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Letters to Krampus
Santa croaked, and now Krampus has to take over. No longer will santa be the figure lusted over by spoiled and greedy children, no longer will it be a day of joy. Now, the Krampus will turn it into a day of reckoning and extreme soul judgment. Naughty children will be cursed eternally and nice children will be gifted as normal. Coal was never a real bad present anyway, there was lots of money to be made in dirty fuel. After having sent a telepathic message to all living beings about the new Christmas reign, he cautiously awaits the pleading letters that are soon to come.
In this event, members will be writing a pleading letter to Krampus about how they've either been very good and do not deserve to be cursed for all eternity, as well as maybe including whatever would make their Christmas better if they received it. if your char has been naughty, well, they can try to bargain about what their curse will be. After posting their letter to Krampus, a reward of 10DP and 8,000,000 will be received on as many characters this event is written for, as well as one personalized item created by the staff per-account. This item will be rewarded at a later date. Note that all weapons acquired in this are all tiered as Dangerous.
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Dear [s]Santa[/s] [b][color=crimson]KRAMPUS[/color][/b]
[b]I have been:[/b] (Nice/Naughty), and would like (insert ideas here).
(Insert begging here)
[b]With love to the best new Santa,[/b] (name).
Creator Round
Victor Dear Jerk Victor,
I, Krampus of your nightmares Christmas have received your letter. Where the hell do you get of telling people I’ll give them stuff for writing me letters? -Ahem- Ignore that. I see that you did the work of a corrupt rulers, well that makes you rather similar to the Elves who worked for Santa doesn’t it?
I’ve given you the verdict of: NAUGHTY for making me do this! Nice for working under the government against your will.
And so, this is what you get:
Earwigs for life!!!
Broken Scarab of the Sun (Event Trait, 75% NPC)
Krampus dropped the Scarab of the Sun on his way to put it in the gift box and some guy popped out of it. Apparently that’s how the Egyptians in this world roll…. Toss their savior into a tiny little jeweled bug… Anyways, he’s your problem now and doesn’t take up your 75% NPC slot. Also, he’s got a fear of tight places.
Round 1:
Aharas
Dear Arahas,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. Capitalism is evil, and so are you. Come to realize, that is true. You’ll get your friend, a nice one too. Don’t complain if you’re feeling blue, I’m not your therapist, boo-hoo.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NAUGHTY
And so, this is what you get:
Curse of Capitalism (Event Trait, 75% NPC)
Krampus has cursed your predisposition towards capitalism, manifesting as an evil spirit able to take the form of one life form that will be by your side forever. This life form is fully customisable and abides by the normal NPC rules, and may be a beast tamer NPC as well. This does not take up an NPC slot.
Mithanel Dear Mithanil,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. LOL I’m not worried that the old geezer is gone, he totally hogged the cookies and milk. I like vigilantes, they’re great, anarchism is my thing y’know? Full support from me, but I’m not making a whole new section to my list because you want it. You’re nice for now, regardless of your own position.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NICE
And so, this is what you get:
Beast Ring (Event Weapon)
Krampus has given you a small silver ring with a green gem appearing to be the eye of a tiger patterned within. It fits nicely, albeit a bit snug. The silver is always spotless and shiny, as if charmed somehow. Pressing down on the eye will allow the user to change their appearance at will into the form of other humanoid things. This effect is not permanent and is undone if the user takes serious damage or the ring is pressed again.
Beckwell Dear Beckwell,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. Idk I just judge people based on how I feel and are totally biased about it. I’m not a fan of lawyers so I’m inclined to give you naughty, but you’re just some boring lawyer man who gets into fights and are actually rather harmless. Smoking’s a bad habit bud, probably shouldn’t fuel your habit so consider this a curse even if you’re ‘nice’.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NICE
And so, this is what you get:
Northern Lighter (Event Weapon)
Krampus has given you a small silver lighter engraved and sculpted with fine designs of diamonds, hearts, clubs, and aces. It is a square lighter with a lid that flips up revealing a nib that can be flicked to create a flame. This flame can be of any color, providing only a visual effect that is not reflective of the flame’s heat. Upon doing so, the flame is able to be controlled and grown at will. A base technique is required for the use of this lighter, given the dexterity required for its use.
Isshin Kiru Dear Isshin,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. Ohh~ You want my head then? I'd be honored to pleasure the best monster hunter around. I'm blushing, you think you can take me on? Come try, big boy. It's not like I killed Claus, he just kinda poofed. As if I know where he went.... Anyways, expect my head soon, you'll love it for sure.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NAUGHTY
And so, this is what you get:
Coal Head (Event Weapon)
A small crude bobble-head depicting the demon Krampus flipping the bird. These come in a set of five, and when the head is torn off, will explode violently in a hot blast of burning coal. A technique is required to use these grenades, as it dictates their strength.
Round 2:
Dorian Dear Dorian,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. Man, I wish I was lucky enough to work under a sadist, is she hot at least? And yes, I’d love some alcohol, the elves have it like a prohibition up at the north pole because apparently I’m a cruel drunk or something and elves go missing. Anyways…. Keep getting those bad guys and you have my approval, maybe with the help of the alcohol as a sort of bribe to stay off my curse list.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NICE
And so, this is what you get:
Water Scroll (Event Weapon)
Krampus has given you a small parchment scroll that can be unrolled to reveal a set of glowing blue characters that seem to be changing with each observation. Within, contains a great deal of knowledge about the essence of water and how it can be used effectively. It is a long lost art of karate, allowing for much more control over water to an impressive exent. Those in possession of this scroll are capable of borrowing the ancient magic in order to create and control pure distilled water, requiring a base technique for this scroll as well. This art allows for the water controlled to harden as if a solid, offering a fighting edge in combat. Use of this scroll can be taxing on the body however, and over-use can be dangerous and result in dehydration. Marvelous Dear Marvelous,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. Man, I love the power rangers, hot-shot pirates too. Ain't nothing too bad I can say t'ya except that you should remain one of the good pirates. As long as you do that, you'll stay on my nice list. P.S The blue ranger is the best.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NICE
And so, this is what you get:
Red (Event Weapon)
Krampus has given you a small parchment red and yellow flip-phone that can be used as normal. However, on the front and center there is a red button. When pressed, a living armor of red tint will form around the person carrying it, sleek and aerodynamic in design. This material is resistant to the heat and cold, and has a durability that scales with the user. This phone can connect and be connected to by den-den's across the globe and communicate freely. Inoko Dear Inoko,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. When I read your letter, I just sighed. You're naughty, I've read your threads so you can't contest this. The thought of giving you another member for your harem makes me sick, but I'll give it a twist just to piss you off. Why the fuck did you expect anything good to come from this? I doubt you'll improve so screw off LMAO. I’ve given you the verdict of: NAUGHTY
And so, this is what you get:
Harem-Breaker (Event Trait 75% NPC)
Krampus has spited you with a being of utter narcissism. This spirit manifests as your standard 75% NPC under one condition, they are incapable of getting over themselves and are only able to love themselves, treating others as of a lower their than themself.
Ashara Dear Ashara,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. Why are you asking for free shit when you're the strongest member on the site? People man, dunno when to not ask for things anymore. I guess I'll do this for your kids, maybe you'll give it to them instead of hording it for yourself. By the way, tell your kids I said hi, they'll be seeing a lot of me soon. Can't believe they never mustered up the courage to send me a letter. By the way, I am a child eating monster, so watch out. The only kindred part of me is how nice I am to woman who get on my good side, you wanna ride my sleigh, right? You're nice enough, serving as some world government pawn. If there was some way to express me yawning without sounding like an emo myspace user, I'd do it.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NICE
And so, this is what you get:
Chilly Night (Event Weapon)
Krampus has given you a small obsidian dagger that seems rather underwhelming. Upon further inspection, and temperament with spirit, the wielder can master the blade in order to change its form into many forms of melee weapons. Examples of these weapons are but not limited to: Broadswords, war-hammers, maces, cutlasses, chains, etc. The only condition that must be met is that the aforementioned form must be fully intact, meaning no dual weapons or projectile ones in two parts, shurikens are fine however if it is only one. In any of these forms, the wielder is able to produce ice and control it to a minor degree. For example, they would be capable of sending out an ice-imbued shock-wave or a bolt of ice from the tip of a sword, but not creating moving parts or anything of the sort. Only the ice created can be controlled, and has a black aura that shimmers throughout.
James Dear James,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. Sometimes I wonder why people are alive, you in specific. Throughout all of my years as an evil deity, I have never wanted to be a god of death stronger than I do. To take your life would be ecstasy in its purest form, beyond crystalline and instead just the essence. I have no further words for you, besides... Look behind you
I’ve given you the verdict of: FUCKING DEAD
And so, this is what you get:
Curse of Krampus (Event Trait 75% NPC)
Krampus has cursed you with his own presence. Disguised in whatever form, they will always have the horns of a devil and have the ability to create and control coal at will. Any damage done to this creature will be transferred to the owner who will be unable to escape the devil due to its ability to return to its owner magically. Krampus wants you to know that this is actually just his son and that you should treat him with respect.
Round 3:
Japhy Dear Japhy,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. Why do you want so much stuff? Do I look like a charity worker? Santa may have been one for handouts, but I only give out the bare minimum at best, unless you're hot that is. Sorry, they're just not perky enough.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NAUGHTY
And so, this is what you get:
The Gift of Nothing (Event Weapon)
Due to your inherent greed and insatiable spoiled behavior, you will be getting nothing this Christmas. This nothingness comes in the form of a small container of any form (ring box, match box, jar, etc) but when opened will release a strong suctioning force able to redirect and nullify elemental effects of an equal rank or lower. This weapon requires a base technique, and is of a dangerous weapon durability. This nullification cannot apply to physical attacks.
Augustine
Dear Augustine,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. I... Legitimately feel bad for you as I know what war can do to a man. During the great war I took action myself, serving as a combat medic for the Easter bunny's side of the war. War, war never changes. I hope you come to grow as a person and overcome the trauma inflicted upon you. As a person, you're worth more than just a soldier, you're a real life who is just as complex as everybody around you.
Actually, hold that thought, I'm coming over.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NICE
And so, this is what you get:
Krampus: (Event Trait 75% NPC)
Krampus has decided to gift this person with his presence and companionship. Given his status as the ancient demon, this npc has the ability to create and manipulate an evil black snow from hell. This demon has black curled horns like a ram, and is capable of minor demonic aesthetic effects. (Glowing eyes, black wispy trails, creepy noises, etc). Holy attributes or light elemental effects are what this NPC is weak to.
Ilbis
Dear Ilbis,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. Okay, I'm not dealing with this, I'll get one of the void lords on your case, they're not as kind as me. You've fucked up big time. And by the way, I'm into dads so HA.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NAUGHTY
And so, this is what you get:
Lord of the Void: (Event Trait 75% NPC)
Having been cursed with the eye of Void, you will constantly have one of the lords in your presence. While they may be at your beck and call, they will wait for you death like a crow waiting for their prey to die. You're carrion to them, but they never kill themselves. This NPC will have the ability to communicate telepathically with the owner as well as have the appearance of one of the void lords as well.
Round 4:
Hayato Dear Hayato,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. It's not my job to send you spoiled brats anything, your entitlement rots me to the core. I'm not giving you a devil fruit, fuck that shit, here, take some DP instead or whatever that means.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NAUGHTY
And so, this is what you get:
30DP
Alexander Dear Alexander,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. It is very sweet how you're a hard worker and all you want is somebody who'll listen to you. I've watched you for a while now and you're true to your word.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NICE
And so, this is what you get:
The Gift of Company (Event Trait 75% NPC)
Krampus was feeling generous and decided to listen to your desires, granting you an npc who will always be able to speak telepathically with you at will.
Woblum Dear Woblum,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. Short is sweet, so take my spices.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NICE
And so, this is what you get:
Krampus' Salt Shaker (Event Weapon)
Straight from hell's kitchen, comes a siler and glass salt shaker, When the nob is twisted and the contents are ground up, any type of spice is capable of being created from the holes and controlled at will.
Bishop Dear Bishop,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. Anyone who rebels is my kinda guy, not the best fruit to defect over but it's better than nothing I guess. You'll get your futon.
I’ve given you the verdict of: Nice
And so, this is what you get:
The Gift of Futon (Event Trait)
Having asked for literally a futon, Krampus has given the ability to create futons at will. Gaining limited control over them (bludgeoning, throwing, etc), they cannot be disassembled.
Mizurai Dear Mizurai,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. Preach sista, humans are awful, always trying to be all nice when Christmas rolls around when they've been shit for the rest of the time.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NICE
And so, this is what you get:
The Gift of Savings (Event Coupon)
Krampus has given you an odd looking coupon that reduces the price of a purchased ship by 50% after any other discounts are applied. This is a single use item, but must remain on the sheet while linking to the purchase it was applied to upon use. Celia Dear Celia,
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. I remember reading those plans of yours, they were mighty amusin-! I mean, uhm. They were very abhorrent and I am sick and appalled by them! Yes, mhm...even though the plans detailed by you do match his uhm...cause of expiry. Anyway. I can tell that you're one rotten egg, and I'm not surprised that old man gave you nothing but coal, but I'm not that old man and these elves are bothering me, so I guess I'll be generous...not because you're hot or anything, nope.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NAUGHTY PIECE OF ASS
Evil Attracts Evil (Event Trait 75% NPC)
Who says evil can't have friends? Your malignant aura may be foul, but you're not the only one out there who's twisted to the core, and thanks to this gift, you will have your very own companion to aid you in your evil quest! This companion may take whatever shape or form that you so desire, however the bottom line is that this companion must be evil, and by merely being in their presence, everyone in their close proximity falls just a little bit further into depravity, making it extremely difficult not to give in and commit senseless acts of evil. What a demented soul.
P.S. I'm not telling you where I live, you stalker. Stay away from me.
Round 5
Kabuki Sword of the Sky (Event Weapon)
A standard broadsword of dangerous tier in terms of durability. The blade is a white reflective metal with swirling designs of clouds and wind. Attached to the handle, are an assortment of dials of varying functions. On the handle, intricately incorporated, are: A water dial, Ball dial, Eisen dial, Milky dial, Thunder dial, Axe Dial, Jet dial, Breath dial, Flavor dial, Tone dial, Vision dial, and Lamp dial. These dials all function as they normally would, but the cloud dials do not require to be on a sky island for their use. Myla 30DP Bug
Quaker's Envy (Event Weapon)
A standard broadsword of dangerous tier in terms of durability. The blade is brown and dull, but sharp nonetheless. Those holding this sword have the ability to create vibrations from the sword at will, for example sticking it in the ground to make an earthquake.
Felicity Starlight (Event Weapon)
A small yellow jewel in the shape of a star encased in silver and hanging from a tightly woven silver chain. This piece of jewelry has a dangerous rank durability. Those wearing this necklace gain the ability to create food and clothing at will, along with controlling only their own created materials. Dizzy
Literally a Woman (Event Trait 75% NPC)
A woman.
Round 6:
Crow Dear (Crow),
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. You have been lazy and your goal is to do something that literally any man can do by drawing a crude jolly roger and shipping a boat off the shore. By god man get your life together. Fortunately you have a good associate who convinced you to write to me so i'll still give you something.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NAUGHTY
And so, this is what you get:
Worthless (Event Item)
A chain with a pair of dog tags on with the following inscribed in blood "Beware what you wish for, and don't mock my work. I'll gift you this present and you'll gain this quirk. So you have wished it, so shall it be". The wearer of this item can create duplicates of themselves by touching the tags and saying the phrase "I'm worthless". These duplicates are locked at average human stats (32 total) but the wearer can create more and more duplicates as the rank of the base technique increases. These duplicates are capable of behaving as a normal person but have no desire to exist longer than the user wishes.(They are unable to mimic devil fruit powers) Touching the tags again can dissipate the duplicates.
Suigetsu Dear (Suigetsu),
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. You already know you were going in the naughty pile and I appreciate that kind of honesty. You don't deserve anything except a slow death and spoiler alert, that's in your near future. However if you're gonna keep to your word of spreading the news about my take over, i can hook you up until your timely demise.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NAUGHTY
And so, this is what you get:
Shark Fin (Event Weapon)
I've taken your weapon into my workshop and done some upgrades. The blade is now of Dangerous grade Steel(T2) and has a snowflake design engraved into the center of it. Upon touching the design and willing it to do so, the blade can produce chilling temperatures of snow and ice that don't affect the user. The user is able to produce ice/snow but control is limited to the like of firing direct beams and creating walls of the element.
Sosina Dear (Sosina),
I, Krampus of Christmas have received your letter. You have been an enjoyable human to follow the adventures of this past year. I approve of your methods and I look forward to seeing what you can do with more subjects to experiment on and 'bond' with in your special way. Your request for a sister for Summus has been granted and may you have another wonderful year my dear child.
I’ve given you the verdict of: NICE
And so, this is what you get:
Sister Sister (Event Trait 75% NPC)
A sister for Summus. (Female gender optional) Velvet Dear Velvet,
I, Krampus, wait… Velvet? That Velvet? Oh hell no, I’ve seen the things you’ve done in my magic snowglobe, I’m not touching this letter without gloves on. I’m sending someone to keep an eye on you, I can’t even put you on the nice or naughty lists because… I gotta keep those PG13.
I’ve give you the verdict of: Keeping away from me.
Red to your Velvet (Event Trait 75% npc)
An npc sent by Krampus to keep an eye on Velvet and her R rated shenanigans. The npc has 2 limitations one, its full name is just Red, nothing more and nothing else. Additionally, Red faints at the sight of sexual encounters.
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