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Efreet Firewine
Topic Started: Oct 31 2011, 11:44 PM (464 Views)
Incestuous Drow

Does anyone know if a bottle of thousand year old firewine is still drinkable? I've got one heating in the oven right now and I'm dying to try it.
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WIZARD
WIZARD!
Classy. I've always liked seeing the world through other people's eyes.
Preferably while manipulating their body and hearing them screaming in their mind~ <3
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Suntouched

Well, it looks like the chocolate isn't enough anymore. She wants to try a different kind of unison, if you know what I mean. If I suddenly disappear from the forums, that means I've ascended.
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ToG
That one Guy
I claim his stereo.
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Suntouched

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EEDIOHÇT: Cann't thype prrrroperrrrrrrly. Minhd«s cccccccompltely bçpwn.

EDIT 2: Mindblowing... still in sensory overload.
Edited by Suntouched, Nov 2 2011, 02:41 AM.
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ToG
That one Guy
So I don't get his stereo. Dang.
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slowmotion
Ordinary Apprentice Mage
I hope you have a potent fire protection spell ready because that stuff can be dangerous.
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Incestuous Drow

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I hope you have a potent fire protection spell ready because that stuff can be dangerous.


It was delicious. Unfortunately, I had to explain to my landlord why my toilet caught fire.

Something I learned about Firewine: increase the recommended serving temperature by 2 or 3C for every 100 years of age, or the volatile oils and phosphorous will be concentrated in your urine after you drink it. This can be an unpleasant surprise when you wake up at 4 A.M. for your post-drunk piss...
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Doc-Nevos
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Investigator for An elder god
I have no comment to drinks. Last time I had Efreet Firewine... Well I used it in conjunction with a cantrip and caused a fireworks factory to.... well.... Yeah
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