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Introducing... Camilla!
Topic Started: Nov 20 2007, 10:12 AM (31 Views)
Camilla Pazzini
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The scene opens outside what appears to be a store in Columbus, Ohio. As the camera pans up, we see a sign above the door which reads "CHAMELEON ENTERPRISES" and underneath in smaller print reads "QUALITY STOCKISTS OF WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE". The camera moves through the door, and into the store. Behind the counter, we see a youngish woman. She has the natural tan of a full-blooded latina, and is what anyone would consider... okayish-looking. She is well-built... her arms showing definite signs of muscle, and her abdomen showing signs of a few too many tequilas. She glances up at the camera, sweeping her mid-length chestnut hair out of her eyes, and smiles warmly.

Woman: Ah... I assume you are here from the European Wrestling Federation, right?

The camera moves up and down slightly, presumaby signifying the cameraman nodding.

Woman: Wow... Revolution is in Prague this week! I hope you didn't have to travel all the way over here, still I'm sure you've had a long journey anyway...

She walks out from behind the counter carrying a chair, and places it down near the camera.

Woman: Have a seat! Go on! Oh... and as you probably guessed, or alternatively knew from my past exploits, I'm Camilla Pazzini!

The camera moves lower slightly as the cameraman sits down. Camilla smiles again, before hopping up and sitting on the counter.

Camilla: So... you're probably expecting the generic newbie rant about why every damn person should fear me, right? About the titles I've held, the asses I've kicked? Well if you ask me, that's pretty BOOO-RING! So I'll give you the shortened version. I've been a pro-wrestler for about a year, after may years in the indie leagues back in Italy... of course you knew I was Italian by my accent didn't you? I already have a place in the SWA Hall of Fame, and I've won a fair few titles. But what does that mean in the EWF? Not a right lot I imagine!

She giggles a little.

Camilla: But that's fine with me. I have plenty enough confidence in my ability to pay my dues all over again. But, for those of you who don't know me, you're probably wondering what I bring, aren't you now? Well I'll tell you... I bring two things. Firstly I bring cool as hell technical wrestling expertise, as well as an unexpected hardcore streak. When you see my modification of ex-WWE star Scotty 2 Hotty's "Worm" move, you'll see what I mean! It combines grooviness & sheer brutality PERFECTLY!

She grins.

Camilla: The other thing I bring to the table is not in the ring, but out of it. I'm an entertainer... hell we're all SUPPOSED to be! So I'll fill you in, I'm a total nerd, I'm not afraid to act like a complete dork to make a point, and I have a degree in computer animation, which means I like to get some crazy-assed CGI promos going sometimes. Put in a nutshell, I drive to give you great wrestling to watch, and a few giggles in the match promotion stage! And I particularly like to make idiotic oppnents look stoooopid, and I'm pretty good at it, so EWF divas, you've been warned!

She giggles once more.

Camilla: Yes, I'm focusing on the ladies for now. I've spent a great deal of my career fighting guys, and I fancy a change of pace. And that belt of Tiffany's sure looks appealing. I've seen that she's lost a few matches here, and with so many people gunning for the #1 contendership, she may not have it by the time I've worked my way up the ladder. But be warned, whoever holds the title, there's an Xtreme Dream coming after ya. Of course, it will be an Xtreme Nightmare for you, but I'm hardly gonna call myself that! I mean, it sounds so... well you know!

She smiles and shrugs.

Camilla: I am pretty happy-go-lucky, and I expect to be underestimated. That's fine, I'm used to it. But I'm going to kick your asses... and you can deny it until you're blue in the face, the cows come home, and they sit there mooing in confusion 'cause your face is blue! I'm still gonna make it happen, and I dare any of you to try and stop meeeee!

She smiles warmly at the camera once more.

Camilla: I'll hopefully talk to you all again in the buildup to the next Revolution card! For now... Arrivederci!

She waves "bye bye", before we fade to black.
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