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Topic Started: Mar 13 2006, 05:33 PM (668 Views)
Bman
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Massacre Hardcore Battle Royal Preview
Adrienne Chapman vs Kyle Dunham vs Chase Haifen vs Suicidal Saint vs ZeXX

Hardcore Match
Deadline: Saturday, 7est
Good luck
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Announcer: The following contest is a 4-Man and 1 Woman Hardcore Battle Royal. Introducing first, hailing from Honolulu, Hawaii, "The Angel From Hell" THE SUICIDAL SAINT!!!

Hey you, hey you devils' little sister
Listening to your twisted transistor
Hold it between your legs turn it up, turn it up
The wind is coming through can't get enough


The crowd cheers in excitement for this upcoming match-up. You can tell that they really want some blood to be shed. They want a taste of what will happen at Massacre. They continue to cheer, yet the first entrant doesn't seem as enthusiastic.

A lonely life where no one understands you
But don't give up because the music do
Music Do!


Jonny: Strange, Sui-Sai isn't doing his normal entrance this week.
Donny: And look at what he has with him, it's a Singapore Cane!?
Jonny: I guess he's just being prepared for this Hardcore Battle Royal

Because the music do
And it is reaching inside you, forever preaching
Fuck you too
your scream's a whisper
Hang on you twisted transistor


The Bipolar Luchador continues down the ramp, thinking about the match ahead and stares at the cane he has in his hands, contemplating what will become of it in the match. Will he use it, or will it be used against him.

Hey you, hey you finally you get it
The world ain't fair, eat you if you let it
And as your tears fall on your breast, your dress
Vibrations coming through you're in a mess


Saint gets to the ring and enters inbetween the top two ropes after climbing the steps up to the apron. A million thoughts are going through his mind as he tries to prepare himself for his first ever Hardcore Match, and his first ever Multi-Man Match.

A lone-ly life where no one understands you
But don't give up because the music do
Music do!


Sui-Sai waits patiently in the center of the ring awaiting the entrance of the next competitor.

Because the music do
And it is reaching inside you, forever preaching
Fuck you too
your scream's a whisper
Hang on you twisted transistor


(The music then fades out as the next entrant is announced)

OOC: I have but only one favor.... ZeXX, please don't fuck me
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OOC: YOU WILL BE FUCKED

Come as you are by Nirvana is heard throughout the arena, and the crowd got to their feet.

Then Kyle throws the curtain open, and he is swarmed in cheers.

Come
As you are
As you were
As I want you to be!
As a friend
As a friend
As a known memory!


Take your time
Hurry up
The choice is your
Dont’ be late
Take a rest
As a friend
As a known memory!


Kyle begins to walk down the isle as smoke fills the stage, ramp way, and ring.

Memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah


Kyle rolls into the ring, and climbs onto the turnbuckle.

Come
Doused in mud
Cept in bleach
As I want you to be
As a trend
A a friend
As a known memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah


He spreads his arms apart, his fists in opposite directions. The red gleam shines on Kyle who continues the pose.

And I swear
That I don’t have a gun
No I don’t have a gun
No I don’t have a gun

Memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah {don’t have a gun}

And I swear
That I don’t have a gun
No I don’t have a gun
No I don’t have a gun
No I don’t have a gun
No I don’t have a gun

{memory ah}
{memory ah}


Kyle then hops off the ropes as the music begins to slow down, and he leans against a turnbuckle with a mic in hand.


Kyle: Finally it is time for my match against the misfits of Pojo Wrestling Alliance. Finally it is time for me to once again to prove to the Pojo management, *Voice Rises* that I do NOT belong in the Hardcore Division! *Voice calms down* ZeXX, Adrianne, Saint, Chase... prepare to lose...

Kyle throws the mic across the ring, and slides down into a sitting position against the turnbuckles as he awaits the next entrants.
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::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


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Currently Holding:
Held:


Overall Record: (Wins | Loss | Draw Or DQ)
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Proved To Be A Worthy Opponent:
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Sorry about this guys, my bad, I should have done it immediately. I'm going to enter everyone so you guys can get this show on the road and no doubt put on a good multi-man match. Waiting for all entrances could/would take a while. Good luck guys, have fun.

In RP:

After that entrance, we go to commercial. After the commercial, we come back to everyone in the ring, already having entered.

The referee rings the bell to this preview of the most out-of-control hardcore match that comes annually with every Massacre.

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Kyle goes right after ZeXX with a clothesline, and the match begins! Everyone is looking at Kyle and ZeXX fighting and scrambling on the ground, and then Adrianne and Saint join the scramble as well!

Johnny: Looks like they are all after ZeXX!

Donny: I guess so!

ZeXX rolled away out of the ring, using the ring apron for support to try and catch his breath. But when ZeXX turned around, Kyle was their to hit him with a small fan he got from the announce table!

Johnny: HEY! That was mine!

Donny: I don't know what you're talking about! It's cold in here!

Johnny: Well you're from California! So shut up!

Adrianne, Saint, and Chase were battling inside, while Kyle and ZeXX continued outside. When ZeXX turned around, Kyle hit him with a clothesline, sending him and ZeXX over the guard rail!

Crowd: ECW ECW ECW!

Kyle began battling with ZeXX in the crowd while the guys inside continued. The camera kept switching back and forth, and when it found Kyle and ZeXX, Kyle had smashed a chair over ZeXX's head! ZeXX gave a girl a chair back, and patted her on the shoulder. Kyle then kicked the crawling ZeXX around, and chased after him. They were now at the wall that seperated the floor seats from the bleachers, and Kyle had thrown him against the wall!

Johnny: This is getting bad!!

Donny: THIS IS GETTING GREAT!

Kyle turned around to taunt, but when Kyle turned back, Kyle found ZeXX humping the wall!

Johnny: GOD! Does he always hump things in his matches?

Donny: He's ZeXX... of course he does!

But Kyle nailed the back of ZeXX's head and upper back with a running Yakuza Kick, and Kyle began to carry ZeXX back to the ring area, where Adrianne had just smashed a chair over Saint's head.
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::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


::Titles::
Currently Holding:
Held:


Overall Record: (Wins | Loss | Draw Or DQ)
0-0-0


In The Way Of Greatness:


Proved To Be A Worthy Opponent:
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Chase Haifen
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With the uncontrolable mayhem throughout the ring Chase climbs to his feet slowly. He glances around, Kyle dragging Zexx to the ring...Adrianne and the Sui Sai exchanging blows. Chase scans the ring for weapons, he notcies a baking tray lying on the apron. He knee's down and grabs it quickly. He holds the tray with a tight grip and runs over to Adrianne, Adrianne had just knocked down Saint with a strong right hand, but is suddenly taking down with a hard shot from the baking tray. Chase begins to lay in stomps on the Adrianne, although his beat down is soon finished with a chair shot from saint. Chase beckons and tumbles to the canvas. by this time Kyle has just slammed down Zexx with a spinebuster and hooks the leg. The referee runs over and slams down his hand, "One", he raises his arm again. All of a sudden Sui Saint and Adrianne run over and begin kicking Kyle. Kyle attempts to fight the two young superstars off, at one last boost of strength Kyle jumps to his feet and deals an explosive double arm clothesline tacking both Sui Saint and Adrianne. Kyle looks around for his next victim, he notices Chase. Chase pulling himself to his feet is unaware of the 235 pounds, The Messiah of Submission Wrestling stalking him. Chase runs around to be met with a running yakuza kick, the kick strikes Chase in the upper torso, causing him to fall over the top rope, land him hard on the matt outside. Kyle raises both of his arms and grins. He turns around and suddenly notices ZeXX, Sui Saint and Adrianne running towards him. The three young men manage to tackle Kyle, sending him over the ropes, landing on top of the two time hardcore champion, Chase.

Back in the ring Zexx takes the advantage by striking both Sui Sai and Adrianne with a double DDT. Both men hit the canvas hard as, Zexx hopes to his feet and cheers.

(ooc: sorry guys, i might not be able to put much RP's in to the match this week, but ill try)
Wins | Looses | Draws: 22 | 16 | 0

PWA Hardcore Champion (x4)
SWF Television Champion (x1)
EWA International Champion (x1)
LWA Intercontinental Champion (x1)
FWF United States Champion (x1)
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Johnny: Uh oh guys... I think ZeXX is horny...

Donny: When is he not horny?!!

ZeXX gets up and smacks Sui Sai's ass and runs around the ring as Sai chases him.

Johnny: This is like a freaking circus!!

Donny: What circuses do you go to?

When ZeXX turned the corner though, Kyle was there to hit him with a Cradle Kick, and Kyle sprang off the ropes to deliver a jumping knee drop right to his throat. Kyle and his knee remained on ZeXX's throat, as Kyle celebrated. Kyle then got off of ZeXX, but Kyle was jumped from behind by Adrianne! Adrianne sent Kyle to the outside, and when Kyle got back up, Adrianne nailed him with a baseball slide! Adrianne followed Kyle who was retreating up the ramp, and when Adrianne began to chase him, Kyle lowered his head, and back body dropped him on the steel! Kyle then covered, and one of the many refs counted 1..2.. Kickout! Kyle abandonned Adrianne as he held his back, and returned to the ring. But Sai wasn't pleased to see him, and hit him with a drop kick which sent him back to the outside. When Kyle looked up, Sai springboarded to the outside, and crashed ontop of him!

Sai: YEAH!!

Back in the ring, Chase and ZeXX were battling in the corner, and Chase hit him with a Superplex! When Chase got up, he wasn't expecting the spring boarding Sai who dropkicked Chase to the outside. But when Sai turned around, Kyle hit him with the infamous Yakuza Kick!

Johnny: OH! IT IS OVER NOW!

Kyle then looked around the arena, and taunted. He then grabbed Chase's legs, and began the Modified Sharpshooter, and applied the Kyle Clutch where he pushed his leg into Chase's abdomen, while pulling on his arms!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

But then ZeXX slid into the ring, hit Chase's exposed head, and then hit the exposed knee of Kyle.

Johnny: OH MY GOD! Kyle has a history of knee problems!!

Donny: This isn't looking very good for the Messiah!

Kyle was rolling on the outside holding his knee, and then Sai appeared to knock the chair out of ZeXX's hands!

Sai: HUH?!!

Crowd: YEAH!!

Sai then nailed ZeXX repeatedly over the head with the steel chair, but then Adrianne showed up to stop him!
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::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


::Titles::
Currently Holding:
Held:


Overall Record: (Wins | Loss | Draw Or DQ)
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In The Way Of Greatness:


Proved To Be A Worthy Opponent:
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Johnny: Adrianne! Adrianne!

Donny: Adrianne has just clobbered ZeXX over the head with a bottle of licker!

Johnny: what a waste of quailty booze!

ZeXX rubs his eyes harshly, Adrianne stares at ZeXX awaiting to strike. ZeXX opens his eyes and suddenly notices Chapman scooping him up and throwing him down hard into a strong scoop slam. ZeXX lies motionless on the canvas, Adrianne kneels down and hooks the leg. One of the referee's runs over, dives onto his stomach and slams down his palm yelling 'One!', 'Two', the referee suddenly stops the count as Kyle slams down a big boot onto Adrianne's back. Kyle pulls Adrianne up by the neck and locks in a sleeper hold. Kyle leans his knee into Adrianne's ajusting the sleeper hold into a stronger submission. Adrianne Chapman tries to reach the ropes until he notices the suicidal saint soaring through the air, Sui Sai connects a massive missile dropkick from the ropes striking both Adrianne and Kyle. Both men tumble over and Saint decides to lie across both men...

Johnny: a double pinfall!?

Donny: Hmmm Cocky!

Johnny: But on the turnbuckles!!

What the Suicidal Saint doesn't notice is that Chase Haifen is on the far right turn buckle and the horny luchadore is on the opposite turnbuckle. The referee meanwhile counts 'one', suddenly both Chase and ZeXX dive from the ropes, ZeXX manages to land a moonsault on both Kyle and Sui Saint, whislt Chase lands a swanton dive on top of Sui Saint and Adrianne. The crowd explodes into cheers. The referee stops the count and backway from the five man pile up. Chase slides outside the ring and throws up the apron cover. He drags out a table. Chase lifts it up and slides it into the ring. Whilst in the ring ZeXX is kick ass back and forth until he notices the table being slung in. ZeXX dropkicks Chase from climbing in the ring, ZeXX takes the table himself and sets it up. He glances down and decides to slide Sui Saint on top of the table. ZeXX suddenly runs to the ropes, jumps, lands on the middle rope which caterpults him backwards into preforming a asai moonsault from the ropes landing on top of Saint, smashing the table sending both men to the canvas.
Wins | Looses | Draws: 22 | 16 | 0

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SWF Television Champion (x1)
EWA International Champion (x1)
LWA Intercontinental Champion (x1)
FWF United States Champion (x1)
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The Suicidal Saint is laid out in the ring from that aerial move by ZeXX. Chase is getting an advantage over Kyle and Adrienne, beating on both of them. ZeXX goes for the pin on Sui-Sai...

1...2...Kickout!

Chase notices that ZeXX nearly got a win and decides he better focus his attention on him. Chase runs over and delivers a high knee to ZeXX as he attempts to stand up after the failed pin attempt. This sends ZeXX flying backwards and he falls between the second and bottom ropes, and Chase goes after him. Kyle and Adrienne then decide to make a temporary tag team in order to further themselves, and they focus on the weakened Suicidal Saint. They lift him off the canvas and Irish Whip him into the ropes with a lot of momentum, and he rebounds off of the ropes with even more velocity, and then Chapman and Kyle deliver a Double Elbow Shot to the head of "The Angel From Hell".

On the outside ZeXX has gained an advantage and is taking Haifen to school. Seriously, he has gotten a small chalkboard out from under the ring (you can find anything under there) and has smacked Chase in the head with it multiple times before it broke. ZeXX then Irish Whips Chase into one of the ringposts. Chase screams in agony as the pain ripples through his shoulder. ZeXX doesn't let up, and he then takes Haifen's head and slams it into the ring steps. A sickening thud is heard throughout the arena as Chase's head bounces off the steel. When flesh meets steel, steel always wins. ZeXX continues his attack on Chase as the camera goes back to what is going on in the ring.

Adrienne and Kyle are still punishing Saint. They have teamed up and each of them has one of Saints legs in a Boston Crab submission. Saint claws and scratches his way to the ropes in a desperate attempt to escape the torment of the two young stars. Sui-Sai reaches the ropes and the two release the hold. They run to the other side of the ring, possibly another double-team maneuver but The Suicidal Saint is able to counter whatever it is they were going to try with a Double Dropkick.

Adrienne rolls out of the ring, but it just so happens that she rolled out on the side where Chase and ZeXX are located. ZeXX getting that unresistable urge once again and runs after Adrienne in an attempt to get his freak on with her. She runs away from him as fast as she can while the crowd chants "ZeXX is gonna fuck you". She runs into the crowd as ZeXX and a referee follow.

Still in the ring, Saint has taken control of Kyle. As Kyle got up from the dropkick "The Bipolar Luchador" wrapped his arm around Kyles head. Saint then pulled back and hooked an arm thus correctly applying the Dragon Sleeper technique. Kyles free arm flails around trying to find anything to grab on to.

Chase, who has now regained his composure from the beating he took from "The Horny Luchador", grabs a chair and brings it into the ring. Saint sees him coming and when Chase raises the chair up to his head, Saint jumps sideways into the air, kicks the chair into Haifen's head, then does a spin before connecting with a Reverse DDT onto Kyle.

Jonny: Who will have the advantage when we come back, stay tuned and find out.

(OOC: Whew, that took a lot of imagination. I'm gonna go lie down)
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Kyle struggled to get up, but the crowd's attention was now on ZeXX!!!

Johnny: No... oh God please no...

ZeXX: ME SO HORNY!!

ZeXX then sent Adrianne into the corner, and then sent Chase into the corner as well! ZeXX then went over, and put his back to Chase's stomach!

Johnny: He's doing the But Secks!!

Donny: OH MY GOD! I NEED A THROW UP BUCKET!!

ZeXX was using his ass as a weapon, in Andre The Giant fashion, and finally Sai was able to stop ZeXX with a clothesline. When ZeXX got up, Sai lifted up ZeXX in a stalling suplex position!

Johnny: Damn, how long has he had him up there?

Donny: Must be around 15 seconds or so.

But when Sai began to turn around, Kyle grabbed Sai by the shoulder, and nailed a Modified STO, and in the result, Sai nailed a Gordbuster onto ZeXX, and ZeXX went flying to the outside!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Kyle then got up, and began to jump up and down to get the crowd buzzing. And Kyle sprang off the ropes to nail a Corkscrew Tope to the outside and onto ZeXX!

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!!

But when Kyle and ZeXX got up, both Adrianne and Chase had dived out ontop of them! And finally when all of them were up, Sai hit a Shawn Michaels-Like Moonsault to the outside on all of the men. The THIS IS AWESOME chant got even louder, and you couldn't hear Johnny or Donny.
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::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


::Titles::
Currently Holding:
Held:


Overall Record: (Wins | Loss | Draw Or DQ)
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In The Way Of Greatness:


Proved To Be A Worthy Opponent:
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(OoC: Chase, Adrianne is a girl)

While Chase, Kyle and Sui Sai lay on the mat on, ZeXX see's the fallen Adrianne and crawls to her, HER see's the Horny Luchadore and runs away, resulting with ZeXX chasing Adrianne into the crowd, while the referee is fallowing. Kyle is able to get up and see's ZeXX chase after Adrianne, in which he fallows presute They make it to the food stand when ZeXX jumps onto her!!!

Johnny: Oh Boy

Donny: Here we go!

ZeXX begins to rub his crotch in the Hawaii's Hottest's back, but Adrianne turns around and pushes the horny Luchadore off. She is handed a chair and bashes the pervert's head then DDTs him onto it. She pins

1

2

Kyle kicks Chapman off ZeXX


Kyle: He's mine you stupid broad!!

Meanwhile in the ring, Sui Sai and Chase are trying duel with chairs, block each others shot. Chase swings at Sui Sai then hits a smashmouth (throws an open chair) out of nowhere. Sui Sai tumbles to the ground as Chase covers. There is no ref to count! Chase smiles. He turns Sui Sai onto his stomach, where the bipolor luchadore's face is on the chair, than grabs both his arms and lifts him up. Sui Sai's face is lifted up then slammed down by a nasty curb stomp from Chase, onto cold steel. Chase runs out of the ring

Johnny: Where is he going!?

Donny: Where do you think, where the ref is!!

Meanwhile, Kyle whips Adrianne into the concession stand so hard, that the female wrestler flips over the counter and into the concession stand. He walks over to the concession and reeches for H.E.R. but recieves a blast of Pepsi in the eyes

Johnny: Pepsi will melt anything

Donny: Especially the Messiah of Submission Wrestling!!

Kyle grabs his eyes as Adrianne climbs onto the concession table and hits a matslam on the counter with Kyle's face. She flips back into the employees side of the counter as Kyle is knocked out. She climbs onto the counter and goes for elbow drop but suddenly something flys at her

Johnny: IT's....

Donny:....A......

Adrianne looks at what hit her and screams

Johnny+Donny: DILDO!!!!

Adrianne throws the dildo out of her hands but doesn't expect the other 20 dildos and potatoes that rain on her. ZeXX runs behind the counter and pulls her out, "accidently" slamming her head into the wall suddnely he see's Chase pinning Kyle

2.......

Thinking quick, ZeXX lifts Adrianne onto her back and DVDs her onto Chase who is on Kyle!!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!!

ZeXX lays onto Adrianne and begins to rub himself onto her. He doesn't even a 1 when suddenly Sui Sai hits the half nelson and hits the Split Desision!!
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The Suicidal Saint then goes for a cover

1...2...And a breakup by Chase and Kyle. Chase then goes to work on Saint's back with some forearm shots. Kyle takes ZeXX and applies an armbar. Adrienne gets up from the Death Valley Driver she recieved and kicks Kyle and ZeXX while they are on the ground, not only breaking up the submission, but also dealing some damage as well. Chase is now delivering right punches to The Suicidal Saints face. Then Adrienne runs and jumps on his back with a Sleeper Hold. She is trying to apply her finisher, the rear naked choke, but Haifen isn't going down to the floor yet. ZeXX has recovered from the kicks Chapman has given him and sees her on Chase's back. Horny thoughts go through ZeXX's mind and he decides to jump on Adrienne's back and then proceeds to dry hump her. Chase falls forward with Chapman on his back and then ZeXX on her back. It's the weirdest Manage e troi ever conceived by a man. Yet ZeXX is having the time of his life.

While ZeXX has his fun with the two, Kyle and The Suicidal Saint then start duking it out. Kyle gets the upper hand at first with a Headbutt. Saint, then recovers from this with a High Knee to Kyle's abdominal region. Kyle then bends over, clutching his gut, for it is writhing in pain, and turns around trying to get away from the Suicidal Saint. He turns around to look at Saint and ends up recieving a Belly to Belly Suplex. Saint then hops up onto the tallest structure he can find, which just so happens to be a hotdog cart. Saint then does a 450 Splash off of it. Even though they are now in the back area, they can still hear the fans chanting "That Was Awesome". That is why The Suicidal Saint is "The Master of Flips and Twists". He would have done his 630 but it wouldn't have been very smart since, if he would have missed, he would have broken his back. He goes for a pin...

1...2... ZeXX from out of nowhere!

ZeXX has gotten gotten his fill out of Adrienne Chapman... for now... and has returned his focus to the match. ZeXX kicks Saint in the head a few times before picking him up off of the ground and grabbing him from behind. He does a gyration with his hips before executing a Belly to Back Suplex. Saints head cracks against the cold, hard, floor with a sickening sound. Chapman and Haifen also come to where the others are. Haifen does a standing Knee Drop to Kyle, who is still laid out from the 450. Adrienne then gives ZeXX a Slap from the humilition he put her through. Adrienne then takes the disoriented ZeXX by the back of his head and takes him somewhere. Chase then lifts Kyle off of the ground and follows Adrienne. The Suicidal Saint slowly reclaims his vertical base and follows suit.

Adrienne, ZeXX, Chase, Kyle, and The Suicidal Saint all return to the arena. They all come down the stage once more, Adrienne with ZeXX, Chase with Kyle and Saint bringing up the rear. Adrienne and ZeXX get into the ring and she takes him to a corner and slams his head into the turnbuckle repeatedly. Chase sets Kyle up next to the ring steps and does a Face Wash with Kyle's face and the steel. Saint takes a completely different approach and grabs the Singapore Cane he brought to the ring. He goes into the ring and delivers a vicious shot to Chapman's back. he then levels ZeXX with a shot to the head. He then spots Chase, who is taunting the crowd. Saint throws the Cane to the mat and runs toward the ropes. He turns at the last second and does a backflip over the top rope and lands with a Moonsault on Haifen. The crowd then chants the famous "Holy Shit" chant.

Now all the competitors are laid out, who will rise to their feet first?

OOC: This is becoming a really impressive match, good luck to everyone.

Edit: Bolding words.
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the five wrestlers slowly begin to stir as the referee makes the count, reaching three, Kyle climbs to his feet. Sui Saint and Chase both climb to their feet and both of them go over and collect Adrianne and ZeXX. Haifen whips Zexx, but holding on Chase pulls ZeXX back throwing him up into a belly to belly suplex. Chase slides into the and notices Sui Saint following.

Chase sprints over to Sui Saint and nails him with a strong dropkick directly to the chest. The suicidal saint falls backwards onto the turnbuckles. Chase leaps up onto the second turnbuckle, facing SS. The former hardcore champion places both of his feet onto Saint’s thighs and suddenly rolls backwards, suicidal saint is sent flying forward and crashing down beside some broken table debree. Chase hop’s up to his feet, but suddenly knocked into next week with a strong clothesline from Kyle. Chase folders over and hits the canvas hard. Kyle quickly snapmares Adrianne, then delivering elbow drop onto Ad’s chest. Kyle gets up to his feet and quickly tackles Saint and beings to throw a couple hard punches in his direction. Kyle, looking unstoppable stands up, glances around at the mayhem he’s caused, but out of nowhere ZeXX springs across the ring striking Kyle across the head with the hardcore title. Kyle falls back on top the ropes, but both Chase and Sui Saint had quickly pulled down the top rope, causing Kyle to fall out of the ring, hitting the mat’s outside. The remaining four wrestlers stare at each other, Sui Saint quickly tackles the hardcore champion, Sui Saint grabs a piece of wood from the broken table and shatters it over Chase. Chase rolls out of the ring, grasping his head. He checks for blood, none. He kneels down and looks under the apron, he sticks his right arm under and scrambles about until he removes his arm from under the ring producing a lead pipe. Chase stands up and suddenly notices Kyle running towards him, Chase defends himself with a strong pipe shot, striking Kyle in the knee!
Wins | Looses | Draws: 22 | 16 | 0

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SWF Television Champion (x1)
EWA International Champion (x1)
LWA Intercontinental Champion (x1)
FWF United States Champion (x1)
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(OOC: I don't think she is even active anyways, so it doesn't matter.)

Kyle is now screaming in agony from the strikes to his knee.

Kyle: AW FUCK!

Johnny: I don't think Kyle's knee is alright. I think something is seriously wrong.

Donny: He can battle through it. I've seen him battle through worse injuries than this.

But Chase didn't stop, he continued to strike Kyle in the knee with the pipe, and each time Kyle let out a horrible scream. In the most unlikely-Kyle fashion, Kyle pleads Chase to stop hitting him with the pipe, and when Chase raises it to hit his knee once again, someone stops the pipe!

Johnny: What is ZeXX doing?!

Donny: He's stopping Chase!!

ZeXX: DON'T HURT MY BOY FRIEND!!

Johnny, Donny, Kyle, Chase, and Sai: BOY FRIEND?!!!!

ZeXX then gives Chase a low blow, and springboards off to nail the ZeXX Drive!!

Johnny: ZeXX covers, 1..2..Aw... Sai broke it up!

Donny: What in the hell did he say?!!

ZeXX helps Kyle to his feet, and ZeXX pats Kyle on the back. ZeXX and Kyle then begin to battle chase, with punches, and finally they nail a double suplex!

Donny: AW! This isn't fair!

Johnny: Shut up Don!

When Chase got up, ZeXX powerslammed Chase to the mat, and told Kyle to put him in a leg submission. Kyle then put his leg through Chase's legs, and locked on the Sharpshooter!!

Johnny: SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER!!

Donny: Wait, ZeXX is climbing up top!

ZeXX then dived off the ropes, but Kyle pulled him and Chase out of the way, making ZeXX's face and body crash into the mat.

Johnny: OH! He double crossed him!

Donny: HAHA! Kyle is back!

Chase's head was bobbing up and down and side to side as Kyle leaned back to add presure to the Sharpshooter.

Kyle: TAP! I said tap bitch!

Johnny: I think Kyle might have been playing posumn the entire time!!

Donny: Wouldn't surprise me. I mean he's standing without a problem now.

Chase's hand hit the mat once, and when it was about to hit the mat twice, ZeXX sprang off the ropes and dropkicked Kyle right in the face!!

Kyle fell off of Chase, and Chase rolled away. Kyle tried to crawl away from ZeXX, but ZeXX got ontop of Kyle, and began to ride him like a horse!!

Johnny: ZeXX is riding Kyle Dunham!

Donny: This is disgusting!

Kyle tried to get out of the ring, but when he did, ZeXX grabbed the head of Kyle, and put him in a Rear Naked Choke!

Donny: This is it, Kyle will tap out!!

Johnny: Don he never has, and I don't think he ever will.

And he was right. Kyle did not tap out, infact Adrianne broke it up, when she nailed a Guillatine Leg Drop ontop of Kyle and ZeXX, to break the submission. Adrianne picked up ZeXX, and nailed a spring board huracanrana!

Johnny: I think Adrianne is getting pumped up!

Donny: Hey wait! OH MY GOD! Chase just hit her in the back with a chair!!

Chase covered, but Sai broke it up with a desperation elbow drop. Kyle rolled out of the ring, as Chase and Sai continued to battle. Kyle went under the ring, and when he returned, he had a bundle of barbed wire.

Crowd: ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW!

Johnny: Oh... now come on...

Donny: No disqualification! No disqualification! No disqualification! It's all legal!!

Johnny: I thought this kid was afraid of sharp objects!

Donny: Where did you hear that?

Johnny: Unlike you, I interview the wrestlers, and he told me the worst part about being in the Hardcore Division is the sharp objects.

Donny: Well I guess it is time to face his fears!!

When Kyle got into the ring, Chase, Sai, and ZeXX ran out of the ring, and it was only Kyle, the ref, and Adrianne!

Johnny: NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT KYLE!!

Kyle began to go after Adrianne with a strand of barbed wire, and when Kyle got to her, she low blowed him!!

Donny: Oh thank god!!

But it wasn't Adrianne to feel the barbed wire, it was Kyle! Using her strength, she piledrived Kyle right onto the bundle he brought into the ring, and when the camera zoomed into his face, he was bleeding buckets.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Adrianne kicked the barbed wire bundle out of the ring, and covered Kyle, but all three men were there to break up the pin.

Crowd: This is awesome! This is awesome! This is Awesome!

Johnny: It amazes me that three of the bravest men in PWA, ran out of the ring at the sight of the barbed wire, but a defenseless woman remained in the ring, to not only face the barbed wire, but use it to her advantage.

Donny: Jee, who's sexus?

Johnny: Sexus?! Don, that's not what I'm getting at you fool!

Donny: Oh well, I'm just glad the barbed wire is out of the ring!!

But it would come into play later, and Kyle was once again the one to feel its wrath. Only a minutes before the huge bump, ZeXX and Sai set a table up on the outside, and Chase made sure to make it even more dangerous, but wrapping strands of barbed wire around it. And when Kyle finally got up from a huge Top Rope Fisherman Suplex, Kyle was backdropped to the outside and onto the table by ZeXX and Chase. Kyle crashed through the table, and he rolled off in agony, holding his back and squirming on the ground.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Johnny: For God's sake! Get the barbed wire out of the damn match!

Donny: Please! Stop the match!

Two of the refs went to check on Kyle, but when they asked him to continue, Kyle decked both of them, to return to the ring, to continue the fight.

When Kyle rolled into the ring, all four of the combatants backed up, and looked at him in an amazed and disbeliefed way.

Kyle: COME ON! YOU SON OF A BITCHES!!

Kyle then punched left and right as all of the combatants came at him. Kyle then hit each one with a drop kick. When ZeXX got up, Kyle hit him with a Manhattan Drop, and a Yakuza Kick!

Johnny: Kyle covers! 1..2...Aw broken up by Chase!!

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

Donny: Listen to the crowd ladies and gentlemen who are just tuning in... if you missed any of the previous action... you have truley missed something truley incredible.

Johnny: And you do not hear that from Donny very much ladies and gentlemen.
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::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


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Overall Record: (Wins | Loss | Draw Or DQ)
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OOC: Yeah, really smart there Chase... That is why there are profile and joining sections.

Chase then starts to beat up on Kyle. Chase gives him multiple rights to the forehead, Kyle unable to raise his arms because he is so weak. Chase then gets tired of just relentlessly hitting him so he takes one of Kyle's legs and applies his Single Leg Boston Crab . Kyle is next to the ropes, and the referee calls for Haifen to break it but he holds it in just to torture Kyle.

"The Bipolar Luchador" and "The Horny Luchador" then walk over to Adrienne Chapman, both thinking alike in wanting to double team her. Each takes one of her arms, places it behind their heads and grabs a handful of tights. They lift her up and hold her there for a good 10 seconds before following through with a huge Double Delayed Suplex. Chapman's face is all you need to describe the move. The sheer look on her face describes her physical agony, her back suffering from the devestating maneuver. ZeXX and Sui-Sai's partnership ends here as they begin to deliver left and rights to each other. ZeXX gets the upper hand and then Irish Whips Saint into the ropes. When he comes back, ZeXX uses his butt as a weapon and rear-ends Saint in the gut. Saint bends over clutching his abdomen which gives ZeXX an opportunity. ZeXX places Saints head between his legs. Instead of doing a powerful move on "Hell's Angel", he keeps Saints head there for a few seconds. Then ZeXX looks as to finally attempt a move, then Chase returns, finally ending the submission he had on Kyle, (who was so badly hurt by the torture Chase gave him, he fell to the outside to get some relief), and delivers a stiff forearm to the back of ZeXX's head. Saint stands straight up again and sees ZeXX keeled over. Saint then lifts ZeXX up by grabbing one of ZeXX's legs and lifts him up. Saint reaches with his right arm behind himself and takes ahold of ZeXX's head. The Sui-Sai then executes one of his most damaging techniques... Seeing Double (Belly to Back Over the Shoulder Piledriver). Chase doesn't allow Saint to go for a cover. He stiff kicks Saint in the midsection. He does this a few more times before Saint rolls out of the ring. Chase goes for a cover...

1...2...Adrienne breaks up the count!

Adrienne delivers a couple of rights to Chase as they return to their feet. Then she gives him one good kick to the groin area. Chase screams from the cheap shot. Only he is screaming a few notes higher than normal. Adrienne tries a Small Package...

1...2...ZeXX with the save!

ZeXX is still a little woozy from the attack from The Suicidal Saint, but still knows a pin when he sees one. Kyle has now crawled his way back into the ring, limping, but still trying to win the contest. He battles ZeXX and Irish Whips him to the ropes. Saint just so happes to be on that side and he pulls the ropes down, and out of the ring ZeXX goes. Saint then pulls out a trash can lid and smacks ZeXX in the head with it when he tries to get up.

Still in the ring, Chase has taken control of Adrienne and has placed her in a corner. Chase and Kyle try a double team move. Kyle Irish Whips Chase who counters and Irish Whips Kyle into Adrienne. Chase follows up with a vicious clothesline Adrienne sits down in the corner. With the only female in the match taken out temporarily, Kyle and Chase's partnership ceases and they start to fight one another. Kyle is able to connect with a Dropkick to Haifen. Kyle, being the Messiah of Submissions and all, proceeds to lock in a Figure Four Leg Lock on Chase. Haifen goes ape shit, trying to fight the pain that is now surging in his legs.

Back on the outside Saint has maintained control over ZeXX, and has now thrown him into the steps. ZeXX is then thrown back into the ring. Adrienne is starting to stir and finds herself making up to ZeXX's face in her downstairs region. She gets up faster than lightning and ZeXX also rises, but slowly with a big smile on his face. He just took a beating but his destination was extraordinary. Adrienne Slaps him harder than any punch one of the guys in the match could have ever thrown. ZeXX's head nearly falls off, but Adrienne takes it, places it under her arm and executes a DDT.

Saint comes back into the ring after finding a stop sign under the ring. He takes it and slams it against Kyles head, finally breaking up the Leg Lock. Suprising that Chase was able to hold out for so long and he rolls out of the ring for being completely devestated from the submission and lays on the padding on the outside barely moving at all. Saint takes a few steps back and then does a Standing Shooting Star Press onto the stop sign onto Kyle. He goes for the pinfall...

1...2...Adrienne interupting once again...

OOC: Someone elses turn, my arms are sore.

Edit: I hope this matches up now.
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(OOC: It's okay Sai. Sorry, I'm a fast typer lol.)

Kyle: ARE YOU READY?!!

Kyle steped through ZeXX's legs, and began the Nagata Lock, but was clotheslined by Adrianne which broke it up.

Johnny: Finally Kyle's surge of offense is stopped.

Donny: That was amazing though!

Sai sprang off the ropes, and ducked the clothesline by Adrianne, and springboarded and hit a Spring Board Tornado DDT onto Adrianne! He covered, 1..2..Broken up by ZeXX.

Johnny: I have never seen a Spring Board Tornado DDT.

Donny: Neither have I. Everyone is pulling out everything from their books to try and get the win!

Kyle crawled back in, and when trying to hit a dropkick, Chase caught him and locked him in a Boston Crab!

Johnny: Oh a Boston Crab! I love this hold!

Donny: It maybe over for Kyle!!

But Adrianne was able to break it up, and Kyle rolled away. Sai chased him however, and sat him on the top turnbuckle. Sai climbed up with him, and now they were both on the top rope. Sai was trying to bring him down with an over the head suplex, but from out of nowhere, Adrianne delivered a low blow to Sai! Sai tumbled down to the second rope, but Kyle picked him back up to the top. Kyle then caught Sai in a bear hug position, and threw him over his head, and Sai crashed through the announce table on the outside!!!

Johnny: *Muffled* OH MY GOD!!

Donny: I think we are losing contact!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Everyone who was in the match, the crowd, the announcers, and the refs were silent and motionless as they looked to the outside at the wreckage of the announce table, and the barely moving body of the Suicidal Saint.

Kyle, clearly exhausted, fell off the turnbuckle and crashed to the mat.
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.::------------------------The Natural Born Kicka | Kyle Dunham-----------------------::.
::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


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The Suicidal Saint is completely decimated on the outside, his carcas laying on the floor, not moving at all, the announcers trying to see if he is even alive.

Kyle is then pinned by Adrienne who has taken advantage over his exhaustion.

1...2... ZeXX with the save.

ZeXX then feeling horny again, starts humping Adrienne Champman once again, the crowd chanting "ZeXX is gonna fuck you". Chase then tries to take advantage of the exhausted Kyle...

1...2...Kickout! Too much time, Kyle has enough strength to kickout.

Chase lifts Kyle off the canvas and makes sure he can stand before... A Roundhouse Kick to the Head! Kyle goes back down and Haifen goes for another pin...

1...2...2 and a half before ZeXX once again makes the save by pulling Chase out of the ring. ZeXX, wanting to experiment with different people starts humping Chase immediately. Adrienne gets as far away from ZeXX as she can and goes into the ring. She gets up onto the top rope and goes for a Moonsault, and just like Kurt Angle, she misses because Kyle has rolled out of the way.

On the out side, ZeXX has now gotten a rope from under the ring and tied it around Chase's neck. ZeXX is now riding Chase like a horse, or more like a gimp. ZeXX slaps Chase's ass repeatedly, and Chase only crawls around faster. The crowd can only laugh from this humiliation being bestowed onto Haifen.

Saint's finger twitches... he is alive!

Back in the ring, Kyle has now placed Adrienne in a Sleeper Hold. Her arm reaching toward the ropes. She sees that that isn't getting her anywhere so she tries to stand. She gets to a knee and is able to shove Kyle toward the ropes. He rebounds only to give her a High Knee to the face. He goes for a submission attempt. He takes one of his legs and puts it inbetween her legs, once again applying the Sharpshooter. She screams in agony. She is trying to get to the ropes but to no avail. Lucky for her, Chase has crawled his way up the steps and into the ring. ZeXX hops off of his love slave and kicks Kyle in the face. Kyle goes down, once again with a possibility of a broken bone, only this time it is his jaw, not his knee. Chase takes the rope from around his neck and places it around Adrienne's neck. He then continues to choke the life out of her.

Sui-Sai's foot moves.... he may be able to walk again!

ZeXX has now gotten Kyle off the mat only to give him an STO. Kyle rolls over to keep himself from being pinned and he finds himself getting the Visagra from ZeXX! ZeXX is getting his fill of sex tonight! Kyle's face turns as red as a tomato from the embarassment.

Adrienne is no longer being choked but Chase is giving her a beating. He has gotten a chair from the stands and is beating her senseless with it. He then turns to Kyle and ZeXX and begins to hit them with the chair. Chase faces the camera, seemingly taunting the world, then when he turns toward ZeXX and Kyle to give them some more chair shots he sees a flying streak of red and blue, Saint has regained his composure and has jumped off the top rope. He does a front flip and gets his legs around Chase's head, he then flips backward completing the Dragonrana! The crowd is in stunned amazement as the referee counts...

1...2...
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OOC: Yeah, really smart there Chase... That is why there are profile and joining sections.

ooc: wtf you going on about
Wins | Looses | Draws: 22 | 16 | 0

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SWF Television Champion (x1)
EWA International Champion (x1)
LWA Intercontinental Champion (x1)
FWF United States Champion (x1)
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Adrienne being a girl.

She doesn't have a profile so if you look in the join here forum you find out that she is a girl. Or did you think Hawaii's Hottest meant me?
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Kyle quickly breaks the pin, and applies the Maple Leaf to Sai!

Johnny: OH! The Maple Leaf, aka the Texas Clover Leaf!

Kyle: IF I COULD BE SERIOUS FOR A MINUTE!

Donny: Oh no, is he giving a salute to Lance Storm?!

Johnny: What's wrong with Lance?

Donny: HE'S BORING!!

Johnny: Eh... whatever... but the Suicidal Saint is definitely in trouble now!

But then ZeXX showed up!

Johnny: What is he doing?

ZeXX then stepped in front of Kyle, and Kyle looked up at ZeXX in an akward position. Then, ZeXX humped Kyle right in the face!!

Johnny: WHAT?!!

Donny: OH MY GOD THAT IS SICK!

Kyle ran out of the ring, and tried to hold back his vomit. Thankfully, Kyle did not pull a Booker T, and was able to continue the match. Kyle rolled back into the ring, and shoved ZeXX.

Kyle: What is your fucking problem?!

ZeXX: *Sincere* But, ZeXX is just HORNY!!

Kyle was starting to go after ZeXX, but Kyle was caught from behind by Sai with a School Boy!

1
2
Kickout!

Kyle quickly got up, and nailed Sai with a clothesline, but when Kyle turned around, Chase was holding the barbed wire!

Johnny: NO! Chase has that roll of barbed wire!

Donny: Please stop him!

As Kyle was backing up, Adrianne was there to give him another low blow! Then she put Kyle in a sitting position, and Chase then sat next to him, and began to press it into his already bleeding forehead!

Johnny: NO! NO! STOP HIM!

No one did, everyone just laughed as Kyle screamed as the barbs pressed into his temple. Finally Chase let go of Kyle, and he tossed the wire out of the ring.

Donny: Kyle is out of this match. There is no way he can continue...

The match went on as peremedics tended to Kyle. Chase was hit with a standing huracanranna by Sai, ZeXX hit Sai with a running Dropsault, and Adrianne hit ZeXX with a super kick! Adrianne covered...

1
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Saved by Chase!

The match went up from there, as all of the competitors showed the cruiserweight style, and for the next few minutes, the ring was filled with flying bodies. But then, ZeXX hit Adrianne with the ZeXX DRIVE!!

Johnny: ZeXX Drive! ZeXX Drive! It is over now!

But it wasn't, Kyle caught ZeXX from behind, and nailed the Lethal Injection, which sent ZeXX flying backwards. Kyle covered...

1
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Broken up by Sai
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.::------------------------The Natural Born Kicka | Kyle Dunham-----------------------::.
::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


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Overall Record: (Wins | Loss | Draw Or DQ)
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Adrienne being a girl.

She doesn't have a profile so if you look in the join here forum you find out that she is a girl. Or did you think Hawaii's Hottest meant me?

(ooc: oh oh, like you've never made a mistake?)

Donny: Another close count!!

Johnny: My heart can't take any more of this!!

Kyle flips out and quickly nails ZeXX again with a close range clothesline. ZeXX hits the canvas and folds over. Kyle, now on a rampage whips Sui Saint out of the ring. Chase Haifen runs over for the a dropkick, but Kyle steps out of the way. Chase bounces of the canvas and rolls over to ZeXX. Kyle notices Adrianne and quickly throws her out of the ring with a strong irsh whip. Kyle looking confident suddenly turns around to notice ZeXX and Chase sprinting toward him. Unable to counter Kyle is struck down with a heavy double clothesline. The impact cause Kyle to fall into a 360 degree spin.

Johnny: Double clothesline! Brilliant!

Donny: That took the steam right out of Kyle!

Chase turns to glance at ZeXX but out of no where ZeXX had managed to climb the ropses and dive towards Chase, he hooks Chases shoulders and manages to whip him out with a stunning hurricanrana. Chase is flipped outside beside both Sui Sai and Adrianne. ZeXX glares down at the submission machine, Kyle and decides to go for a cheeky pin. He kneels down and hooks the leg, the referee slides over and counts the one, Adrianne noticing the pin, she slides in the ring and quickly delivers a double elbow drop. With the pin broken ZeXX grabs Ad by the shoulder and the ass and slings her out of the ring. She suddenly lands on top of both Sui Saint and the former hardcore champ.

Johnny: The women are always on top!!

Donny: .........okay

ZeXX decides to put Kyle out of his misery with a Second Degree ZeXX Offender, he quickly scoops Kyle back to his feet and sends him back to the ground with The ZeXX Drive! Kyle, now gaga, ZeXX kneels down and hooks the leg.

One...

Johnny: This, this could be it!!

Donny: ZeXX retain his title and taking to the Massacre!?

Two...
Wins | Looses | Draws: 22 | 16 | 0

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Adrianne quickly broke up the pin, and picked up ZeXX to lock on the Rear Naked Choke!

Johnny: OH! The Rear Naked Choke! That is Chapman's finisher!

Donny: Who doesn't have that move?!!

ZeXX was fighting it for a while, but after a while his arms and legs stopped flailing, and he just lyed there. But from out of nowhere, Chase made the save! Chase then threw Chapman over, and applied the Single Leg Crab to ZeXX!

Johnny: Damn! ZeXX is taking a beating now!

Donny: It is over! There's no way!

ZeXX was fighting it, but it was Sai who broke it next. Sai then nailed a seated Full Nelson Face Buster, and climbed the ropes.

Johnny: When The Suicidal Saint ever climbs the ropes, watch out!

Donny: Because you are going to see something amazing!!

Saint then jumped, and nailed the Saint Spiral! Saint rolled over and covered...

1
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Thr... Broken up by Kyle!!

Kyle then hit Sai with a Double Arm DDT, and went to his legs, to apply the NAGATA LOCK!!

Johnny: NAGATA LOCK! NAGATA LOCK! IT IS OVER!!

Donny: Everyone is taking a beating out there!

Sai's shoulders then hit the mat in exhaustion, as Kyle applied more pressure to the submission.
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.::------------------------The Natural Born Kicka | Kyle Dunham-----------------------::.
::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


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(OOC: No Chase, I don't make mistakes, I'm a robot. And so is Kyle... he's a posting machine.)

Adrienne then kicks Kyle in the face, breaking the Nagata Lock. Chase then comes up behind her and picks her up into a Torture Rack. He holds this in to send waves of pain up and down Adrienne's spine. That is why it is called a Torture Rack. Chase then lifts her up and brings her down on to his knees with a Backbreaker variation. Adrienne then rolls out of the ring. Chase turns his attention to Saint as ZeXX goes out of the ring to get to "Hawaii's Hottest". Chase grabs one of The Suicidal Saint's arms and applies a Key Lock. The simple, but effective move paralyzes The S.S. with pain. Kyle then smacks Haifen in the face with a stiff right hand. Chase relinquishes the Key Lock and reels back from the blow to his face. Kyle then goes up to the turned around Chase Haifen and applies a Crossface Chickenwing to him. Chase falls to the ground as Kyle grapevines the maneuver around Haifen's body. The Sui-Sai then takes advantage of Chase and takes one of his arms and puts him into the Triangle Choke, or as Saint calls it, the Blue Jeckyll. Chase, being tortured with these two excrutiating submissions begins tapping but a clear winner cannot be determined. So the double-teaming of Haifen must end.

On the outside, Adrienne has subdued the oncoming ZeXX. She has placed him in a submission of her own, the Scar used by Matt Hardy. She places ZeXX's head in a head lock and then wraps her legs around his body. The submission looks to be very effective untill ZeXX starts to hump Adrienne. Even when being punished, he still finds a way to make it sexual. She lets go instinctively, to avoid any more sexual harrassment. ZeXX then reaches under the ring and pulls out a bag of dildo's he had previously placed under the ring. He then chases Chapman around the ring with this before she runs up the ramp to the back area. ZeXX, dildos in hand, follows her, ever looking for a good humping post.

In the ring the tandem of Kyle and The Suicidal Saint has been working very well, they have already hit him with a Double Flapjack, which led to a Double Ankle Lock. This is where the match currently is, Chase reaching for the ropes. He makes it and the two attackers release his ankles from their grasps. Chase rolls under the bottom rope and stands on the apron outside of the ropes. Saint and Kyle run to knock him down into the barracade but Haifen grabs ahold of the top rope and pulls down. The members of the temporary tag team fly out of the ring and they both slam into the barracade hard. Kyle's ribs crash against it, while The Suicidal Saint's back smacked against it. Chase sits on the apron, taking a breather.

In the back area ZeXX is in hot pursuit of Adrienne Chapman. He finds her, but she has a trash can and she hits him with it. ZeXX goes directly to the ground, holding his forehead. Obviously, it must be throbbing with pain. Adrienne wants to rid herself of "The Horny Luchador" for good so she sits him up and puts the trash can over his head. ZeXX sitting on the floor with a trash recepticle on his head has no earthly conception of what is about to happen to him. He soon finds out as Adrienne delivers multiple kicks to the trash can, with ZeXX inside. ZeXX falls sideways, seeming to have been knocked out by the force of the blow that was delivered to him by the only female in the match up. She then pushes the trash can with her foot and he begins to roll. He rolls back out through the curtain onto the stage. Adrienne sets ZeXX up for one final move. She gets a running start and Dropkicks the trash can. This sends it, and ZeXX flying off of the stage! Just so happens that some tables were set up right there and ZeXX plows right through three of them! Adrienne feeling hardcore isn't through yet and she leaps off of the stage! She connects on ZeXX with an Elbow Drop! The crowd chants "Holy Shit!" repeatedly as the cameras go back to the ring.

(OOC: Sorry ZeXX, just making the match better.)

Chase has gotten off of his break and has gone to work on Kyle's ribs with some stiff Knife Edge Chops. Kyle is backed against a ring post and Haifen goes for one more chop, but his arm smacks against the post as Kyle ducks the move. A sickening thud is heard as Haifens arm meets steel. "Ooh" the crowd says as Chase begins to scream in agony. Saint, then does a running chair shot to his head. The temporary tandem is also ended as Saint levels Kyle with the chair as well. Saint puts the chair over Kyles face and then lifts Haifen off of the ground. Saint helps Chase stand so they can give Kyle the 420 (4-Leg Leg Drop) onto the chair. Saint goes for the cover but Chase shoves him off. Chase goes for the pin but is denied by Saint. Chase then kicks Saint in the midsection and Clotheslines him over the guard rail into the crowd. Chase put all of his energy into that one Clothesline and collapses as a result. Saint is laid out from the viciousness of the move. Kyle is down from the leg drop, and ZeXX and Adrienne from that elbow drop.

Who will get to their feet first, find out after this commercial break.

(OOC: Couldn't think of a better way to end my post besides me whipping everyones asses.)
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(OoC: Uh, the fact that one of Adrianne's nicknames is HER....and never, I NEVER make mistakes...just booboos! ^_^)

After the break, we return to find Kyle locking the Nagata Lock again on Sui Sai. ZeXX dropkicks Kyle's in the head, just before Sai was about to tap. Kyle releases the lock as ZeXX lifts him up and flips him over with a snapmare. Chase, Adrianne and Sai stop their fighting only to see ZeXX lift Kyle up

ZeXX: HUM-PU-LEX!!

Johnny: Good bye Kyle!!

ZeXX begins to hump Kyle like crazy, with the Messiah screaming in pain. Finally, ZeXX german suplexs Kyle then bridges and pins

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Adrianne kicks ZeXX strait in the groin, breaking the pin and breaking the Horny Luchadore's balls. ZeXX rolls up in a fetal position as Adrianne grabs ZeXX by his mask and whips him into the corner. As ZeXX hits the turnbuckle, Adrianne big boots him over it and to the outside. Adrianne raises her arms in victory but turns around for a YAKUZA KICK!!

Meanwhile, Sui Sai kicks Chase in the stomach and lifts him up for the Seeing Double piledriver. but Chase slips behind the bipolor luchadore, turns him around and hits a round house kick!! Chase pins

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Both Kyle and Adrianne stop the pin. The two wrestlers lift Chase set him up for a double DDT but Chase escapes it and hits a DDT/Reverse Stunner combo!!

Johnny: Chase is dominating in this match!!

Donny: That's wby he held he hardcore title twice!!

Chase pins Adrianne

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Suddenly ZeXX wacks Chase over the head with something

Johnny: ZeXX wacked Chase with a blow-up doll!??!

Donny: Welll....Im surprised we just seen a blow-up doll being used

Chase gets up and see's the blow-up doll in ZeXX's hands. He tries to ask what the fuck is up with the Horny Luchadore but recieves a barrage of doll-shots!! Chase finally drops to the floor, in which ZeXX holds the doll in a reverse fall-away slam and drops down on Chase. ZeXX pins

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Adrianne kicks ZeXX off as Chase kicks out. ZeXX rolls out of the ring as Adrianne grabs Chase by his hair and whips him into the corner. ZeXX rolls a bag into the ring and opens it, allowing it's contents to run into Chase's crotch

Johnny: IT'S A MIDGET!!!

Donny: WHAT IN TARNATION IS THAT DOING THERE!?

A midget (that is dressed up like ZeXX) begins to headbang into Chase's crotch while ZeXX does the same to Adrianne!! Adrianne begins to back away and falls out of the ring while Chase finally drops from the headbangs to the balls. ZeXX lifts up his midget counter part and drops him onto Chase in the reverse fallaway slam. ZeXX counts

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3!!

The Referee asks ZeXX what he is doing as ZeXX screams "DING DING DING!!"

Johnny: The Midget defeated Chase in an unofficial win!!

Donny: Does....it count!?

ZeXX lifts his midget friend's hand in victory but recieves a yakuza kick from Kyle. The ZeXX midget runs away while Kyle pins ZeXX. This time, the ref counts

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Sui Sai stops the pin

(OoC: Sorry for not really including you Sui Sai)

EDIT: Edited it abit to make it work
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Chase climbs to his feet and spots the mini-ZeXX and takes him down with a kick to the head. the midget toples over, Chase picks the Midget up, he shouts over to ZeXX, the horney luchadore turns around to see that the midge has been flung at him. ZeXX thinks fast and catches the midge, but he looks up to see Chase preforming his custom roundhouse kick, striking ZeXX. ZeXX passes out and hits the canvas. The Midge lands on top, the referee slides over and begins to count, One! Suddenly the referee stops and relizes what he's doing. The referee grabs the midget and tells him to leave the ring.

Johnny: Finally the circus is going home!

Donny: But look! in the ring!

Sui Saint - Joel Freeze preforms a awesome Suicidal Buster to Adrianne. Saint goes for the pin, One...Two...Kyle lands a strong leg drop onto of the saint. Kyle picks up Saint and lands the Messiah Driver. Although Kyle hesistates from making the pin and decides to pull Joel back to his feet. Kyle lands a headbutt onto Saint and scopes him up, preforming a second Messiah Driver.

Johnny: No! a-a second Messiah Driver, its all over!!

Instead of pinning again, Kyle decides to lock in the Final Prayer. Outside the ring both Chase and Adrianne deliver continual chairshots to ZeXX.

Donny: ZeXX must be out cold!

Johnny: But in the ring! Saint should have tapped out by now!

Suddenly both Chase and Adrianne slide in the ring equiped with chairs. Kyle, not paying attention, too busy trying to force Saint to tap out. Haifen and the only lady in the match take out 'The Messiah of Submission Wrestling' with a double chairshot to Kyle's skull. Chase suddenly turning on Adrainne with a chair shot followed by a power bomb on to her chair. Chase rolls her out of the ring and pins Kyle.

One...

Johnny: Could this be-be the third time for Chase capturing the Hardcore Gold!?

Donny: It will no longer be known as the Hardcore Porn title!!

Two...

Zexx! Zexx breaks the by smashing a pain of glass over Chase. Zexx grabs Chase by the hair and strike him in the face three times, then pulling Haifen up to his feet and slamming him down to the canvas with a dangerous DDT. ZeXX then delivers the ZeXX Offender to Kyle.

Johnny: Game Over! Kyle is knocked for Six!

ZeXX hooks the leg...

One...

Donny: Zexx! will retain!

Two...
Wins | Looses | Draws: 22 | 16 | 0

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EWA International Champion (x1)
LWA Intercontinental Champion (x1)
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When Sai hits Kyle, Kyle jumps up angrily. Kyle backs Sai away, and Kyle turns to pick up the blow up doll!

Johnny: Now what is the Messiah going to do with a blow up doll?

Donny: Well... I'd say but I'd get fired...

Kyle held up the doll to get a huge pop, and began to raise it to hit Sai with it, but from out of nowhere Chapman nailed Kyle in the back of the head with a trophy of some sort!

Johnny: A trophy?! I haven't seen that in years?!!

Donny: You mean, like you've never won a trophy?

Johnny: No I mean in the match... ah would you shut up?!

Kyle collapsed to the ground like a limp log and remained in the middle of the ring. Then, ZeXX rolled Chapman up from behind!

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Broken up by Sai

Sai picked ZeXX up by the head, and motioned Chapman over to him. Chapman and Sai sent ZeXX off the ropes, and when they both jumped for a drop kick, no one was there! ZeXX then walked up to them when they got up, ZeXX grabbed the balls of Sai, and ZeXX's lips locked onto Chapman!!

Johnny and Donny: WHAT IN THE WORLD?!

Donny: OH NO OH MY GOD!!

Johnny: ZeXX is HORNY!!

ZeXX let go of Sai and he rolled around on the ground with his hands on his nuts, and ZeXX ran over to spring board off the ropes, but NO!! Kyle was there to hit him with a Pounce or Spear like menoever, perhaps preventing the ZeXX drive. ZeXX went flying into the ropes, and landed at an odd angle. Kyle then got up, and pointed at Chapman as the crowd cheered him on. Kyle picked up what was left of the trophy, and began to raise it into the air.

Donny: HIT HER! HIT HER!

Johnny: You can't hit a woman!

Donny: You call that a woman?! She is bigger than Chyna!

Johnny: Oh now come on! That is completely out of line!

But Chase was there to stop Kyle, and Chase used the trophy over the back of Kyle. Kyle rolled out of the ring, and the match continued between Chase and Chapman. Minutes later, everyone but Kyle was in the ring and the action had picked up once again. But when Kyle rolled into the ring, he had his worst enemy with him... AGAIN!!

Johnny: He has the barbed wire again!!

Donny: Why does he keep going to it? Doesn't he know it's going to be used against him?!

Everyone but Chase cleared out of the ring, and Kyle was more than happy to pierce it into his fore head. Chase's legs and arms flailed as Kyle pressed the barbs into his temple, and as the crowd continued to cheer Kyle on. Finally Kyle let go of his head, and threw the wire to the outside.

Johnny: Can someone take that from him please?!

Donny: Here, I'm going to go get it!!

A moment later, Donny returned with the barbed wire and threw it down on the ground to keep it out of the match.

Johnny: Thank you!!

Everyone returned to the ring, but it seemed everyone wanted to avoid Kyle. That was alright for him, as he continued the fight with Chase which spilled to the outside. Kyle put Chase's head between his legs, and motioned to the crowd for a Piledriver! Instead, Chase back dropped him onto the concrete, and Kyle felt the wrath of a Powerbomb right onto the ring apron!!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
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Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


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Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


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(OOC: Chase and Kyle, I was typing and you both interrupted me, I can't help it I type slow.)

Edit 1: Made the match flow more smoothly from the before mentioned problems.
Edit 2: Bolding and fixing some typing errors.

During the commercial that happened as soon as Kyle was powerbombed, Chase returned to the ring followed by Kyle after he regained the ability to move again.

Adrienne is able to take control of Chase with her finisher, the Rear Naked Choke! ZeXX instantly sees this and takes advantage of the situation by humping Chase repeatedly. You can't tell if Chase is more hurt by the choke or more embarrassed by the humping he is recieving.

Kyle takes control of Saint with an elbow to the gut. Kyle then throws The Suicidal
Saint into the corner and begins to deliver Shoulder Tackles to him. Saint is pummeled with these shots and cannot avoid them in the slightest. Kyle takes a few steps back, preparing for a tackle to rip Saint in two. Kyle runs but Saint dives out of the way. Kyle's face smacks directly into the turnbuckle and he staggers from his miscalculation. He turns to Saint, hoping to have not lost his momentum but is greeted with a Pele Kick. Kyle goes to the mat and rolls out of the ring. He stands up and Saint is back on the prowl with a Baseball Slide, and kicks Kyle in the jaw. He will probably need a dentist after that. Kyle is still standing and The Suicidal Saint proves why he is so named with his next move. But, before doing something extreme he stops to kick ZeXX off of Chase. A man should only be subject to so much. Saint then runs toward Kyle and dives through the ropes and connects with a Suicide Plancha. The crowd erupts with "That was awesome" for about the fifth time in the match.

ZeXX, not wanting to deal with Saint because he just took himself out with that move, decides to deal with Adrienne and Chase. He breaks up the submission, finally and beats up on HER. Chase is motionless from the tremendous torture he just went through administered by ZeXX and Adrienne. ZeXX, trying out a new move, pulling out all the stops in this match, applies the move made famous by Alex Shelley, the move that causes the crowd to chant "THAT WAS GAY", and ZeXX repeatedly sends Adriennes head to the mat with these shots. He grows tired of that and then proceeds to do the same thing to Chase. "THAT WAS GAY" chants flood the arena once again. ZeXX goes for the pinfall on Chase Haifen...

1...2...Kickout.

ZeXX's face shows his dissapointment, he really wanted this hellacious match to be over with, with him as the victor. Adrienne, ZeXX, and Chase all return to their feet and it seems that none of them really care who to double-team, they are all just beating up each other in a futile attempt to get an upperhand.

On the outside Kyle has gotten up first and sets up a powerbomb or a piledriver or something that requires the opponents head to be between his legs. Kyle waits to long to do anything and St. Suicide counters by shoving Kyle toward the ring, his back being rammed into the apron. The Suicidal Saint then pulled a pair of handcuffs out from under the ring, obviously placed by ZeXX. Saint cuffs Kyle's hands around the bottom rope and Kyle is going nowhere. Saint delivers a Superkick to Kyle's jaw to get him to stop freaking out and Kyle goes limp. Saint climbs the turnbuckle and does a Flying Cross Body onto all three of the competitors in the ring. ZeXX rolls out to find Kyle handcuffed to the ropes and grabs on and humps the daylights out of him. Chase rolls out the other side of the ring, temporarily taken out of the equation of the match. The Suicidal Saint wants to get the victory in this match so he sets up one of his finishing maneuvers. He sets Adriennes head between his legs and signals for his finisher. He then takes ahold of Adriennes left leg with his left arm and her left arm with his right arm. He lifts her into the air, making her perpendicular to Saint. The Suicidal Saint then leaps into the air, hooks her right arm and head with his legs and comes down on the mat with ferocious velocity, executing the Sideways Piledriver, better known as the Saint Bash! He goes for the cover on Hawaii's Hottest!

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2...!
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Johnny: Kickout!!!

Donny: Amazing! he just, he just cant do it!

Haifen climbs out the ring and grabs Kyle. He maanges to deliver a second deadly power bomb on to Kyle. Chase obsorbs the the cheers from the crowd, he points down at the wrecked that was once Kyle. Chase ducks under the ring and reveals a steal chair. He begins to lay waste to Dunham, chair shot after chair shot. Chase finally stops when the chair is near enough broke in too. Chase looks to the ring to see that Sui Saint is running towards him, siginaling Basball Slide, Chase ducks, causing Saint to go flying out the ring. Chase looks up to see that ZeXX preforming a Moonsault from the turnbuckles, down onto Chase. The referee climbs out of the ring and kneels down for the pin.

One...

Donny: Spectacular move from the horny ZeXX Machine!!

Johnny: Hell your as weird as he is!

Two...

Joel Freeze pulls Zexx off of Chase. Saint then climbs up to the apron and preforms a mini Suicidial Splash on top of Chase. The referee begins to count, one!

Johnny: It's The Saints time to shine!!!!

Two!

Adrianne out of no where dives from the apron on top of Saint landing a gullotine leg drop!

Donny: it's too much for me!!
Wins | Looses | Draws: 22 | 16 | 0

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LWA Intercontinental Champion (x1)
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(OOC: Maybe we need to start reserving our post spots.)

Now all the competitors are on the outside. Adrienne is now taking it to Saint. ZeXX and Kyle are laying it to Chase. There is nothing in this match except chaos. ZeXX and Kyle lift Chase into the air and deliver a Double Suplex to him. Adrienne gets a little payback against The S.S. with a DDT. Kyle and ZeXX turn on each other, just like all of the other temporary tag teams in this match. Adrienne runs at them, but they reconcile their differences and give her a Double Clothesline. They quickly go back to fighting each other. ZeXX gains the upper hand and Irish Whips Kyle toward the ring and he rolls in the ring. Chase then gets back up and gives ZeXX some forearm shots. Saint returns to a veritcal base and runs past them and gives Adrienne a High Knee. She flies backward into the crowd. Saint then goes to Chase and kicks him in the abdominal region and sets him up for a DDT, only he kicks ZeXX in the stomach as well and gives him an Enziguiri before connecting with a Tornado DDT on Haifen. Saint has the upper hand but Dunham slingshots him self over the top rope and Splashes "The Bipolar Luchadore". Adrienne returns and starts to beat on the closest person to her who just so happens to be ZeXX. She puts him in a modified Dragon Sleeper. He tries to stand but then she delivers a Reverse DDT. Chase and Kyle then pick Saint off the floor and put him back into the ring. Chase and Kyle follow but they are ambushed by The Suicidal Saint with a Double Dropsault on the two. Saint gets his 4th or 5th wind in the match and leaps up onto the top turnbuckle. "The Master of Flips and Twists" shows what he's got with an impressive and unbeliveable Moonsault Elbow Drop (Backflip, then a continuing rotation into an elbow drop) onto each of them. The crowd gets mixed reactions and they don't know whether to chant "That was awesome" or to chant "Holy shit". All you can tell is that they appreciate The Suicidal Saint putting his body on the line to impress the fans.

Back on the outside, Adrienne is still in control of "The Horny Luchadore". She has him in a Body Scissors. She had him in a headlock, but he was able to force his way out of that. ZeXX now in a world of hurt from the legs around him, cutting off his oxygen supply. ZeXX then comes up with an ingenious plan. he uses his feet and is able to pull out the kitchen sink (all hail the kitchen sink), from under the ring, Adrienne somehow, doesn't notice this, apparently, she keeps her eyes closed when she does her stuff, and ZeXX uses the sink to bash her in the head and she lets go of the hold she had on him. ZeXX, horny as always, then starts to violate Chapman in ways that are indescribable. The camera goes straight back to the action in the ring.

Wanting to keep the humiliation of Adrienne Chapman off of the air, the camera swings to catch what is going on in the ring. The camera catches the other three wrestlers slowly returning to their feet. Chase and Saint accomplish this feat first and they attack Dunham. They each grab an arm and they Irish Whip him. When he comes back at them, they launch him into the air out of the ring, and he lands on ZeXX and Adrienne. This leaves Chase and Sui-Sai in the ring to duke it out. Chase counters an attempted shot by Saint and he delivers a knee to him before rearing back and delivering a Roundhouse Kick to the head. Chase goes for a pin...

The referees hand comes down for...

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Kickout! Impossible, but he did it! The Suicidal Saint will not be denied.

(OOC: Kyle, please warn us before you add your mega-posts to the match.)
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Chapman stood up and taunted, but when she backed her back into someone, she stopped. She turned, and found it to be Kyle! She tried to punch him with her left, caught by Kyle. With her right, caught by Kyle. Kyle then put Chapman between his legs, and Powerbombed her on the outside!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Johnny: Kyle Dunham... he just Powerbombed Adrianne Chapman!...

Donny: He can't do that!!

Johnny: For piledriving him onto the barbed wire, I think he had every right to Powerbomb her!

Donny: You are insane! You can't do that to a girl!

Johnny: Well this is called Insanity brother!!

Kyle threw ZeXX into the ring, and began to battle with his rival. They exchanged rights and lefts, but finally ZeXX caught Kyle with an Enzuiguri! Kyle collapsed, and was pinned by ZeXX, only to be broken up by Sai. Sai took ZeXX, and irish whipped him. Sai follwed, and when ZeXX turned around off the rope rebound, he was clotheslined to the outside!

Johnny: Can't we keep the match inside the ring?!

Donny: Hell no! It's a hardcore match isn't it?!

But when Sai turned around, Kyle pulled off another Yakuza Kick! He then tossed Sai over into the turnbuckle, and sat him on top!

Johnny: Now what is he doing?!

Donny: This man is crazy. He'll do anything!!

Kyle picked Sai up, and it looked like he was going for a Muscle Buster! But no! Instead he hit a Mexican Stretch Buster, which left Sai shaking and grabbing his neck!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

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Broken by Chase

Johnny: It would have been over for sure!

Donny: No doubt, no doubt about that.

Chase then took advantage, and nailed a mid rope Diamond Dust! He covered, but it was broken up by ZeXX.
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::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


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Overall Record: (Wins | Loss | Draw Or DQ)
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