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illumna Of Scotland Brigade Rules; for those in the brigade
Topic Started: Jan 28 2012, 11:45 AM (428 Views)
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Rule 1: Sophie is God. Sophie is always right
Rule 2: If not. See Rule 1
Rule 3: Haggis is the leader , blame him if you dont like anything in the brigade.
Rule 4: Merel and Eph has the ability to kick and ban people from the brigade. Including haggis <3
Rule 5: House MD is a must program for Ducky.
Rule 6: Muffin and Fluff and the rest will lurk. Haggis is in charge of making them unlurk.
Rule 7: Demon Is the Most Intelligent Person in the Brigade.
Rule 8: Eaten by Marco
Rule 9: No one is allowed to leave the brigade.
Rule 10: Please snap Haggis away from all her Sim games.
Rule 11: Eaten By Marco
Rule 12: Rules change without notice
Rule 13: Merel and Eph cannot kick each other due to program limitations
Rule 14: Will Appear when it is revealed
Rule 15: Disappeared mysteriously due to rule 1
Rule 16: Arcaneher0 will be confused unless Arcane joins the Brigade at the sky of pi
Rule 17: Geom says: " Melonaide is too much of a good girl to flirt with"
Rule 18: Happiness in Intelligent People is the Rarest thing i know.
Rule 19: If Erik or Marco makes God Angry they die
Rule 20: Compulsory OMI playing will be implemented by Haggis
Rule 21: Where is Dan? Seriously, where is he?
Rule 22: All hate Erik apart from everyone apart from Sophie and Ducky.
Rule 23: Ducky is king
Rule 24: Spyer is a Jackal
Rule 25: God will never spam
Rule 26: God will spam and spam
Rule 27: Died due to rule 34
Rule 28: Eimf will ragequit FO because I keep talking about Sophie
Rule 29: Eph will fail his surprise Scottish grammar and vocabulary tests.
Rule 31: íncé*t will not be tolerated by haggis.
Rule 32: Canadian school is way too easy
Rule 33: Merel says "Stop obsessing over evanescence"
Rule 34: Cookies are so magical .w.
Rule 35: Haggis needs your shiny diamonds.
Rule 36: I saw something indescribable once, IT WAS INDESCRIBABLE.
Rule 37: We have finally discovered proof that Sophie is god: She says she is god, and since rule 1 says she is always right, she must be god.
Rule 38: Logic is irrelevant in the brigade.
Rule 38: This rule has been deleted by the CIA.
Rules 39-41: Eaten by Marco because he's fat
Rule 42: House is the meaning of life
Rule 43: Willem is not a ginger
Rule 43 and a half: Oh but he is >:3
Rule 44: Sophie is cute
Rule 45: The above rule cannot be removed.
Rule 46: WHY? For the glory of Satan of course!
Rule 47: HAGGIS REALLY DESPERATELY NEEDS UR DIAMONDS
Rule 48: Soon Merel, soon. -.-
Rule 49: All who call Sophie cute shall die
Rule 50: Ducky's internet connection shall become normal
Rule 51: We will not know what to do with our lives if house comes to an end.
Rule 52: PLEASE, YOUR DIAMONDS. PLEASE!
Rule 53: Ducky says more soon.
Rule 52 version 2: After rule 51 the chat dies.
Rule 53 version 2: Tales of the Abyss rules.
Rule 54: It is logically impossible for anyone other than haggis to be blamed.
Rule 55: Jason is way more emo than Dem.
Rule 56: A new rule must be added every day
Rule 57: Bmc says nospaceisfun
Rule 58: Haggis says Skryim is evil for breaking
Rule 59: Bmc applies rule 3 to rule 58
Rule 60: Potatoes grow on trees.
Rule 61: You are a Potato.
Rule 62: Pringles comes from Trees.
Rule 63: You have to dig mangoes in the earth now
Rule 64: Geom is Chief Flirter and Commander of Lou
Rule 65: Grenadepie
Rule 66: Grenadepie = wisdom
Rule 67: Its Porn. If it has Geom in it.
Rule 68: Geom is your uncle that everyone tolerates, possibly waiting for an inheritance
Rule 69: Geom is the Mother. On How I Met Your Mother.
Rule 70: Geom has the ability to sleep with people. Anyone and Anyone is In Danger
Rule 71: Geom feeds Chorley Sausages everyday.
Rule 72: Chorley Says " Sausages everyday isnt healthy Geom. "
Rule 73: Chorley is bingo addicted
Rule 74: Chorley left because I insulted her in our great argument about smoking
Rule 75: Smokers cannot deal with antismokers
Rule 76: Jason is the perfect trap. Emo + Big down under = Slut Magnet
Rule 77: Jason is forbidden to do dirty stuff till he is old enough
Rule 78: Merel says " old enough = 78 "
Rule 79: Lou sucks balls.
Rule 80: When there's girls to be flirted. Geom is there.
Rule 81: We need to find another Lou like game.
Rule 82: Merel needs a new hobby
Rule 83: Haggis has sold his soul to 9gag
Rule 84: if you into votes in 9gag. you have sold your soul.
Rule 85: Ducky Recommends Playing Ministry of War Server 19
Rule 86: We need More Epic Diplo Shoutouts.
Rule 87: Chiyou will play the guita!! on call
Rule 88: Leanette will sing and sing on call
Rule 89: Shippo needs to be more outgoing.
Rule 90: Overruled by Rule 1 and 2
Rule 91: Bmc is Food
Rule 92: Bmc is Soviet Irish
Rule 93: Pykirrtds is not related to smeagol, no no noooo
Rule 94: You may only feed the turtle, Oreos.
Rule 95: (・ω・)ゞ
Rule 96 : shippo's forbidden from fading away
Rule 97: same as rule 14
Rule 98: Notice how there are only 2 Rules before 100th
Rule 99: Notice how there this rule before the 100th.
Rule 100: Amg. 100th Rule
Rule 101: The rules get crazier and crazier as they go along.
Rule 102: 102th as you can see.
Rule 103: Most rules aren't really rules... aswell as this one :L
Rule 104: The rules will now be called the commandments
Rule 105: May the cookies be with you.
Rule 106: the diplomacy rules must parody these ones as much as possible
Rule 107: Rules were resseted
Rule 108: Marco Eats All (OMNOMNOM)
Edited by Game_Host, Jun 12 2012, 10:42 AM.
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Rule 3: Haggis is the leader , blame him if you dont like anything in the brigade.

Not sure I agree with this rule. D:
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Arizek100

So I blame Haggis for rule #8 and #11? >:@
Edited by Arizek100, Feb 6 2012, 10:35 PM.
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Rule 21: Logic does not exist in hte brigade
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sdttrikwo

New rules:

Mod abuse cannot be defied by those who are not demonic.
Fapping is a kickable offense.
Edited by sdttrikwo, May 18 2012, 07:47 PM.
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NEW RULES

Rule 109: Marco rapes all
Rule 110: Poo
Rule 111: Pee
Rule 112: peanut butter jelly time
Rule 113: Jason and Shippo are disowned by the brigade.
Rule 114: Anything Sophie says becomes a rule
Rule 115: Haggis needs Eph to uninstall his adwares
Rule 116: This is true D:
Rule 117: Haggis is an idiot
Rule 118: Magically vanquished by rule 1
Rule 119: Haggis is computer inefficient
Rule 120: Everyone is god
Rule 119b: Haggis can also not solve his audio problems or use Utorrent without the great and wise Eph
Rule 121: Merel is the godemm
Rule 122: Sophie is the god of being god
Rule 122b: Haggis is the starter of all diseases
Rule 123: Haggis is the god of being blamed
Rule 124: Bannanas
Rule 125: *Bananas. And Phlegk is the god of Grammar Nazism
Rule 126: Sophie is a dog.
Rule 127: Haggis needs moar haggis
Rule 128: Dogs are demons, but Sophie is also a dog but not a demon. Rule 38
Rule 129: Cats are gods. :3
Rule 130: Bmc is the god of many things (like the number 17). They're all stupid
Rule 131: Eph is outdonating Phlek despite being lvls below him on KoL
Rule 132: KoL is boring
Rule 133: Nationstates. A Game For people to be crazy
Rule 134: Haggis light seven candles and pray to Benzaiten god of Music to banish audio demon.
Rule 135: Haggis is the brigade scribe and will put the new rules in the OMI forum
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Rule 136 This is the face of Sophie (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
(・ω・) (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ Haggis: She sees all
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Rule 137: Goldrusher is forbidden to join
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Rule 138: Goldrusher abides no rules.
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