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Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall...; And guess who has to clean it up?
Topic Started: Nov 27 2007, 08:49 AM (40 Views)
Camilla Pazzini
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Date: Tuesday 27th November, 2007.
Locale: The Pazzinis' luxury apartment, Columbus, Ohio.


The scene opens in the expansive living room of the Columbus apartment Camilla shares with her sister. The room is remarkably furnished... there are two white leather sofas at 45 degree angles either side of a plush pink sofa in the center, a 40" HD-Plasma TV with a collection of games consoles, and a huge personal bar in the far corner by the elevator, which opens straight out into the apartment. Suddenly, a face leans right into the camera from the side.

Camilla: Hellooooo! You're watching Pazzini Cam! Which is kinda cool, cause I'm Cam Pazzini! Don't you just love such coincidences?

She giggles and dives back, flopping onto the plush pink sofa.

Camilla: Ya know, I was pleasantly surprised reading the Revolution card. I thought I'd be debuting in a dark match or at best the lower card, but that sweetie Alexander put me really high up! Maybe he realises how much people like watching two women go at it... I know I do!

She grins.

Camilla: Buuuut... I'm getting ahead of myself. Many of you who missed my earlier little "hellooooo" may not know who on Earth I am... so I wrote a little song which introduces me to you all. It goes something like this!

She clears her throat, before bursting into song.

"If you don't know, my name is Cammie,
I'm a wrestling chick from Sicily.
I nail opponents with the Cammikaze,
Then pin their ass for a 1, 2, 3!
I'm one of the best at what I do,
Just ask my victims, they know it's true!
I beat their butts 'till they're black & blue
So run Noriko, I'm coming for yooooou!"


She giggles once more.

Camilla: What? Not the long-winded speech about who I am, what I've done, and what I ate for breakfast that other people give? Well... nope! Because I want to be judged on what I do here, not what I've done before. It always irritates me when people come into a new company and blabble on about themselves for twenty minutes. And you know what? That's precisely what my opponent did for her debut against Stephanie Coe. Gave a run-in of her history, who she was, yadda yadda, bleeeeeh! Now to give credit where it's due, it wasn't an arrogant, self-obsessed "oh, I'm so f*bleep*king great speech, far from it. But it did leave me feeling like "Damn... I could have been playing Rayman!"

She smiles.

Camilla: Now I know Noriko shouldn't be taken too lightly, after all she was the Askai Champion of DU... something I know courtesy of a certain Aquablonde who I have teamed with before now. She also won the Tag Titles on her own... I thought ya needed M.P.D. to pull that off? But what interests me is what happens HERE. And it was interesting that she referred to her match against Stephie as "make it or break it". She lost so... break it? Are you broken Noriko? Well I'm sorry honey... but I'm kinda crappy at jigsaw puzzles. So I don't think I'll be able to put you back together. I mean, if you did a Humpty Dumpty and fell off the Women's Championship wall, then chances are all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put you back together again. So what hope do I have? Damn... I like to be helpful when I can as well...

She shrugs.

Camilla: Therefore, I'll have to take the only option left open to me. Clean up the mess! Of course, I'll have to break the pieces down a little further; it just makes the cleaning job so much easier, you know? Then we clean out the broken remains, leaving you with... ahem... egg on your face. Savvy?

She giggles once more.

Camilla: In all seriousness though, former champion, whateeeever, it doesn't matter to me. I'm no pushover in that ring, far far from it. So, kitty cat, let's hear if, after your big debut defeat, you have anything left to purr about. But you haven't seen the last of me this week! Then come Monday, we will settle it in that ring, not a second before. I never attack until I see the whites of their eggs... um... I mean eyes! Arrivederci!!!

Camilla smiles widely as the scene fades to the darkest of the non-colours.
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