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(破損た商品): Damaged Goods #7.
Topic Started: Feb 22 2012, 12:07 AM (17 Views)
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It was 9:15 pm at a party that started at 8:30 pm and Kiba already was smashed. The occasion was to celebrate Shikamaru making jounin status.

“Can’t believe another one of us made it to jounin this early in the game” commented TenTen. “I thought Neji would be the only one.”

“Well it didn’t surprised me much” argued Chouji while he devoured a plate of barbeque ribs. “Shika already had the qualifications a long time ago.”

“Really? Then why didn’t he applied for it sooner?” asked a now curious TenTen.

But this time it was Ino who took it upon herself to answer. “Because he’s a lazy ass that’s why. I mean look at him!” the ponytailed blonde pointed to the shadow wielder’s direction. “You can tell he only did it on a whim.”

Shikamaru Nara was laying down spread across a couch with beer on hand staring at the ceiling. When he felt eyes on him he turned to see Ino and TenTen looking at him up and down.

“What?” he asked.

“See what I mean!” exclaimed the blonde to the other female as if she had just pointed out some kind of important discovery.

The lazy ninja waved it off turning his attention back to the ceiling while muttering off something about troublesome women.

He, Chouji and Kiba were the only males present at the event. Shino had stopped by, offered his congratulations to the new jounin, stayed in the background for about ten minutes and left without excusing himself. Probably off to make sure he was the next one of the group to make the rank. After all the Abarume didn’t make a habit out of being left behind on such matters.

Lee was still on a mission with Gai-sensei and Neji had some Hyuuga affairs to attend too. Consequently that was the same reason Hinata couldn’t make it either making her the only girl not present. Sai was on Anbu patrol and Naruto… well he wouldn’t have come anyways.

“Aarrg this party in turning into a complete let down!” Ino grunted unsatisfied with how the events were panning out. “We’re like not doing anything and the supposed life of the party already felled asleep on us!” She accused referring to the Nara before dramatically slumping on the floor at the end of her complains.

“Well I personally blame it on Kiba getting drunk only five minutes after he came through the door.” Stated TenTen as she watched how the Inuzuka was having a staring contest with an empty can of beer.

“Yeah I wonder what that’s about.” said Sakura adding her two cents to the conversation. “It’s so out of character for him. He didn’t even bring Akamaru with him and that’s saying something.”

“Maybe (munch munch) he’s just depressed.” contributed Chouji now munching down on a bag of chips.

Unknowingly he hit the nail on the head. The Inuzuka was indeed feeling down on the dumps. His harsh fallout with Naruto two days ago had really taken a toll on him.

Of course he still hadn’t found out about yesterday’s scene between Shino and the blond male as the Abarume neglected to mention giving it no importance. In Kiba’s mind Naruto still hated his guts. And the fact that right before the dog-nin came here he heard his mom rant about how repulsed she was of gay people. Because Kiba didn’t see her much he had kinda forgotten how much of a homophobic his mom was. Needless to say the Inuzuka was in turmoil.

Everyone else in the room focused their gaze on Shikamaru as they waited for him to give his take on the situation. But when the shadow wielder simply shrugged his shoulders up, Ino decided to take matters into her own hands.

“Well whatever. I say we have some fun with the drunk. After all it’s his own damn fault for getting smashed in the first place!”

Sakura completely agreed with her rival full speed ahead while TenTen also consented with some minor reservation. After all she was the oldest one here so she had to show some kind of maturity. The two guys ignored them favoring what they were already doing. (sleeping and eating)

The blonde kunoichi, being the one who proposed the idea, stepped up to the plate and approached Kiba first setting a tone for the other girls to follow.

“So Kiba darling…” she poked his head to get his attention. With some trouble the Inuzuka managed to lock eyes with the awaiting female. “…tell me which one of us girls do you think has the hottest body?”

She asked with a wicked smile on her face as she motioned the girls in the room. A smile that turned into a frown when Sakura hit Ino on the back of her head.

“Oww, what was that for Forehead girl?!” shouted said blonde glaring daggers at the girl with pink hair.

“That Ino-pig is what you get for asking such stupid and childish questions!” Sakura glared back.

While the two rivals took turns yelling at each other, Kiba pondered on the question he was asked with lots of difficulty as his mind was clouded with alcohol so he couldn’t think straight. Eventually he settled for throwing out Hinata’s name.

“What? She’s not even in the room!” sigh an exasperated Ino.

“Ooh do you think he has a crush on Hinata?” asked an amused Sakura.

The bleach blonde immediately shot the idea down though. “No, he just said it because they are teammates. All guys do the same thing.”

“You really think so?” inquired TenTen.

“Yeah it’s a common trait all men share. If you ask Chouji who is more beautiful he’d say me, if you ask Naruto the same thing he’ll say Sakura, and the same goes for Neji.” Ino finished winking at TenTen whose eyes brighten at the thought of the Hyuuga male referring to her as beautiful.

Of course Sakura couldn’t resist the opportunity of knocking down Ino’s theory. “But if you ask Rock Lee you’ll get a different story.” Said she with a giggle enjoying herself as the other two females rolled their eyes.

“Anyways” Ino directed herself to the Inuzuka again. Working her voice to sound as flirty as possible, she reworded her question hoping to get better results. “If you had to passionately make out with anyone of us, who would it be?”

A smile crept up on Kiba’s lips. This was an easy question in which he didn’t have to put much thought onto. So again, without taking into consideration the people present in the room, he confidentially blurted out “Naruto”

There was an almost stunned silence after he said that but Kiba didn’t seem to notice as he opted to have another staring contest with the empty can of beer. Almost because Chouji’s munching still could be heard as apparently he was the only one completely unaffected by Kiba’s response.

“He’s probably joking.” Said TenTen being the first one able to pull herself out of the phunk. You didn’t spend that much time around Lee and Gai-sensei for nothing. TenTen was quickly adjusting to awkward situations.

“Yeah… y-you’re probably right. He’s just pulling our leg.” Sakura faltered at the beginning but quickly recovered. “He’s probably too drunk to know what we’re saying anyways.” Sakura convinced herself using her medical knowledge.

No one except for Shikamaru noticed the evil glint in Ino’s eyes. ‘What a drag.’ He thought to himself as he could already predict what Ino was going to do next. He wasn’t surprised when he got it right.

A wicked grin that showed all her pearly whites spread across the face of the ponytailed blonde. “There’s only one way to find out!” she announced.

Not three minutes later the girls ushered the Inuzuka out of the house as they made their way towards Naruto Uzumaki’s residence. Chouji followed after them curious to know what the girls were planning; leaving the new jounin alone in his home.

‘Troublesome’ thought the shadow wielder as he reclined on his window to watch the stars. He recognized Kakashi’s figure passing by the street and got an idea. ‘Might as well’ he thought.

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Naruto laid spread across his ceiling that night, staring at the floor after he ate some shrimp ramen. He was pondering on what to do next while he practiced his charka control. ‘Ha! Take that whoever said guys couldn’t multitask’

Sakura had invited him to a get-together at Shikamaru’s house but he declined. It’s not that he had anything against the guy since the shadow wielder was probably one of the most real and not superficial people the blond had ever met. It just that he didn’t want to deal with people. Naruto became very accustomed to solitude and he preferred it that way.

Finally deciding to do a lap around the village for physical fitness, the blond jump down to the floor. Lee was still on a mission so the jinchuriki didn’t have to worry about bumping into him. Naruto didn’t feel like competing for the sake of youth today.

Once outside his house he spotted a very loud crowd of people heading straight to him. He managed to recognize Sakura, TenTen and Ino shoving and dragging an Akamaruless Kiba along with them. He wondered why the Inuzuka kept tripping on his feet. Then he noticed Chouji walking a few steps behind them.

‘Why are they here? Shouldn’t they be at Shikamaru’s? Where the hell is Shikamaru anyways?’ His mind kept asking question after question as he waited for the figures to get close enough to do whatever they came here to do.

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Once Naruto’s house came into view Sakura started second guessing Ino’s plan. Yes it sounded real fun when the blonde proposed it but now she wasn’t so sure. She knew it wasn’t fair to take advantage of Kiba while he was this out of it, and she wasn’t sure Naruto would appreciate the joke either. Scratch that, she was dead sure her teammate wasn’t gonna like it and it was starting to worry her.
And so Sakura decided to voice her concerns to the others in hopes of discarding the whole idea but Ino wouldn’t have any of it.

“Don’t get cold feet now Billboard Brow. We already made it this far and we’re not going anywhere until we see this through.” The bleach blonde affirmed with her ‘I always get what I want’ attitude.

“Oh look!” signaled TenTen. “Look who is already outside waiting to greet us!” said she clapping her hands together. When they all spotted their prey (Naruto) the evil glint returned in Ino’s eye. She had to restrain herself from laughing manically.

Once they were close enough, Naruto questioned “What are you doing here?” in his no-nonsense tone.

At this both Tenten and Sakura became spineless invertebrates with no backbone and started to spurt out gibberish trying to cover up their intentions hoping to make a quick escape. Ino rolled her eyes knowing that if she wanted things done she was gonna have to do them on her own.

While all this was happening and at the sound of Naruto’s voice, Kiba looked up and found himself staring at the whiskered teen’s face. Naruto, ignoring the nonsense coming from Sakura’s and TenTen’s mouths, locked eyes with the Inuzuka curious as to why he was here.

Likewise Kiba was asking himself that very question. ‘Why am I here? How did I get here? Is that really Naruto or am I hallucinating? What happened to my beer? If I’m dreaming then why isn’t Naruto naked yet?’

As his mind went on overdrive with questions he wouldn’t remember asking in the morning, his feet started walking on their own only to stop three steps in front of the blue eyed male.

The jinchuriki was baffled with the actions of the dog lover. As he continued to have a stare off with the brunet now only three feet away from him, he caught the dazed look on Kiba’s eyes. Naruto then doubted the other was even aware of his surroundings, much less of what he was doing.

The blond male the opened his mouth to ask the brunet male what was wrong with him but that proved to be a fatal mistake. You see Ino chose that precise moment to push the Inuzuka onto the jinchuriki.

Teeth clashed with teeth as the two chunnins collided in a bruising kiss as they collapsed on the floor. Kiba landed on top of Naruto. The blond could feel as the brunet’s wet tongue forced itself inside his mouth.

When the kiss ended seconds later, the happy drunk a.k.a. Kiba rolled himself off Naruto’s body and promptly fell asleep next to him. The whiskered teen sat up looking pale as a ghost. His mind was still trying to connect the dots of what had just happened.

The girls were in a similar position but not because of what already happened since that was what they were aiming for in the first place. They were scared shitless of what Naruto’s reaction would be when he comes out of the funk their successful plan put him in.

The tension in the air was so thick you could cut it with a butter knife. Even Ino started to question if she took things a little too far this time.

They stayed like that for a few more minutes before Sakura apprehensively stepped forward. “…um, Naruto?”

The jinchuriki held a hand up silently telling the pink med-nin to shove it. Then he stood up, walked inside his apartment and slammed the door behind him with so much force that the walls shook.

“That (munch munch) was far better than anything (munch) on the television.” said Chouji speaking for the first time during the whole ordeal, munching on yet another bag of chips. Guacamole flavor if you wanted to know.

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‘What the hell? What the hell? What the hell???’ was the recurrent question going through Naruto’s raging brain as he paced back and forth inside his bedroom. Something he had been doing for quite sometime now since it already was a little passed midnight.

A knock on his one window brought the blond out of his musings. He recognized Kakashi-sensei perched up by it and hastily went to open it.

“What do you want???” growled out a very annoyed Naruto. He had no time for nonsense.

Kakashi looked away from his book and took a second to study the blonde’s behavior because he was a little surprised by the rude welcoming. Returning his full attention to the book at hand he gave his answer.

“Nothing much, just that Shikamaru wanted me to warn you that if you happen to see Ino tonight you’ll be better off avoiding her and anyone else she’s with.”

Naruto gritted his teeth as he tried to suppress his anger. His fists tighten at both his sides and started to shake. “Kakashi-sensei, when exactly did Shikamaru asked you to deliver this message?”

Kakashi didn’t give much consideration to the blonde’s dangerously low and controlled voice. Or maybe he did, who really knows for sure with the white haired enigma. What matters is that the copy-nin didn’t bother to be the least bit empathetic when he answered.

“Probably a little more than two hours ago but you see on my way here I was stopped by an old la-” Kakashi never got to finish the excuse for his lateness as he was suddenly pushed off the second story window by Naruto.

Thankfully Kakashi, being the experience shinobi that he was, managed to gracefully land on his feet. He scanned up only to see the window being slammed shut.

“Kids these days are not as appreciative as they once were. Oh well what can you do?” The copy-nin picked up his book again, turned to the page he was on, and poofed out of existence.
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