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| The Brainless Wonder Pt. 2!; RP #2 Monica Vs. Jay Encina. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 20 2007, 02:48 AM (26 Views) | |
| Monica Blaze | Nov 20 2007, 02:48 AM Post #1 |
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Brainless Wonder Part Two... (On Camera) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :: Monica sits wide eyed at the television screen as the tape of Jay Encina's Mayhem debut if you could call it that, where he talks about Mayhem and how Revolution is a political shit hole etc. The look of just utter disbelief is on her features as she just watches one of the shortest and most annoying promotions of her entire life-time. Monica took a moment to get out of the kitchen where she has been getting ready for her part of Thanksgiving since Aurora and herself have made plans, to have the two families together for the holiday, to look a little into the depth of Jay Encina and see if ANYTHING was there. And of course well...she is sadly mistaken to think he had any more depth than the kiddie pool she had installed in the training room, beside the larger one, in order for the kids to play in. This goes to show neither Monica nor Aurora need this work, they have enough of an inheritance among good business decisions on both their parts to be able to sit on their asses all day and pay people to do everything for them. BUT they do this for the fun, they do this for the joy of being a better athlete...but right now...at this moment...Monica Blaze is wondering why, why she even bothers with this. She could go back to the underground fighting rings and deal with the guys who have been beaten to bloody pulps so many times that they don't recall their own names, and STILL get a better match than this. So dear reader we have Monica in a distraught mood, apron and all on, flour in her hair, and giving all the men in TV land a new outlook on "the perfect housewife" as she stands, turns the TV off and looks to Ryan who has just come into the room. She just looks so miserable that poor Ryan must think a pet died or something...if they had one...:: Ryan: Wow, I hope you aren't looking that way because of something I did. :: Thinking better of that, he decided to add to it just in case. :: Ryan: Doesn't really matter, you are always beautiful to me! :: She would give him a bit of a scowl before she motioned to the camera. :: Monica: It's on just to let you know, and I was planning on shooting a promo about how I was wrong about Jay Encina being a total moronic fool but apparently from what I saw... I was completely right about everything I said before. But you know I was going to try to be nice and give the guy the benefit of the doubt and look at past promos. But you know what?! They are just as bad, well actually a little better which is insulting. The slight bit of talent he has he skips when it comes to me?! How does that work. I beat Alex Liddel who Jay couldn't compete with if he had a guardian angel in his back pocket, and he underestimates me. Tell me Ryan, does the administration hate me? Are they trying to drive me insane with someone who is less intimidating than a rubber snake? Ryan: Well Jay couldn't buy a victory when he was on Revolution, maybe he figured the competition was easier on Mayhem? Unfortunately for him, he might be a big fish in a big pond, but he's got a match with a damn great white Thursday! Chew him up, spit him out....ohh better idea! Give him a rubber snake to use, maybe he can get a win over it! :: Monica would just laugh as she would go up to Ryan and lean on him slightly as she wrapped her arms around his neck and put her head against his chest as she looked to the camera. :: Monica: See Jay this is how you do things, don't put everything on camera, for the love of god please at least turn it off when you use the bathroom. And like my future Legacy Champion here said, you are about as much a threat to me as the garden hose. I saw how you act on Revolution and may it be a little bit better than how you have preformed on Mayhem that just shows that you are making a hell of a mistake. You think you were being put against people who were below you on revolution? You assume that your going to get it easy here? Well you might as well shove that idea. :: Monica would sigh slightly. :: Monica: You know what I think Ryan I think Mr. Encina knew he couldn't become his dream world champion on Revolution so he had Mr.Mercer move him. And you know he wants the title which is going to belong to you right? He says it is his little dream and he wants to become the best. He can't even beat the Wonder Boy, the disillusioned little man stuck in childhood, let alone beat you! Ryan: It's his dream? I also heard he had a dream about becoming Miss America, but he always woke up before the swimsuit competition! Why are we even talking about this guy? He wants a Legacy title shot in the future? I might be wrong, as I'm not on the staff. But isn't winning a match on Mayhem a pre-requisite? You have beaten Liddel, you have beaten the Revlon spokes model Zack Riley, and somehow now you are stuck in the ring with Mr. Personality? Either they really like you, or my pal Mercer really dislikes him! :: Monica would laugh half heartedly, the staff might think this an amusing match but she was frankly NOT A HAPPY CAMPER! :: Monica: I think they must hate me honestly. I don't do this for my health, I do it so I can take out my aggressions. Not be given a win on a silver platter. It seems Mr. Encina believes he is entitled to the world and in this case the Legacy title. Well... :: And she would look to the camera again. :: Monica: Let me be the first to welcome the Brainless wonder to Mayhem. THE REAL "A SHOW" and the show where there are no shortcuts my friend. So you will have to get used to being on the bottom of the card for I assure you when I am done with you there won't be enough spirit left for you to even TRY for your DREAM...Now speaking of silver platters I need to check on Jay's cousin....the turkey we are having for thanksgiving. :: She knew it was corny but you know when your up against someone who acts the way Monica thinks Mr. Encina acts, you have to keep the insults simple...So she would smile to the camera and speak once more. :: Monica: To all in T.V land have a happy thanksgiving. :: Smirking she pulled Ryan by the hand.:: Monica: And you Mr. MacKenzie have been drafted to help me in the kitchen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honey...I think I'm ready for a Title.. (Off Camera) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :: Monica dragged Ryan into the Kitchen to help her with the food. She put him to the work of chopping up some carrots not for the dinner but for the twin's snack. She watched him as he had a bit of issues and just smirked. He seemed to be concentrating and she didn't know if she should mention this when he had a knife in his hand, he might be so shocked he would lose a finger so she commented slightly. :: Monica: Ryan would you please sit down a moment there is something I want to talk to you about.... Ryan: Uh oh, I know this speech. Either I did something wrong, or I'm about to be thrown out. :: Ryan dropped the weapon, and took a seat the kitchen table, grabbing an orange from the fruit bowl and beginning to peel it. She would give him a sweet smile before she would sit at the table near him. :: Monica: Honey, I think I'm ready for a title... :: She said it in such a way that you really couldn't tell which title she was speaking of, and since Ryan was hopefully going to hold half on the show...one could assume she was shooting high. :: Ryan: Oh, thank God! Wait a second, which title is it you are after? :: The orange peeled sufficiently, he began just picking off slices of it and shoving them two and three at a time into his mouth. At this point, he was a touch hard to understand. :: Ryan: Iph phnk ish gud fffffr yhhhh. :: She just canted her head to the side and rolled her eyes as she reminded him what she reminded the twins. :: Monica: Chew, swallow then talk. :: He finally swallowed, his face turning almost inside out at all the juice in his mouth :: Ryan: Well I think you deserve a title! Which one is it you want, babe? :: Three more orange slices shoved into his mouth, a little more juice this time as he began squinting as he tried to get it down. She just muttered the last part as if he was possibly going to be upset. :: Monica: Well...honey..it is kinda one of the titles you hold. ::There was a curious look on his face as he looked up, he finally managed to choke down the orange slices and continued. :: Ryan: Okay...so you are going to challenge me for one of my titles? This is what you wanted to tell me. I think I'm going to go for a walk. :: Ryan didn't like the idea of facing her for anything, and with that, he began to stand up and head for the door to begin his walk early. He would abruptly be stopped by her laughter, when he turned she was holding her sides and almost falling out of her chair as she choked out the words. :: Monica: No no no... I am happy with taking the European title. I just want to take Cage's half of the tag titles because I want to be your partner. :: She calmed a little. It was funny to her that he thought she would want to challenge him for anything to begin with. A. She wasn't fond of a possible loss, and B. She wasn't about to challenge the man she loved to anything, since she did love him and wanted him to have everything in the world he wanted. And in her mind retaining the tag titles wasn't going to happen with Cage. She would stand and go up to him, pressing against him and wrapping her arms around his neck. :: Monica: Honey, I just don't want you mad at me... since I want to challenge Cage... I adore you and want to be your partner. I don't like of that showboat being the one you have to depend on. That's, all. Besides like you said last night you win is our win. Remember? Ryan: But Cage is a great guy! He's like the only guy on Mayhem I can stand for any length of time. And besides, I'm not sure someone can defend one half of a tag title on their own. I've never heard of that before. Did he agree to all of this? Monica: Everything is all set with Mercer and Cage well.. I suppose Mercer is telling him. I don't honestly care. But it's something I won't do if you don't want me to. I wanted to see if I could do it and Mercer said I could...so I jumped at the opportunity. I want to be in the ring with you love, I don't want your health depending on a man who thinks he can do it all on his own and ignore his partner. If you had been up against tougher opponents you could have gotten hurt because of his stupidity. I can't have that now can I? I don't think the nurses would appreciate me trying to molest a patient in their hospital. And thats where being his partner will land you. :: She seemed honestly worried and not because of Ryan being unable to do the job, she was just worried over the one track mind of both men leading to his harm. She would just hug him and say in that oh so cute voice. :: Monica: You would rather be my partner anyway right? Ryan: I already am your partner. But if he's fine with it and you want it, that's fine with me. I didn't technically win the titles with him, so I guess I can't have much claim on what he does with his half. Either way, I'm not letting mine go! Something about having half the gold on Mayhem? It kinda makes me happy! Monica: You know darling you might like gold too much. Remember it is about fun somewhat... :: She would just giggle and kiss him on the cheek. :: Monica: But you know soon you will have it all since your win is mine and mine yours. I get Cage's half and then the European title and we will have it all sweetheart. Ryan: You know it! This sounds bad, but I kinda hope Cage doesn't win. I really don't want to face him for the Legacy title if he beats Primal. Not because I'm worried, but I don't have a ton of friends on Mayhem and I hate to lose them. Any guy that gives you a title for nothing can't be all bad. Monica: Well darling all I need is you and I don't care if the rest of the world hates me. Well the twins liking me and Aurora not wanting to kill me is nice too.. :: She would just laugh a bit more. :: Monica: Anyway you have more veggies to chop, so lets hop to it! :: She was happy, no more worries about that and she just gave his butt a smack to "get him to work" as Monica finally started to relax. Being against Jay Encina was like having the week off, she should be glad for a given win. So now she would finally start to take advantage of it... and just...have fun. :: |
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