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| Matt Sensation | Nov 17 2007, 06:24 PM Post #1 |
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The scene opens up inside of a local bar in Wein, Austria which was home to this weeks edition of Thursday night Mayhem! Everyone is drinking and having a good time on this fine Friday night, watching sports on the TV and chilling with their friends. As the camera pans around a bit, we can spot the “Sexy King” himself, Matt Sensation sitting at a table with two attractive women. Matt has his arm around both of them and his tongue seems to be switching from one mouth to the next like an anaconda or something. Matt’s “make out session” is cut short however, as EWF interviewer, Monica Mancuso sits down across from him with a pen and a piece of paper in her hands. She obviously was looking for an interview and while normally Matt would tell Monica to take a hike, tonight he felt like bragging so he smiled and started to speak. Sensation: Ah, Miss Monica Mansucker you must be here for an interview am I right? You obviously want to speak with the MVP of last nights Mayhem don’t you? After all me and Jay tore the damn roof off last night and had the greatest wrestling match in EWF history!! The girls next to Matt smiled and started rubbing his arms as Monica sighed and replied. Monica: Actually, I think we are all wondering more on what happened after that match, Matt! I think I speak on behalf of every EWF fan, wrestler and employee when I will ask you this question…What was the deal with Ken Fuqua coming out and braking up your fight with Jay? What did he say to you guys and why did he come out? Matt simply smirked and grabbed his glass of beer, took a big chug and smiled. Sensation: You’re a curious little whore, aren’t you? I mean damn, Monica you are one nosy bitch! Why should I tell you or anyone else for that matter why what went down last night, went down? I am not going to tell you ANYTHING about it, however I will talk about my match with Jay last night and my next match against this Ray Damian guy, is that understood?! The girls next to Matt giggle as Monica sighs, she seems upset like she really doesn’t want to be there. Monica: Ok fine, so lets talk about last nights match with Jay. In my opinion and in the opinion of EWF owner Mikey Sparks, that match was the “match of the night”. You must feel really proud of yourself, considering how it was only your first match in the EWF am I right? Sensation: Your damn right I am, I tore the damn roof off of Austria last night! Me and my bro Jay Encina put on a WRESTLING CLINIC and we proved to the entire world just how good we are. Not even a no contest ending could kill the match, nothing could have killed that match it was perfect! Now all of these Sensationatics want to see MORE, they want to see more of Matt Sensation, they want more…SENSATION! Well even though they probably don’t deserve it, I am going to give it to them I am going to give them a kick ass 5 star wrestling match every damn week! Matt takes another chug from his beer and awaits a response from Monica, Monica writes down everything that Matt said on her note pad. She smiles and opens her mouth to speak again. Monica: Well this week on Mayhem should be an even better match than last nights because you are going to be facing one of the most athletic wrestlers in the EWF in Ray Damian and I think… Matt cuts her off before she can finish her sentence. Sensation: Whoa…Whoa…Whoa! Did you just refer to my opponent this week as “one of the most athletic wrestlers in the EWF”? Are you kidding me, what the hell are you smoking Miss Monica? Was a coconut shoved up your ass or something? I mean my God this kid Ray Damian, he is a joke…a loser…a nobody…a never was…a no good, pencil neck GEEK! This kid thinks he is an athlete? Wait until he steps into the ring with the “real athlete”, I look forward to kicking this guys ass! He doesn’t stand a chance in hell against the Sexy King! Monica: Matt you have to admit, Ray Damian is one hell of an athlete I mean have you seen some of his moves? Matt laughs as do the girls next to him. Sensation: What moves? Oh you mean the “Damian Decimator” ha it doesn’t have shit on my “Vertabreaker” or my ‘Sexy Driver” or my “Shooting Star leg drop” or any of my moves or that matter. Lets look at what else this Damian guy does, lets see how about that “X-Ray” haha wow that’s extreme Ray I mean I wish I could do something that ‘amazing”, oh wait I can its called the “630 splash”! Face it Ray, I am much…much…much better than you are at everything! Monica: Ok…well moving on to my next question, who are your little friends sitting next to you? Sensation: Well the blonde one is bubbles and the brunette is Blossom and they are…the powder puff girls! Yes, I have banged the legendary powder puff twins and I can now add them to my list of famous people I have had sex with. The list includes names like…Brittney Spears before she lost all of her hair, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson, Pam Anderson, Carmen Elektra, Bobbi Billard, Bryan Deas’s mom, Bryan Deas’s sister, Mikey Sparks’s aunt flow, Oprah Winfrey,… Matt continues to yell out names, the two girls next to him and giggling and Monica Mancuso gets fed up with it and leaves as the scene fades to black. |
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