Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Pojo Wrestling Alliance. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Multi Quote Multi Quote
Locked Topic
Insanity Episode 86; C.A. Arena; East Rutherford, New Jersey
Topic Started: Mar 13 2006, 05:22 PM (320 Views)
Bman
Member Avatar
PWA's God and Gestapo
 *  *  *  *  *  *  *
World Title Match
Showtime © vs Johnny Heathen

Non-Title Match
Hajjhowe vs Sean Blake

Intercontinental Title Match
Tommy Dragon © vs Nathan Hardy

European Title Match
800 Word Limit
Vegeta © vs Jigsaw

Eagle vs Tom Tyco

Best of Three Series
Match One - Regular Rules
Vulture vs. Mike Constine

Julio Guerrera vs Phonie Homie

ALX vs Xstatic

Rex Haraway vs. The Freak

Bobby Guyzacks vs Piccie Smalls

Matt Blaze vs. Jason Sensation

Kai Saibot vs Da Beet

Team Hazard vs London Underground

Massacre Hardcore Battle Royal Preview
Adrienne Chapman vs Kyle Dunham vs Chase Haifen vs Suicidal Saint vs ZeXX
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Bman
Member Avatar
PWA's God and Gestapo
 *  *  *  *  *  *  *
Immediately after the opening credits, we get "treated" to the recurring commercial:

"A MAN IS COMING! A MAN IS COMING! WHO WILL IT BE?!"
Posted Image
The Chronicles of Bman
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
ZeXX
Member Avatar
PWA Wrestler
 *  *  *
In a room full of balloons, ZeXX and a bunch of girls are blowing up blow up dolls for some unknown reason. Suddenly Michael Cole comes into the room wearing a biohazard suit

Cole: ZeXX, you protected your Hardcore-

ZeXX: HaRDcoRe PORn TiTle!!

Cole: Uh, yeah...well tonight is a preview of Massacre Hardcore Battle Royal....

While Cole and ZeXX art talking, a woman infront of ZeXX blows a long balloon, mysteriously the balloon covers ZeXX's privates

Cole:and you'll take on Kyle Dunham

The balloon extends to a foot

ZeXX: zExx likES kYLE!! HaS NicE ASs!!

Cole: Suicidal Saint

The balloon inflates againt up to two feet

ZeXX: Me LIke eMo!! EaSY TO huMP Tem!!

The balloon is now three feet

Cole: Chase Haifen

ZeXX: No-lIKE ChASE!! ZeXx huMPS ChaSE!!

Cole: and Adrienne Chapman, the only woman in this match

The woman blows the balloon to its limit and it explodes

ZeXX: WoMAN in MAtch!?!!!?

Cole: Yeah....

ZeXX: zExx PlAy wiTH HEr!!!!

ZeXX runs out of the room, and heads to...wherever...
Posted Image
The ZeXX ACHieVmenTs!!!!!11111oneoneone!!
2006's best Gimmick
ANY-FED-ALLIANCE Unsanctioned cardboard champion
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Kyle
Member Avatar
PWA Wrestler
 *  *  *
Nirvana music begins, and a clip begins of Kyle standing in the rafters of the Contiental Airlines Arena.

Kyle: Last week I proved I was Pojo material. Last week I proved that I was the best Pojo had to offer. Last week I earned my chance for the Hardcore Battle Royal with one of my most hated enemy...ZeXX.

Kyle shifts position, and lies on his back on the scaffold.

Kyle: I defeated ZeXX... once before... and he also has a win over me... so as Joey Styles and Mike Tennay say... it's a rubber match... and I plan to be the winner of the rubber match.

Kyle puts his arms behind his head, and the camera does an over-head shot as he continues to talk.

Kyle: So let's see... I face Adrianne Chapman, Chase Haifman, the Suicidal Saint, and the Hardcore Champion himself, ZeXX.

Kyle then begins to sit up, and puts his hands on his knees, as Come as You Are continues to cry out through the arena.

Kyle: Four other guys that I have to beat, and I will be in the Hardcore Battle Royal at Massacre... to tell you the truth... the Hardcore Division doesn't deserve someone like Kyle Dunham or the Messiah of Submission Wrestling. Last week I put on two holds that no one had ever seen, and even though it was a complete squash, I still got more pops out of it than the World Championship match it self.

Kyle then gets to his feet and looks down at the crew setting up the ring.

Kyle: So Adrianne, Chase, Saint, and ZeXX, prepare to meet your iminent doom! Because I do not deserve to be in this... thing you call a division... it is disturbing!

Kyle's voice begins to rise and it becomes more passionate.

Kyle: I should be facing the World Champion himself... but no... I have to be facing ZeXX and his crew of other misfits! So prepare, bercause the Messiah is very angry, and when he is angry, he only becomes more dangerous....

Kyle looks at the camera for the first time with a smile, and says...

Kyle: And innovative...

The music stops, Kyle looks up at the ceiling, and he takes a very long breath. He then jumps off the scaffold with his trench coat trailing behind him. When the camera looks down, Kyle is nowhere to be seen.
Posted Image
.::------------------------The Natural Born Kicka | Kyle Dunham-----------------------::.
::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


::Titles::
Currently Holding:
Held:


Overall Record: (Wins | Loss | Draw Or DQ)
0-0-0


In The Way Of Greatness:


Proved To Be A Worthy Opponent:
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Bman
Member Avatar
PWA's God and Gestapo
 *  *  *  *  *  *  *
The weird episode of Insanity continues, as an extremely skinny Bman walks past the camera. Aside from his weight loss, we also notice a very feminine latex body suit on the non-picturesque man. Mean Gene stops him, as he can't recall ever using Mean Gene in a promo and wanted to put some mileage on him.

Mean Gene: Bman! You look like a basketball player or something. Except in latex. And with a whip...

Donny and Johnny pipe in as Bman turns around to walk towards Gene.

Donny: He looks like a dominatrix... What is this... He's been so strange every since he lost the world title.

Johnny: Bman is an... ABOMINATRIX. Owned. It's a play on abomination.

Donny: Abominatr:owned!

Bman stands beside Gene, whip held firmly between both hands.

Mean Gene: Bman, I notice a lot of lost weight. Why? And I notice you are wearing a whole lot of WTF. Why are you dressed like this?

Bman: Gene, Gene, Gene... you've been a naughty boy. I'll go easy on you because I've never told you before, but in my promos... I use the bold in my promos. Bend over, little man. I'll TEACH you...

Bman bends Mean Gene over forcefully, then whips Mean Gene with his whip.

Bman: There's plenty more of that. ...20 dolla!

Mean Gene: Later, off camera. Now, why the sudden weight loss? And why the sudden... mutation?

Bman: More like... evolution. Now we can be in control, Gene. We haven't eaten since my world title loss.

Mean Gene: We?

Namb: Yessss. The preciousss will be oursss, yesss. The PRECIOUSSS...

Mean Gene: Not you again. You stole my damn Danish last week, didn't you?

Namb: Hellz naw boi. We haven't eaten since Bman lost it. Lost... the PRECIOUSSSS. That bitch. Now he's coping with his inferiority by trying to be dominant, superior. And we don't eat because there's only 2 demi-preciousses to win and one of them we need to be light for. And cuz he's depressed n shit.

Bman: It was Tommy Dragon.

Tommy flies out of an equipment box, then runs away. As he distances himself he yells: "K. You aren't my friend anymore. I offered you some danishhhhhhhh"

Mean Gene: This all makes a lot of sense... I heard a rumor that might make this promo less bizarre. Is it true that you know who this "A MAN IS COMING" guy is?

Bman begins shaking.

Bman: Nn...N-n..No...Comment...

H2F walks by, she has 20 dollars in her hand.

Bman: No sry I only liek boys now. I dun dominate lezbens.

H2F keeps walking.

Namb: NexxXxxt topicc.

Bman: This bores the Bmanatrix.

Bman walks off, looking fucking gross in his latex suit and brandishing a whip.
Posted Image
The Chronicles of Bman
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Bman
Member Avatar
PWA's God and Gestapo
 *  *  *  *  *  *  *
We go to our commercial. We can't get a break from Bman tonight on our screens...

"They were criticized"

Guy: Lmfao that fountain sucks. You call yourself a fountainsmith?

Bman: Hellz yeah, I'm the best fountainsmith there is. I make hella nice fountains.

*Fade out*

*Fade in*

"They were discriminized"

Guy: LMFAO u guys are faggots lol river ross, fuk ya. And mario. I bet u'd do mario, homoz

Bman: Stfu u rnt supposed to know! I'm in the closet!

*Fade out*

*Fade in*

"Tobey Maguire got BMANIZED. In bed."

BMAN, the fountainsmith , TOBEY MAGUIRE, the guy that breaks his back due to shoddy fountainsmithery by his boyfriend, with CHRISTOPHER WALKEN as the guy that kills everyone in the end so the writers don't have to make a well thought-out ending!

Heath? Jake?

BMAN. TOBEY.

BROKEBACK FOUNTAIN. In theatres in San Francisco, starts in 2 days.


Posted Image
Posted Image
The Chronicles of Bman
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Alex Giltinane
Member Avatar
PWA Wrestler
 *  *  *
The camera comes on to reveal Alex Giltinane and Krazy Kid standing with Mitchell Cole, the team known as the London Underground have beaming smiles sweeping across their faces as they can’t wait to debut as a tag team.

Cole: Guys tonight you will take on Team Hazard. What are your thoughts?

Alex Giltinane is the first one to pipe up as he quickly addresses the situation.

Giltinane: Mitchell we don’t need to think, Frank Evans has come across Alex Giltinane three times and lost all three. I’m not even thinking about this match, I am already looking passed it and to Massacre when the London Underground vow to win gold, be it in the hardcore battle royale or for the tag team titles it doesn’t matter, because by the end of the night our waists will be about 12lbs heavier. My hardcore reign was short but I vow that the next time I win gold I wont let it go… not again. Tonight the tag team division gets a face-lift.

After Alex had finished talking Mitchell Cole sparks up with his next question.

Cole: Krazy what attracted you to the PWA?

Krazy shuffles a little on the spot, his wet hair resting on his muscular shoulders.

Krazy: The main reason I was attracted to the PWA was because I knew Alex was here, and I knew that we could form the most unstoppable team ever here in the PWA. I also missed wrestling after the demise of the TFW, I tried some Indy feds but I just couldn’t settle, I even considered heading back to the FWA before I got the call from Alex inviting me to attend a PWA show. From then I was hooked on PWA and I can’t wait to entertain these great fans.

Cole scratches his head knowing that this segment needs to last another minute but can’t think of a question. He suddenly begins to pipe up.

Cole: Krazy I thought you were Australian?

Alex and Krazy laugh at Cole’s time wasting comment and leave. Cole breaks out the Arabian shuffle as the camera slowly fades.
New PWA record.
W -L-D
1-0-0
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
P.Y
Member Avatar
Hall of Famer
 *  *  *  *  *  *
::: Cue the scene – A man seated in his office, cell phone attached to the flesh on the side of his head, nattering away at an unknown colleague. This is Vegeta, owner of the Pojo Wrestling Alliance. Obviously the crowd make some sort of positive reaction, but they seem more intrigued by the person on the other line. The boss continues to talk, swivelling on his seat as he continues to radiate his brain with technology. :::

::: VEGETA :::
Well, I’m telling you, this year it’s all gonna work out great for me. It’s … it’s just some sort of inkling I’ve got that’s telling me that this year is gonna be my year.


::: Maybe it’s coincidental that his back faces the entrance to his office, but suddenly a rather loud knock scatters his concentration. He picks the option of continuing his conversation rather than acknowledging someone is there, which, before he can even utter another word from his mouth, another loud knock puts a kink in his attention. A sigh later - :::

::: VEGETA :::
Come in! … Uh, yeah, not you. Anyway … where were we? Ah yeah -


::: It seems the man on the line is more important that the man who enters the room, a body who is not picked up on camera as Vegeta sitting in his office chair, back to the door, still takes up the vast majority of the shot. He continues to talk away, as a hand places what appears to be a letter onto the owner’s desk before simply leaving. The door slams shut anyway. Still on his phone, Vegeta’s patience is obviously beginning to wear thing as he voice raises. :::

::: VEGETA :::
I said “come in” –


::: It’s only then that he turns around in his chair, finding a white envelope upon his desk. The phone in his hand slowly finds itself resting on the desk as the boss picks up the item, turning it over to read his own name written in very neat writing, whether that matters or not. It’s obviously for him, so without any further hesitation the man tears open the envelope to find a piece of paper. Not exactly a letter. There are only a few words on the page, reading – :::

"WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER"


::: The boss pauses, staring at the piece of paper in a rather confused state. Who it is from, he will never know … he expects. Still, it seems to have had a slight effect as he stands ups from his chair, pacing over to the door in a hurry to catch the deliverer. The doors is thrown open, but looking left and right, he finds nobody. Suddenly, he is drawn to his desk as the distorted shouts of “Hello?” ring from his cell phone. In a hurry he darts for his cell - :::

::: VEGETA :::
Hey … sorry about that … I’ll have to call you back, something has just come up.


::: The call ends. The confusion, however, begins. :::
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
ZetaBoards gives you all the tools to create a successful discussion community.
« Previous Topic · Insanity Archives (2005 - 2009) · Next Topic »
Locked Topic