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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 28 2007, 03:37 PM (23 Views) | |
| Primal | Nov 28 2007, 03:37 PM Post #1 |
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The scene opens up in a kitchen. Primal is sitting at the breakfast table reading the newspaper. On the table is a plate with a crumpet on and a cup of tea. Primal takes his eyes off the newspaper and looks at the camera... -Primal- Crumpets and tea! The best thing you could have for breakfast. Maybe this god damn "Yank" should really try some crumpets and not eat muffins of Mc'Donalds for breakfast you SLOB! Laughter is heard coming from out of the living room. -Primal- Matt who? I have never heard of YOU! Until now. I can't recall seeing you at any past Mayhem shows or anything. Primal takes a bite from his crumpet and takes a mouthful of tea. He then clears his throat before speaking... -Primal- Why did you have to go cultural? Your country is so fucked up that I have been calling that place Afghanistan. It is known people hate us on the other side of the pond... But is it hate or is it envy? Personally... I think it is envy because our nation is greater than the States and the States can't keep up so their envious. You know Britain ruled the world before America ran the world. Why do yous need guns? Your troops kill British troops and claim friendly fire! Primal begins laughing a little before folding his newspaper up. -Primal- So it seems that we have a comedian here in the EWF. Matt I think if you weren't a wrestler you should have been on stage... sweeping it! "The Sexy King", what are you the king of? Sexiness? Please... Your face is like the back end of a cow. You talk so much shit that your arsehole has began speaking for your mouth. You little Johnny Nitro wannabe. Just shut your mouth and think about what will come out... mostly shit! Primal finishes eating his crumpet before looking back into the camera... -Primal- Everybody in the country knows me and everybody in your country knows me especially your mother... By the way... A crumpet is a savoury snack made from flour and yeast. The scene ends and camera soon fades to black... |
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