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Lia Doomas vs. The Dean Machine
Topic Started: Apr 16 2006, 11:13 PM (132 Views)
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Lia Doomas vs. The Dean Machine
Stipulations: Singles Match

Deadline: Saturday 7pm EST
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PWA Title History:
World Champion (3)
Intercontinental Champion (3)
Television Champion (1)
European Champion (1)
Tag Team Champion (4)
(1 w/ Zach Pendergrass, 1 w/ Hott2Flamez, 1 w/ Bman, and 1 w/ Triple 6)
Hardcore Champion (1)
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Ring Announcer: The next match of the night is for one fall or submission, a singles match. The challenger, coming to the ring weighing in at 181 pounds, standing at 5 feet 2 inches, the Kiss of Death, Lia Doomas!

As the lights fade to black, the screen shows Lia's tron. It shows Lia walking up close to the camera as smoke covers her and engulfing her up. Lia then pops out of the smoke as various victims are shown recieveing the Kiss of Death. The music then fades into the auditorium, Lia's version of Red Hot Chilli Pepper's "Can't Stop" which was recorded just for Lia! Smoke explodes into the ring as smoke pours out into the stage. The lights begin slowly fading from red to black as the smoke slowly stops.

Kiss Of Death! Bitch!
Can’t stop addicted to the shin dig
Cop top he says I’m gonna win big
Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation
Defunkt the pistol that you pay for
This punk the feeling that you stay for
In time I want to be your best friend
Eastside love is living on the westend


Pyro's, all red pop from the beginning of the ramp to the end, as Lia pops out from one side of the stage to give her Death Sign, as the fans go crazy. Lia then runs to the other corner and does the same as the fans grow more estatic. She then runs to the ring as the lights are flashing more faster, from red to black. The music is now blaring, and pyros are again shooting from the sides of the ramp...

The world I love
The tears I drop
To be part of
The wave can’t stop
Ever wonder if it’s all for you
The world I love
The trains I hop
To be part of
The wave can’t stop
Come and tell me when it’s time to...


Lia slides into the ring as the lights fade to black and stop. The lights slowly fade back to normal as Lia is seen on one of the corners on the top turnbuckle showing her Death Signal. She then goes to each other corner turnbuckle as she awaits her oppponent... The music stops as her opponent is coming out...

Ring Announcer: And her opponent for tonight, The Dean Machine!

Lia awaits her opponent; tonight, just like last week's great match between the over-sizing Reginald... she is determined to win this thing. And she is not let this "Dean Machine" get in the way. Dean Machine makes his way to the ring as Lia awaits...
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Tom Jones's sex bomb hits the ring

Sexbomb sexbomb you’re my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on turn me on
Ooh baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on
Well baby you can turn me on

Dean Machine comes to the ring wearing just his red thong with plastic devil horns with his lean mean fat reduicing machine in one hand and a horse whip in the other hand.Dean gets his usual reaction 100% boo's as he starts admiring him self and gets his hair comb out.Dean then grabs a microphone out of his thong as he goes to speak on the microphone.

Dean:Well Well Well Leah Dumbass is my oppenent tonight is this some sort of joke?come on a chick can not handle the Lean Mean Dean Machine in the ring.Oakster I would like to thank you on one thing though this isnt the worst idea ever how about me and you make out in the ring?Why do you think I have brought this whip out?Well I no Im the hottest superstar in the history that must have got you exited?Anyway I would like to promote my product the Lean Mean Dean Machine you can all cook dead kangaroos on this oh damn belive it baby

Dean then drops the mic and walks with a grin on his face with the whip into the ring,Dean while the referee's backs turned spanks Lia with the whip as he looks over her with a cocky grin.

The bell then rings.......
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Lia looks at The Dean Machine as she circles the ring as he moves closer to her. Lia then delivers a lowblow as the referee is busy making sure things are okay outside the ring. The Dean Machine squeals to the floor as Lia helps him up; Lia throws The Dean Machine into the ropes as she runs towards the opposite direction meeting the Dean Machine with a crossbody. The Dean Machine quickly gets up and meets Lia face to face.

Donny: OH! OH! OH! We got ourselves a face off here.

Johnny: We sure do and might I say that Lia is looking more hot than ever.


Lia locks up with the Dean Machine as the Dean Machine pats her butt with one arm. Lia disgusted breaks the hold as The Dean Machine throws her into the ropes prepared to unravel a clothesline, but Lia ducks and delivers a standing clothesline of her own knocking down Dean Machine as he turns to face her. The Dean Machine then gets up once more and Lia whips him into one corner, and runs towards him. The Dean Machine spreads his legs as Lia stops and backs away from him. The Dean Machine walks slowly towards her as Lia runs towards him with a crossbody for the second time in this match, but The Dean Machine catches her and carries her around the ring as Lia tries to escape The Dean Machine. Lia is disgusted as The Dean Machine tries to lock lips with Lia. Lia wiggles out of The Dean Machine as she kicks him in the knee. Lia then runs to the ropes as The Dean Machine stands in the middle of the ring. He then spreads his legs again, expecting for Lia to back away again, but Lia, instead slides between his legs, and as the Dean Machine turns, Lia continued to run and therefore delivering a side walk twist of faith. Lia then helps out The Dean Machine as she throws him into the ropes.

Johnny: That Dean Machine sure has alot of balls to be messing with the Kiss of Death.

Donny: It's obvious the slut will only sleep with men like me!

Johnny: I don't know about that but it looks like Lia just delivered a neckbreaker!


Lia then stalks her opponent as The Dean Machine slowly gets up. Lia combines the momentum in her body with the ring stamina going around at the right moment goes for the Last Kick, but The Dean Machine holds the leg as he gets up to meet eyes with Lia. He spins Lia's foot only to meet up with the foot again with a round-house kick. Lia then runs to the ropes with much velocity, as the heat from the crowd is sent to The Dean Machine. Lia then delivers a lionsault as the crowd erupts with cheers of "Kiss of Death!"

Johnny: The crowd is eating up this match!

Donny: Just like I ate Lia last night... I mean ate with Lia last night!

Johnny: Right.


Lia continues the match as she climbs the turnbuckles. She leaps from the top turnbuckle as The Dean Machine is still effected by The Kiss of Death, and explodes a Death Wish!

Referee: One!

Two!

Thr...


The Dean Machine kicks out as Lia runs to the ropes and delivers an elbow drop. Then attempts another one but misses as The Dean Machine gets up... The match continues as The Dean Machine gets up and faces Lia...
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Lia quickly locks up against the Dean Machine as Lia gives a kick to the abdomen. She throws Dean Machine to the corner as she runs towards him and jumps over him onto the top turnbuckle!

Donny: You think that's amazing, you should see her at night!

Lia then turns back towards the middle of the ring and jumps, and lands on the Dean Machine's shoulders and delivers a hurracarranna! With great athletic, air-sprung ability, she sends Dean Machine flying to the opposite of the ring. Lia runs towards him as Dean Machine throws out an eye poke. The fans boo as Lia is momentarily blind. The Dean Machine feels the momentum flowing as he gets up and puts Lia's head between the legs...

Donny: I wish I was Dean Machine right about now...

With his amazing strength he picks up Lia, going for a last ride, as Lia is now perfectly 20/20 vision, and now sees the predicament she is in. She wiggles as she kicks the head of Dean Machine. As The Dean Machine falls back, she falls on top. The ring shakes as Lia grabs the Dean Machine's legs and goes for the pin!

Donny: Forget the head between legs, this position looks more efficient!

The Dean Machine kicks out as Lia awaits for him to get up... The fans are cheering Lia as Lia then gives her Death Signal as she is now stalking The Dean Machine... Lia sees the slight movement of The Dean Machine, then sees him rise, and as his peak of arisement, she runs towards him and delivers a Kiss of Death! The fans are erupting with Kiss of Death chants as Lia goes for the pin... Dean Machine looks out of it!
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Lia goes to pin Dean. The referee reacts and makes the count.

One...
Two....
Three!!

Ding Ding Ding!

Ring Announcer: hers is your winner......LIA DOOMAS!!!!

Lia leaves the ring, celebrating in his victory.

Johnny: Looks like Lia Doomas may be getting his request after all.

Donny: I'd like to watch that. Who knows folks, maybe next week it'll be Lia vs Suicidal Saint!
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