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| Super Awesome Boys vs. Team Hazard; Non-Title Match | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 27 2006, 12:31 AM (150 Views) | |
| Thomas Driver | Feb 27 2006, 12:31 AM Post #1 |
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Non-Title Match Super Awesome Boys vs. Team Hazard Tag Team Match Deadline: March 4th, 7pm EST |
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| Hajjhowe | Feb 27 2006, 03:56 AM Post #2 |
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The arena goes pitch black and the funyk techno piano beats of "If I Told You This Was Killing Me Would You Stop?" fill the arena. The crowd boo as the music builds up to it's all too familiar climax... WATCH YOUR MOUTH A few fireworks go off and out emerges Hajjhowe & Ace to a loud but mixed responce. Hajjhowe is wearing his hooded jacket and removeable pants with a lime green trim and has his tag team title hanging over his shoulder. Ace sports some black shorts/kneepads/elbow pads/boots/wristbands and a "Hajjhowe Is Awesome" t-shirt as his tag team gold is wrapped around his neck, cuasing him to stumbled around blinded slightly. Hajjhowe still has a look of disbelief on his face as he heads towards the ring. Hold your tongue boy, because you're running out of breath, running out of time before every careless word that you utter… renders you utterly useless, now you're drowning in your own saliva trying to speak yourself to the top of your empty world, well keep on talking just keep on rambling you've got your mouth full. Now listen here's the pleasant part, you and I we fell apart. Now listen here's the pleasant part, you and I we fell apart. Why don't you make up your, make up your mind… (Now listen here's the pleasant part, you and I we fell apart.) Why don't you make up your, make up your mind… (Now listen here's the pleasant part, you and I we fell apart.) SHUT YOUR MOUTH Burn your bridges, throw your words like an attack and stab me in the wait a second, wait a second what's that I just heard? Nevermind it's obviously worthless... Now you're standing on your soapbox yelling from the rooftops. (Rooftops) Everything you say is a lie... a lie... a lie... lie, lie, YEAH! Now listen here's the clever one who speaks before his thoughts are done. Now listen here's the clever one who speaks before his thoughts are done. Why don't you make up your, make up your mind… (Now listen here's the clever one who speaks before his thoughts are done.) Why don't you make up your, make up your mind… (Now listen here's the clever one who speaks before his thoughts are done.) Watch your mouth… Hold your tongue… Some things are better left unsaid… Watch your mouth… (Now I hope you’re pleased) Hold your tongue… (You let your pride stand tall) Some things are better left unsaid… (Danced within your words) Right before you fall... RIGHT BEFORE YOU Ring Announcer: The following contest if scheduled for ONE fall! Making their way to the ring. At a combined weight of 568 pounds. They are the PWA Tag Team Champions... THE SUPER AWESOME BOYS! Hajj raises his title as Ace begins to suck on his, Hajj having to pull it out of his mouth. Why don't you... Why don't you say that to my face? I've had it ripped out, torn down, so many fakes.... Everything you, every time you, every word you say... If I told you this was killing me would you, would you stop? The music fades away as Ace hands Hajjhowe his tag team title, the talent on loan from god giving the gold to the referee before removing his entrance gear. Johnny: Well we all saw the shocking turn of events last night Donny. These two men are the top team in PWA! Donny: Well, let's be fair. Hajjhowe did almost all of the work and despite wasting his time protecting Jebediah, he still managed to win the gold. He's a true champion. Johnny: What kind of champion uses a mentally handicapped person for financial gain? |
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| Frank Evans | Feb 27 2006, 11:06 AM Post #3 |
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As Ugly As spaklers slowly rose up from the entrance Evans came out with his ribs teid up and Ryan's right arm was teid up. As Evans then walked ahead he stopped as Ryan moved out of the way. Evans instantly pounced up. As fire shot out of the sides. Evans looked down to the ring as Evans saw one of his opponents pulling the title out of the mouth of another of his opponents as Evans sctratching his head. Evans enters the ring Ace runs up and yells at Evans. 'My name is Ace and I'm champion and Hajj says that i have the IQ of a rasin." Evans looks at Hajj and points at Ace as Hajj just shakes his head. Evans then grabs Ace by the throat and chucks him into the turnbuckle to begin the match. |
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| HellWolf | Mar 1 2006, 12:16 AM Post #4 |
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How exactly Frank Evans was able to so easily throw a three hundred pound retard is far beyond me, but I guess it starts the match off with some action. Hajjhowe remains on the apron, his morality still struggling with the wad of money he seems to get each week Ace remains his manager. The Beast notices no interruption from the other Tag Team Champion, starting to work on the veteran’s partner by delivering several punches to the anatomy of the disadvantaged giant with the hopes of wearing him down early. Ace delivers several slaps to the head of his opponent, more pathetic than effective in breaking the assault. It seems the rookie team would be able to score a major victory, if not for the massive shoulder of the mentally challenged champion that is smashed into his jaw. Ace acts overly excited at taking control of the match, signaling for Hajjhowe to watch as he performs his next maneuver. The overexcited simpleton waits for Evans to move close enough, picking him up into his arms before dropping the frame down to the canvas in a Body Slam. Frank slams the mat rather roughly, his back rising off the fabric to express the pain of crashing down at the hands of such a massive competitor. Before he can stand, his chest is pressed into the mat following a Running Splash. The referee slides over, slapping the canvas to make the pinfall. |
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| Frank Evans | Mar 1 2006, 11:08 AM Post #5 |
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The ref starts the count.1..2..kickout by Evans as the very special person was really taking advantage on Evans as he grabbed Evans by the hair and began jumping up and down. Evans hit a right hook to the ribs. As Ace then backed up into the ropes he started pointing at Evans yellling "He punched me too hard.' As Evans thern hit a baseball slide onto the three hunderd pounder. Hajj began yelling at the ref. Evans then hit a slap to the cheast of Ace he then shruged and jumped up and down saying "Owie." As Ace then hit a right hook to the face Evans three times in a row. Ace then ran up and bounced against the ropes heading toward Evans when Evans then hit a vicious clothesline to the face. Donny: This match has really kickedoff. Johnny: Becarful Don we might see Ace on a rampage. As Ace struggles he tags in his patner Hajj. Evans runs at Hajj but Hajj hits a boot to the face of Evans as Hajj then hit a knee to the spine of Evans. Evans waggerd to the turnbuckle but Hajj dragged him away from Ryan Owens. As Hajj then tried to lift the titan up Evans hit an uppercut and hooked a suplex and hit it. Evans was down and Hajj was the first to get up. Evans uses the ropes and pou8nces up to his feet. Evans then looks over at Ryan Owens and gives him a sign. Ace walks over and shakes hands with Ryan as Ace is then told by the ref to get back to his corner. Ace runs over and grabbs the ropes. Evans sees Hajj turn and telling Ace qwhat to do. Evans runs up from behind Hajj and hits a german suplex. As Hajj reaches for the ropes Evans hits another one. And finnaslly Hajj goes for an elbow to the face and Evans ducks Evans hooks around the waist of Hajj and tosses him hitting a belly to belly suplex into Ace. Ace falls and hits the floor. As his three hunderd pound fat hit the floor and flop around from the impact. Evans then sees hajj roll up and start walking backwards. Evans hooks in a fullnel;son as Hajj began to struggle Evans had Ryan climb the ropes and hit a flying fist into the face of Hajj. Evans relases Hajj as the ref is yelling at Ryan to get out of the ring.As Eans then begins to continue the onlsaught on Hajj. but Hajj hits a thumb to the eye of Evans getting him enough time to get up as Hajj then hits three clotheslines in a row. Evans is then hooked into a fishermens suplex but Evans hits a knee to the face. As Hajj backs up into the ropes as Evans then hits a roundhouse kick to the ribs as Hajj then bends over. Evans hit a knee to the face but went. Donny; That back must really be hurting Evans. As Evans got up and hooked in a roll up for the pin.1..2.. |
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| Hajjhowe | Mar 2 2006, 06:57 AM Post #6 |
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The Challenger just manages to escape defeat, pushing Hajjhowe off of his body and sending the smaller opponent quite far. Evans starts to sit up, holding one hand on his back as he attempts to get to his feet. Hajjhowe doesn't give his opponent this opportunity. He instead walks up to him and reaches down, interlocking his hand underneath the chin of "The Beast". Evans waves his arms slightly before Hajj drops down to a single knee, driving it into the spine of Frank and applying the dreaded rest hold known as the Chinlock. Somewhere, Kevin Nash is smiling. Donny: Somewhere, Kevin Nash is smiling. Johnny: Hey, don't repeat! Donny: Repeat what? Johnny: Err... what a move! Not the best submission, but certainly it seems Hajjhowe has a plan. Donny: He usually does Johnny. Evans puts his hands under his chin, trying to free himself from Hajjhowe's grasp as the champion rears back, stretching out the back and neck of his challenger to the delight of the crowd. The Maryland Campus is a bit subdued by the boring hold, and Evans slowly starts to feed off of the slight positive reaction he gets after the seemingly endless rest hold. He turns to his side, getting free as Hajj tries to pull him into a headlock. Evans is too strong however, showing his beast nickname is accurate by smashing his elbow into the stomach of Hajjhowe before wrapping an arm around his back. He than proceeds to lift the champion off of the canvas before dropping him onto the mat with a thud. Hajjhowe's body bounces hard before he flops onto his stomach and holds his ribs. The Backdrop has bought Frank time, but is it enough? Johnny: Well a good counter by the PWA newcomer. Donny: It seems Frank Evans has been taking the brunt of the beating and pretty much has had to carry his team here. Johnny: Well what do you expect? Owens is a total loser. Much like the other twenty-three brothers who all disappeared at the same time. Can you say cult? Frank slowly crawls towards his corner, looking to make that ever-important tag to his partner, but Hajj won't let it happen. He sits up and grabs Evan's by his leg before dragging him slowly towards his corner. The Beast rolls onto his stomach and pulls his legs in before kicking Hajjhowe away, sending the soon to be lightweight into his corner with a thud. Hajj arches his spine in pain as he takes a few steps forward before dropping to his knees. Ace looks worried, biting his fingernails as he tries to start a "Hajjhowe" chant. Evans has had too much time however, and dives out to make the "hot" tag to Tyler Owens. Johnny: Business is about to pick up! Owens steps into the ring and Hajj runs at him but eats a big right arm as the Clothesline of Owens sends him flopping onto his back before he rolls up and onto his stomach. Owens keeps his momentum and delivers a stiff MMA style running knee as his limb collides with the skull of Ace, sending him crashing through the ropes as he was trying to enter the ring. Hajj slowly reaches his feet and stumbles around, looking completely loopy after the previous encounter with Owens. The 2nd heeds similar results as Owens reaches out; clamping his hand around the neck of Hajj as the champion instantly grabs his foe by the wrist. Donny: He's getting him ready for the Chokeslam! The Beast manages to get through the ropes as he walks up to both men and grabs Hajjhowe's throat as well, the crowd giving a mixed reaction. Hajjhowe's eyes widen big time before he raises his hands in the air before dropping them forward. His right thumb manages to catch an unsuspecting Tyler Owens in his eye, while Frank Evans suffers a similar fate. Evans stumbles towards Hajjhowe's corner as Ace trips him up before dragging him out of the ring and holding him down with his weight. Hajjhowe already has a plan after his Double Eye Poke as he backs up into a corner and leaps onto the 2nd rope. Owens rubs his face, trying to understand what happened before he turns towards the champion. Hajjhowe sees his opening and leaps off of the middle rope, flying high in the air as he flips forward. While making his travel, Hajj grabs a hold of Tyler Owens neck and violently forces it backwards before driving his opponent head first into the canvas with a neckbreaker! Owen's legs pop up than flop onto the mat as Hajj rolls up to his feet before turning around and falling onto Owens after the I Can't Believe It's Not Cutter. Donny: What a move! The name is catchy too... Johnny: Will it be enough though? One!!! Two!!! |
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| Frank Evans | Mar 2 2006, 11:07 AM Post #7 |
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[ooc. umm Haj it's ryan owens okay not tyler, oh and good luck.] Evans just bairely manages to stop the pin. As he nails an elbo on Hajj. The crowd is cheering but is mixed. One half wants hazard but the other side wants t see the champs revail. As Evans then sees Hajj look into the eyes of Evans but Evans just hits a backfist to the face. While Ryan is trying to recover. but Hajj has Ace walk back into the ring as the two men begn stomping on Ryan. Hajj began raising his hands in the air for a chant as he began to tuant Evans even more. Donny: What's going on here. Johnny: Well you always keep the weaker man in and right no that's Ryan. Donny:Oh well that's how the plan works i guess. Johnny: Um whatever Don. As finnally Evans stays in his corner to watch Ryan get the life beat out of him. Hajj sets Ryan into the turnbuckle and then hits a baseball slide to the face of Ryan. The big man leans over holding his jaw as Hajj then hits a kick to the ribs of Ryan and begins choking him with his foot. the ref begins the choking count.1..2..3..Hajj lets go as he points at Evans and mockes his loss at Pandamoium. as Hajj then begins luaghing Evans is enraged as he hopes Ryan makes a tag. Hajj hooks one of the arms and attempts a suplex but Ryan shoves off and hits a clothesline as Ryan falls over infront of Evans. Ryan is just about to maje a tag when Ace runs out and drops an elbow on the bad arm of Ryan Owens. As Ryan rolls away in pain Hajj then hooks him into a headlock to keep him away from Evans. As Evans then gave a signal to Ryan Evans ran out and began to distract the ref as Ace then ran at Ryan and went for aa clothesline but missed as Ryan puled Hajj up to get the hit. Evans then leaped back into his corner pointing at Ace. As the ref told Ace to leave Evans begins cheering ofr the big man. Ryan is hoked into another head lock by Hajj but is reversed into a spiining kick to the face as Ryan the falls backwards and makes a tag to Evans. Dony: Oh man this is going to be good. Johnny : Hajj if i was you would get your self out of there. As Evans steps in Hajj steps a few feet back shaking his hands and telling Evans it was just a joke. But Evans just began to stomp on Hajj As Ace was half way into the ring Evans hit a knee to the head of Ace sending him to the out side. Evans then looked over at Hajj and smirked Hajj got up and ran at Evans but Evans ducked and then hit a vicious spine buster. As Evans then went for the cover. 1..2... kickout by Hajj as Evans then lifts up Hajj and slams his head into the tunrbuckle. Evans ses the dazed opponent and lifts Hjj up and using a lot of power he hits a somoan drop and then goes for the cover.1..2.. |
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| Thomas Driver | Mar 5 2006, 02:21 PM Post #8 |
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Before the count can be finished , Frank Evans finds his chest pressed into the mat following yet another Running Splash at the hands of Ace. The Beast holds his torso in pain, the air being forced from his lungs enough to sting his chest muscles. Ryan Owens steps into the ring once more, forcing Hajjhowe's biggest fan to the outside. Ace finds himself being chased by Ryan on the outside, while Hajjhowe heads over to Frank Evans and lifts his leg over the champion's head before sitting on the back of the opponent in the Detox. It isn't long before Evans slaps the canvas, the match going to the champions. Ring Announcer: Here are your winners, Hajjhowe and Ace....the SUPER AWESOME BOYS!!! "If I Told You This Was Killing Me Would You Stop?" hits and the Ace heads into the squared circle to give Hajjhowe a hug. Hajj attempts to calm the giant retard down as he squeezes down in celebration. Eventually, he lets the veteran's ribs go and the two leave with their titles. |
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