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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 25 2007, 10:21 PM (21 Views) | |
| Adam Linn | Nov 25 2007, 10:21 PM Post #1 |
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The Following is a dramatization of Life in the house that Showtime built... Linn will be playing the role of Showtime and Steffy, the roll of his gay man slave... These are ONLY the views of Linn and the 402 collectively... Get off our Nuts... The screen lights up, displaying the image of a red Chevelle pulling up into the parking garage. It stops, and the bass heard from the car kicks off too. The driver door slides upward, and out steps Linn. He presses a button on his keys, sliding the door back down. He then locks it, and walks away from the vehicle. He eventually reaches a set of doors, which he pushes open, entering the Local Pub. After passing a Booths, he reaches the one that reads 402 Krew, and slides in. It's empty inside, and Linn pulls off his black 402 beanie, tossing it across the table. Suddenly a voice is heard from behind him. "And just where have you been!?" Linn jumps, not aware that anyone is in the bar with him. He whips around, to see Steffy standing behind him. He sighs, expecting an enemy or something, and runs his fingers through his hair. Linn: "I was going to go have a few drinks with Showtime, but something happened to his favorite bar. Fell down and went boom or some shit... I don't know. Anyway, I'm back. We have any drinks in here?" Steffy: "You expect me to believe that?" Linn: "Huh?" Steffy: "You expect me to believe that a bar goes boom all by itself. That's a bag of crap." Linn: "I don't play with fire no more." Steffy: "Oh really?" Linn: "Yeah, I quit doin the whole turn and burn thing i swear and no more home made bombs. I got a life now baby, I got you. He's got what now... Hopes? Dreams. I don't know... he's weird." Steffy: "Oh right! You just don't play with fire no more huh? What about your Inferno match with Stryker? But you don't PLAY with fire no more..." Linn: "No, the freakin pilot light got blown out or some shit babe... Light a cigarette and WORF! Hell i don't know how it happens... Why do you even care babe?" Steffy: "I don't. My point is your story doesn't make any sense." Linn: "What story? SOMEONE turned a bar into a Smoking Pile! You can go look for yourself." Steffy: "Oh you would love that, wouldn't you? Then you could go run over to Hot Topic and have sex with me in the fuckin dressing room huh?!" Linn: "What the hell?" Steffy: "I know where you really were, you were at thge hash bar!" Linn: "HOT TOPIC? Not in Bulgaria or whatever fuckin country this is we are in..." Steffy: "Not the Point." Linn: "What?" Steffy: "YOU BURNED A BAR DOWN!!" Linn: "The Hilton Head?" Steffy: "No! That Bar I saw Showtime in! The one you had your hands all over!" Linn: "Oh great, here we go again. I told you a hundred times already, I was not BURNING BARS." Steffy: "Well I called Nick, and he said you left at seven fifty. Do you know what time it is!?" Adam lifts his arm up, looking at the silver watch around his wrist. He chuckles (yes, chuckles) a little bit, and drops his arm back down to his side. Linn: "Babe... it's eight o' two." Steffy: "Exactly! You were burning down buildings and cheating on me!" Linn: "So in twelve minutes, I drove to Nick's place, cheated on you, Burned down the bar and drove back?" Steffy: "See? It all goes together." Linn: "Well... I guess that means I had about three minutes to cheat on you. I must be pretty damn good between the sheets, Can I get the deed done in three minutes." Steffy: "Puh-lease..." Linn: "Do you even realize how dumb that sounds?" Steffy: "Did you just call me dumb!?" Linn: "No. I called you pretty." Steffy: "Well if I'm so pretty, why are you cheating on me!?" Linn: "I'm not! Pyro made the first move on me! I'm sitting in here, just chilling, drinking my water, thinking about my reign as champion, when she comes in here, talkin' about the match. I just kind of zone out, waiting for her to leave, when wham! She falls on top of me, spills my water, and is trying to tag my tongue!" Steffy: "Oh riiiiiight... she came onto you. That's really believable." Linn: "It is! She wanted me!" Steffy: "Like I'm supposed to believe she wanted you?" Linn: "Yea-- are you calling me ugly?" Steffy: "Maybe I am." Linn: "I find myself attractive." Steffy: "I'm sure you do." Linn: "Others must think so too! Brandi for example, who used me as a human slip and slide. Listen, I know when you walked in, you saw us in one weird position, but I'll assure you that you are the only one I put in that position." Steffy: "Sure." Linn: "And besides, if I wanted to sleep with Ms. Itchy and Scratchy, Angel, why would I be threatening her, and telling her I was going to kick her ass on Monday!?" Steffy: "The whore probably likes it rough." Linn: "She probably does... but hitting her with a chair in the restaraunt, is a bit more than rough. I promise you, you're the only one I love, Angel means nothing to me. I hate Angel. I'm going to kick her ass, just watch! I could even save her for last. I'll take out Showtime and Liddel, and then I'll be able to put the hurt on her for even longer." Steffy: "Yeah, you'll have your hands all over her in the ring too." Linn: "You're unbelievable. Where do you have room to talk about cheating anyway? Ms. Micahel Morbius." Steffy: "Whoa, whoa, whoa now! Don't turn the tables on me." Linn: "You're even promoting his Stalking that Emma Girl!" Steffy: "That was a coincidence." Linn: "Riiiiiight." Steffy: "Shut up. I didn't have much of a choice, I was kidnapped!" Linn: "It's LOON. That guy could run over a squirrel, and lose sleep over it. It wasn't like he was going to rape you... you didn't have to kiss him." Steffy: "But I didn't have much of a choice if I wanted to be with him!" Linn: "You still fell in love with him. How do you know I wasn't kidnapped?" Steffy: "Because you're standing right here!" Linn: "So are you." Steffy: "He let me go!" Linn: "I escaped. Thanks for the rescue, dammit." Steffy: "This is ridiculous." Linn: "And so is this cheating thing! If I didn't love you, I wouldn't of tried to save you the last thousand times you've been kidnapped. I've taken beatings for you. I've sacrificed matches and title shots for you. Why would I do that, and still get action from Brandi on the side?" Steffy: "I don't know, why would you?" Linn: "Listen, I would never cheat on you... ever. You're the only girl I need. I'm going to beat up Angel at Spook's, and then we can forget any of this ever happened, alright?" Steffy: "Fine... but if I ever, EVER catch you doing something like that? It's over." Linn: "I know. Now let's go get a few drinks... I know this church, and they've bottles of Jesus' blood everywhere!" He puts his arm around her, and they walk out of the locker room, letting the camera fade to black... Scene 2: Mourning the Loss Linn and Steffy are seen in bed Under the covers Linn is smokin a cigarette Steffy is rubbing linn's new Bull god Tattoo on his chest. Linn releases a full lung of smoke into the atmosphere. and tamps out the cigarette. Linn sits up and looks at the camera. He sits back and flips the channel and then sees Showtime runnin his mouth about him. Linn: Showtime... Come come now... you failed your chance move on and get a new life... Your tryin to step into a role you have no business bein in... The role of Challenger... Buddy, you can't hold my jockstrap, you stepped to me and Lexi... and Lexi got the Upper hand... Now you step to ME... and Then to Lexi and expect to WIN!... The only you win is a trip to the emergency room... Holla Holla! Steffy: Adam lets go to bed... Linn: Flat out Showtime... you ain't ready to fight the King of Crash... The Omaha Hitman, The WORLD CHAMPION PHOENIX! You aren't ready to lick my nuts... With being said Steffy drops out of sight and Linn's eyes go large and he turns out the lights with a clap. The camera fades to black... |
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