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Insanity Episode 91; Crisler Arena; Ann Arbor, Michigan
Topic Started: Jun 18 2006, 09:55 PM (551 Views)
Vegeta
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World Title Match
Deception © vs Special Guest Opponent

Tag Tournament Qualifier
Matt McKenzie & Jamal Thunder vs Bman & Hajjhowe

Showtime vs Julio Guerrera

P.Y vs Kevin Storm

Television Title Match
Sean Blake © vs Alex Giltinane

Tommy Dragon vs Tom Tyco

Johnny Heathen vs New York Man

European Title Match
Piccie Smalls © vs Jeff Jefferson

Cruiserweight Title Match
Matt Blaze © vs Adam Senton

Hardcore Title Match
Jigsaw © vs Reno Kaneshiro

Suicidal Saint vs Joker

Devlin Jackson vs NOAH

Hardcore Rules
Damian Paine vs Barbwire Bill

Tariq El-Habib vs Zero

Frank Evans vs Kai Saibot

Jesse James vs Jimmy Powers vs The Beast
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PWA Title History:
World Champion (3)
Intercontinental Champion (3)
Television Champion (1)
European Champion (1)
Tag Team Champion (4)
(1 w/ Zach Pendergrass, 1 w/ Hott2Flamez, 1 w/ Bman, and 1 w/ Triple 6)
Hardcore Champion (1)
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Vegeta
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PWA Insanity starts off by showing clips from last night's PPV, Retaliation, where a new World Champion was crowned, a Monster beat an Icon, and a Vintage Hardcore Match ended the Intercontinental Champion retaining. As the last few clips show Deception celebrating in his home country with the World Title, the video package comes to an end. It's at this point that the viewers find themselves inside a familiar room, the very office of the PWA Owner. Not geared up to wrestle tonight, Vegeta is sporting a suit and tie. A bandage covers his forehead, as one could assume that it's hiding his wound he received last night after taking a chairshot to the head. Taking a quick sip of water out of his Poland Spring water bottle, Vegeta clears his throat and begins speaking.

Vegeta: There is obviously a lot on my mind tonight. I have several issues to address tonight and I'll start off with P.Y. Last night I went into my match with my head held high, thinking that there is no way I could lose. Well I was wrong. The second I took my eyes off P.Y, it just so happens that he cheap shots me with a steel chair. Not only that, but that son of a bitch Dave Cordell continued to mock my family last night. I don't know how far you two want to take this, but I won't stand for your shit any longer. You guys want to involve my family, you want to steal a win from under my nose, you want to accuse me of shooting you! I've said it once and I'll say it again, and I'll continue saying it and even take it to my grave...P.Y, I did not shoot you. Now sure our match last night was because you want to accuse me of being the one to put you out of action for awhile, but hear me out, last night you took it to another level by continuing to involve my family. I want you in the ring one more time P.Y, so when the time is right for you, just let me know when you're ready.

Opening the top of his water bottle, Vegeta takes another drink from it and tries calming himself down.

Vegeta: Now that we're finally back in the states, it's safe to say that...damn it's good to be back! Deception, last night you pulled off the biggest upset in PWA history. Not only was it the biggest upset, but what were the odds of you actually winning your first World Title in your home country? Well Deception, we're back in the United States and my guess is that your luck has run out. You don't have your home crowd and you sure as hell don't have what it takes to beat me. I've been wrestling since December and I have yet had a World Title match and Deception, I'm calling you out. I want what I vacated so long ago. So how about this Thursday? You and I for the World Title? Prove to me and everyone else that last night wasn't just a fluke. If you're man enough, then I'll expect an answer tonight.

Vegeta pauses for a moment as the crowd inside the arena cheer at the fact that The Showstopper plans on winning the World Title once again.

Vegeta: Now enough about me. A major reason I wanted to take up the first couple of minutes of this show is for this major announcement. It has come to my attention that the almight Steele and his partner Julio were forced to vacate their Tag Team titles. We can't possibly have titles without having champions to hold them, now can we? So with that said, I am officially announcing the start of a Tag Team tournament. Tonight, Bman and Hajjhowe will square off against Matt McKenzie & Jamal Thunder in a qualifying match. The winners of that match will move on to the tournament, which will officially start this Thursday on Havoc. Eight teams will be involved and only one will be crowned the Tag Team champions, because at Ground Zero, the finals of this tourament will take place. So to those involved, good luck, and may the best team win.

The camera zooms out, showing the set of Tag Titles on Vegeta's desk as Insanity goes to a commerical.
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PWA Title History:
World Champion (3)
Intercontinental Champion (3)
Television Champion (1)
European Champion (1)
Tag Team Champion (4)
(1 w/ Zach Pendergrass, 1 w/ Hott2Flamez, 1 w/ Bman, and 1 w/ Triple 6)
Hardcore Champion (1)
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Barbedwire Bill
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The screen goes from the opening segment to a view of Barbedwire Bill backstage...and he is surrounded by hardcore weapons.

BB: Last night...some people told me that I won on a fluke...but that's okay, as long as they know that I won. You see, Senton, I wasn't in my element...I wasn't able to go all out on you. You maybe great at doing all your pretty little flips, and your high flying moves. That's all good, but when it comes down to it, i'm just flat out better than you. You know it, I know, hell, everyone knows it! I could beat you with one arm, one leg, and a blindfold on! But I don't want a blindfold match, oh no, I want something more. I want something...EXTREME! I want to cause you so much pain that you will have scars to remind you of me. You see all of these weapons behind me...that's nothing compared to what I want. You see...there is a reason that they call me barbedwire Bill...and that is because, DUH, I like barbedwire!

He walks over to a trash can, reaches into the can, and pulls out a long string of barbedwire. He begins to wrap it around himself while he continues to talk.

BB: See, it is just the most amazing thing ever. You can do so much with it! You can tie someone in it...you can whip someone...you can even wrap someone in it. It doesn't matter. You see...what I want is this. I want you, and me, in a barbedwire match! That's right, a barbedwire match! I want you to come into my element, I want you to feel the utmost pain that I can inflict on you. You cannot imagine what it is like to be surrounded by something so life threating...it's such a rush! I just can't explain it. You have to see it for yourself. The fans of PWA owe it to themselves to see it. WE owe it to the fans to give it to them. I'm willing...but are you? Even if you don't accpet this...I will get you...one way or another. I want you to see what being hardcore is all about.

By this time, BB has wraped up his entire arm in barbedwire. His arms have little cuts on them, but nothing to major...not even any blood. He looks at his arm then looks back into the camera and begins to laugh.

BB: Oh yes...and don't forget. Be careful as always kids...you don't want to end up like me!

BB then walks off the set and away from the camera

Jonny: That guy is messed up, big time.

Donny: You could say that he is messed up TO THE EXTREME! Oh man, I love it! A barbedwire match? I haven't seen one of those in ages!

Jonny: That is because it is really extremely brutal, no one is willing to go through it, except this psycho.
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The European Champion Piccie Smalls is in the backstage area having a drink with his tag team partner, Tommy Dragon. Actually, Tommy is having a drink; Piccie is having many drinks, as usual. The two are discussing the tag team tournament but all that can be made of their strategy was a comment from Piccie about “gitn r dun”. This enlightening conversation is soon interrupted by the young upstart, Jeff Jefferson.

Jefferson: Hey Piccie!

Piccie: Huh? What? No you can’t have any my beer.

Jefferson: No no no. I want a shot at that title you have around your waist

Piccie: You want to suckle the tit around my waste? Wtf is wrong with you?

Jefferson: TITLE. Gimmie a shot at your European Title.

Piccie: No way.

Jefferson: What? You scared that I’m undefeated?

Piccie: Undefeated? Hell, I didn’t even know you were on the roster.

Tommy: Oh! Oh! You got served son.

Jefferson: Uh yeah....so, what do you say, you and me, tonight.

Suddenly the lights dim on the area. Tommy Dragon pulls a keyboard out of nowhere and begins to play. Three backstage crew workers walk up and start harmonizing as back up singers. The whole situation as Jeff Jefferson a little uneasy.

Piccie (singing a perfect rendition of Crazy by Gnarls Barkley): Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control

(Piccie and the back up singers break out into a little boy band dance number)

Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me

The music stops, the lights come back on, the back-up singers go about their duties. It’s as if nothing has ever happened/



Jefferson(utterly stupefied): So...uh...I can get my shot?

Piccie: Yeah sure.

Jefferson walks away while Piccie and Tommy finish their conversation. The screen fads out to commercial, ironically to a commercial for Gnarls Barkley’s album. Coincidence?
HALL OF SMALLS

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Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time




PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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New York Man
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"New York , New York" by Frank Sinatra plays and out comes New York Man. The New Yorker does not wear his Yankee hat nor jersey but instead, a tang top and jeans. NYM has staples the top of his head. He is now in the ring with the mic.


NYM: You know, it's frustrating. I can't describe it anymore. Week after week, I perform to the best of my abilities yet I always fall short. I seem to choke in clutch situations, I bleed, sweat and sacrificed my body to attempt to win the Intercontinental Championship. However, I fell short..........again. This is why I wanted to retire, I just can't win the big one. No matter how hard I try, some obstacle always prevents me from winning. Even if I outperform my opponent, I get an unlucky break and I pay the price for it.

Look at what is on the top of my head. These are staples that I received at the hospital in England after my Hardcore match against the Pick. I refused to have my head numbed so I told the doctor to staple it on right away and he did. I was attacked with a baseball bat, staples are nothing compared to being bashed with a baseball bat.

Oh, congratulations to Deception for winning the World Title against Showtime last night. It seems that a World Title Match is the only match where Deception does his own work, rather than that stupid beast, Tanniyn. Trust me Deception, your title reign won't last a single defense.

This brings me to Tommy Dragon. Hey Tommy, the doctors did not clear me from wrestling tonight but I didn't care. I wanted to face you in a Hardcore Match TONIGHT. However, I heard you had plans. Well Tommy, I doubt you had plans because I'm sure that you saw my match with the Pick. You knew what I went through and how I attacked Pick. That's why you don't want to face me in Hardcore Match.

I want a title so badly. At Ground Zero, when I'm a little more healthy, I will be in a Hardcore match once again. I have chosen a victim. That victim is........The Notorious Pic.

Hey Piccie Smalls, I challenge you to a Hardcore Match at Ground Zero. Oh yeah, your European Championship will be on the line if you still have it. If I win, you have to quit drinking beer forever, and if you win, I will never get a title shot again. How about it Pic? I expect an answer later tonight.


New York Man leaves.

PWA Achievments:
One Time Cruiserweight Champion
Three time Hardcore Champion
One Time Television Champion
Made it to the Final Four of the 2005 Wrestlefest Rumble
Undefeated in Steel Cage Matches.

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RAWWWWWWWW. EyyyyyyyyyyRRRRRRhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIWWWWW.

When Worlds Collide - Powerman5000 blares through the speakers, signalling the return of Bman. The fans go loud, it appears the legend was not killed at all!

Nope, he definitely was killed.

Bman steps out, a very rigid step, barely bending his knee. The next step is just as awkward. His arms extended outwards to each side, down to a 45 degree angle. He waddles kind of like a stiff duck, actually. Talentless Hack is with him, a huge smile on his face. As they arrive in the ring, Talentless Hack sits on the middle rope to help Bman into the ring. He then calls for a mic.

Talentless Hack: Laaadiessss, and gentlemen. Boys and girls. YOUR Alaskan Assassinnn, BBBBBMANNNNNNN.

The ovation is grand, but Bman does not even flinch. He has zero reaction. When the fans quiet down, Talentless Hack explains.

Talentless Hack: The living dead. What is... the living dead? BMAN... is the living dead. I heard supposition that Bman was kidnapped by the Yakuza. The Yakuza? Are you kidding me? Just me, and his son. Yes, his son. He didn't know it before we vacuumed out all his blood to be used in our ritual, but his son was his executioner. Camanto Manfredo has since been cleansed from this earth too, or else I would bring him out, too.

The fans vaguely remember the forgettable Camanto Manfredo. He wasn't very good, didn't bring much effort to the ring.

Talentless Hack: Enough about the bad. How about the good? Bman is alive, despite his 'dead' status. His soul is trapped inside this plastic medallion. Er, plasticallion. His body shares a bond with this plasticallion. And that, is how he lives. Unfortunately for him... whoever holds this plasticallion, owns him. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

The camera zooms in on the piece of plastic. It says "Vote Gore, 2004". This must be one of the rare Al Gore 2004 presidential campaign pins! Talentless Hack wears it on a string around his neck. With the explanation out of the way, Talentless Hack is now free to control the dead legend. As he leaves to Bman's theme, something flashes across the screen. TV cameras catch it.

Some stories can't be told by words

Some legends are meant to die

Some bloodlines must come to an end




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Devon Daniels
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The camera takes us to the backstage area, locking its linse upon the corridor filled by PWA lockerrooms. The sounds of voices filling the the corridor a bit away forces the cameraman to move his position to the left, where the crowd can witness Joker along by his new client, the midget by the name JAKA jr.

JOKER - '' And then we've come to one of the special doors at Joker's guide of the Pojo backstage area. In beneath this one, you find exactly the man, which name you can read on the golden sign so beautifully replaced upon the finest door of them all. If you come close it's visible to see how newly polished it is, which really isn't any shocking view, it's only what you can expect of the socalled head of PWA, Vegeta. ''

The camera zooms into the sign as well now, showing to the public viewers the six shining letters, which together completes the most recognized name in PWA today. As Joker mentioned the Owner's name, a quick positive reaction is making noise inside the arena, but is soon once again listening to X4J.

JOKER - '' Now, listen carefully, JAKA. You must never enter this room, and you must never bend down to this man, Vegeta. His appreciation towards me the last couple of years has been without respect, and for that I am him forever a distraction. If you start kissing his feet, you'll learn that he's simply full of crap. Just look at the match card tonight, he haven't even understood the fact that it isn't me, but you who will do the wrestling. Listen, you got only one person, which you'll have to listen to carefully, and that's me. ''

The two figures then moves their bodies further down the corridor, and stops up three doors later.

JOKER - '' Then we comes to an important one from my past. Here in front of you, you'll see the locker room of the current PWA Intercontinental Champion, Tom Tyco. Don't ask me how he accomplished that goal, since the only word that describes him is being a "quitter". Tyco, or the Pick as he was rightfully named back in the days, were the man behind Generation Extreme. But he turned on us, only to make his name on it's own shine. He felt too good for Generation Extreme, he felt too good to be a part of what became the most established stable in PWA a year ago. Did he ever try to proof to us that he were that much better on his own? No. He has been busy, he said, but the pure fact is, he knew Generation Extreme was out of his league, and way too good for his "hardcore skills". PWA must really have fallen in reputation since I leaved this company, if he can carry the second most important championship to this federation that successfully. Anyway, we gotta go if we will end this guided tour today. ''

The two look-a-likes walks furthermore down the corridor, and leaves the cameraman behind, as the angle cuts back to the arena.
Equathor: De sejeste var dog dem hvor jeg løb og gemte mig, lidt ligesom den du nævnte. De var skægge.
MuckX4J: De klassiske, og det sygt så mange kilometer man kan løbe på meget kort tid i den slags drømme.
Equathor: Haha, yeah.
Equathor: Eller, nej...
Equathor: Har altid været så nøgen at jeg aldrig bevægede mig synderligt langt. <.<;
MuckX4J: Say what?!
Equathor: ...
Equathor: doven
MuckX4J: Du har et mentalt problem, hvis du altid er nøgen i dine drømme.
Equathor: xDD
Equathor: Don't ask - min far sagde noget der fik mig til at skrive forkert. >_>
MuckX4J: ...
Equathor: stfu
Equathor: <.<


English translation
Equathor: The coolest ones were when I ran and hide. They were fun.
MuckX4J: That's classics. And it's crazy how many kilometers you can run in a small amount of time in those kind of dreams.
Equathor: Haha, yeah.
Equathor: Or, no...
Equathor: Has always been so nude that I almost didn't run anywhere. <.<;
MuckX4J: Say what?!
Equathor: ...
Equathor: lazy
MuckX4J: You got a mental problem, if you're always nude in your dreams.
Equathor: xDD
Equathor: Don't ask - my dad said something that made me type wrong. >_>
MuckX4J: ...
Equathor: stfu
Equathor: <.<
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Bman
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BMAN GETS OUT OF HIS LIMO!

FANS: YAYYYYYYYY! *BIGGEST OVATION EVER, EVEN BIGGER THAN VEGETA'S EVER GOTTEN*

BMAN: I LUV U ALL CLIQUE CLIQUE CLIQUE. IMA WIN WORL CHAMP AGAIN THANK YOU.

BMAN WALKS INTO THE BUILDING TO GO SIT AT HIS DESK WHICH SERVES NO PURPOSE BECAUSE HE ISN'T IN A POSITION OF ANY SORT OF POWER. THE FANS GO NUTS.


Out of RP: There Vegeta. Promos dont matter?
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Triple 6
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The camera cuts backstage to a surprising sight: former PWA World Champion, Johnny Heathen. The sight of this man evokes a mixed reaction from the crowd: most of the die-hard internet marks adore him and believe he stands to oppose everything wrong with the industry. On the other hand, all of the fans that blindly worship any wrestler whose propaganda is currently airing weekly on Insanity despise him. For what reason other than he beat Showtime, who knows? Regardless, all are interested in hearing what he has to say. He doesn't waste much time, either, immediately getting into matters.

Johnny: Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's finally happened... Johnny Heathen, a man beloved by the hardcore and maligned by those who love soap operas, has returned to the Pojo Wrestling Alliance.

The crowd remains silent. Johnny proves he has anticipated this by lifting an object into camera view: a tape recorder. He hits a button on the recorder. The sound of a million rabid fans screaming with enthusiasm is exhibited from the player, likely recorded at some recent PWA pay-per-view.

Johnny: Please...

Johnny stops, acting as if he is unable to continue due to the frantic cheers.

Johnny: Please, I'm not done yet!

He chuckles and hits another button on the player. The cheering stops.

Johnny: Thank you, guys, I appreciate the warm reception. It's been too long since I was robbed of my World title by the villain you know as Showtime...

Johnny hits yet another button. This time, a steam of boos come forth from the player.

Johnny: Yes, I know, that dirty bastard... The dirty, dirty bastard...

Inside the arena, genuine boos do resonate, but they're contemptuous towards Johnny Heathen, not towards the Iconic Legend. Meanwhile, Heathen's loyalists snicker and applaud. Johnny stops the player.

Johnny: But alas, the Satanic figurehead that has laid siege to that belt has fallen! Showtime has self-destructed! Now, rather than living in Nazi Germany under Hitler, we live in Nazi Germany after Hitler! You know, where the communists and the capitalists split Germany down the middle and completely desecrated it! Hurray!

Johnny hits the cheer button again. He raises his arms into the air and closes his eyes, as if basking in some sort of faux-glory. He eventually hits stop and continues with his sermon.

Johnny: From the shadow of Showtime into the shadow of Deception... Which shadow is darker, you ask? I suppose we will see... But what is this?! Look to the east... It is the rising sun! The sun here to shed light upon this shadow! It is... JOHNNY HEATHEN!

More jubilance resounds from Johnny Heathen's tape player.

Johnny: Fret not, ye faithful! The politicians and the bookers have written me off as naught more than a fluke. They think I was fortunate enough to pick the winning lottery numbers, that I caught Showtime on an off night. Little do they know the surprises the future holds in store for them! You see, I thought that I could ventilate my frustrations elsewhere... I thought it would do better to build up a rival army to attack PWA with. But now I've come to my senses... I will be the insurgent! I will tear this establishment down from the inside! It's just like all of those punk rock anthems from the '70s! I am a rebel! Yes!

He hits the play button, but this time does not bother to "quell" the cheers. He goes on amidst this artificial maelstrom of excitement.

Johnny: Tonight, I come out there! I come out there to the arena! I come out there before the billions of fans in attendance! I come out there for one reason! I come out there for one reason and one reason only! I come out there to defeat my opponent soundly in the skirmish! I come out there to begin my new campaign for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship... OF THE WORLD!

Johnny once again cocks his head back, revelling in the "cheers" of his supporters. The camera fades to black as Insanity hits a much needed commercial.
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Zom-B-Man is waddling through the halls, Talentless Hack beside him. Suddenly, Hajjhowe steps in front of them. Without reacting, Bman walks past him, brushing Hajj's shoulder with his own. Talentless Hack reacts, however.

Talentless Hack: HEY! Watch where you're walking MISTER!

Hajjhowe (ignoring Hack): Hey Bman! Buddy! Wanna be my tag partner for the tournament?

Bman has stopped walking, because Talentless Hack has; He doesn't turn to face the man speaking to him though.

Hajjhowe: ...

Talentless Hack: He's under my control! *cacklecacklecackle!*

Hajjhowe: Idiot. *grabs the Vote Gore 2004 Plasticallion that owns Bman's soul* Why would you tell everyone the secret to Bman's control? Didn't we see how that turned out for Paul Bearer and the Undertaker with the Urn? Kamala was the most powerful man in the WWF! Now, I am the most powerful man in PWA. I control an over the hill zombie that doesn't have the skeelz to pay the beelz or get into the hall of fame.

Talentless Hack: Will you take over his debt if I give him to you? I didn't realize there'd be repercussions...

Hajjhowe makes Bman scratch his nuts.

Hajjhowe: Lol! *Erhem* I just want to tag with him. You can hold the plasticallion during our matches.

Talentless Hack: No way! I can accomplish way m-

Hajjhowe raises his fist. Talentless Hack nods, and they part ways. Bman walks with his hand on his crotch, past Tommy Dragon.

Tommy Dragon: K...
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New York Man
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New York Man walks down the hall. He notices Triple 6 who is standing in front of a door.

Triple 6: Greetings New York Man! Today is a fine day, don't you think?

NYM: Uh, what is going on?

Triple 6: Not much, just talking to my pal.

NYM: That's odd, usually you are the opposite of nice. You talk trash, you make fun of Kai, and you act tough in general.

Triple 6: What, I don't recall. Have a good day New York Man!

NYM leaves Triple 6. He's stunned at Triple 6's character change.

NYM walks down the hall again where he spots Mysterio sitting on a chair and watching television.

NYM: What are you watching?

Mysterio: Sports.

NYM: I thought you hate sports.

Mysterio: You thought wrong, I love sports.

NYM: What game are you watching?

Mysterio: The Knicks.

NYM: That's odd, the NBA is no longer on. Sadly, the Knicks may never play beyond April again.

Mysterio: The Rochester Knicks are competing against the England Devils in a classic bullfighting contest live at Throggs Neck Stadium.

NYM leaves Mysterio in disgust.

NYM then runs into Piccie Small who happens to be his opponent at Ground Zero.

NYM: See you at Ground Zero.

Piccie: Yeah, this water is really refreshing. Heck, water is my favorite beverage. It's nice and cold.

NYM: Piccie, you drink beer, I mean you always say that you are too drunk to roleplay.

Piccie: Beer? Beer is for babies, I drink MILK! Seriously, how would I win matches if I drink beer?

NYM runs away. PWA is not acting like itself. He bumps into Xstatic.

Xstatic: I am pumped up!

NYM: .......Why?

Xstatic: My favorite show is coming on.....Queer as Folk!

NYM: IMPOSSIBLE!? You are homophobic. You hate gays! You even made fun of my cousin which drove him out of PWA.

Xstatic: Why, because he likes girls?

NYM screams and runs away again. PWA is changing. He enters a room. Kai is sitting at a desk with Vegeta by him.

NYM: Guys, thank goodness. Our peers are acting crazy! They are not themselves!

Vegeta: Boss, what should we do about this?

NYM: What!? Kai Saibot, you are the owner of the PWA!?

Kai Saibot: Yep, and I won the World Heavyweight Championship over Deception. I won four matches in a row. I beat Vegeta a few weeks ago. If he beat me, I would quit the PWA but if I win, I would be the owner. I won fairly so I am the owner now.

Vegeta: I bow before you Kai, you are the greatest wrestler ever.

Kai Saibot: Tell me something I don't know you idiot!

NYM: NOOOOOOOOO!

NYM runs out and bumps into someone that looks like him.

NYM: Hey, that's me!

Man: No, I am not New York Man, I am Mike Constine.

NYM: NO! What are you doing here.

Mike: You abandoned me since you became you which is not good to me since I wanted you to remain as me instead of me going back to you.

NYM: Listen, I like New York Man a lot better than Mike Constine, I mean, you ruined my career. You are the thought of Kai Saibot. I love New York Man since it's unique, Hardcore, and I show pride for my hometown and greatest city in the world!

Mike: Quit living in a fantasy land. How did you do against the Pick last night? Oh, you lost. Hardcore is the lowest form of wrestling. Hardcore level wrestlers are for beginners who can't sweat the Main Eventer.

NYM: I DON'T CARE! I am a HARDCORE WARRIOR!

Mike: A Wrestling Warrior sounds so much better. Let me tell you something, do you know why the PWA superstars are acting differently?

NYM: Why?


Mike: Because they were written that way. You see, we are the creations of Anthony O'Hagan.

NYM: ..........

Mike: PWA doesn't exist. It's all in the mind of the writers. People outside of the internet create their own charactrs. Staff members vote on who they think is the better roleplayer in matches. They keep voting against me.

NYM: NO! WE ARE REAL! You-I mean I keep gettingt pinned. That's how I lose.

Mike: Keep telling yourself that.

NYM: You are just bitter. I would've had a better chance of beating Tanniyn and not having my career almost ending in an instant.

Mike: Like it or not NYM, we are in a story. We are characters. We are not real.

A blur occurs. New York Man wakes up in his hotel room.

NYM: What a dream!
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Alex LeBlanc
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*From the makers of "We Conceived Your Mother's Illegitimate Children", "I Took Your Sister's Virginity" and "Vegeta Is Encased In Faggotry" comes another Alx-Xstatic production...*

-The scene opens up to the hallways of the backstage area of PWA, a haunting melody playing as an overtone to the visual. As the camera flashes by quickly, it pans into a room where we see Mike Constine standing in front of a bent over Vegeta, Tommy Dragon standing proudly behind the owner, his hands on his hips. He is wearing pink cowboy chaps and a matching coloured gun belt.-

Tommy Dragon: Time to take the gun from the holster and shoot both barrels!

-Music begins to play as Tommy Dragon grimaces.-

"I...
I'm just dying in your arms tonight....
Must have been something you said…"


-The image flashes off and a gruff voice comes over the instrumental.-

"In a company much like this one, loaded in faggotry, politics and more faggotry, stood two men who stood for the universal way of truth, justice and poon...they captivated thousands and moved a generation.…"

-The screen flashes back to the image of a shut locker room door, the door shaking, the sounds of a constant "thud" against the door making it blatantly obvious what it is going on inside before a scream is heard echoing through, the voice instantly recognizable to be the voice of Vegeta.-

Vegeta: THEY
ARE....
COMING!


-And with that, Vegeta gets rid of some of the heavy load brought on by being the Pojo Wrestling Alliance owner.-

-As the scene fades, the remarkable visual of a picture of Xstatic and ALX standing back to back in aviator shades and matching Member's Only jackets dominates the screen with a "Pussy Domination Tour 2006" label underneath it. -
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Xstatic
PWA Addict
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Vegeta is seen getting out of a limo. The crowd go absolutely nuts at seeing Vegeta get out of his limo. They know that he means business tonight. Once out of his limo, Vegeta walks into the building and bumps into Tommy Dragon who stares at him for a great deal longer then a straight man would. The camera cuts to Vegeta’s crotch and it appears he something bulging out of his pants that aren’t his genitals. What appears so prominent in his pants is a metal object which he clicks in a proud manner. Vegeta walks away and catches a glimpse of Tommy Dragon who purses his lips rather sexually. Another click is performed on the metal object. Now because events have been forwarded a few minutes for some reason, Vegeta is standing in the middle of a load of big-name Pojo Wrestling Alliance superstars who allow their eyes to linger upon Vegeta which causes him to click on his clicker many times. Then New York Man appears to give Vegeta a few flattering looks. Vegeta clicks on his clicker at a faster rate as a wide smile forms on his face; he sees the potential that Constine has to be an official clicker in the near future. “PWA: CLICK” appear near the bottom of the screen.

The scene then draws away to reveal that the recent events were filmed taking place on a backstage television screen. Watching the television are none other then Xstatic and ALX who make no attempt to hide their disgust at what they just saw. They sigh to themselves before Xstatic mutters aloud; his eyes boring holes into the television as he speaks.


Xstatic: Something has to be done about this shite.

ALX: The injustice shall be ratified.

Xstatic: It would be great if we ordered some porn.

ALX: Concurred.

With that the scene fades out.
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New York Man
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The New Yorker sits in his locker room until he hears a knock on the door. NYM opens the door. It was Xstatic and ALX.

Xstatic: ALX and I had a strange dream last night.

ALX: Yeah, we dreamt that you, Vegeta and Tommy were....playing for the wrong team.

NYM: Xstatic.......I had a dream about you too.

ALX: Uh-oh!

NYM: No ALX, nothing like that.

NYM whispers his dream to Xstatic's ear.

Xstatic: That's weird.
ALX: Do dreams predict the future?
NYM: No.

The bizarre night continues.

PWA Achievments:
One Time Cruiserweight Champion
Three time Hardcore Champion
One Time Television Champion
Made it to the Final Four of the 2005 Wrestlefest Rumble
Undefeated in Steel Cage Matches.

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JOKER – ’’ And then we arrives to the special locker room of hell’s own bodyguard, better known to PWA fans by the name Hellfire. This fellow means something special to my career, as we were both debuting the same night, in the same match. Already back then, the main event light shined down on me, and I came out of the battle as a decisive winner. Hellfire was also my first real enemy, and we had this special match called Highway to Hell, in which you had to bring down a chair 20 feet above the ring, before any falls of any kind were allowed. Else, it was simply just No Holds Barred rules, and by his size he were lucky enough to step out of, I think it was Ground Zero 2004, as victor. In fact, that match happened one day before the birth of Generation Extreme, the revolution of the young talent. But that’s way back, and to make a long story shorter, the last time I made business with this British big guy was back at the pre-months to PojoCade IV, at which we were supposed to once for all find out, who of us was the better man. But the story can be shortened furthermore by saying that I was injured, he didn’t show up either, and the match never took place. If you should make a conclusion on his talent, then look ahead at who won the World Title last night, because that same person lost his Television Championship to Hellfire quite some time ago. So I guess that at some points his talent can take him to the main event scene, if he’s mentally prepared for that. ’’

Joker’s PWA backstage guide to JAKA jr. is still underway, as the camera has once again chosen to put attention upon this tour. While Joker seems to have a story to tell about every wrestler, as they walk past their locker rooms, JAKA seems to have his attention upon another subject, as a spider is running for it’s simple life on the bare concrete, followed inch for inch by JAKA’s wrestling boot.

JOKER – ’’ Oh, and now we arrives to the single most important locker room on our tour. Behind this metallic substance you’ll find the Notorious One. Yep, the Sean Blake I shared the Tag Team Championships by one year ago. But to go back to the PWA board’s attention, they’ll choose to book us in a defending match against Tommy Dragon and Zach Pendergrass the same night I felt my injury grow into a major factor for the first time. Boom, and I was pinned to the huge disappointment for Sean. We’d been going through water as well as fire to get our hands on the Tag gold, and one show later, it was taken away from us again easily. I suppose that was the night Generation Extreme gone on a non-timed break, and we haven’t really talked since that night. But I will take GX with me to the grave; I’m getting buried with those initials burned into the casket tree-material. I only hope that Sean will join me in the GX casket many years from now, and I really hope that one day, we’ll make the best display possible, and returns to the ring as a team. Quite frankly, the only guy in PWA which I were sure had my back, as well as he could trust me. ’’

Awakening from his sentimental moment, Joker shakes his head a bit, and looks once again ahead of him, as the corridor ends with one final door. This time he grasp around the knob, and begins entering the room.

JOKER – ’’And like that we’re back where we started, JAKA. So many locker rooms, each telling their own story. But that’s just my insight, by time you’ll learn each and everyone better to know, both the positive and negative sides. Listen JAKA, it’s been a long night, I’ll give a beer at the first and best place after the show ends. Are you still into light beer, JAKA?..’’

Joker turns around, and finds that no JAKA is to be seen. While he were remembering the old days, he hadn’t watch how JAKA by the same explosiveness seen in the ring, had followed the spider down the corridor and out of sight. A moment after, Joker walks after him.

JOKER – ’’ Damn those midget brains..! ’’
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