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(破損た商品): Damaged Goods #10.
Topic Started: Feb 22 2012, 12:10 AM (15 Views)
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It was a quiet uneventful day here in Konoha that found the members of Team Kurenai stepping out of the Hokage Building. Tsunade had tried to change their group name once before arguing that it made no sense since Kurenai was no longer on active duty but it proved fruitless as the group was inflexible on keeping the name.

In the middle of the team stood our lead, Kiba Inuzuka. Ever since he was a little kid he made it a point to always be centerfold. A childish attitude he had yet to grow out off. And with the rest of his team too quiet to tell him otherwise, Kiba might never do.

He was grinning ear to ear and with good reason too. You see the day after he reconciled with Naruto they went on their first unofficial date. Why unofficial you ask? Well simple, because Naruto had yet to have a clue they were dating at all. The Inuzuka planed on letting the blond catch on by himself. Hopefully by that time Naruto would already be head over heels in love for Kiba. ‘Hopefully’

Their date started off with a good game of soccer, Kiba’s idea. Akamaru was absent by choice. When the Inuzuka shared his plans with his trusted companion, said dog yawned and refused to move from his spot. Akamaru wasn’t particularly fond of the jinchuriki after their last mission together and Kiba couldn’t blame him. The canine did sit through a lot of the blond’s bitching.

Kiba knew that the whiskered teen needed more fun in his life because being a workaholic was never good for anyone. Work was important don’t get him wrong, but when you devoted all your free time to missions and training it clouded your mind from other important stuff. Like playing fetch or having sex, the healthy stuff.

Admittedly Kiba had only done one of the two, and sadly it wasn’t the latter. ‘But you can’t rush love’ he concluded. After all he was confident that everything would follow a pattern. I mean Naruto was his first crush and his first kiss even though he doesn’t remember the latter, ‘fuck you alcohol!’, so it only made sense that he’ll be his first in everything else. ‘And my only if I have any say in it’

It took the brunet much coaxing to get the blond to play the sport. Yet somehow once the game started it didn’t take long for the blue eyed teen’s competitive side to kick in. They really got into it for two straight hours before calling it quits in favor of some chow.

If you asked Naruto he would boast about giving Kiba a crushing defeat. On the other hand if you asked Kiba he would just grumble about how Naruto only won by a point.

As much fun soccer was Kiba couldn’t help but to feel the need for a more engaging sport, something with more physical contact. ‘Hey maybe I can coax Naruto into wrestling hahaha. Nah, that would be being too forward too fast. Guess I’ll settle for swimming. Then I can get a better view of what will hopefully be mine in the future!’

They went to eat at a small restaurant because it was the nearest food-stop they could find. Both of them being really hungry and all after their workout.

Yet when they sat down they had to wait forever for someone to attend their table and when someone did he did it in the rudest most unprofessional way possible. And that’s saying a lot since the only thing he technically did was give them their menus.

Kiba was left puzzled by the poor treatment until he noticed how Naruto kept his head down staring at his hands. The sight made the Inuzuka frown. ‘Oh now I get it, a Kyuubi hater.’

The brunet scowled at the thought of people still mistreating his infatuation but then smirked as an idea popped in his head.

Leaning forward on the table he called out for Naruto to do the same. He whispered his plan to the blond who in turn moved back shocked at what the brunet had suggested.

Yet when Naruto took in Kiba’s all business expression he knew that the dog-nin wasn’t joking. The whiskered teen couldn’t help grinning at the aspect of it and did the necessary hand signs to get things rolling.

When the waiter unwillingly came back to take their orders he was surprised to see no sight of the jinchuriki. Instead he found that seating across the Inuzuka was a voluptuous young female with exquisite blonde hair tied up into two ponytails.

Not being clever enough to see through Naruto’s disguise the waiter did a total 180 from his previous behavior and politely took their orders seemingly pleased that he managed to drive the jinchuriki away.

‘Typical’ Naruto thought. ‘But will see who’ll have the last laugh.’

As they waited in silence for their meals to come they kept taking swift glances at each other when they thought the other wasn’t looking.

Running through Kiba’s head was the niggling realization that he also felt attracted to Naruto’s female form. Something that didn’t make sense to him.

‘Wasn’t I supposed to be homosexual? Then why am I attracted to Naruto like this? Could it be that I’m bisexual? No that doesn’t make sense cuz I don’t find girls attractive. Now that I think about it I don’t find any other guy attractive either. Kami, could it be that I’m actually only Narutosexual?! Hmm, well at least I have good taste.’

The dark eyed teen concluded that whatever the reason was he still preferred Naruto in his natural form as a boy. He wanted them to be as real with each other as possible. That meant no disguises.

Meanwhile Naruto was busy having thoughts of his own. ‘Stupid damn fox, it is because of you that my life has been impossible. I probably wouldn’t have been alone my whole damn life! The only persons close to me are because of the Kyuubi too. No, that’s a lie. Sakura’s reason is not the kyuubi, it’s Sasuke. Everyone else is just around so they can keep an eye on the fox.’

Sighing he rested his head on the back of his chair. Peering one eye open he took in Kiba’s form. ‘Well everyone until now I guess.’ The blond felt like someone had lighted a candle in his dark cave of sorrow. It made his stomach do some weird things. A feeling that the blonde could not describe but whatever the feeling was Naruto liked it.

Kiba grinned devilishly when he spotted their waiter approaching them with their orders. It was all up to Naruto now. The blue eyed teen was beginning to second guess their plan but when the waiter made a sly comment about how everything was much better now that the establishment was fox-free; the whiskered chunnin threw all doubts out the window.

He thanked the waiter with seduction induced in his feminine voice before turning to his dish and letting a purposely loud overdramatic screech fill the restaurant.

“There’s a dead rat in my stew!” Naruto yelled making sure everybody heard before letting his feminine body collapse, fainting toward Kiba’s strong awaiting arms.

What happened afterwards was a thing from the movies. Everyone eating at the little dinning establishment began spitting out their food. Leaving multiple curses and threats about suing in tow, the restaurant emptied out in less than a minute.

Kiba nudged Naruto’s female form once the place was completely deserted with the exception of the employees. The blond as if by a miracle came back to life. Standing up on his own two feet he dusted his form before turning to face the waiter.

“Oops!” Naruto said while covering his mouth. “It was only a spoon, my bad.”

Attaching himself to Kiba’s arm, he winked sheepishly to their stunned waiter before they strutted their way out of the place.

Once they were a few buildings away from the restaurant Naruto detached himself from Kiba and dispelled his Sexy-No-Jutsu. Not a second later the brunet felled on his hands and knees as he was taken by deep almost hysterical laughter.

The sight caught the attention of a few passerbies’ who shook their heads dismissively at the pair. Naruto on the other hand leaned against a wall and crossed his arms in front of his chest not believing he actually went and used one of the jutsus from his past that he swore he would never use again.

“You shouldn’t laugh you know. What we did was wrong, I hope you know that” preached the jinchuriki. “We probably put them out of business.”

Yet the tattooed teen was in no condition to listen to reason. “But- hahaha- it was funny!!! (wheezes) Haha hahaha- and besides (wipes tear off his left eye) – they deserved it!”

Naruto shook his head as the brunet held his stomach as he laughed harder. Even though he wanted to keep his unamused mask from breaking it just couldn’t be helped.

Kiba had a point. They did deserve it. Heck they deserved a lot more from all Naruto been through! And for being a spur of the moment prank, the blond admitted it was well thought out.

The whiskered teen hadn’t felt so alive in a very long time and he owed it all to the brunet kneeling in front of him. ‘And he did it all for me didn’t he? Kiba… stood up for me.’

That last train of thought was all it took to break Naruto out of his shell. A startled Kiba froze his movements when he heard someone chuckling. He looked up too see that the sounds were coming from no other than Naruto Uzumaki himself. The brunet couldn’t remember the last time he heard the blond laughing and it brought joy to his ears.

Detecting Kiba’s silence, Naruto quieted down and noticed that the tattooed teen was staring at him. He inwardly cursed himself for letting down his barriers.

They stared into each other’s eyes until a grin that threaten to split the Inuzuka’s face in halve spread across his face as he started another fit of laughter.

This time it didn’t take long for Naruto to join in as well as the force of his genuine laughter caused him to slide down the wall until he eventually had to sit on the floor, unknowingly edging closer to Kiba.

Of course it was at that precise moment that the buzz-kill known as Shino Abarume decided to make an appearance. Raising an eyebrow at the commotion he coughed to get their attention. It was then that the two laughing chunnins took notice of how close to each other their bodies were and immediately jumped away from each other.

Shino waited until they composed themselves before informing Kiba that their team had a mission and that they needed to report to the Hokage without delay.

That happened four days ago which leads us back to the present where we found Team Kurenai exiting the Hokage building after reporting the success of their mission.

Kiba wasn’t particularly happy about not being able to walk Naruto home that day like a real date should had ended. He even whined for a couple of hours to Akamaru the fact that he was taken away from Naruto when he was beginning to make progress.

Yet the thought of him actually making progress with the blond brought the smile back to his face. Even if their unofficial date didn’t finished in an ideal way he still had a blast.

All Kiba was really aiming for was to get his whiskered infatuation to grow accustomed to having the brunet around. So accustomed that the blond would actually miss the tattooed teen when he wasn’t around.

In short he wanted to be an important part of Naruto’s day to day life. It may have been wishful thinking for the Inuzuka but hey, if Naruto was already and integral part of Kiba’s nighttime (by that I mean his frequent dreams with the occasional m-rated material) he sure didn’t see the problem with wanting to be part of Naruto’s day life. (The healthier choice)

As mentioned earlier Kiba always placed himself at the heart of his team. To his right he had Akamaru, his most trusted companion. Besides the dog walked Shino.

To the left of Kiba he had the ever delicate Hinata Hyuuga, one of the few people he would kill and die for. He loved the girl to death and protected her like he would protect his own sister, if said sister ever need protection that is.

It took a while for the Hyuuga heir to get comfortable with the Inuzuka’s carefree ways but what mattered is that she did. He and Shino worked hard to make her a strong confident shinobi and it paid off. It didn’t help her stuttering any but hey, Kiba wasn’t trying to play God either. He didn’t have that much of a superiority complex.

Yet even though he would do anything for his teammate there was one thing, or should I say one person, that he wasn’t willing to share. He hoped that Hinata wouldn’t take it the wrong way but when it came to Naruto Uzumaki there was no room for debates.

Of course that didn’t mean that he wouldn’t tease her about it. And that’s why when the jinchuriki walked into their line of vision, that’s exactly what Kiba did.

“Psst Hinata look it’s Naruto, why don’t you go give him a big sloppy kiss hello?”

“K-Kiba kun I-I don’t think- I mean I… he looks b-busy.”

“Oh come on, I say once we get close enough you jump him!” said Kiba jumping forward and hugging the air tight to give her an example of what he meant.

Hinata’s pale face turned tomato red as she blushed profusely at the thought of getting physical with her role model. Kiba laughed as he commented on how easy the Hyuuga was to tease. The eye roll Shino gave to their immaturity went unnoticed behind his dark glasses.

Kiba’s fun died however when a certain blonde stepped into the picture. One he wasn’t too happy to see.

“Teehee I like the way you think Dog-boy but then again why don’t you jump him?”

“Ino” Kiba looked apprehensive as he acknowledged the only person who knew his secret.

Stopping right next to the Abarume, she shot the tattooed teen her trademark wicked smile. “After all, you already have experience in that department don’t you?”

“Watch it” he warned between gritted teeth not at all pleased about how the ponytailed blonde who seemingly came out of nowhere was so quick to turn the tables on him.

“Aww what’s the matter can’t take the heat? (Giggles) You shouldn’t dish it if you can’t take it you know.”

The Inuzuka huffed and walked away to Naruto’s general direction. He knew arguing with Ino was a losing battle and he didn’t want to run the risk of having his feelings exposed in front of his friends. Besides, he had better things to do like planning a second date with the boy of his dreams.

Hinata, not wanting to be left behind, ran after the dark eyed teen with Akamaru in tow as she also wanted to say hello to the jinchuriki. The dog-lover wasted no time snaking an arm on top of Naruto’s shoulders possessively as he greeted him successfully keeping the Hyuuga at bay.

The whiskered teen looked annoyed at Kiba’s antics but did nothing to shake him off.

On the meantime the ever observant Bug-User was busy analyzing what had happened. The little confrontation between Ino and Kiba made him curious but it wasn’t his style to pry for answers. He liked coming up with them himself. So as he slowly made his way towards his team and Naruto, he recollected the data he already had.

‘What did Yamanaka meant when she said Kiba had experience?’ His thoughts traveled back to when he was on gate duty with Uzumaki where said blond complained about the Inuzuka. Then he remembered how low in spirits Kiba was at Shikamaru’s party before he left. Last but not least he thought about how he found them laughing together a few days ago.

‘Alright, now what does this mean?’ Shino tripped on his own feet and felled to the ground when a response to that interrogative impacted him. ‘It couldn’t be could it?’

“So, figured it out yet?”

Shino turned his head in robotic motions to find a smirking Ino crouched beside him.

“You know.” Stated the bug shinobi and it wasn’t a question.

“Don’t they make a cute couple?”

“So it’s true then.”

Shino stood up and fixed his shades no longer acknowledging the blonde beside him as he dwelled in his own thoughts.

‘So Kiba has a thing for Uzumaki huh? Could it be mutual? If so then what does that mean for me? Wait, what does this mean for Hinata? Hmm’

Shino always liked Hinata but never thought about doing anything about it since he always thought the Hyuuga would end up with either her love in Naruto or her consolation prize in Kiba. But this new development certainly tampered with that equation. He turned to the opposite direction of his team and left to do more thinking on the subject.

“Hey!” Ino shouted after him but the Abarume kept walking. “How rude!”

She then turned to glance at her handy work ‘Teehee, they do make a cute couple don’t they?’ But then she detected Sakura and Sai together making their way to Naruto. She noticed how Sakura blushed at something Sai said. ‘Bitch no! That’s my man you’re messing with!' She inwardly screamed as she stomped her way toward the pair for a much needed intervention.
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