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Last one to post wins
Topic Started: Nov 8 2007, 10:14 AM (7,874 Views)
Ryanzinhio
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ross is a cunt
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says you
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Ryanzinhio
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yep

you cunt
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Ryanzinhio
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nope fraid not
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i know thact i am the winner makes your staement invalid
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well I have most posts in this thread :P
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shame its not a 'person with most posts in this thread' thread

or else you would of won

I don’t know how to start. I have 28 years and i’m happily in love for year and a half now. Our sex life is great, but i’m missing one, or better i have a big wish to try one thing. When I was younger i liked to experiment masturbating, and once a tried to ejaculate into a squid. I pushed it deeply into the squid and I condensed the entrance with my hand. After that I became addicted.

I always loved to masturbate, I didn’t stop even if i’ve got a girlfriend. Sometimes after ejaculating into squid, i would wash it, bake it and ate it. Once, at the begining of relationship, i baked squids, in which I ejaculated, to my girlfriend. I didn’t wash them. I was really turned on after she ate them and even praised their taste. After that night we ended up in bed, although she had menstruation. Everithing was going great till she said that my penis smells like fish. Ofcourse I washed it after playing with squid but it didn’t help. I wass pissed off and I told that her menstruation smells like fish! I know it was stupid but it looked like a decent way to pull through. That was long ago, and after that I was careful about the fish smell when me we were making love. I cleaned my penis with wet wipes.

The reason I’m writing is my enormous wish to use squid in sex. Idea of making live with my girlfriend and ejaculating into squid, which is deep in her, while squid’s limbs hit my balls, really turns me on.

Now when you know everything, let me ask you. Have can I suggest all this to my girlfriend? We have a really good understanding and communication, and i don’t have any other secret beside this. I’m thinking to put the squid under the bed, and while making love, hint it fast and enter in her. But I think that would be a shock for her. Because you need to prepear for a visit of a sea animal in your genitals. I’m waiting for your answer.”
Edited by Roos, Nov 15 2008, 12:05 PM.
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:| was this serious?

and you may have had the most posts but i have been winning for the longest
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