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The King has arrived!
Topic Started: Nov 13 2007, 09:44 PM (30 Views)
Matt Sensation
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The scene opens inside of the St. Happel Stadium, where this week’s Thursday night Mayhem will be hosted from. Backstage of the arena is a flashy EWF Mayhem set design which looks very familiar to the black and yellow Mayhem logo. Anthony Tolly who is one of EWF’s finest interviewers is dressed in a formal attire of a suit and tie, Anthony looks like he is in a serious mood and ready to do his job. Beside him is one of EWF’s newest young prospects, the “Sexy King” himself Matt Sensation! Matt has on a pair of Giorgio Armani shades, a black and red “Sexy King” tank top and his red and black wrestling tights. With a cocky smirk on his face, Matt awaits patiently for this interview to begin. Anthony awaits the signal from his camera crew to start, when he sees the “thumbs up” he brings the microphone to his mouth and speaks in a deep tone of voice.

Tolly: Hello everyone my name is Anthony Tolly and we are just two days away from the post XC, Thursday night Mayhem show which will be coming to you live in Wein, Austria! Today I am hear with one of the newest young stars in the EWF, he is Matt Sensation! Matt you actually made your debut at the Xtreme Collision PPV from last night, can you tell us some more about that?

Matt smiles as he snatches the microphone from Tolly, he speaks into the camera with that cocky grin still on his face.

Sensation: Well first thing’s first, I apologize but I forgot your name. I am really sorry, I think I have like short term memory or something, do you mind repeating it please?

Tolly: Sure, my name is Antho…

Matt snatches the microphone back from Tolly.[/color]

Sensation: Never mind! Like I really care anyway, now lets move on to bigger and better things please! Last night I stole the whole damn show when I debuted in the EWF, I saved that piece of crap PPV! The Sensationatics were falling to sleep out there until yours truly the “Sexy King” came out to the ring and woke all of those losers up! Everything that I said last night was completely 100% true, I will be dominating the EWF like a true ruler! I will make Mayhem, MY show by beating everyone that they put in front of me!

Matt smirks and hands the microphone back to Tolly, to see if he has any thing else to say. Tolly seems to be in a disagreement with Matt as he speaks into the camera.

Tolly: Well I don’t think I agree with what you said about the PPV, Xtreme Collision was the biggest PPV in EWF to date! How can you possibly say that It was putting people to sleep before you came out there, you must be joking?!

Sensation: Oh give me a break, you know it’s true damnit! Those losers were snoring their way through every single match until they heard “Love Addict” play on the loudspeakers and they all woke up to see the “Sexy King” make his first EWF appearance! Now enough about “Xtreme Collision” why don’t we talk about something important for instance…my in ring debut this Thursday night on Mayhem!

Tolly takes the microphone while Matt looks on with a smile on his face.

Tolly: Ok lets talk about it, you are going to be making your Mayhem debut in a match that was booked by Bryan Deas! It will be Matt Sensation vs. Jay Encina in a casket match, what are your thoughts about this?

Sensation: Firstly I think you should start brushing your teeth every night, maybe do some flossing and get some tic tacs because your breath smells like a combination of cat barf mixed with elephant shit and Baboon piss! Secondly my thoughts are this, it doesn’t matter who I am facing in my debut or more importantly what match it is going to be, because I will win either way! Bryan “I have a chode” Deas has booked me in a match that I have never competed in before, against one of my good friends none the less! Me and Jay Encina are cool with each other, we always have been and I’m sure Deas knows that. It doesn’t matter because yeah me and Jay are cool but I am a champions champion, I am world caliber which means even if they put me in a blindfolded, handcuffed, taco submission match against my best friend from High school or some shit, I am still going to go out there and whoop ass like only I can and walk out…victorious!

Tolly: Well that being said, do you consider Jay Encina a worthy opponent?

Sensation: Yes, Jay is one of the few guys in this business who can take me to my limits even though I am far superior anyway I still consider him a good opponent. He is probably the toughest guy pound for pound in the business today next to my hero, Nick Maggio! We will still hang after the match is over but when that bell rings its all business baby and I will lock Jay up in that casket and feed him to the maggots, not literally though!

Tolly: Ok, well I can see you are very confident going into this match. I just have a few more questions to ask you, starting with your nickname…why do you call yourself the “Sexy King”?

Sensation: It isn’t just a nickname it’s a way of life, my whole life I have had all of the women I ever wanted. The average 8 year old in elementary school still thought that girls had cooties but no me, no you see I had around 4-5 girlfriends every other week oh yeah! I lost my virginity at age 10 while most kids my age were still giving out “cootie shots” I was getting laid by girls in middle school! By the time I reached high school I was banging every single chick in the whole school, I have always had an army of hot women everywhere I went! Which by the way reminds me, I have noticed a few of these EWF divas and while some of them look like a Hippos left ass cheek, I have noticed we do have a few smoking hot divas on the EWF roster from both brands and trust me it will not be long before the ’Sexy King” himself, gets to all of them!

Tolly looks completely disgusted as he takes the microphone again, about to ask another question.

Tolly: Well that was…disturbing, well moving on to my next question…yesterday when you arrived at the arena for Xtreme Collision you announced that you wanted to team up with Ken Fuqua to take on Cage and Ryan for the Impact tag titles, what was that all about?

Sensation: First of all dude, STOP LOOKING AT MY NIPPLES! I mean my God, I know I have very nice nipples but dude I don’t swing that way, please stop! Now as far as your question goes, you will know more about it after Mayhem is over! Do yourself a favor and go get laid!

Matt gives Tolly a dirty look as he walks away, the scene fades to black.
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