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George Tissle vs. Paul Anderson; a read for everyone
Topic Started: Nov 13 2007, 09:22 AM (46 Views)
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Flying Coach Sucks Big Time

(The scene opens with a shot of a crowded plane that sits on a runway somewhere in Baltimore, Maryland. As the camera cuts to a shot of the planes inside we see none other then the “Tax-Man” Paul Anderson, he sits on an aisle sit next to a smelly eighty year old man, he has a pile of folders on his lap, too many folders for the space that he has. All of a sudden a hand appears from the seat behind him, a head pops out and we see interviewer Matt Moore, Paul pulls off his reading glasses and stares at Matt.)


Paul Anderson: Who the heck are you?

Matt Moore: I’m Matt Moore, sir. I work for European Wrestling Federation, I’m an interviewer.

Paul Anderson: Is that suppose to impress me?

Matt Moore: Err...

Paul Anderson: It doesn’t! I’m a busy man, is there a reason you interrupted me?

Matt Moore: Well, the higher-ups figured that since they booked us on the same flight I would be the one to interview you this week.

Paul Anderson: Where is Monica Mancuso? I told one of staff members at the office that I only talk to Monica Mancuso. (gives Matt a disgusted look) You don’t look anything like her.

Matt Moore: I don’t know anything about that, I’m just doing what I’m told. They give me a list of names and I interview everyone on the list... this week you’re on my list.

Paul Anderson: Don’t get smart with me you punk, I’ll open up a case on you so fast you won’t know what ran over you! That’s a pretty fancy watch you got there, how did a simple interviewer like yourself afford it?! I can revoke your passport, I can freeze you bank accounts, I can...

Matt Moore: (panics) Please, please, this watch was a gift. I can’t work without a passport.

Paul Anderson: Calm down before you piss in your pants. You know, I bet they put Ms. Mancuso on Mr. Showtime’s flight. Can you tell me how that punk loses the International Championship at Xrteme Collision and still manages to find himself in the main event? Forget that... don’t even bother. If you want anything out of my you had better start talking because as I said I’m a busy man.

Matt Moore: (wipes the sweat from his forehead) Xrteme Collision went well for you.

Paul Anderson: It sure did. At Xrteme Collision I not only won the battle royal but I also bested Fonzie, Larry Fields, and Nick Shaw in the process. It feels good to be standing in my shoes right now. The only thing that would make me feel better is if Monica Blaze was standing right here by my side.

Matt Moore: Monica Blaze? I don’t get it... she’s not even on...

Paul Anderson: Did I say I was finished!? All I’m saying is that I would seriously consider giving Monica Blaze some... tax tips. Anyway, back to the battle royal. As good as it feels to be the winner of such a match especially at a pay-per-view I must give the devil his due. Supreme Machine could have easily landed on the floor after me, he didn’t, but he could have. So as of right now I have respect for Supreme Machine, he put on a good show.

Matt Moore: I think giving Supreme Machine credit was the first nice thing that you’ve done. Winning the battle royal puts you in a good place. Have you decided what your going to do yet? Are you going to switch brands or go after the International Championship?

Paul Anderson: It’s like you just dropped out of the sky and landed on your head... twice. I’ve been telling anyone and everyone that would listen that I’m staying on Monday Night Revolution with Alexander Stryfe. I also told anyone and everyone that would listen that I want the International Championship. That puts me on a path straight to Liam Alexander or Larry Fields, whoever walks out of Revolution with the gold.

Matt Moore: Next week we’ll be seeing the debut of one Randy Taylor, he’ll be going head to head with Fonzie. Rumor has it that you know Randy.

Paul Anderson: Yes, I know Mr. Taylor. He’s just one of the first to follow me from over there.

Matt Moore: Over there? I don’t get it.

Paul Anderson: Don’t worry about things that you can’t possibly understand. I’m more then sure that Randy Taylor will make quick work of Fonzie. I’m running out of time so let’s talk about what’s in store for me next week.

Matt Moore: Fine, next week you’ll be going one on one with George “The Missile” Tissle. George has been impressive lately.

Paul Anderson: Impressive? Are you kidding me? The man had four matches and walked away with just two wins, I think the only one worse then him is that clown Egon Jameson. I’ve been doing a little digging on this George Tissle, it seems that his Canadian bank accounts have been receiving some funds that aren’t exactly what I would call legit. I’ll let you know more about it as the information pours in. Next week I’m going to take the Canadian to the limit, I’m going to show him moves that he never even imagined.

Matt Moore: Well...

Paul Anderson: Well nothing, we’re done here.


(Paul places his hand on Matt’s face and shoves him away.)
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