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| Piccie Smalls vs ??? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 15 2006, 02:23 AM (159 Views) | |
| The Jesus | May 15 2006, 02:23 AM Post #1 |
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Milk was a bad choice.
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Piccie Smalls vs ??? Stipulations: Regular Match Rules Deadline: May 20th at 7pm EST |
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| The Notorious PIC | May 16 2006, 02:26 PM Post #2 |
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Still Drunk
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Donny and Johnny are ready to throw it over to the ring announcer for the next “exciting” match when everything is interrupted by The Notorious BIG’s “Hypnotize” coming from the sound system. The sold out Russian crowd erupts into cheers and laughter when the European champion, Piccie Smalls, rides out in Tommy Dragon’s pirate ship. The vessel is weighted down with premium Russian vodka, some bottles are full, some have already been consumed by Smalls. The boat serves from side to side until it finally capsizes in front of the ring due to a sharp turn by the intoxicated Notorious PIC. He clings on to it for dear life. Piccie: AHHHHHHHH! It’s just like Poseidon! I’m gonna drown! AHHHHHH! Save me! Save me Richard Dreyfus!! The referee, who happens to be named Richard Dreyfus, rolls his eyes and goes to help Piccie Smalls, who thinks he is drowning despite laying flat on the mats outside of the ring with no water in sight. After the official has pulled the frightened champion away from his “sinking” vessel, Smalls enters the ring to address the crowd. Piccie: Oh thank god! This man is a hero! He saved my life. Let’s give him a big round of applause! Instead of clapping the crowd does, Piccie drinks more of the premium Russian vodka. Piccie: Boy that’s good. You guys are alright in my book for making something as good as this Russian vodka (the crowd pops). Now on to serious business, last night at the PPV some bum tried to take my precious European title away from me. They came like a cat or a thief or a Mexican in the night and hit me with a cheap shot. Luckily, being the fighting champion that I am and not wanting to let you fine European people down (the crowd kinda pops. They are confused as to whether they are European or not), I managed to beat Tanniyn and retain my strap. Now, I know who it was that attack me. That “oh yeah” didn’t fool anyone. He pauses for dramatic effect...and to take another drink. Piccie: It was you MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE! The crowd is stunned by this relavation but for a different reason than one may think. They are actually stunned that Macho Man Randy Savage is still alive but they soon realize that there is no way that Randy Savage is still around so they dismiss this as another one of Piccie’s drunken rants. Piccie: Yes! I was desperately searching in that darkness for some sweet and succulent Slim Jims when you got jealous Macho Man! You wanted them all to yourself so you came down to the ring and snapped a Slim Jim over my head. OH YEAH! Well, that just ain’t right. Come down here and fight me like a man and see why I am Nana-na-na NOTORIOUS Crowd: P...I..CEEEEEE! |
HALL OF SMALLS![]() Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS Champion of the Universe World Champion 2007 Three Hours of Power Winner Intercontinental Champion European Champion (greatest ever) Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon) Hardcore Champion(2) Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1 Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1 Future Hall of Famer ![]() Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP) Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP) Best RPer because I kick ass | |
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| ZJP | May 17 2006, 12:08 AM Post #3 |
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Piccie tosses the mic aside, and gets ready for a fight, staring up the ramp as the lights go out as they did last night. The formerly visibly entertained crowd chanting “MA-CHO! MA-CHO!”, waiting for Randy Savage to come out, wanting a true legend to show up at this PWA event. The continue to wait, until a sound enters the arena, along with the bright flash of the POJOtron turning on… OH YEAH! WOO! The lights go up, as none other than ZJP exits the backstage area, the crowd erupting even louder than they did for Piccie, a face not seen in nearly a year showing up, raising the V1 symbol proudly over his head. Piccie looks stunned, nearly sobered by this face that he’s never met before, as he backs up into a corner of the ring, letting ZJP have his moment, “Live for the Moment” blaring out of the soundsystem. Johnny: “My God, Donny! Listen to this crowd! A standing ovation for the former World’s Champ!” Donny: “I can’t believe he’s back!” Zach slides into the ring, as per usual, then climbs a turnbuckle and slowly raises the V1 symbol again, absorbing the crowd doing it back to him. He jumps off and faces Piccie, offering his hand for a sign of good sportsmanship, pre-match. **OORP: Great to be back… good luck!** |
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PWA Accomplishments One-Time PWA World Champion One-Time PWA Intercontinental Champion One-Time PWA Million Dollar Champion Six-Time PWA Tag Team Champion (four times with Moltar, once with Vegeta, once with Tommy Dragon) Five-Time PWA Cruiserweight Champion One-Time PWA Hardcore Champion | |
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| The Notorious PIC | May 17 2006, 08:56 PM Post #4 |
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Still Drunk
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The reigning European champion is hesitant to shake his competitor’s hand, still in shock that this man is actually here. Thoughts pass threw his inebriated mind. What does he want? Can he be trusted? How much of that vodka is left outside the ring? After a moment, Piccie remembers Zach from his earlier days in PWA. Smalls knows that ZJP was a hell of a competitor and an honorable one so he extends his hand. The two wrestlers shake and the match gets under way. Pendergrass wastes no time in starting, tying Smalls up in center ring. The grapplers fight for leverage, but ZJP soon gains the advantage. Grasping onto the arms of Smalls, the former world champion twists it around in a textbook arm wrench. The tissue inside of Smalls’ arm burns under the stress, but not for long. The Notorious PIC rolls through the move and while still holding on to ZJP’s arm, he manages to apply an arm wrench of his own, giving Pendergrass a taste of his own medicine. Oregon’s native son also tries to roll through the maneuver, but Piccie holds on, this time twisting Pendergrass’ arm behind his back in the Hammerlock position. After a few literally arm twisting moments for ZJP, Piccie realizes that he can’t win off a hammerlock and that the damage has been done. Releasing the hold, Smalls gives the returning superstar a hard shove, sending ZJP sailing towards the turnbuckles. The Notorious PIC follows closely behind in pursuit, a mistake he will soon regret. Upon reaching the turnbuckles, Pendergrass shows no sign of ring rust by jumping up, allowing the charging Piccie Smalls to pass right underneath him. On his decent, ZJP grabs Piccie by the hair driving his head into the mat. The European champion is only mildly stunned. He’s had hangovers worse than that so he can easily fight through the pain. The Notorious PIC gets back up to his feet quickly but is soon met with a stern running drop kick the former world champion. The dropkick meets Piccie dead center in his chest, which is quite impressive considering how long ZJP has been away. There is definitely no time needed to get adjusted again for the former World champion which could be a bad omen not only for Smalls, but for everyone in PWA. Smalls stumbles back into the corner with footprints outlined on his chest. The Notorious PIC is a little slow to recover. He has been caught off guard more than he has damage afflicted to him. Perhaps a bit of ego has been hurt. Regardless of what is hurting Piccie physically or mentally, Zach continues his attack. Noticing the red, bootshaped marks on the drunkard’s chest, Pendergrass decides to see how many different tones of red Piccie’s chest can display. ZJP pulls back his arm and slices into the flesh of his opponent with a knife-edged chop. While Smalls’ chest may be turning red, his face is a pale white as he tries to bear the pain. Even the crowd starts to grimace when Pendergrass follows up with another thunderous chop. Piccie can’t help but let out a cry after what seemed like a steel blade cutting through his skin. If one were to look close into the face of Smalls, they might be able to see the tears in his eyes...or maybe his body is just so filled up with alcohol that it has nowhere else to go. Regardless, Smalls has little time to recover, soon finding himself laying face up in the ring courtesy of ZJP’s monkey flip. Now the fans start getting behind the familiar returning face. Chants of “ZJP! ZJP!” roar down from the stands. The momentum is definitely in Pendergrass’ favor. Looking to add to it and to possibly end the match now, he takes a page from his old cruiserweight days and ascends the turnbuckles. Playing too the crowd, he motions to the crowd to really unleash some noise, then he leaps. Sailing through the air and with the flashbulbs going off in the background, Pendergrass extends his elbow. Piccie once thought he would be facing Randy Savage, but this elbow drop is the closest anyone will get of seeing the Macho Man here tonight. While all this has been taking place, Piccie has been regaining his composure and playing “possum”. With Pendergrass still in the air, The Notorious PIC simple rolls out of harm’s way, leaving ZJP nothing to do but to crash into the mat. All the momentum that Pendergrass had built up has vanished in the blink of an eye. Now Smalls looks to take control of the match. |
HALL OF SMALLS![]() Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS Champion of the Universe World Champion 2007 Three Hours of Power Winner Intercontinental Champion European Champion (greatest ever) Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon) Hardcore Champion(2) Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1 Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1 Future Hall of Famer ![]() Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP) Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP) Best RPer because I kick ass | |
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| ZJP | May 19 2006, 01:47 AM Post #5 |
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Piccie glances at ZJP’s impact on the mat, seeing the former champ clutch his right elbow immediately, feeling a surge of pain eminating from it. Piccie then pops up to his feet quickly, nearly too fast, stumbling to the nearby ropes due to the onsetting inebriation he is experiencing. After quickly recovering, he walks towards ZJP and stomps on his elbow twice, realizing his new target for the rest of the match. Not being as reliant on submissions as many other PWA superstars are, Piccie pulls Zach up by his weakened arm instead of trying a submission hold, allowing another surge of pain to push through Zach’s arm from the tug. However, before The Notorious PIC can mount an offensive against his foe, Zach catches him off-guard with his left elbow, smashing into the European Champion’s gut quickly. He feels his arm liberated from the drunkard’s grip, then brings his two hands together, clenching them, and driving them downwards across the back of Piccie’s neck, shoving him to the canvas. Not wanting his opponent to come back, Zach begins to stomp on the fallen Champion’s upper back, making the victim cough, his chest pounding against the mat with every strike, only his ribs stopping his lungs and heart from hitting the mat. After six successive stomps, the referee gets involved, pushing Zach away from Piccie, to which Zach replies by lifting his arms up, wanting no trouble, letting Piccie recover slightly. The European Champion begins to crawl away from ZJP towards the ropes, knowing that he shouldn’t be struck while he’s climbing, and, surprisingly, he isn’t struck by the Cruiserweight Legend, who respects the rules, and maintains his distance from his opponent, until he steps towards him, away from the ropes. Quickly, Pendergrass steps up to Tommy Dragon’s First mate, grabbing him by the head, facing him downwards and hitting a European Uppercut with his left arm, sending Piccie reeling back a few feet into the ropes, only to bounce off of them, straight back towards Pendergrass. As he stumbles forward, Smalls feels an upward tug on his arm, and, briefly, the feel of his feet no longer confined by gravity to the mat, as ZJP rolls him over with an Arm Drag, sending him crashing to the mat on his back, his arm being restrained by Pendergrass, who immediately begins the procedure to lock on a Triangle Hold, but, Piccie is able to wriggle out of it, sliding out of the ring, and out of harm’s way for now. Zach slaps the mat in frustration at his opponent sliding away from him, but grabs the ropes to bring himself back up to a vertical base. Piccie also has a look of frustration gracing as he leans down, trying to hold onto his upper back as it begins to become sore from the repeated impacts it has taken so far in the early-going of this match. The frustrated champ looks up at ZJP, who shoots him an eerie smile back, before turning around to face the crowd, raising up the V1 sign for a cheap pop. Johnny: “What an impressive return by ZJP so far, Donny! He’s showing no signs of ring rust at all!” Donny: “But where’s that mean streak we saw before he left? Why isn’t he taking this drunken slob to the trash where he belongs? Why has he turned on me?!” *OORP: Nice little one to get me back into the groove* |
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PWA Accomplishments One-Time PWA World Champion One-Time PWA Intercontinental Champion One-Time PWA Million Dollar Champion Six-Time PWA Tag Team Champion (four times with Moltar, once with Vegeta, once with Tommy Dragon) Five-Time PWA Cruiserweight Champion One-Time PWA Hardcore Champion | |
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| The Notorious PIC | May 21 2006, 09:39 PM Post #6 |
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Smalls climbs back into the ring, but is quickly pummeled by a barrage of punches from Zach Pendergrass. The former world champion is really getting into it now and each blow starts to wear down Smalls. The Notorious PIC desperately wants to get out of the situation and the match. He's had enough for one night, being totally caught off guard by the sudden reappearance of Zach Pendergrass. Finally, Smalls seizes his opportunity by turning a grappling attempt of ZJP into a Small Package roll up. 1... 2... 3!!! Ring Announcer: Here is your winner...PICCIE SMALLS!!! The crowd cheers for Piccie, but also for Zach. They are well appreciative of the great match both men put on. Piccie slides out of the ring quickly and grabs his alcohol before heading up the ramp. He looks back at Pendergrass. ZJP looks back at him. An awkward look is in his eyesand almost psychotic grin appears across his face. He chuckles a little before saying to Piccie, "Enjoy that. You haven't seen the last of me, Piccie". |
HALL OF SMALLS![]() Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS Champion of the Universe World Champion 2007 Three Hours of Power Winner Intercontinental Champion European Champion (greatest ever) Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon) Hardcore Champion(2) Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1 Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1 Future Hall of Famer ![]() Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP) Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP) Best RPer because I kick ass | |
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