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So this "Rogue Trader" thing apparently has nothing to do with Sarbanes-Oxley
Topic Started: Jan 11 2012, 08:05 PM (2,665 Views)
Alystin
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I've been having this casual thing with this intern chap from down the street. (Not OUR intern. That doesn't actually fly here.) Anyway, at one point I casually ask whey he won't schedule anything on Saturdays, and I can immediately tell he doesn't want to say anything. So I yank his chain a bit, and eventually he says he has a "role playing group." When I express surprise at not being invited, he looks even more confused. Turns out this version of roleplaying has nothing to do with "I'm a bad girl who needs smiting."

So apparently he goes to this other fellow's apartment, with some other people, and they roll dice, and things? Anyway, I'm going next Saturday. Anyone know about this? How do I win? More importantly, how do I dress? I mean, there's informal and then there's informal and then there's handcuffs, you know?
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Dutch
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Remember the halves and the mixes. And moon elves. And sun elves. And othe Elvish races. Uh huh.
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Suntouched

I would have thought that avariel were a little more stable.
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Frosty
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Remember the halves and the mixes.
NOT. REAL. ELVES.
Edited by Frosty, Jan 15 2012, 05:15 PM.
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Suntouched

I'm curious though. What is it about humans that makes elf women go crazy for them?
Edited by Suntouched, Jan 15 2012, 05:17 PM.
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Frosty
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Jan 15 2012, 05:17 PM
I'm curious though. What is it about humans that makes elf women go crazy for them?
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Fucking nothing, it's a stereotype perpetuated by porn.
The reality is vice-fucking-versa.
Edited by Frosty, Jan 15 2012, 05:20 PM.
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Suntouched

Kind of sucks having a much different lifespan than your partner though.
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Dutch
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Jan 15 2012, 05:17 PM
I'm curious though. What is it about humans that makes elf women go crazy for them?
Pretty face, lithe body, won't wrinkle with age.
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Frosty
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Jan 15 2012, 05:26 PM
Kind of sucks having a much different lifespan than your partner though.
You missus is a celestial right? You could ask her.
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Suntouched

That's different, because when I cross over to the other side, she can just go with me. They move freely back and forth. It would be just moving to her home, so to speak.
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Frosty
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What sucks even more is that all your non-elven friends will also wither and die.
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