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Taking out the trash...; Revolution style
Topic Started: Nov 2 2007, 07:05 AM (19 Views)
The Wonderboy Tom Burgess
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A lot of laughter is heard down the EWF corridor as Damage Inc, BPJ and The Wonderboy emerge from the locker room. Burgess is wearing his renowned England influenced suit and his shades, chewing gum as BPJ finishes off his joke as Burgess is nearly in tears with laughter. They both have their tag team belts placed over their shoulders as they walk down the hallway. Monica Manusco approaches them.

TB: Miss Manusco! There you are, we were just talking about you.

MM: Er, really?! (sounding quite happy about it)

TB: Yeah, I asked BPJ how many of the Revolution superstars you must have slept with so that you could have the privilege of interviewing them.

Monica looks shocked and hurt by the comment

TB: BPJ here said 7 but I was convinced it was into double figures...

Monica looks upset and runs off

Tom shouts after her...

TB: Does that mean it's double figures?!

BPJ slaps Tom on the chest

BPJ: Your nasty you are Tom. Why are you such a bastard to the interviewers?! (laughing as he asks)

TB: I dunno, I guess I just can't help myself... It's always fun to mess with people, after all, they can't mess with us can they?

BPJ: Got that right buddy.

TB: I tell you what, I've gotta say I'm very pleased with the way we am being treated here on Revolution. We've won the tag titles and Stryfe has personally congratulated us. He has given you the week off next Monday. He has booked me in a match with Riflewilly, who, apparently is a EWF superstar. We have been put up in 5 star hotel. Things are all gravy baby! What's more, the Hitmen are nowhere to be seen.

BPJ: Well, to be honest they're probably at home nursing themselves after that beating we inflicted on them last night. No doubt we'll see them on Monday when we're in North Dakota. Hey, I've got one for you, I read a description of North Dakota, it said it was "a large rectangular blank spot in the nation's mind".

The pair laugh.

As they continue to walk down the corridor there is footage on the video screen of Riflewilly assaulting Sebastian Morton then claiming he is Mayhem's newest superstar.

TB: What in the hell is that son-of-a-bitch doing?

Big Poppa Jim just stands there and shakes his head. Burgess takes deep breaths, rubs his number 2 haircut and removes his shades.

TB: Jimmy, not only did that bastard attack your brother, but he has now turned his back on Revolution? This won't do Jimmy. I do not take kindly to people turning their backs on this show after we carried the ratings for so long. The only reason he's called Riflewilly is because he shoots his load too quickly, just ask Manusco! I tell you what, Riflewilly wants to go to Mayhem, let him. We don't need his sort on Revolution anyway. The disloyal, greedy little sh*t. If he can't hang with the big boys on Revolution then I say let him go. I can guarantee you this, he is going to get a brutal leaving present. They'll have to take him to Mayhem on a god damn stretcher!

Burgess storms off as BPJ stands still nodding in agreement.
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