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| Bobby Guyzacks vs Piccie Smalls | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 13 2006, 05:37 PM (115 Views) | |
| Bman | Mar 13 2006, 05:37 PM Post #1 |
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| The Notorious PIC | Mar 13 2006, 06:55 PM Post #2 |
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For the 42nd time tonight, the telecast comes back from yet another “A man is coming promo” leaving fans somewhat but not really interested. Now if it were THE man, they would be interested. Everyone likes to stick it to THE man. The arena speaks now spit out the bodacious beats of “Hypnotize” by the legendary Notorious BIG. The fans pop loudly as the golden beer shower fireworks pour down from the rafters just over the tron. Out from that shower emerges the beloved Piccie Smalls, the Notorious PIC. Johnny: Here’s Piccie Smalls and let’s be honest, he had that match against the Intercontinental champion Tommy Dragon in hand last week. He looked very impressive. Donny: But those pancakes must have been more impressive because he walked away during the match in pursuit of them! What an idiot. Piccie stumbles around, swaying side to side, bottle of vanilla flavored rum in hand. It appears he’s been hitting the bottle pretty hard because there’s not much left, but being the kind soul that he is Piccie shares, especially with the hot chicks on the front row. Rolling himself into the ring, Piccie picks up a mic to address the crowd. Piccie: I was robbed! And not just robbed like you get in the hood, I got robbed like how the government takes from us minorities. No one told me you could get counted out. What’s a count out? This ain’t boxing. Is it? I’ve got some gloves if it is. The crowd informs him that it is wrestling and not boxing. He continues. Piccie: Anyway, I want that IHOP title. I had it one but that ref was racist. He even told me so. He said he was the Puff the Magic Dragon Wizard of the KKK! Now I understand that Tommy Dragonzord is fighting Sterling Silverware tonight for the IHOP title so that’s cool, but some time in the future like in the Jetsons or something, I want another shot! Until then, I gotta beat up some Bobby Gluesacks guy. But he’s alright. I’ll buy him a beer after the match cuz I’m Nana-na-na Notorious!!! Crowd: P…I…CEEEEEEE! |
HALL OF SMALLS![]() Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS Champion of the Universe World Champion 2007 Three Hours of Power Winner Intercontinental Champion European Champion (greatest ever) Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon) Hardcore Champion(2) Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1 Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1 Future Hall of Famer ![]() Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP) Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP) Best RPer because I kick ass | |
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| Bobby Guyzacks | Mar 14 2006, 10:44 PM Post #3 |
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PWA Rookie
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The theme from Transformers blares over the PA as Bobby comes stumbling to the ring lead by his mentor Robert Howell. The oddly wobbly and always overweight Bobby walks up into the raing as Robert takes a seat with the announcers setting down a large plastic bag. Donny: Good to have you with us as always Robert, so what'd you bring today? Johnny: Another wooden boat to smash over someones head, or an extention cord to choke Piccie? Robert: Well as i am a master of tactical manuvers I was going to just bring a heavy rock and hit him in the head but instead I brought his true weakness, A couple stacks of pancakes and a two four of Molson canadian Piccie stands no chance against this. Robert pulls out the pancakes and the beer noticing twelve of them are missing. Johnny: Well that solves the problem of Bobby stumbling around so I guess tonight we get to see drunken Piccie versus drunken Bobby I mean what could be better for ratings. Robert : Hitler the musical? |
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| The Notorious PIC | Mar 17 2006, 04:19 PM Post #4 |
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An inebriated Bobby stumbles into the ring, tripping over the ropes and falling flat on his face. Piccie laughs at his opponent and his inability to hold his alcohol. Piccie, a true champion when it comes to alcohol, has been intoxicated so long that it has become second nature. In fact, he can actually perform some actions better in his drunken state. The Notorious PIC turns his back to his bumbling opponent to play up the crowd, working them into a frenzy of laughter and taunts directed towards Guyzacks. Bobby charges at Piccie hitting him in the back of the neck with a lariat as the referee rings the bell. Piccie’s body his driven forward against ropes. He bounces back off of them and into the waiting arms of Guyzacks who whips him around. Midway through the whip, Piccie reverses the move and sends Guyzacks flying towards the ropes. Lifting his freshly polished and cleaned Timberland boot into the air, Piccie awaits the rebounding Guyzacks. As planned, Bobby is unable to stop his forward momentum and his face is met firmly with the bottom of Piccie’s boot. Bobby’s head whiplashes backward as the rest of his body continues forward until finally coming to rest on the mat face up. Slapping his elbow as if the slap actually primes for the attack, Piccie drops down to the mat, consequently driving his elbow into the sternum of his opponent. The win is temporarily knocked out of Guyzack’s lungs, but he has no time to recover. Smalls has already grabbed his opponent’s upper body, setting him up for suplex-type maneuver. Piccie stablizes his balance and gets a good hold on his opponent before delivering a snap suplex. Still holding on to his opponent, Piccie spins around and proceeds to lift his opponent back off the mat. The pain signals still rush up and down the spine of Guyzacks when yet another snap suplex causes the pain signals to almost triple. He lies on the mat with his arm placed behind his back hoping in some way it will help dull the pain. Meanwhile, Piccie begins to strut, becoming confident with his situation in the match. He spies a cute little blonde on the front row and his drunken charm kicks in. The Notorious PIC instantly becomes “Big Papa” as he blows kisses her ways and flexes. Johnny: Well, it looks like Piccie’s got his game on. Donny: But she’s not even that hot Johnny: Its alright. Piccie has his beer goggles on. (OOC: Short, but its ok. I'm drinking. Happy St. Patricks day!!!) |
HALL OF SMALLS![]() Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS Champion of the Universe World Champion 2007 Three Hours of Power Winner Intercontinental Champion European Champion (greatest ever) Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon) Hardcore Champion(2) Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1 Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1 Future Hall of Famer ![]() Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP) Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP) Best RPer because I kick ass | |
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| Thomas Driver | Mar 19 2006, 02:10 AM Post #5 |
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Overconfidence seems to take over the arrogant Piccie Smalls, the inexperienced athlete dancing about the canvas as his opponent slowly recovers. Several audience members of the female and/or homosexual persuasion cheer for the charmingly intoxicated warrior. Bobby Guyzacks takes this time to rise off the mat, going over to drunkard with the intentions of surprising him. He attempts to swing his fist into the skull of his opponent, but is shocked to find that the Notorious PIC falls to the springed surface on his own. Robert Howell calls to his confused student, telling him it’s either a trick or just sheer stupidity, both things that Howell had done during his days of active competition to successfully entertain the fans. The former member of the Kings Among Lunatics leans under the bottom rope to give some advice to his protégé, but the e referee confronts him for being too close. As Bobby looks towards his manager, the fallen Piccie Smalls begins to recover from his drunken coma and sees an opportunity. He thrusts his fist in between his foe’s legs from behind, the sinister low blow enough to daze the competitor long enough for a quick School Boy. Once Howell is far enough away from the squared circle, the referee turns around to make the count. 1... 2... 3!!! Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, the Notorious PIC…PICCIE SMALLS!!! Piccie Smalls raises his hand in victory, fully aware that there should be some sort of alcoholic beverage in that raise fist. He has no idea where he put his last intoxicating liquid and decides that the sounds of “Hypnotize” by Notorious BIG only mean he should have one right now. Robert Howell helps his client stand as Piccie scurries to the backstage area to look for the holy grail of beers, or just something that isn’t Bud Light. Stupid white trash and their Bud Light. It’s so fucking bitter and there are far more superior brands out there, but people are fucked up because of NASCAR. At least in terms of beer, cause car crashing is cool. Anyway, Piccie wins and Bobby Guyzacks heads backstage while we move to the next backstage segment. |
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