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Efreet Firewine
Topic Started: Oct 31 2011, 11:44 PM (466 Views)
Incestuous Drow

Does anyone know if a bottle of thousand year old firewine is still drinkable? I've got one heating in the oven right now and I'm dying to try it.
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PhoenixSyndrome
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Don't quite know where you're trying to go with that one.

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I love that word. Giblets. Heeheeheeheehee.
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Suntouched

I've taken up something more productive. It's difficult to describe, but every time I do it I feel completely at peace. It's like I can forget about all the horrors of the world for a few precious moments, take a break from everything and rest. I feel as though my mind wanders to the higher planes. I feel bliss. Then I come back with renewed vigor and ready to get back to the fight.
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Reading?
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Suntouched

I did some prior reading to prepare myself for it, but no, it's something else. It's ironic that such an ancient, primal rite would bring me closer to inner peace.
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PhoenixSyndrome
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Mastering the bate is an often looked over essential to life. Good on ya. Religious types are usually against it. Unless you're under the religion of a particular goddess I could name.
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Oh, right, that.
And now you see why I'm a wizard.
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Suntouched

No, it's not that. It's more along the lines of soul unison.
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Oh, so given you're a Paladin, I guess things are going well with that celestial?
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Suntouched

Extremely well. I got to see the world through her eyes, and showed her how things seem to me. It looks like I'm rather shinier than I thought. And she's incredibly warm. We managed to synch up for a few minutes at a time and it was quite the experience. But things didn't stop there. Maybe she's been around me for too long, but she's beginning to act more human. Oh, she still has that impossible grace and kindness, but... she's getting some human cravings. I think I got her addicted to chocolate. And to me.
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