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Topic Started: Jun 18 2006, 08:17 PM (255 Views)
Eagle
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Can't Rp this week due to getting stitches in my right pinky due to slicing it open on a dishwasher( Yeah, I know brilliant.) But yeah, this is hurting like hell just to type this so yeah, please give me this week off.
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Vegeta
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Ok Eagle, sorry to hear that man. I hope you get better and can return soon. You think you'll be ready to have a match next week?
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PWA Title History:
World Champion (3)
Intercontinental Champion (3)
Television Champion (1)
European Champion (1)
Tag Team Champion (4)
(1 w/ Zach Pendergrass, 1 w/ Hott2Flamez, 1 w/ Bman, and 1 w/ Triple 6)
Hardcore Champion (1)
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Triple 6
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...On a dishwasher? o_O I gotta be honest, that is the weirdest way of getting a nasty cut I've ever heard. I hope you were at least installing it and not just walking by it or something. >_>


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::Accomplishments::
Voted Best Roleplayer Ever
PWA Hall of Famer (Inducted September 2007)
PWA World Champion
(x4)
Voted Best World Champion Ever
Only Person To Win The World Title With Two Different Characters
PWA Tag Team Champion (x7, w/Sambo (3), Deception, Tony Xtreme, Razer, Organon, Jebediah, and Vegeta respectively.)
Voted Best Tag Team Competitor Ever
Voted Tag Team of the Year 2002 (with Sambo as Death Metal)
Runner-Up For Best Tag Team Ever With Both Forsworn and Death Metal
4-1 in Wrestlefest Rumbles
First Winner of Three Hours of Power (2002)
Only Person to Headline Four PojoCades
Only Person To Win Four Matches On One Show
Voted Best Stable Ever With Forsworn
RPer of the Year 2004
(joint w/ Deception)
Match of the Year 2004 (Razer/Steele vs. Deception/Triple 6)
PPV Match of the Year 2004 (Team Extreme vs. The Forsworn)
World Champion of the Year 2004
Tag Team Champions of the Year 2004
(w/ Deception)
Match of the Year 2005 (Triple 6 vs. Jeff Holsten: 2/3 Falls)
PPV Match of the Year 2005 (Triple 6 vs. Jeff Holsten: 2/3 Falls)
Feud of the Year 2005 (Forsworn Schism)
Most Memorable Moment of 2005 (Forsworn Ending At ED)
Tag Team Champions of the Year 2005 (w/ Organon, tie with MoP)
RPer of the Year 2007
Return of the Year 2007
World Champion of the Year 2007
Tag Team Champion of the Year 2007 (with Vegeta)
Undefeated When Challenging For Tag Titles (7-0)
Held World Title A Combined Time of 543 Days
Held Tag Titles A Combined Time of 659 Days
Author of Longest Existing Roleplay (10K Words -- SHIFTY NO MORE!)
Author of Second Longest Existing Roleplay (6.5K Words) :shifty
Received Twice As Many Votes As Hajjhowe For Best Promoer Ever
(Runner-up, tied with Jeff Holsten)
Has Made Kalevala Tap Three Times (Twice In One Month)
11-0 Winning Streak to Begin Return in 2007
Has Heard Mysterio's Girly Voice
Winner of PWA Mafia :shifty


::Hall of Fame Matches::
Steele vs. Vegeta vs. Triple 6 from PojoCade I (Main Event)
Triple 6 vs. Hajjhowe from Pandemonium 2003 (Main Event)
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The Notorious PIC
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Yeah, that is odd. I'm not quite sure how you would do it.

Oh, and just type using your index fingers. :p
HALL OF SMALLS

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Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time




PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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Thomas Driver
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I work in a deli and can't say I've ever been that afraid to go near the dishwasher...
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The Jesus
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Milk was a bad choice.
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You have a job? O_o
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Thomas Driver
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Yes, white people have these things called jobs. It's amazing how they work, you should tell your family and friends to give it a shot Myst.
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Mysty's family does have a job, they wake up at 5 am every morning and mow lawns.
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PWA Title History:
World Champion (3)
Intercontinental Champion (3)
Television Champion (1)
European Champion (1)
Tag Team Champion (4)
(1 w/ Zach Pendergrass, 1 w/ Hott2Flamez, 1 w/ Bman, and 1 w/ Triple 6)
Hardcore Champion (1)
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Tom Tyco
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Dishwashers range. At the country club I used to work at, it's understandible how you could cut yourself on a dishwasher. Hope you have a speedy recovery dude. Seems we can't do the tag tourny with you out this week bastard. Lol, kidding. Get well. Peace.
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Eagle
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That's nothing, I cut myself on a butter knife two years ago, that's the weirdest cut I've ever had, put too much pressure on it, trying to open something and needed two stitches a couple years ago, but yeah, I can't type even a decent Rp with my hand like this, I can only type a little like this, I'll be better by next week though.
PWA Career Highlights

Winner of Three Hours Of Power 2004
Hold the record for the second longest RP in PWA history with 7,298 words
Greatest European Champion Of All Time
3 time PWA european champion
Former PWA Hardcore Champion
Former PWA Million Dollar Champion


IWA Heavyweight Champion(first, current and last)



PASSION RULES REASON
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Thomas Driver
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Butter knife? What the fuck? Get cut by something with an actual blade like a real man.
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The Notorious PIC
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Well, at least he said butterknife instead of plastic knife. That would have been sad.
HALL OF SMALLS

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Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time




PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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Xstatic
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Emo guys like sharp knives and they aren't real men, Tmy.
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Tommy Dragon,Jun 19 2006
10:25 AM
Butter knife? What the fuck? Get cut by something with an actual blade like a real man.

I did the same thing too...cept I was trying to get me some of that awesome ice cream cake from dairy queen...fucking dairy queen!
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Tom Tyco
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Who gets ice cream cake by screwing the Dairy Queen anymore? She's a slut and full of diseases and crap >_>
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The Jesus
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Milk was a bad choice.
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How the fuck do you cut yourself with a butter knife?

Seriously.
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Devlin Jackson
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most people aren't as evasive as mexicans, mysty.
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The Jesus
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Milk was a bad choice.
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IT'S A FUCKING BUTTER KNIFE!
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Tom Tyco,Jun 19 2006
11:57 AM
Who gets ice cream cake by screwing the Dairy Queen anymore? She's a slut and full of diseases and crap >_>

BURGER KING DIDN'T WRAP HIS WHOPPER!


</grade 4 joke's punchline, 4 posts late>
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Tom Tyco
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It was one of those things I typed and accidently posted. I usually delete stupid crap like that before hurting the world's eyes lol. Thanks Bman.
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Tommy, do you work at Anthony's on Phillip Avenue?
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One Time Cruiserweight Champion
Three time Hardcore Champion
One Time Television Champion
Made it to the Final Four of the 2005 Wrestlefest Rumble
Undefeated in Steel Cage Matches.

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Eww @ stalkage.
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:lol @ all posts
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New York Man,Jun 20 2006
01:26 AM
Tommy, do you work at Anthony's on Phillip Avenue?

No. I plan on avoiding there for a while now too.
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Tom Tyco
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:lol
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Tommy Dragon,Jun 21 2006
01:10 AM
New York Man,Jun 20 2006
01:26 AM
Tommy, do you work at Anthony's on Phillip Avenue?

No. I plan on avoiding there for a while now too.

Hey Anthony is a friend of my family.
PWA Achievments:
One Time Cruiserweight Champion
Three time Hardcore Champion
One Time Television Champion
Made it to the Final Four of the 2005 Wrestlefest Rumble
Undefeated in Steel Cage Matches.

President and Founder of the Utica College Autism Awareness Club. Proud to be Autistic! "The Power of Autism"

Manager for the Utica College Pioneer Hockey Team. Go Pioneers!!

http://theautisticsportsnerdsblog.blogspot.com/
My Sports Blog

http://autismaj.blogspot.com/
My Autism Blog
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Tom Tyco
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I think he's a friend of everyone's family :shifty
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Triple 6
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Is he tight with Kanyon? <_<


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::Accomplishments::
Voted Best Roleplayer Ever
PWA Hall of Famer (Inducted September 2007)
PWA World Champion
(x4)
Voted Best World Champion Ever
Only Person To Win The World Title With Two Different Characters
PWA Tag Team Champion (x7, w/Sambo (3), Deception, Tony Xtreme, Razer, Organon, Jebediah, and Vegeta respectively.)
Voted Best Tag Team Competitor Ever
Voted Tag Team of the Year 2002 (with Sambo as Death Metal)
Runner-Up For Best Tag Team Ever With Both Forsworn and Death Metal
4-1 in Wrestlefest Rumbles
First Winner of Three Hours of Power (2002)
Only Person to Headline Four PojoCades
Only Person To Win Four Matches On One Show
Voted Best Stable Ever With Forsworn
RPer of the Year 2004
(joint w/ Deception)
Match of the Year 2004 (Razer/Steele vs. Deception/Triple 6)
PPV Match of the Year 2004 (Team Extreme vs. The Forsworn)
World Champion of the Year 2004
Tag Team Champions of the Year 2004
(w/ Deception)
Match of the Year 2005 (Triple 6 vs. Jeff Holsten: 2/3 Falls)
PPV Match of the Year 2005 (Triple 6 vs. Jeff Holsten: 2/3 Falls)
Feud of the Year 2005 (Forsworn Schism)
Most Memorable Moment of 2005 (Forsworn Ending At ED)
Tag Team Champions of the Year 2005 (w/ Organon, tie with MoP)
RPer of the Year 2007
Return of the Year 2007
World Champion of the Year 2007
Tag Team Champion of the Year 2007 (with Vegeta)
Undefeated When Challenging For Tag Titles (7-0)
Held World Title A Combined Time of 543 Days
Held Tag Titles A Combined Time of 659 Days
Author of Longest Existing Roleplay (10K Words -- SHIFTY NO MORE!)
Author of Second Longest Existing Roleplay (6.5K Words) :shifty
Received Twice As Many Votes As Hajjhowe For Best Promoer Ever
(Runner-up, tied with Jeff Holsten)
Has Made Kalevala Tap Three Times (Twice In One Month)
11-0 Winning Streak to Begin Return in 2007
Has Heard Mysterio's Girly Voice
Winner of PWA Mafia :shifty


::Hall of Fame Matches::
Steele vs. Vegeta vs. Triple 6 from PojoCade I (Main Event)
Triple 6 vs. Hajjhowe from Pandemonium 2003 (Main Event)
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In more ways than one.

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