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Insanity Episode 90; Palalottomatica; Rome, Italy
Topic Started: May 29 2006, 07:22 PM (415 Views)
The Notorious PIC
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WORLD TITLE MATCH
Showtime © vs. Hajjhowe

Sean Blake vs. Deception

INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH
Four Corners Elimination Match
Tom Tyco vs. Kevin Storm vs. Tommy Dragon vs. Mike Constine

Steele vs. Krazy Kid

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH
Piccie Smalls vs Kyle Dunham

Alex Giltinane vs. P.Y

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Matt Blaze © vs. Chase Haifen

Adam Senton vs Jeff Jefferson

Shawn Sykk vs The Cyclone

Frank Evans vs. The Beast

Indystar vs Jamal Thunder

Kai Saibot vs Barbedwire Bill

Lia Doomas vs The Dean Machine


(NOTICE!!!! Due to the card going up late, intros are not necessary at all for any match. Also, the deadline has been extended to this Sunday at 12pm EST)
HALL OF SMALLS

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Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time




PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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Indystar
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"Gimme" by Alice Cooper begns to play as Indy walks down the Insanity entrance way, dressed in a black shirt, black pants and a blood red tie. The Italian Fans boo the Indystar as he makes his way to the ring. His forehead has a band aid over it

Johnny: Last Thursday on Havoc, Indystar nearly crippled Dean Machine by piledriving him on a chair
Donny: Hey, Indy had the balls to bring in a chair and screw over Dean, that's great entertainment

Indy enters the ring and grabs a microphone

YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK

Indy: Last Thursday on Havoc, I piledrived Dean Machine on a chair and Im getting booed for something I usually do. I win.

The boos become evidently loud as Indy smiles evily

Indy: And If I had the chance...Id do it....AGAIN.....and AGAIN....and AGAIN until Dean was a fucking vegtable

Johnny: He what!?
Donny: You heard him John Boy

Indy: You see Dean, your high spirits and your love for the corny have pissed me off! Its guys like you who help make wrestling look like a Circus side-show when it should be a serious sport, a place where nothing was stupid, all of it be entertaining, full of tradition and shit like that. But you, you make Eddie roll in his grave!!

Johnny: WHAT!?

The crowd start to chant EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE!!

Indy: So Dean, Im here to eradicate your pathetic untalented ass!! That's why I challange you to a match....ANYWHERE.....ANYTIME....AND ANYWAY YOU WANT IT!!

The crowd cheers as Indy chuckles evily

Indy: Cause no matter what....the Indystar.....a man who has done ANYTHING to win......will.....make.......you........FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!

"Gimme" begins to play as Indy makes his way to the back

Johnny: Indy and Dean? Anywhere, anytime and anyway Dean wants to fight? That's insane!?
Donny: Hey, it'll put butts in seats, I like it
Eddie Cheats to Win
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Yeah, Yeah. The bible says alot of things....and not very clearly
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Chase Haifen
PWA Spammer
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At an over crowded Airport in Rome passengers wonder from their planes, quickly wondering over to the luggage collection booths. Amongst the crowd is Chase Haifen. Although you wouldn’t notice him, instead of looking flash and photogenic, Haifen is wearing a cap, hair tied back and tucked into his jacket and sporting a fine pair of Italian sunglasses. A tenth of the airport seems to be filled up with PWA regulars. X-Static, Matt Blaze and Jigsaw are seen carting about with their luggage. Chase picks up his suitcase from the rotating line. Leaving the airport, he pauses to take a deep breath of the Italian air. He glares over an notices a line of yellow taxi’s, he wonders over to a vacant cab and slings open the door. Settling down in the back seat of the cab, he informs the husky driver for his location. The cab takes off and Chase finds himself falling asleep to the humming of the engine.

Haifen wakes up as he notices the cab arriving at the arena. He hands over a wade of American currency to the cabbie, the cab driver looks at Chase and tells him that that this money isn’t any good here. Chase had forgotten to change the currency before leaving the airport. Haifen looks for a substitute and hands over two tickets to the ‘Insanity’ show, the driver grins and accepts the tickets.

Climbing out of the cab he notices a couple more regulars pulling up, Steele, Dunham and ‘the Lia banging’ Dean Machine. Chase decides to enter the arena through the public entrance. He notices a small stall of PWA merchandise has been set up, mainly T-Shirts and action figures. From his quick glance he notices ‘Bman for H.O.F’ T-Shirts and the amusing image of Piccie Smalls hugging the European Title. Action figure wise, they were mainly figures of the Main Eventers, Veg, Steele, Show and a bargin bin selection of ZeXX, Adam St.Clair and River Ross figures, but it looks like no-one wanted the Ross figures.

Heading to the locker room Chase wonders past this evenings schedule. He stops and backs up and looks at the board, he notices his name around about the middle of the card. Facing Matt Blaze tonight, a title shot too. Having beating both Phonie Homie and Mike C. it looks like he was given his title shot after all.

Tonight will seem to be either Chases last night in the PWA or first night as Cruiserweight Champion, still unfit enough to be claimed the ‘Cruiserweight Sensation’ he would need to loose around fifteen to twenty pounds and regain his acrobatic skills to be known under that title again.

Wins | Looses | Draws: 22 | 16 | 0

PWA Hardcore Champion (x4)
SWF Television Champion (x1)
EWA International Champion (x1)
LWA Intercontinental Champion (x1)
FWF United States Champion (x1)
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Eagle
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A lone figure is seen walking down the hallway. The shadows seem to almost purposely place a covering over his form, his eyes seeming to glow underneath the shadows. The man's form simply walking. It doesn't seem as though there's any purpose to the walk or any intent to the man's steps. When he finally steps into the light the man is revealed as being the one and only Eagle. The announcer's are unable to keep their mouths shut and start spewing their usual stupid commentary.

Johnny: "What the hell is he doing here? He hasn't even been in a ring for over a month!"

Donny: "Well, obviously he's back to attempt to save this place, I mean he didn't leave the Pojo Wrestling Federation until it literally shut down, so clearly he wants to try harder to save this place this time right?"

Johnny: "What the hell are you talking about! This place is doing fine, I mean we've got champions that defend just about every week, how you can say this place is going under?"

The announcers finally shut up as some random interviewer runs up to Eagle and shoves a microphone in the veteran competitor's face. Eagle's body staggers backwards as he feels a microphone hit his chin, his eyes glaring at the young interviewer, but it seems as though he's restrained himself slightly as he simply grits his teeth and bites his tongue. The veteran competitor awaiting the first question.

Interviewer: "Well, I guess the obvious question would be why are you here?"

Eagle's face contorts into a slight frown as he opens his mouth to answer, a slight sadness emenating from his voicebox.

Eagle: " I'm here for the simple fact that I will not let this place die! I will make sure PWA lives on no matter what! If it takes my blood, my sweat, my tears, even if it takes my life this place will not die! My issues with management may have been on display the last time I competed in a PWA ring, but nonetheless I will not allow this place to go to hell like the PWF did, my body and mind will stay with PWA till the day I die, there will be no way some pussy little indy promotion is going to shut us down!"

Interviewer: " Well, that indy promotion has already starting stealing some of the best wrestler's from the PWA. What are...."

Eagle: "Never intterupt me again you little pansy. As I was saying this little pee-on company is simply a fad, like every other company that's ever tried to compete against the PWA it will be crushed like the ant it is. This so called company wants to interfere with the PWA to make a name for themselves, I've seen it a million times, they have no chance in hell. As for all the PWA guys that are jumping to this little bitch promotion, I have two words for you..... "FUCK OFF!"........... We don't need you and I hope your happy when that ship you just jumped on crashes into the ground and you try crawling back to the PWA where I hope they spit in your face and send you packing!"

The interviewer seems to be stunned by this statement as he staggers back a step, his body nearly falling over. He finally seems to gain his composure and readies himself to ask another question, but Eagle speaks before the interviewer has a chance.

Eagle: "PWA For Life"

The veteran competitor makes an odd looking sign that looks similiar to the letters PWA, before walking off, having said what he wanted to say. the fans are in shocked silence, never having heard Eagle speak so passionately about anything in his entire career, the silence swiftly changes to widespread cheers, though the RWL fans in attendance keep their lips tightly locked together, knowing that they have to deal with this to come to a PWA show.

OORP: Just felt like doing a promo, one of my better promos, atleast there was a purpose. oh and if this offended anyone, good.
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Bman
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Bman never formally left the viewer's screen.

Bman: I challenge you to a duel!
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The Chronicles of Bman
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P.Y
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Oh, what a wonderful view
::: The scene opens from black to show a view of an empty arena; No wrestling ring, no PojoTron, nothing. It is simply an arena empty of everything … well, everything except for one man – Dave Cordell. Standing inside a skybox, he peers down towards the centre of the vacant arena without turning to the camera, his breath steaming up the glass before him whilst his hand runs through the condensation. :::

Does the view seem … familiar, Vegeta? It should do, but if it doesn’t, just imagine looking down upon the plane through the scope of a rifle. And now the memories flood back, eh Veg? Though it may be nauseating that you even attempted to murder one of the greatest PWA superstars in history, it makes me violently sick knowing how you continue to live you life as if you never did what you did. You know damn well your intentions back on that cold January night, to simply take out competition, but why on earth you thought it would never come back to haunt you just makes me laugh to the pit of my stomach. You thought that after everything you did, your kliq would possess the same amount of respect for you if they ever found out what you doing? Bah … you really are more stupid than you look.
::: Dave eventually turns around to face the camera, a smile having evolved over his jaw after branding Vegeta “stupid”. As he leans against the glass window with a view of the empty KeyArena in Seattle, home of the PojoCade just passed, the camera man begins to zoom in on the manager’s face to show his eyes stare towards the floor, a rather awkward expression now pasted upon his visage. :::

But let’s get to the point here - Unfortunately, P.Y is not with me right now. Why? It’s more than obvious that he will never return to this place in his life, but be assured he will make an appearance at Insanity tonight; there’s an issue of revenge he has to settle. But that’s not the only business he’ll be attending to. For months now, all you’ve ever seem to do is evade the truth and try to weave your way out and away from the reality staring you in the face. But he’s had enough. Tonight, he wants a simple answer to a question that’s been plaguing his mind for months – Revenge. If you had the right to attempt to take his life away, then surely he has the same rights to take away yours, right? Whatever you have to say though Vegeta, take it up with the man himself; he’ll be waiting in your ring the minute he’s displays the true meaning of “murder”.
::: The scene begins to fade into black. :::
Have a good night.


(OOC: Short but to the point)

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Deception
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The fans sit in a murmur of wonder, as they ponder wat could happen next on tonight's show. It was surely only a matter of time before Tommy Dragon's no show from last week was explained, laying Deception up with a title shot at Retaliation. Then, non-surprisingly, Going Under by Evanesence hits the PA System and the Martyr of Tears strolls out onto the stage area. His face is a dark scowl as he saunters towards the ring, his behemoth Tanniyn folowing behind him. Sliding into the ring, he is handed a microphone immediately. He looks from left to right, then straight down camera before going about his romo as he usually would.

Deception, "It's been a long time since I stood in this ring to discuss matters of my life. A long time. I've missed the euphoria.And now here I stand before you all once more, number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship. One week, that's all that's left until Retaliaton. And low and behold; I meet up with an old friend of mine. A friend that never did get any 'payback' after my treachery at Meltdown last Christmas. A friend that has no friendly vibes eminating from him towards my own person. Not then, a very good friend."

Deception chuckles, shaking his head. He looks around at the crowd and his face contorts into a twist of contempt.

Deception, "Showtime was never a friend of mine. Was never an ally, just a means to an end. Co-Television Champions. That was as close to partners as we got and that only last twenty four hours. Showtime, it's been over a year our last one on one bout. And now, we meet again in the most important night of my career ... or the last of my career. You see, Tommy thinks you capable of beating me and sending me packing. Or he would have known his sorry ass on Thursday night. I think you capable of nothing more than riding the coattails of your past. You live off what you achieved four, five years ago. I feed off what I can achieve tomorrow, die off what I ahiceve today and mourn over what I achieved yesteryear. I have a proposition though ... as it's my home nation we'll be battling in. I thought it only fitting you choose the scenario, the stipulation, your punishment. Think carefully on it Mr. World Champion, it could be the death of you and your title reign."

Deception shuts up, the lights go off.They come back on, he gone.

ooc: short, simple, makes its point.
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Matt Blaze
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As we are about to get underway with the Cruiserweight Championship match of the evening, the camera shifts to the backstage area. Luckily for our viewers at home and in the arena, Mitchell Cole is nowhere to be found in this shot. The PWA's Cruiserweight Champion though, is. Just as he is about to walk out of his dressing room, his cell phone rings. "The Future" contemplates picking it up, considering his match is next, but obliges to the nagging call of the "Crazy Train" ringtone. Raising the phone up to his ear, Blaze takes the call. Although what the person on the other end is saying is inaudible, the camera remains focused on the Cruiserweight Champion.

Matt Blaze -- Yeah. I'm about to head out there for my match.... Yeah... Yup.

Suddenly, there is a long silence, before Blaze speaks again, this time as if his mouth is dry.

Matt Blaze -- Say that again? They're actually on board with the idea? Nice... Yeah.. Ok. What?

A look of shock is on the Champ's face now..

Matt Blaze -- Please tell me you're joking. He actually agreed to this too? Wow.. Uh huh... Ok.

A calm look spreads over Blaze's face now, as if everything is right in the world all of a sudden..

Matt Blaze -- Yeah, I talked to him when I got here at the arena... Yeah, I spoke with him too. Don't worry about it. I guess we got everything under wraps now... Who? Yeah, I spoke to him too, he's all for it. Listen, I gotta get going.

Blaze picks up his Championship belt and begins to head towards the door, his cell phone still pressed to his ear..

Matt Blaze -- Yeah, should be a piece of cake tonight Saint. What you need to worry about is getting back on the road with us and defending that damn title of yours before you're MADE to give it up. Yeah.. ok. Peace.

As Blaze hangs up with who we now know was The Suicidal Saint, one has to wonder what exactly the two were talking about when they mentioned people being on board with a certain "idea." We go to a commercial for some random shitty ass DVDs, and await the Cruiserweight Championship match when we return..
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Kyle
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After a commericial break, PWA Insanity returns with a picture of Kyle Dunham.

Kyle:
I'm just going to make this short and sweet, because next week I'll have much.... much bigger news. Well tonight I take on a guy by the name of Piccie Smalls. I've never wrestled him before, but the tapes of him speak for themselves. Piccie isn't worthy enough to scrub my locker room floor, let alone be in the same ring with me! Sure, he has the European Championship, a title I've strived to hold for months now, but I'm not going to approach this match like my other matches. You see, I'm going to forget my past losses, and Piccie's supposed legendary status. Because you see, when I get out there, you're sure as hell not going to see Kyle Dunham. When you see me out there, you will see a man reborn from the ashes that were Kyle Dunham. There was a time in my life where I was at my pinnacle... and it is time to be back on that pinnacle... no... I want to pass that pinnacle. Kyle Dunham is no more, and a new person will arrive tonight. What you fans, the people in the back, and the upper management are going to see, will shock you into believing of my true ability. Tonight you are going to see Piccie Small's demise. Now it's time to end this promo. Next week, I'm going to have big news. Not only will I be the new European Championships.... but I can promise you this... you will all be expecting an explanation out of me... hahahahahahahaha!

Kyle continues to laugh as the camera fades to black.
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.::------------------------The Natural Born Kicka | Kyle Dunham-----------------------::.
::Kyle Dunham::
Status: Returning
Face/Heel: Tweener
Hometown: Medina, Ohio
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 Pounds


Finishers:
Dunham Driver
Gaara Stretch
Wrestling Style: Striker, Lucharesu


::Titles::
Currently Holding:
Held:


Overall Record: (Wins | Loss | Draw Or DQ)
0-0-0


In The Way Of Greatness:


Proved To Be A Worthy Opponent:
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The Notorious PIC
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Insanity comes back from commercial with the screen fading in to the backstage parking garage. In an Austin Powers type situation, Piccie Smalls and Tommy Dragon have gotten their motorized “pirate ship” stuck in between two guard rails.

Tommy: Rear Admiral Piccie! Hard turn to port!
Piccie: Port? Rome doesn’t have ports.
Tommy: Left! or is it right?
Piccie: Captain! Look! Intruders off the right bow!

Indeed someone is approaching the boat, but it’s not a rival vessel, it’s former World champion and former tag team partner to Tommy Dragon, Zach Pendergrass.

ZJP: Tommy! Look at you. What’s gotten into you?
Tommy: I’m a pirate! ARRRRRR!
ZJP (shaking his head): Why are you doing this to yourself. You use to be a top performer. You don’t need to align yourself with this drunk.

Piccie looks up in attention as if “drunk” was his name. Apparently he’s gotten use to the name by now.

Piccie (smiling like a 4 year old who’s proud he can write his own name): I’m the European champion!

ZJP: Yes....see what I mean Tommy? How can you go from me to this?
Tommy: Piccie is a great wrestler.
ZJP: How can you say that when you two haven’t even had a tag match together? WE were champions. You two are nothing.
Tommy: Well, considering Piccie beat you a couple of weeks ago, I’d say he’s on your level...nah, greater.

The crowd gives out the big “Ooooooo”, knowing that “dem’s fightn words”.

ZJP (angered):
WHAT! That win was crap! It was my first match back. I had rust...yeah! He caught me off guard. That doesn’t count.
Piccie: Yeah it does
ZJP: No it doesn’t
Piccie: Yeah it does!
ZJP: NO IT DOESN’T
Piccie: NO IT DOESN’T....wait, yeah it does!
Tommy: That’s enough!
ZJP: Fine. But you know we were damn good together. We still could be but if you want to do bar crawls with this bum and play pirates, go ahead.
Tommy: Look, Zach. We were a great team but like the seas, I’m always changing...shifting around...going from high tide to low tide...maybe no tide...anyway, the point is Piccie is my partner now. You’ll have to live with that. Rear Admiral Piccie! Plan a course for the refreshment table! I’ve heard they’ve got those little cocktail weiners again!
Piccie: Yes sir!

Piccie frees the “boat” by getting out and pushing it straight again. He nearly runs over ZJP as they swerve away. As Zach stands there alone, he takes something out of his pocket and looks at it. The camera catches a glimpse of it. It’s a photograph of Tommy and Piccie partying after Piccie won the European Title...except ZJP’s head has been cropped onto Piccie’s body.

ZJP: Partners, eh? We’ll see for how long...
HALL OF SMALLS

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Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time




PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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Tom Tyco
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(Been waiting to do this. Wanna know why my sig banner changed to what it is now? This is the reason)

Tom Tyco is seen in a hall backstage, walking towards what appears to be the parking lot. He has a duffle-bag and a vintage "Howocity Citizen!" hat on his head. As he enters the spacious area, a reporter catches him in the crosswire. He immidiately begins questioning.

Reporter: Tom Turner Tyco! I must say, the Intercontinental Title match tonight was breathtaking! Did you expect it to end how it did?!

Tom Tyco: Of course I did ... just one thing. Who won it? I don't even remember most of it. I felt like I was possessed or something.

Reporter: Really? Well of course the winner was ...


Just before the reporter can spit out the last of his words to his "suspenseful" sentence, his shoulder jerks hard to the right. Mike Constine's body enters the picture as the reporter disappears behind his scrawny physique.

Mike Constine: Hey "Pico." You pinned me in the match unfairly tonight. I was ganged up on. Two, three of you all turned against me at once and it was not fair.

Tom Tyco: That's the way the business rolls sometimes buddy. So LIVE WITH THAT, PI ...


Mike charges his right fore-arm forth into Mr. Tyco's head thus knocking him back. A roan glossy finish emerges from the Hardcore Legend's face and thus rage allows him to thrust back towards the cruiserweight. The fore-arms immidiatly transpire into flying fists back and forth. Both men stance in fighting stance, street clothes limiting their spread of legs. Back and forth they power until alas Tom shifts forth thus giving him the upper-hand. The New York native can only see humiliation now as he takings shots without any sort of tactical stronghold. Alas, a powerful ajaring blowing to Constine extinguishes his stance and he falls backwards onto the concrete. He of course lands on his posterior and quickly scrambles away. Unfortunally for him, Constine bee-lines his crawl directly into a parking lot pilar made of concrete. A smug grin shyly greets Mr. Tyco's face and he walks towards the merciful foe. As his stride quickens, he picks up his duffle bag. He reaches his point of attack and reaches into the duffle bag; in it sits a pickaxe of all things!

Johnny: NO! He's gonna split Constine's head wide open!

Donny: Unbelivible!


Tom Tyco inches closer as to intimidate the now scared "warrior." He adjusts the pickaxe, looking keenly at it's sharp edges as the fellow man watches in freight. With his fingers, Tom rubs the end of the axe with his bare fingers as though making sure it's to his likings. Suddenly, he adjusts his hands to the handle and gets in ready swing mode; the foe merely clinches his eyes tight and embraces for impact with nowhere to go. In the retrospective of the cruiserweight, a voice chimes in; Mr. Tyco himself.

Tom Tyco: You see this pickaxe, Mike? This is a representation of what a I once was. That of course being, The Pick. This was given to me at the very beginning of my career by NJ Brock himself to represent the start of things to come for me. Since then, I have only grown with and into this company as it has grown into me. Things have changed, quite basically. But lately, I've felt the need to be what I once was, except of course, more polished. This is where you, my lucky volunteer, come in. You should feel quite lucky because I've been waiting for the right moment to do this and you're going to be the one to help me. At Retaliation, I don't want just a normal match, but a HARDCORE Match and you are the guy to give it to me. For in one corner it will be Mike "New York Man" Constine taking on yours truely, Tom .... "THE PICK" ... Tyco. Now live with that, PICCCCCCCCCCCCOOOO!!!

Mike opens his eyes to see Tyco remove a vintage "peace sign" bandana from his bag and throw it on Constine's lap. The pickaxe hangs from the Hardcore legend's right side as he turns to walk away.

Johnny: Can you believe it?! We're going to see The Pick in action once again! This is amazing!

Donny: Even I have to agree with you on this one Johnny! I think we're going to see a much "cooler" side to Tom Tyco from now on!
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Deano White
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The Dean Machine is backstage with a smile on his face polishing his Lean Mean Dean Machine because he got a bit of dust and a burn stain on it earlier then he cooked chicken on it. An interviewer comes charging in Dean's room to say well done for his efforts earlier tonight against Lia Doumas.

Interviewer: Dean how are you feeling after your match against Lia?

Dean: I feel very happy thanks, You have got to give it to Lia though that girl can sure wrestle.

Interviewer: In all fairness to Lia she is a bit of a weak oppenent isnt she? Plus fighting girls will not really put your reputation up.

Dean: Well No I dont really think it will but I am not really bothered. It was a great match in my view I am happy enough at the moment anyway.

Interviewer: Thats great so any words for your fans Dean?

Dean: Yeah stay out of trouble and use my Dean Machine to keep healthy.

Dean then shakes the interviewers hand as the interviwer leaves Dean's locker room. Dean goes to pack his belongings away as he puts his hoodie on and puts his ipod on as he goes to walk to his car.

While his back is turned a man in a suit and a luchadore mask swipes his Dean Machine, Leaving a note for the Dean Machine.

Dean looks confused and reads the note and it says.....SNATCH on. Dean looks confused and freaked from what the mystery man did. Dean leaves the locker room as the camera turns off.
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Kai Saibot
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*The camera goes to the back and we see Kai walking through the halls.

Donny: Where is Kai going his match is over

Johnny:It looks like he's heading to the ring


*The camera then pans in on Kai's shirt*

The Next Generation is coming
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New York Man
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Mike Constine enters the ring. He is wearing his usual outer-ring attire which is a tie and slacks.

Mike: As you guys saw, I was attacked by Tom Tyco earlier tonight. He made a challenge to me. He proposed that at Retaliation, it will be Mike Constine vs. Tom Tyco in a Hardcore Rules match. Well Tom, Mike Constine does not accept this challenge.
Boos are heard from the crowd.

Mike Constine has been a joke. He continues to lose wrestling matches. He his horrible at four way matches, tag-teams, and high flying matches. During the past couple of weeks, I have considered retiring from this sport. If it wasn't for Piccie Smalls and the support from the rest of my peers, I would've hung up the boots already. However, enough is enough! Mike Constine will not face Tom Tyco in a Hardcore match at Retaliation.

He rips off his tie and shirt which reveals a Yankee jersey under it. He takes off his slacks. Blue jeans were under those slacks.

NEW YORK MAN will be facing Tom Tyco at Retaliation. I wanted to retire because there was something missing from me from the past. I lost my edge. It all started when I joined Kai's stable, Extreme Revolution. Kai told me to change my name. I ended New York Man's career and chose Mike Constine. I advanced myself out of the Hardcore level in PWA and into the European and Television division. As it turns out, I abandoned my legacy. This is the same guy that competed in an Empire State Street Fight with Tommy Dragon. This is the same guys that has competed in two Massacre Battle Royals and a Pojocade Hardcore slugfest with the rest of the roster. I defeated Assassin in a Steel Cage match at Massacre 2005. I won another steel cage match against Vulture, Dunn, and Howell at the next Massacre. I am a two time Hardcore Champion. New York Man is all about hardcore. I am not a wrestler, I am a hardcore brawler. For months, I called myself a Wrestling Warrior. I am not that nickname. I am a HARDCORE WARRIOR.

The crowd pops in response.

Tom, I don't want to face Tyco at Retaliation. I want to face THE PICK. You and I competed in Hardcore matches before but never one on one. New York Man vs. The Pick sounds more hardcore than Mike Constine vs. Tom Tyco. I mean Constine and Tyco? That symbolizes shells of our former selves. We need to transform ourselves back into what made us be well known. Pick, the Hardcore Legend, and New York man, a Hardcore Warrior.

The now New York man drops the mic and leaves.

Johnny: Wow!

Donny: It's on!
PWA Achievments:
One Time Cruiserweight Champion
Three time Hardcore Champion
One Time Television Champion
Made it to the Final Four of the 2005 Wrestlefest Rumble
Undefeated in Steel Cage Matches.

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