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Piccie Smalls vs. Matt McKenzie vs. Krazy Kid; #1 Contenders Match for European Title
Topic Started: Apr 16 2006, 11:23 PM (176 Views)
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#1 Contenders Match for European Title
Piccie Smalls vs. Matt McKenzie vs Krazy Kid
Stipulations: Triple Threat Match

Deadline: Saturday 7pm EST
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PWA Title History:
World Champion (3)
Intercontinental Champion (3)
Television Champion (1)
European Champion (1)
Tag Team Champion (4)
(1 w/ Zach Pendergrass, 1 w/ Hott2Flamez, 1 w/ Bman, and 1 w/ Triple 6)
Hardcore Champion (1)
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Bruce Gordon
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Suddenly the Arena lights dimmed; dropping the entire place into an abyss of darkness in seconds. Then, a huge fireball exploded on the stage, accompanied by Roadrunner United’s Blood & Flames. The ball of flame quickly subsided into tiny flickers each-side of the stage and ramp. As the music progressed smoke slowly engulfed the stage and ramp making it almost impossible to see anything below the Pojotron. As the first significant riff-shift took place a shadowy figure slowly walked out of the curtain and to the top of the stage, there he waited while the smoke faded. Inch-by-inch the man was revealed.


You thrust the knife into my side, with words you say you realize
I came to speak of what I see, no matter what you do to me…


The music roared on as McKenzie slowly began his descent down the ramp. He managed to keep his cold, blue-eyed gaze fixated on his ring as each step took him closer to his inevitable victory. Again, Matt stopped; standing with a sickening smirk on his face. His teeth began to show as his face contorted, turning the smirk into a grin rivalled only by the Cheshire Cat. His head lowered as his eyebrows arched, yet his eyes remained glued on the roped structure only mere meters ahead.


Falling, our lives were led astray. When we fell from grace…
Calling, your life won’t be denied - when washed with blood and flames…

My life for yours,
This raging war,
As I stand in the midst of darkness screaming…


Suddenly, Matt sprinted towards the ring and leapt up onto the apron, effortlessly clutching the top rope with his left hand before leaning back and looking towards the Pojotron; on screen was some of McKenzie’s best footage.

Falling, our lives were led astray. When we fell from grace…
Calling, your life won’t be denied - when washed with blood and flames…


His eyes slowly scanned the surveyors. A twisted smirk that grew back on his face as boo’s rained down from all around. After striding through the ropes our hero made his way to the centre of the ring where he taunted and mocked the crowd momentarily.

OORP: Meh, it'll do. Good luck guys. ;)
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Krazy Kid
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FORMER PWA TAG TEAM CHAMPION (W/ Alex G)

5-4

Current Streak 0-1


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The Notorious PIC
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The lights grow dim and the sold out crowd of New Zealanders eagerly anticipate the next participate. This is their first chance to see one of PWA’s newest stars. The audio system explodes with The Notorious BIG’s “Hypnotize” and the stage lights up in an awesome display of fireworks and strobe lights, much to the delight of the fans. After a short delay to build up anticipation, out walks Piccie Smalls carrying is patented crunk juice formula, a wagon load of beer, and a microphone

Piccie: Ok…Now someone told me that New Zealand ain’t nothing but a second rate Australia.

The fans respond with boos at the comment. New Zealanders are very proud of their heritage (probably, who really cares).Piccie has now stumbled down to ringside. He sets his precious crunk juice on the corner apron and enters the ring with a case of beer.

Piccie: But I think they are wrong. New Zealand is cool.

The fans reaction has now changed and cheers for Piccie echo throughout the area.

Piccie: And to show my appreciation for this hospitality, I’ve got beer for everyone!

Piccie begins tossing out cans into the crowd. This nearly starts a riot as hundreds of people fight for the free beer. Due to drinking laws, several children are arrested and escorted off the premises for even picking up a beer can as a souvenir from their favorite PWA superstar. A tragic outcome indeed for those poor children.

Piccie: Well, I demanded a Euro title shot last week against Vegeta. Instead he gave me a triple threat match. I won, as usual, and beat the #1 contender for the World title. Do I get to be #1 contender after beating Tyco? No! You know why? Racism. That’s right. Vegeta is a racist…probably.

The referee tells Piccie to hurry up.

Piccie: Okay! Okay! Jeez. Everyone works for THE MAN nowadays. Anyway, y’all sit back and enjoy them free beers. I gots to win this match and then maybe Vegeta will finally give me my title cuz everyone knows that I’m just Nana-na-na NOTORIOUS

Crowd: P…I…CEEEEEEE!


DING DING DING!
HALL OF SMALLS

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Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time




PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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The Notorious PIC
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The match is underway as the bell sounds. Each performer checks each other up and down, sizing them up for an attack. It becomes apparent that Krazy Kid is at a disadvantage, being a good 50 pounds less than either of his opponents. Speed and agility will have to be used to his advantage in order to win this match and both pay off early. Jumping off to the side, one half of the PWA Tag Team champions is able to dodge an on coming Matt McKenzie. McKenzie, who has just overshot his intended target, is sent chest first into the turnbuckle after a well placed dropkick by the agile Krazy Kid. The British behemoth bounces of the turnbuckle and stumbles backwards. He attempts to gain some composure after his failed offensive attack, but soon finds himself lying face up on the mat, courtesy of a Krazy Kid neckbreaker. To make matters worse for Mr. McKenzie, he becomes victim of a running elbow drop by PWA’s now infamous drunkard, Piccie Smalls. Smalls’ elbow drives deep into the chest into the chest of the British Behemoth, leaving him coughing and gasping for air. Both Smalls and Kid make eye contact. There is a slight pause as the two stars gaze at upon one another, each anticipating the other to make a move. Then, as if each could read the other’s mind, both men turn their attention to the fallen McKenzie. Smalls drives his foot into the kidneys of his fallen opponent just to make sure he’s in too much pain to retaliate. Krazy Kid lifts McKenzie off the ropes who is unable to fight back due to the daggers of pain in the side of his kidneys. After being whipped into the ropes, the Briton comes bouncing off the ropes towards his awaiting opponents. He is unable to do anything to prevent what happens next. Like a well oiled tag team, both Piccie and Krazy Kid lift their opponent off the mat and into the air. With one arm from each man, the tandem throw down the British Behemoth with a thunderous spine buster. The force vibrates the entire ring violently and the crowd “Oooos” in horror as if they could feel the pain inflicted by the move. Somehow, Matt McKenzie was not broken in half, but he still lies on the mat. His body has gone numb for the time being as adrenaline is pumped through his body to prevent shock. Krazy Kid, being the good natured face that he is, turns to his temporary partner for a high-five, but is a little surprised when he sees Smalls has gone for the pin. The referee hasn’t even had enough time to slide into position for the count when Krazy Kid breaks up the pin. The Notorious PIC gets up and stares at his opponent. The tag team champ pushes away Smalls, who has come at him complaining at the break up. This does not sit to well with the drunkard, who responds with a shove of his own. This situation is common to Smalls, who has been in numerous bar room brawls that started in this same way. It comes to no surprise to him when he sees the fist of Kid coming his way and he manages to block the strike with his forearm. With his opposite arm, Piccie strikes Kid in the jaw, sending him reeling backward. Like a German tank division, The Notorious PIC comes at Krazy Kid with a blitzkrieg of fisticuffs, backing him all the way into the ropes. Smalls whips the battered Kid to the opposite side of the ring. The ropes launch bend from the momentum of cruiserweight and slingshot him back towards Piccie. Piccie tilts down to the side awaiting his opponent. Using the built up momentum for extra velocity, Piccie carries over his fellow competitor with a power slam, leaving Kid lying on the mat arching his back in pain. The Notorious PIC gets up with a cocky smile. With a little shimmy, he plays to the sold out crowd who encourage him on with chants and friendly jokes.

Johnny: Smalls looks like he’s all business tonight! I’ve never seen him so focused. I wonder what’s got in to him.

Donny: I know what it is. If Piccie wins, his paycheck is in beer.

Johnny: Well, we’ve found the source of his motivation.

Piccie climbs down off of one of the turnbuckles on which he was using to address the crowd. Words of warning from the fans do not reach Piccie’s ears in time to prevent an attack from Matt McKenzie; he sails through the air splashing Piccie flat in the corner. The muscular McKenzie spins Piccie around and locks him up with a with a side head lock, trying to wear down Smalls. The 20 inch biceps act like vise grips as the clamp down on the head of the Notorious PIC, who is fighting to break the hold. After a few seconds of struggling, Piccie is able to position his arms behind his attacker and pushes off. McKenzie is forced to break the hold as his body is flung towards the ring ropes. Despite the counter by Smalls, McKenzie is still composed and of good mind. Coming of the rebound, the British Behemoth extends his arm for a clothesline. The unsuspecting Piccie Smalls nearly has his head taken clean off upon impact. Gazing up at his opponent kneeling over him, Piccie sees nothing but swirls. The clothesline has left him a little dizzy. He’s felt this dizziness sensation, but it usually doesn’t happen to him until after a long, long, long night of drinking upon which he finally lays down for bed. The feeling can be nauseating. Luckily for Matt and everyone else, Piccie is able to keep the fluids inside his topic. Too bad he couldn’t keep himself in the ring. McKenzie casually tosses Piccie’s body outside of the ring. He turns his attention towards Krazy Kid, but he’s just a second too late. Matt McKenzie quickly finds himself barreling over the top rope after a dropkick by Kid. Krazy Kid stands next to the ropes as both his opponent’s lie on the cold, thinly padded mats outside of the ring, both struggling to regain their footing. He shakes the ropes violently and stomps his feet rallying the crowd for support. The crowd obliges with calls for him to jump. Once Smalls and McKenzie get to their feet, he does. Krazy Kid proves why he has earned the name Krazy as he leaps to the top rope and springs off. He reaches a maxima of about 12 feet when gravity takes hold and he comes back down towards his opponents with a cross body. The high risk move pays off, hitting both #1 contender hopefuls; however, they don’t call it a high risk move for nothing. The move has also caused some damage to the man that performed it. The sheer force at which he collided with his opponents was enough to knock the wind out of him. All three gladiators lie on the concrete. Battle worn and rugged, each one cannot gain enough strength at this time to climb to a vertical stance. The referee begins to administer a 10 count.

Johnny: If all three men get counted out, what does that mean for next week’s triple threat for the European title? I guess it’ll just be a one on one match.

Donny: It’s for the best. I don’t like any of these guys anyway…or Vegeta…come to think of it, I don’t like anything that is associated with Europe.

Johnny: Isn’t your mother from Germany?

Donny: Yeah, that’s why I haven’t sent her a Christmas card in years. Damn Europeans.
HALL OF SMALLS

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Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time




PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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Krazy Kid tries his best to recover first, able to get to his knees while his targets remain where they had fell. He looks over to Matt McKenzie and charges towards him to deliver a Basement Dropkick, sending him into the barricade as he prepares to enter the ring. Before he can get there, the monstrous Englishman holds him by the legs and the two brawl as the referee counts down. The official reaches the count of nine and Piccie Smalls, who avoid this confrontation, rolls himself into the ring as his opponents begin to realize what happened. They try to reach the ring, but it is too late and are counted out.

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner via count out...PICCIE SMALLS!!!

The Notorious PIC celebrates as his entrance theme plays, meaning next week he would be one of the contenders to challenge for the European Championship. Meanwhile, both his opponents show obvious sign of frustration, knowing they had cost each other their shot at the title.
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