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Insanity Episode 85; Comcast Center; College Park, Maryland
Topic Started: Feb 27 2006, 12:27 AM (630 Views)
Thomas Driver
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Head Trainer of PWA Academy
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World Title Match
Showtime © vs. Rex Haraway

Intercontinental Title Match
Tommy Dragon © vs. Mystery Opponent

Four Corners Match
Jeff Holsten vs. Eagle vs. Julio Guerrera vs. Kevin Storm

Television Title Match
Sean Blake © vs. Vulture

Non-Title Match
Phonie Homie vs Mike Constine

ALX vs. Matt Blaze

Nathan Hardy vs. Xstatic

Non-Title Match
Super Awesome Boys vs. Team Hazard

Hardcore Title Match
Alex Giltinane © vs. ZeXX vs. Kyle Dunham

Kai Saibot vs. Masked Warrior

Bobby Guyzacks vs. Hisoka
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Hajjhowe
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The show opens up backstage as Hajjhowe is standing by in a black track suit, his tag title over his shoulder. He looks a bit upset as Ace stands opposite him, clapping his hands together as his title rests over a chair.

Ace: Are you ready to win the title?

HH: Look Ace, why do you want me to win another title? I mean we are tag team champions, isn't that your dream?

Ace rubs his head.

HH: Why would you want me to have two belts?

Ace: Cuz, you are so awesome.

HH: Well, I am but I can't win that title. I'm not even qualified!

Ace reaches into his pants as Hajjhowe turns away in horror.

HH: OH GOD NO!

Ace produces a PWA Rule Book as he leafs through it before speaking.

Ace: Any wrestler under PWA contract weighing 225 pounds or less is qualified to challenge for the Crusierweight championship.

HH: I know that Ace, but I weight 235!

Ace: That's why we need you too exercise your tubby away.

HH: Tubby? Who are you calling tubby fatso!

Ace looks hoskced as his lower lip quivers before Hajj puts an arm on his shoulder.

HH: Whoa! Just kidding slick. You look like a million bucks, but losing ten pounds...

Ace reaches into his pants again as Hajj turns away, the camera following him.

Ace: Please?

Hajj slowly moves back as we see Ace holding a fat wad of cash in his hand, a smile on his face. Hajj sighs before grabbing the cash.

HH: Fine.

Ace hops up and down, slapping his hands together and dancing around the room as Hajj sits down on the chair, pondering just what he got himself into.
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Kyle
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The instrumental version of Triple H's old theme hits the arena, and the crowd gets to their feet. Smoke begins to fill the stage, and Kyle appears. Cheering fills the arena as Kyle is engulfed in smoke and blue light. The music begins to get faster, Kyle steps out of the smoke, he punches the air and pyro flies down the ramp. He walks down the ramp at a slow pace. He climbs into the ring which has already been engulfed in smoke. Kyle gets in the center of the ring, and the music begins to slow down. He stares at the canvas, he then punches the air once again, and the smoke dissapears at once. He then gets on the turnbuckles and taunts. He gets off, and gets a mic. He gets in the center of the ring, and awaits the crowd's silence.

Kyle: Cut my music.

The music stops and the crowd still cheers.

Johnny: What a match Kyle Dunham and ZeXX the horny luchador had at the Pay Per View!

Donny: It was amazing! You don't always see that in a rookie.

Johnny: If you were unable to join us on Sunday, Kyle beat ZeXX in a hell of a match, only proving why he is called the Messiah of Submission Wrestling.

Donny: And he's getting noticed! Look it, he has his own hoodie now!

Kyle is sporting a black hoodie, with a picture of Kyle standing in the engulfed smoke on the stage. It says the Messiah of Submission Wrestling in blue and black, and on the back it says Pain Makes You Weaker... Pain Makes Me Stronger.

Kyle: At the Pay Per View in Washington... could you all please quiet down?

The crowd boos in laughter.

Kyle: I beat the hell out of a guy named ZeXX... the Horny Luchadore. Don't get me wrong, because it was a very good match, but it only matters who steps out of that ring declared winner... and I was that man.

The crowd boos, and a chant of... ZeXX fucked you! ZeXX fucked you! begins. It doesn't seem to fase Kyle that much, although he does grab the neck area of his hoodie.

Kyle: That... that was the most disgusting... most degrading... most unsportsman-like, and most disrespecting thing that has ever happened in this buisness... and I won't let it repeat tonight.

The crowd silents at his last words.

Kyle: Oh yeah! Tonight, if you dumbass' didn't know... Kyle... The Messiah of Submission Wrestling, will be in a triple threat match... for the Hardcore Championship!

The crowd cheers in approval.

Kyle: Isn't it great? Only one match in, and I already have a title shot... already a title shot... And I won't let a guy like ZeXX win it, or a guy like Alex Giltinane hold onto it. So tonight you will see another highpoint in the career of the Messiah... a career filled with highpoints... but this maybe the greatest accomplishment of my career. For when I hold that hardcore belt above my head, and I see you... fat, ugly, trailer park trash type of people boo me, I will realize that my career can only get better. So get ready... because you are going on the Kyle Dunham Amusement Park Ride... a Ride that never ends!

Kyle's music then hits and he leaves the arena, too booing.
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.::------------------------The Natural Born Kicka | Kyle Dunham-----------------------::.
::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


::Titles::
Currently Holding:
Held:


Overall Record: (Wins | Loss | Draw Or DQ)
0-0-0


In The Way Of Greatness:


Proved To Be A Worthy Opponent:
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River Ross
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the titantron shows giant text that the crowds go wild

RIVER ROSS IS HERE!!!!

fire starts blasting out of the stage, ring cornerz and announcerz table as crazy bitch by buckcherry hits. the fans go wild as river ross dances around the stage with a flamefrower. ross then starts to blast fire into the crowd as they start to chant ecw-ecw-ecw along with riv-ver-ross and the screaming is the louded thing hear in pwa history. ross throws the flamefrower into the crowd and runs into the ring.

joey styles: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! RIVER ROSS! RIVER ROSS!
king: yeah joey, river ross, the greatest thing in the pwa is finally here!
joey styles: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!

ross looks at the ring anouncer who goes to anounce him but as he does ross headbuts him and then walls of rosss him. the anouncer screams like the bastard that he is as the crowds cheer on more. ross nicks his mic and talks.

crowds- riv-ver-ross! riv-ver-ross! riv-ver-ross! riv-ver-ross! riv-ver-ross!
ross- thats right, bitchez! you keep on chering that name. in case u guys didnt know, im the greatest in the pwa and u very well dam know it and i want a world title shot at massacre and i will win that match and be the greatest world muddafukin champion in pwa history thats better than showtown and for those wondering if im joking ive got a suprize for you.

ross goes over to the cameraman and hits the rolin ross on the man. ross then picks him up again and hits the drop in da river and then pics him up for a rossbottom! ross then locks in the river rossface and breaks the cameramans neck as the crowds cheer on river ross and chant ecw as well. crazy bitch hits as ross climbs the top rope and dives into the crowds to celebrate.
river ross=pro wrestling

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New York Man
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*Mike Constine stands in the parking area. He is waiting for someone. Finally, a man in a mask comes over.*

Mike Constine: Ah, the Masked Warrior! I have been waiting for you for twenty minutes.

*Kai arrives*


Mike Constine: Hey Kai!

Kai Saibot: Hey Mike, is that who I think it is?

Mike Constine: Yes! It's the Masked Warrior! This guy has been traing under me since September. He is making his debut tonight!

Kai Saibot: Yeah, he's facing me!

Mike Constine: WHAT!? Stupid staff. We are suppose to be a unit. That stinks!

*The Masked Warrior nods and leaves.*

Kai: Where is he going?

Mike Constine: To train. He has not said a word to me all day. Anyway, I just found out that Massacre is going to take place at Madison Square Garden. My hometown. I am going to compete in the Hardcore Battle Royal and win that title in front of my home fans.

Kai: What's your reaction to last night?

Mike Constine: You mean Vulture? I will deal with that situation when I address the fans later tonight in the ring. After that, I will beat Phonie Homie Bologna!

Mike and Kai part their separate ways. A commercial break follows.
PWA Achievments:
One Time Cruiserweight Champion
Three time Hardcore Champion
One Time Television Champion
Made it to the Final Four of the 2005 Wrestlefest Rumble
Undefeated in Steel Cage Matches.

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Bman
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Bman is in a dark room, a stream of white light shows half of his mask clearly, while the other half is for the most part shrouded in shadows.

He is looking straight at the camera, there is little to see in this dark room other than the left side of his mask and if you look closely, the right side.

Suddenly the camera angle switches to a different vantage point, clearly a different camera. Bman turns to his right to face this camera head on. He is very much backlit and a bit hard to see; He's essentially a silhouette.

Bman: They takesed it.

The camera switches back to the original vantage point.

Bman: Takesed what?

Back to the second angle.

Bman: The preciousss! They takesed the preciousss! She's all gone! The preciousss has been stolen from us!

Bman faces forward again.

Bman: Who are they? I lost to Showtime. Fair and square.

The Alaskan Assassin faces right.

Bman: You are blind! PBS takesed away our preciousss. They cannot afford our star power, they try to sabotage our conditional contract. Yesss.

We see half of his mask again.

Bman: PBS. Public Broadcasting? They are trying to rid themselves of our talk show?

He turns to his right.

Bman: Yes! Yes! Now you see, us Bmanses both see! B1 and B2 will fight for our talk show. Yes. No fat bigwigses at PBS will keep us from our bling blingses and our PRECIOUSSS. We will get both back, yes. That is what we will do. Let us go grab the Preciousss at the main event, yes, during. Yesss. The preciousss will be ours.

He faces forward again.

Bman: B2! No! Showtime beated us. The preciousss is belonging to him! It is his to carry! Yes.

B2: No no no! Showtime is the ENEMY! Let us get rid of him. Tear him apart when he sleeps! Yes.

B1: We cannot do it. He beatsed us. He deserving to be the champ. We will take our problems to the PBSes. Yesss. The PBS...

B2: GHAAAA. The PBS will hear us out about our show. Yesss.

B1: Tommorow. We will now wallow in our pitiesss. Yesss.

Untitled (How Could This Happen To Me?) by Simple Plan fills the room with emoness.

B2: We is not the emoses fgtsus! Nooo!

B1: How could I have lost... I even hit him with one of the finisherses!

With a laugh, the promo ends.
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Bman
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Several commercials play, including this one:

"A MAN IS COMING. AND IT ISN'T B2. IT'S SOMEONE ELSE. TOMMY DRAGON WAS CONFUSED, AND UNDERSTANDABLY SO. BUT A MAN IS STILL COMING AND IT IS NOT B2."

Donny: Who will it be?!

Johnny: He must be getting nearer. These promos are getting more intense!

Donny: It sounds like he is integral to Bman in some way!

Johnny: YEAHHHH! GET CRUNK! YEAHHHHH!
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The Jesus
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The Comcast Center's attention turns to the PojoTron, a picture of Julio Guerrera appearing. He appears in his wrestling attire, and appears to be located somewhere in the locker room, however it isn't clear where exactly. Behind him sits the man that apparently joined his ranks last night, former PWA cameraman Chris Simms.

"You know.. for the past couple of shows, I've been real quiet. I mean, for the first time in a long while, I haven't spoken up. I decided to let my actions do the talking for me for once, but.. well.. the results haven't exactly been satisfactory. Hell, that's putting it lightly. I failed. I crashed and burned. I don't know why, somehow, for whatever reason, something in the very back of my head still felt some sort of sorrow.. some sort of sympathy for you, and that prevented me from ultimately exerting my revenge. And at the end of the day, that's all this is. Revenge. You started this, you thought I'd be just another notch under your belt, just another defense for the untouchable European Champion.. well.. there's only one problem with that. You're not untouchable. I proved that last night. This man.. this man behind me, Chris, he proved that last night. You're not an Icon in this business, you're just the old hermit who won't get the fuck out of the way.."

"Vegeta, Kenny, last Havoc you told me you were going to make me another victim. Just another victim, another name etched off of your list. Well, you know what? Who's the one who came into this arena actually physically able to have a match? Sure, I'm not the champion, but this shit, this shit is so deeper than titles. This between you and me, it's been building up since the day I stepped foot into this company, since the day I decided to scribble my name on that contract you gave me and leave PWF. Hell, afterall, we were friends, weren't we? We were cool, we respected each other, we liked each other. Heh, it seems like such a long time ago, actually.. But I'm sure you remember. I'm sure you remember how I was always there to help you out. You needed me to jump ship and help you fledging promotion? Sir, yes, sir! Need me to team with you and take on Death Metal? Sir, yes, sir! Need me to turn my back on the fans of PWA and form one of the greatest stables in pro wrestling history? Sir, yes, sir! But what did I get in return? A fatter paycheck? More title shots? More respect? No. I got nothing. Not even a thank you, not even a fucking pat on the back.."

Simms crosses his arms behind Julio, both of the men looking directly into the camera lenses.

"I've dealt with people like you time and time again, you're just a user and an abuser. You got the whole world, right? You got connections to the best clubs? You got the hottest bitches on speed dial? You got the fanciest houses? The fanciest clothes.. the entire world.. right? Fucking pathetic. Yeah, I've dealt with people like you since my teen yearsr. Live life without any second thought for the consequences, live life like every day's a fucking party, you arrogant, primadonna piece of shit.. You never had to work a day in your life for that shit. PWA is your company, you run this bitch, you don't have to lift a finger to get whatever the fuck you want. Fucking pathetic."

Julio breaks the semi-consistent deathstare he had on the camera and looks down at his feet, his thumb and index finger rubbing at his brow as he does so.

"January 21st, 1997.. the day before my 18th birthday. In the midst of my Senior year, and my entire life ahead of myself. I'm sitting in the living room, waiting for my dad to get home. Why shouldn't he? Mom, and the pandora's box she brought with her were long gone, dad had found himself an angel. He had spent the entire year before that fighting off his demons, breaking his cursed alcohol addiction.. and I kept waiting. And waiting. Y'know, some times, I find myself still waiting for him.."

Small tears begin to form at the edges of Julio's eyes. It's unclear if this story is real, or fake, however it has gotten to some of the fans in the crowd, strangely enough.

"Kenny, I was born into your society, into your pathetic excuse of an existance of partying night in, day out, and I thought I had escaped that long ago, but every couple of months, every couple of years, I'm forced to face the brutal reality. And so Kenny. You ask me, how dare I try to get revenge? How dare I try to avenge my title loss? How dare I try to avenge my eighteen birthday? How DARE I try to get rid of the agony your filth has caused me? How dare YOU say I don't deserve to? Huh?. Wherever the fuck you are right now, know this. I talked about a pandora's box earlier, well, Kenny, you've opened a fucking chest, and come hell or high water, I'm going to be just like my dad, and escape this fucking plague. The plague.. the plague that you represent."

The cameras fade out after that unusually emotional promo. Most people are unsatisfied with it, though, because they didn't get to hear Chris Simms talk at all, which they thought they would.

*OOC*
I dunno, I just thought of that like mid-promo and decided to add it for the hell of it. Gives our feud a much needed edge, I think. >_>
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Bman
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Out of RP: Until you both no-show :shifty

Mystyedit~! - Yeah, pretty much. <_<
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Jeff Holsten
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The PWA cuts to a commercial featuring an animated lizard selling car insurance.

After the Gecko commercial is over anther commercial starts, another advert paid for by JJC enterprises. JJ Clarinet sits behind a table as if ready for a press conference. Behind JJ and a good five feet away is the standard cardboard “wallpaper” with the JJC logo plastered in its perfect pattern everywhere. JJ ruffles the papers in his hands for a brief second before leaning forward and speaking into the row of microphones on the table in front of him.

JJ – Thank you for coming, as you can see JJC Enterprises is still under an apparent vocal ban by the Pojo Wrestling Alliance board of directors.

A six foot four inch individual walks in from off camera with his back to the crowd. The “mystery person” is wearing a familiar cowboy hat. The individual in question turns around and to everyone’s surprise a cheap glow in the dark dollar store hockey mask covers the face of the person everyone assumes is Jeff Holsten. The mask has an A written on the forehead in sharpie. The Masked Cowboy flexes his muscles for a brief second then rips cheap T-shirt off of his chest. There must be a Microphone above the press conference set because the masked man’s voice comes through loud and clear without a mic near his person.

Masked Man – Well ya know brothers, JJC enterprises has quite a surprise announcement for you tonight. You see the mystery is solved. The secret revealed.

There is a slight buzz in the audience; the non-wrestling reporters in the ‘audience’ have no idea what is going on. JJ tries to keep his straight-faced composure as the person continues.

MM – That’s right, sorry to beat you to the punch Bman, but I couldn’t hold it in any longer. I am Aman, that’s right. I am Aman. Imagine that two former world champions joining forces to take over the PWA. Bman and Aman, riding rough-shot over the PWA. But that’s not all…. Coming soon a third member of the masked alphabet will arrive. You heard it here folks Cman, will be joining this supergroup. Who is Cman, you ask. Well I’m not at liberty to say, but I’ll give you a hint. He’s a former world champion and he fits the name (Jeff pronounces Cman as actually semen) Cman to a tee. In fact this guy love Cman, his whole life is Cman. He would live the life of Cman 24/7 if he could. I can’t say who it is but it’s not to hard to figure out.

JJ – **cough** owns the PWA **cough**

Aman – SO whatcha gonna do…..

Jeff rips the mask off, knocking his hat off in the process. Jeff walks out of the camera shot to the left.

JJ – OK, folks Holsten isn’t really Aman. You’ll have to wait until Bman announces who the real Aman is.

JJ turns for a second, looking offstage before his gaze returns straight into the camera.

JJ - Is this what you want Vegeta? Holsten isn’t flashy enough for you, doesn’t quite have the gimmick your looking for.

About that time Holsten walks back into the shot wearing a dime store plastic Halloween mask from the eighties. The mask is the face of a red devil that has been covered with a thin coat of black spaypaint.

The masked Holsten starts speaking slowly and feigning ominous tones

Dante - Welcome to my inferno…. I am Dante…. I’ve had a rough very life. I give everything for you, my blood and sweat… and all I get is your cheers… I sacrifice... I'm a martyr.....

Dante-Holsten catches himself before he laughs and walks out of the camera shot again.

JJ – Where are you going?

Jeff quickly walks back into the shot wearing the same mask but now his body is covered with an oversized Rebel Flag shirt. In his hand is twelve pack of cheap locally produced beer.

JJ – What in the hell…..???

Jeff throws the 12 pack on the table and pulls one out. “Dante” opens and pours the beer over the mouth of the mask Austin style, crushes the can, and throws it over his shoulder.

Dante – DANTE DANG REDNECK, The Marty of Beers…..

Dante quickly exits stage left… as JJ and Jeff run out of time for THIS commercial break and The PWA broadcast returns to the airwaves.

OOC- No offense is meant to anyone parodied in this promo… More to come...

edit = remove sig
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Bman
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omg u almost ruined my storyline i h8 u. :shifty

Actually, I should welcome people parodying the whole "A MAN IS COMING" promos, because it builds hype for when the man finally shows up :lol

Edit: Post 9999... whose topic will I grace with 10000?!?!?!?!1/?!/1/1/
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Kyle The Freak Rieger
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Freak is calmly sitting in a chair inside his locker room, Smoking a cigarette and watches Jeff Holsten finish up his promo, Freak looks at the TV one final time and he nods. He knows what he must do, and begins to walk out of the locker room

*Commercial*

A guy is sitting in his easy chair, watching some TV

Announcer: Are you tired of having boring night after boring night

Man Nods

Announcer: Do you wish that just once something exciting would happen in your life

Man nods again

Announcer: Well do we have the solution for you, Its Beer, and it will make you crazy enough to want to step into the ring with one of the big PWA superstars.

Man chugs a beer and suddenly appears in a PWA ring

Man: WHERE ARE YOU BMAN, I WANNA TAKE YOU ON RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

*Bman suddenly emerges in the ring, whips the guy into the corner, lifts him to the top rope, and hits him with the Bmanizer.*

Bman: BEER, Got any?

*End Commercial*


Freak is now standing in the middle of the ring in a black T-shirt and jeans, he has the mic in his hand, and he really wants to address the crowd. His look may have changed, he may have gotten bigger, but the smile, the laugh, everything that made Kyle “The Freak” Rieger a man remembered is still there.

Freak: I just want to start off by saying that it is damn good to be back here in the PWA. You know, my last pro wrestling match, PWA Wargames, was probably the best and worst night of my career. On one hand on one of the biggest stages ever set by the PWA, I main evented, in a damn fine match, Xtreme Nation vs. The Dynasty. Eight men in the ring all friends and enemies, and we all battled it out, with submission being the only way out of it. And after all the blood, sweat, tears, and pain I suffered in it, I was the one of finally tapped out. I gave up, I quit, I did the one thing I never wanted to do in a match, I submitted. And for the longest time after that, my knees killed me, my back killed me, hell, pretty much every inch of my body hurt. I got calls, letters, messages, people said they were sad to see me go, they wanted to see me back, I was shocked as hell, because at that point in my career, I was but a manager. I came back for that one final match, a last hurrah, and people still talk to me about it. That’s what made my career, and I am damn thankful, for every single one of you fans, who ordered that PPV, attended the event live, watched the DVD, replayed it on PWA Insanity for PS2. Thank you all

The classic chant starts to build up, FREAK, FREAK, FREAK, FREAK, FREAK, FREAK

Freak: So I left wrestling, I was gone, I sat at home, watched TV, spent time with the kids, went out with the wife, I was the perfect father and husband. I would call up Razer, Darkside, sometimes my old UWF buddies Ant and Cinder, and we’d talk about all the shit we went through together. From our matches, to our promos, to our Gimmicks. We’d light up a blunt, and I’d tell them about how it’s so messed up that a character of a professional wrestling Hardcore Hobo, could possibly become famous and beloved. Hell I’d wrestled the best, Hall of Famers in the UWF and the PWA. I beat the best, and I lost to the best, but no matter what, I’d try to put on the best damn show I could. In the UWF I made Showtime submit, in the middle of the ring, and that will always shock people when I tell them that. In PWA I fought great matches, from Me and Razer in the Tag Title Tourney, beating Wrath and Metal, and coming up so close to beating the Icon Vegeta and H2F. From fighting Wrath one on one, and being screwed out of the TV title by Deception. To teaming up with him, Metal, and Oak, in Wargames. And I nearly ended P.Y.’s record title reign, I really did do it all, and I did it all for you guys.

The fans continue the chant, it has become nearly deafening in the arena.

Freak: but there was always that itch, that want, that need, that desire to come back. I don’t know why or how, but I just wanted to. I wanted to ever since Wargames, I told people I thought Wrestling was stupid, that I was too old, that I just flat out sucked. But I always had that itch in the back of my mind. And it took me until I called in a few favors, and got myself back to the PWA that I knew why I wanted back in. It’s not because of missing it so much, it’s not because of my friends, the fame, the honor, or the glory. It’s because of one man, and one man only. I wanted another shot at Vegeta, I don’t care where, I don’t care when, but I want one more chance at the ICON. I want to beat him, and I want to take that European title that I lost 3 long years ago, and I want to continue my climb. After Vegeta, it will be whoever else, from Deception, to P.Y., to Tommy Dragon, to Showtime. It’s my time to shine, and I will take all that I can get, and Prove, I STILL BELONG IN THIS DAMN RING. HIT THE MUSIC

The fans still chant FREAK, FREAK, FREAK, FREAK, FREAK, even though he has made a brash challenge, they still love the guy.


OOC: I figured Bman would be the best person to put in my ad for beer, no?
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River Ross
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da commishioner oakster is in da office when the greatest man in pwa history, river ross, comes into the room and smilez at him

oakster- what do u want?
river ross- plain and simple i want showtown at massacre for the world title
oakster- river i dont know if i shuld give u a title shot

as oakster sayd dat, crowdz can be heard around da world booing this sad muddafukkin bitches line. river ross laughs on as he aproachs oakster.

river ross- give me the fuckin title shot or say hello to my little frend.

ross pullz out a grenade as the camera man gos oh shit and runz out of da office

joey styles- OH MY GOD! DIS IS RATINGZ!
coach- well river ross = pro wrestling
river ross=pro wrestling

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Deano White
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A DBW promo then runs with his theme music, Mozart’s 40th symphony playing as back ground music. It starts with DBW‘s legs rested on a pine wooden table in his office in his mansion. DBW then gets a cup and press’s the dark blue button on his water dispenser to get an ice cold cup of water .DBW then drinks his water slowly and gets a briefcase under his feet. DBW then starts laughing and then he stands up and sits on his pine wooden table.

DBW: DBW here to tell you idiotic fans of PWA what there is a new face what you will forever member and his name is DBW. First off I want to address what I am having a match with that loser freak Kyle what ever he is called. So it is not even a question my match against that son of a bitch is going to be a short and sweet one. I am the greatest superstar ever to step foot in this company and I am deadly serious. I am not a bragger like that grotesque immature little runt River Ross. I am beyond serious and this time ladies and gentleman I am in this company to stay. Do you want to know why? Well the answer is simple really you pigs what are watching this. I just noticed what they isn’t really any talent in this place so I am here to dominate the whole company. Let me tell you what DBW is the key to good ratings. What do I am to do in PWA well me DBW aims to be the superstar which of all of you fans will love. I no you already do, And also I am going to guarantee what I am going to become the new PWA champion very soon. Why, then I will tell you why because I am class I have the look the whole kit and caboodle. This is a warning to the champion Showtime what he has got my title round his waist. He is only doing one thing though keeping it warm for me when I get it off him. That is all you useless idiots I no you cannot get enough of DBW. The next PWA champion is going to be Dean…Byron….White….

Before the promo ends DBW drinking his cup of water and pointing to his waist what he wants the world title belt. The lights then fade out and the promo has ended.
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Kyle
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(OOC: What the fuck is wrong with you dude?)

EDIT:
(OOC: That was directed at Ross)
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.::------------------------The Natural Born Kicka | Kyle Dunham-----------------------::.
::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


::Titles::
Currently Holding:
Held:


Overall Record: (Wins | Loss | Draw Or DQ)
0-0-0


In The Way Of Greatness:


Proved To Be A Worthy Opponent:
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Kai Saibot
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Kai walks through the arena with a shot gun and shoots ross :lol
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Deano White
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Oh Ross.... just shoot the motherfucker down
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Sean Blake
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Suddenly Sean Blake comes in!

Sean Blake: plz quit acting like noobs its a joke account kthxbai.

Suddenly Sean Blake leaves!
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Bman
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Tommy Dragon stops Sean Blake, with a no-sold clothesline.

Tommy Dragon: K.

Sean Blake and Tommy leave. NO WAIT, MYSTERIO STOPS THEM. THEY PUNCH HIM AND HE IS MEXICOMATOSE.

Ok everyone, please read the rules. >.>
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The Chronicles of Bman
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Vegeta
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The camera is focused on the backstage area, zooming in on the PWA European Champion making his way towards it. Stopping just several feet in front of the camera with a bottled water in his hands, dressed in a suit and tie, Vegeta leans up against the wall as if he's expecting someone. Moments go by, Jeff Holsten with JJ Clarinet along side is seen walking around the corner. Staring down the very man who beat him at Meltdown in 2004, Vegeta watches his every movement. The tension is unbearable and uncharacteristically, Jeff and JJ walk by their Boss without saying a single word. Still staring them down as they continue to walk pass him, Vegeta begins getting red in face as he begins thinking about losing to Holsten at Meltdown, in what was his last chance to win PWA's World Title. As he continues thinking about his unsuccessful attempt which took place over a year ago, his thoughts are interrupted as he is bumped into. Snapping out of his daydream, Vegeta turns his attention to the man who just walked into him. Standing face to face with the very man who ran down into his match last night at Pandemonium, Vegeta greets Chris Simms with a smirk.

Vegeta: I've been expecting you, my friend.

Chris Simms: What do you want Vegeta. You want to beat me up? You want to trash talk me? Listen, you can't even tell me what to do right now, I don't work for you!

Vegeta: Just 24 hours ago I went though a battle with Julio Guerrera. I had him just where I wanted him, ready to put his ass away and then here you come. You were all giddy and full of spunk, sneak attacking me from behind like the coward that you are. Well Simms, no one, and I mean no one crosses the Boss.

Chris Simms: You don’t scare me Vegeta. I know how much you’ve accomplished here in this business, but it still doesn’t change the fact that you own this place and you never worked as hard as anyone to get what you’ve gotten. Hell, even as a cameraman for just one day, I worked harder than you’ve ever worked.

Vegeta: I’ll have you know that PWA wasn’t the first and only place I’ve wrestled. Quite frankly, I don’t give a fuck what you, Julio, or anyone else feels about my past. I worked hard in PWF and worked my way to the top not only there, but also here. My backstage influence has never determined my position as a wrestler. It’s not my fault that when you’re this damn good that people are intimidated by you. I have the Kliq, the money, the friends, hell, I’m living the high life.

Chris Simms: That’s why I kicked your ass last night Vegeta. You’re a cocky son of a bitch and you just got what was coming to you. I’d do it again too if I had the chance.

Vegeta: You have some balls and for that I’ve decided not to just lay you out right here and right now. I’m not going to going to place a finger on you tonight Chris. You want to act tough, sneak attack me, tell me how I deserve to get beat down. Well tough guy, how about you let your actions do the fighting instead of just words, this Thursday on Havoc.

Chris Simms: What! Look, I don't care what you say. I was fired by you and I've been hired by Julio Guerrera to be his personal manager. For all I care, you can make your little match but I don't plan on showing.

Vegeta: I'm not asking Chris, I'm telling. I fired your ass once and if I have to, I'll have you banned from every arena PWA events are held at if you don't follow what I say. So Chris, in just a few days I'll be ordering you to walk your little punk ass down to the ring and just do what you did at Pandemonium. You know, just beat my ass up. You did it before, you can do it again right?

Chris Simms: You're damn right I can do it again.

Vegeta: How about this. I won't threaten you or this little managing job you have at all. As much as I dislike you, I don't want to take this out on your. Sure you did attack me, but it was Julio's money and plan to have you sneak attack me. So with that said, if you don't show up to the ring this Thursday night, you can tell Julio Guerrera that he'll be TERMINATED.

Chris Simms: You want a match Vegeta? If that'll make you happy, then fine, I'll be there. But just know that you're not fooling anyone, the truth is, even if I didn't run in and have Julio disqualified, he would have kicked your ass and took your European Title. So if anything, you should be thanking me!

Vegeta: Listen kid, this'll teach you to never stick your nose in places it don't belong. But anyways, I have an important meeting to get to so Chris, I'll see you at Havoc. Oh yeah and one more thing, tell Julio that if he plans on getting involved in our match next week, he'll have to get through the dozen guards that will be surrounding the ring.

After dropping that last bombshell, Vegeta cockily walks out of the camera's view, leaving Chris Simms by himself with plenty to think about, especially how cookie cuttery and cliched the dialogue was.
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PWA Title History:
World Champion (3)
Intercontinental Champion (3)
Television Champion (1)
European Champion (1)
Tag Team Champion (4)
(1 w/ Zach Pendergrass, 1 w/ Hott2Flamez, 1 w/ Bman, and 1 w/ Triple 6)
Hardcore Champion (1)
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Jigsaw
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The camera cuts from the exciting action of PWA to a dimly-lit room. In the back of the room, we see a desk, a plant, and a few pictures which leads everyone to believe its an office of some sort. Standing in the room, we see a man in a brown suit, hat and all. Next to him, is a young man who looks remarkably like the wrestler called Jigsaw who formerly wrestled in the Pojo Wrestling Alliance. But his facial hair is grown out, his hair is a bit longer, and he looks much more unkempt. The man wearing the suit speaks up as the camera quits approaching them and stops.

Man: Hello everyone, I’m sorry to take so much of your time, but my name is Peter Conley. I am a representative of one Mr. Thomas Attaway, better known to you as Jigsaw.

The man standing next to him grunts at the name, but doesn’t say anything, he remains silent and lets Peter continue.

Peter: A few months ago, Mr. Attaway was injured in a match with a wrestler by the name of Hisoka. Well, in that match, his Larynx was crushed making it impossible to talk, Doctors say, ever again. But Jigsaw is determined not to let his vocal injury get in the way of the sport he loves, he promises to make a return here in PWA, as soon as possible. Thank you all for your time, and have a nice day.

Jigsaw looks with a glare in his eye at the camera, as the we fade to black, and then to a commercial.
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New York Man
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Mike Constine stand in the ring as we come back from a commercial break.

Mike Constine: Last night, Vulture has scored a lucky win against your WRESTLING WARRIOR. I was the better man but Vulture got the victory. I am very angry but I promise you that the King of Pigs will pay! This Thursday on Havoc, Vulture, you will be placed in a match against..........Kai Saibot and The Masked Warrior in a handicapped match. Then, next week on Insanity, I will take you on myself, one on one, in an ambulance match!

Mike Constine leaves. A commercial break follows.

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One Time Television Champion
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Undefeated in Steel Cage Matches.

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Frank Evans
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The scene opens with holding his belt and looking at every few seconds in a happy mood. As he walks over to his locker room Evans walks by and steps in front of Alex.

Alex: Wow Evans whats up man.

Evans looks enraged but holds out his hand.

Evans: Nice work..you.Um beat me.

Alex smirked and shook Evans hand.

Alex: No problem man i'll kick your ass anytime you want me too.

Evans began to sneer.

Alex: But besides man it's cool i mean you put up a pretty good fight.

Evans let go and began walking away.

Alex: Hey Evans! just remember that this title here, will never be yours.

Evans clashed his fists in anger as he walked off. Alex was trying to open the door.

Alex: Te door seems to be stuck.

As Alex then began to pull harder on it trying to open it but having no luck. Soon enough Alex turns around to see if anyone could help him out. Alex has no luck as he looks down to the floor.

Alex: Some loser locked my room.

As Alex picked up the key and looked at it for a few minutes Evans came running down as Alex turned to sse Evans. Evans hits a flying shoulder block sending Alex threw the door. As the camera guy steps over Evans to see the destruction. Evans pounces up and begins to punch at the foerhead of Alex. As Evans then stops and grabs the title of Alex.

Evans: Well then looks like i'll see you at massacre.

Donny; This is bad.

Johnny: Yeah including that Alex has a title defence tonight but that's what you get when you trash talk to the wrong guy.

20 minutes later...

Evans is walking down the hall as medices rush infront of him. Evans continues as Ryan gets infront of him.

Ryan: Listen man i'm sorry about what happend last week.

Evans just shruged at Ryan.

Evans: It's cool man just have my back tonight.

Ryan: I had your back last week, i never said i was'nt helping in fact we would'nt of lost that match if you had'nt been so damn conseeded for the title which you failed to win miserable....

As Evans grabbed Ryan the the throat and then turned his head to look at him.

Evans: Don't you dare finish that sentence that belt ment more to my then my life it's self.

As Evans relaesed the hold and Ryan gripped his neck gasping for air.Evans then wlked to the locker room where Ace was pointing at Evans.

Ace: You, i watch you lose..bad.

Evans then growled at Ace and continued to the locker room as Hajj was there.

Hajj: Ace thats what we call a loser... we don't talk to losers.

Evans then looked at Hajj and just snickerd.

hajj: Yeah i'm laughing at your career too. If only you had this.

Evans then looked up at Hajj.

Evans: Hajj tonight i'm going to beat the hell out of you and your little poster child. And then i'll have that.

Hajj then just turns away as he then turns back and slaps Evans in the face.

Hajj: that's for saying that to my face.

Evans: I'll do more then that to your face.

Evans hits a right hook into the face of Hajj and thenleaps at him and hits a few knees to the ribs as security pulls Evans off of him.

5 minutes later.

Evans walks into Oaksters office.

Oakster: And what do i owe this visit.

Evans: I want Ace and Hajj in a tag match tonight.

Oakster: Evans i saw what's been happeing and i just want to say that tonight you will get that match since your so intent on facing them it will be Team hazard versus The awsome boys.

Evans: Alright i was hoping for a handicap match but i'll work with Ryan. OWW an oak, tonight i can't be held accountable for my acctions.

Oakster: Fair enough.

As the scene ends with Evans closing the door behind him.
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River Ross
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river ross then comez out and hitz da drop in da river on frank evenz through a table and then breakz frankz teeth and stufz them up frankz nose and then doz da randy ortan pose in front of him.

river ross- I WANT MY FUKKIN TITLE SHOT AGANST SHOWTOWN NOOOOOOOOW! if you dont i will kill every muddafukkin bitch in dis fedaration 1 by 1.

crowds- riv-ver-ross! riv-ver-ross!

river ross- u hear them they want me as chumpion n i shoud be chumpion coz i am da greatest in da pwa and u know it!

joey styles- OH MY GOD! showtown v ross! greatest match eva!
river ross=pro wrestling

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Chaos
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Joke accounts are funny. Unless this guy is real, and he really just called our World champion "Showtown". :rollin
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