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Efreet Firewine
Topic Started: Oct 31 2011, 11:44 PM (465 Views)
Incestuous Drow

Does anyone know if a bottle of thousand year old firewine is still drinkable? I've got one heating in the oven right now and I'm dying to try it.
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A Certain Illithid
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I think you should stop it. That shit becomes a million times more volatile over time. Hope you can clean a kitchen.
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Coatandhatguy

Older a wine gets, the more it ferments. At least mundy wine does. Dunno how fire ferments, but I'd recommend taking it out of the cooker, or at least not leaving it in as long as you were plannin' to.
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Bloodrage

Incestuous Drow
Oct 31 2011, 11:44 PM
Does anyone know if a bottle of thousand year old firewine is still drinkable? I've got one heating in the oven right now and I'm dying to try it.
O god what are you doing?!
DON'T APROACH FIREWINE TO SOURCES OF HEAT! stop down the oven, wait 4days, then make a piece of meat, and eat it with the firewine.
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PhoenixSyndrome
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This is why I smoke rather than drink.
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Suntouched

I've recently taken up a hobby that's better and safer than either.
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R K Muldoon

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Nov 1 2011, 10:11 PM
I've recently taken up a hobby that's better and safer than either.
I love the irony whenever somebody like yourself says something like this. "I live in a dangerous world and routinely put myself into harm's way but I won't do this one thing because it isn't safe." Yeah. Now had you said that it will degrade your health and make your breathing harder so that you're more likely to get whacked I wouldn't be calling you on your hypocrisy.

But I'm a self admitted asshole, hypocrite and a pack a day kind of guy myself. Delicious self-medication of anti-stressors that while habit forming don't cause an uncontrolled shift in my mental facilities, puff puff puff.
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R K Muldoon

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Nov 1 2011, 10:11 PM
I've recently taken up a hobby that's better and safer than either.
I love the irony whenever somebody like yourself says something like this. "I live in a dangerous world and routinely put myself into harm's way but I won't do this one thing because it isn't safe." Yeah. Now had you said that it will degrade your health and make your breathing harder so that you're more likely to get whacked I wouldn't be calling you on your hypocrisy.

But I'm a self admitted asshole, hypocrite and a pack a day kind of guy myself. Delicious self-medication of anti-stressors that while habit forming don't cause an uncontrolled shift in my mental facilities, puff puff puff.
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PhoenixSyndrome
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Love smokes. If they actually kill me, I get better.

They don't just explode and ruin the kitchen. Nor do they cause hallucinations in races not meant to drink them with no actual labels saying that will happen. They also don't instantly melt your liver in a horrifically painful death.

Alcohol.. way too much to keep up with thanks to all the races having their own idea about what alochol should be. Tobacco is rather cut and dry. Smoke like a chimney. Cough up a lung. Get a caster to regenerate you a new one. Just that easy.
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R K Muldoon

And if you get gibbletized it won't matter much will it?
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