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| Insanity Episode 124; Quicken Loans Arena; Cleveland, Ohio | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 30 2007, 09:22 PM (283 Views) | |
| The Notorious PIC | Apr 30 2007, 09:22 PM Post #1 |
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Still Drunk
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MAIN EVENT Triple 6 vs. Blake Frost Non-Title Match P.Y vs. Alex Giltinane THREE HOURS OF POWER - ROUND 2 - BRACKET B Tommy Dragon vs. Kalevala THREE HOURS OF POWER - ROUND 2 - BRACKET A Piccie Smalls vs. La Sombra THREE HOURS OF POWER - ROUND 2 - BRACKET B Julio Guerrera vs. Black Dragon THREE HOURS OF POWER - ROUND 2 - BRACKET A Kamikaze Kid vs. Kendo THREE HOURS OF POWER - ROUND 2 - BRACKET C Devlin Jackson vs. Kyle Rieger THREE HOURS OF POWER - ROUND 2 - BRACKET C Tom Tyco vs. Anthony Pelizzoli Hardcore Title Open Challenge Razer © vs Challenger New York Man vs. Rey de Dolor Indystar vs. Jeff McKarney AleXtreme vs. Frank Evans |
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| Bman | May 1 2007, 11:58 AM Post #2 |
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PWA's God and Gestapo
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Donny: Fans, we know you are wondering what was in that package delivered to Bman last week. Now, we tell you! The camera cuts to the back. Bman is sitting on a couch, Mini Bman and Mini Julio Guerrera on each side. Bman has pasted a smiley face onto his mask to convey emotion. The bag o' pasty-faces seems to have made its return, as it can be seen in the background. Two new friends appear to have joined Bman's posse: Mini Vegeta and Mini Steele! The two new little people sit on either side of the 3 men already sitting, all with a content smile on their faces, except for Mini Bman who appears to have screwed up and put a "foot in mouth" pasty face on. |
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| Indystar | May 1 2007, 02:17 PM Post #3 |
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Johnny: Welcome back to Insanity and- Suddenly the Pojotron comes alive as the word “Special Lightstar update!” flies into the center of the screen; it segways to a hallway inside Quicken Loans Arena, outside of Jeff Mckearney’s locker room. Lightstar, dressed in a powder blue women’s leisure suit, walked into the view of the camera, holding up a microphone which as the words “Lightstar microphone” Lightstar: Lightstar have special interview Johnny: Uh…go ahead Lightstar? Donny: What she doing!? Johnny: I dunno, just play along! I don’t want to get on the badside of her or her husband While the two Thunder Brothers argue, Lightstar knocks lightly on the door, which opens. Coming out of the room is Jeff Mckearney, dressed in his wrestling attire. Lightstar: Jeff-san, how you today? Jeff: …..Uh…great? Lightstar: You ready for match against Indystar? Jeff: Of course, I’m going to destroy him Suddenly the beautiful Lightstar gives an annoyed look, angry that Jeff had insulted her husband Lightstar: Jeff-San, me hear you got tiny penis? That true? Jeff: Well...wait what!? Where did you- Lightstar: People say smaller than Indy-San’s. That true? Jeff: That crap!! Stop this! Lightstar: Even tinier than Dean Machine’s. That true? Jeff: Wait…..I think I know you….you’re Indy’s wife; right? Lightstar grips the microphone, her covered blown by Jeff. She slips her hand into her coat and pulls something out Lightstar: BANZAI!! A fireball blasts from Lightstar’s hands into the eyes of Jeff, blinding him. He drops to his back, covering his eyes while screaming in pain Lightstar: Lightstar sign off!! As she runs away, Jeff screams violent threats at the woman who might have blinded him. Johnny: Ok….um…..lets go the next match OoC: Got permission to use Jeff |
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| Tom Tyco | May 4 2007, 03:19 PM Post #4 |
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PWA Immortal
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The all-familiar deja vu of a beat wrestler met by another clean, healthy fighter in the backstage reinvents itself. Once again, it is Tom Tyco, walking with sweat dripping from every individual follicle upon his wretched corpse greeted by his long time adversary Devlin Jackson. Each man stands in their ring attire, Devlin with a "The Next!" shirt over his chest cavity. The two men spark a conversation. Devlin Jackson: Tom Tyco! We meet again. That was quite a match you had there with Anthony Pelizzoli. I loved the part where you puckered your measly little lips up and connected to Anth ... Tom Tyco, eyes full of spirit, snaps the sentence with his own. Tom Tyco: You know, I've had just about enough of you! Last week, you called me weak and kicked my spirit. This week, you're doing the exact same thing and I do not like it! I just have one thing to tell you Devlin ... you're right. A disheartening expression drains the liveliness of this broken human as his speech continues. Tom Tyco: You're right. I have been weak over the past couple of months. This week, I truly saw that light when I snapped. I was going to kill Anthony just like I felt like doing to Dean White last week. My win prestige hasn't been high for a good 2-3 months. To you Devlin, you have my ear. What do you propose? A black face springs into life with a twisted grin being the centerpiece of it all. Fans are stunned, but not disappointed. Devlin talks in turn. Devlin Jackson: Glad to see you've finally come to realize what you have become Mr. Tyco. Here is my thought ... I, The NEXT Devlin Jackson, will command The Wicked as the leader and lead your team to success. I can tap your potential and perhaps the potential of Frank Evans and make you guys an elite stable. And yes, I say stable because quite frankly, we can not compete with the other stables that are out there. Unfortunately, there is not too many options for members, so we will have to be smart and lay low for a while, but pick up members as we go along: and just for you, I'll make them favorable members so that we may rise on good terms. In the meantime, as we rise as a whole, I can FINALLY get the respect I deserve and be a World Title contender. You know my intentions well ... I am doing this for me, and not for you guys. You understand this Tom? Tom Tyco: I understand it loud and clear. I must admit, I talked to Frank about what he said and he kind of nudged me to do this after the several hours of yelling and breaking things over each other's heads that we did. He won out. I'm not doing this for you either. It's all about The Wicked and you just may be able to help. It sounds like you have a great strategy and we would gladly welcome you aboard ... on one condition. Devlin Jackson: Oh? Tom Tyco: You are NOT being the leader. There is not leader. In The Wicked, it is all for one, and one for all. You are merely here as an influence to steer us into the right direction and make us better. Is that clear? Devlin Jackson: Whatever you want to call it, I'm considering myself the leader. Tom Tyco: You do that, "Oh mighty one." Welcome aboard ... I still hate you. Devlin Jackson: I hate you too. It's a deal then. Rather than a raging disgusted chant, the fans cheer at the sight of hands shaking! Devlin Jackson is now in The Wicked, and it quite the odd situation The promo ends with an intense stare down followed by a separation of the two. |
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| Frank Evans | May 4 2007, 09:08 PM Post #5 |
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Evans wa snow waiting in the lockers,as Devlin walked in to see the monster, with a wide grin on his face Evans stood right up now getting in the face of Devlin. Devlin: Remeber me?I came back and whooped your ass. Evans smirked now looking down to the ground and grabbing the crowbar and placing it over his right shoulder holding it, now thinking about swinging when Tyco walked in holding up one hand. Tyco: Evans don't...he's ah..one of us. Evans:Damn Tyco,I did'nt think you would actually.. Devlin:[cutting him off] He did,that's all the muscle of the group[taps Evans shoulder]needs to know. Evans unwantingly lays his weapon on the ground, now turning to Tyco,as he sighed and walked out of the room. Devlin then poked Evans in the arm. Devlin: Listen you.. Evans presses him against the wall with a look of rage in his eyes,now starring Devlin down as he's cuaght between a wall and an angrey monster. Evans: No..you listen!You beat me once..but that was a few weeks ago,a match and a fight are two totally different things..when it comes to fighting, I will destroy you.You may be the big bad guy we're brining in now,but your not the leader of this faction and you never will be.You even think about taking this toime to join and then screw me and tyco over for our tag team gold..you won't live to do it again. I know how you work,your thinking about taking it over and I have a few friends of my own but you are'nt going to play The Beast and have me back stab Tyco,he brought me the hardcore championship and the record with it.So is it clear yet?You mess with us..i'll break you in half! Evans says now almost foaming at the mouth,but sadly knowing he can't hurt him now. Devlin breaks free of the grip, now shoving Evans into the chair. Devlin: You don't get it,i'm trying to bring out that..in you! You face any of your eneimes like that and they'll fall right away. Evans i'm here to stay so get used to it. Devlin and Evans shair a smirk as he walked out fo the room.The Monster stands up now grabbing the chair and smashing it against the lockers then roaring loudely. Donny: Things are intence with the wicked faction. Johnny: Yeah but now they have Devlin Jackson,like him or not he's going to make an impact on this stable. 2 hours later.... Evans is now walking past Tyco. Tyco: Where are you going? Evans:Tonight i'm going to make an impact like what you did with Devlin only mine..well you'll see. Evans rushs to the ring, now leaping in and grabbing the mic. Evans: Now alot has been going on within PWA,and i'm kinda angrey about it. I mean there's a WAR going on and the wicked is'nt apart of it..so rather then entering..why not kick some ass instead,so the wicked has just been a tag team..well me and Tyco got together and thought..why not make it something more..something with..Pain! The crowd began chanting loudely, as Evans smirked. Evans: Two things will be reveiled tonight,the future of the wicked,and how we found it. Ladies and gentlemen the fourth member of the wicked is... Dean white and his crew rush to the ring. Evans ducks the hit from Dean then shoving him into the three goones he had with him. Evans then saw Indystar head into the ring with a chair now looking to nail Evans, but right before he did, the superstar spirlaeled around hitting Dean right across the skull,now lifitng him up and hitting the pil.F driver leaping up into the air and driing him head firs tinto the chair.As Dean layed their motionlessly, the goons dragged hm out of the ring. Evans then rose the mic up now almost whispering. Evans: Now the fourth member of The wicked...[shouts] Indystar!! Indy drops the chair, as Evans raises his right hand, now both men rising their outside leaft arms making a "W" whape. Donny: No way!!! Johnny: The flying star and the current criserweight champion indystar has now joined the wicked. Donny: Well if Indy keeps this up he will e the future of Thw Wicked. |
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| Indystar | May 5 2007, 12:47 AM Post #6 |
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We return from comercials to Indy sitting next to a vending machine. Lightstar is trying to purchase some Reeses Pieces but suddenly they get stuck Lightstar: Nani!? Indy: So...I cleaned Dean's clock and Pile FUCKING drove him into the mat like the little dickhead he is. I'm also the newest member of Wicked, a team of sadistic motherfuckers who like to hurt themselves. Now I'm not something like that. I don't like being hurt. And if Frank or Tyco try to, I will break your fingers While Indy continues his promo, Lightstar slams her fist into the terrible vending machine but it still won't give her candy Indy: But let's take a look at the other choices. First, Team Dragon Ball Z. Now I'm not going to call them "The Untouchables", that is an insult to Brian De Palma and Al Capone and also, I've beaten their little gangster, Anthony Pelizzoli...horribly. Like, I made him a bitch horribly; thus they are not Untouchable. As the promo continues, Lightstar tries using a bat but the class doesn't shatter; instead, the bat cracks in half Indy: Then we got Dynasty. The reason why they suck is because they are using a name that is assosiated with the asian culture. To join them would make me a stereotype and that is stupid. Besides, who wants to join a group to watch Steele and Vegeta Jr. make out? And don't tell me they're not gay. The last time I saw Vegeta's son, he had bruises on his face that I have seen on prostitutes. And I can bet who's banging Vegeta Jr's mouth hole Now Lightstar pulls out a sledgehammer and tries to smash the glass but as the hammer is about to make contact, the hammer part split in two. Lightstar hits the glass with the handle and it too snaps in half Indy: Now we got Wrestling And Revolution. Its probably the best stable in the company. It's got Kyle Reiger, who should switch from peanut butter to almond M&Ms; and that fucking bastard Kalevala. But they have Julio Guererra, and who really wants to be led by a retard like Julio While Indy continues to talk, AleXtreme enters the Camera's view, just as Lightstar pulls out an chained sickle. She watches as AleXtreme puts his money into the Vending Machine and gets two boxes of Reeses Pieces. She walks up to him and threatens to murder him if he didn't give up the candy Indy: So what's left? WICKED. A team of Psychopaths, masochists and devious bastards who, with enough muscle, can take over what's left of Pojo Wrestling Alliance, and me being the current Cruiserweight Champion, I like that idea. When everything is set and done, PWA will be dead and everyone will have destroyed each other....that my friends....is WICKED Indy walks away as AleXtreme gives in to Lightstar's demands and hands her a box of Reese Pieces. The vicious Lightstar walks away, leaving a confused AleXtreme |
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| Razer | May 5 2007, 08:36 PM Post #7 |
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Backstage "remember, you're up next, its first come first serve so good luck" The junkie casually holds his hand up and waves goodbye to the over-enthusiastic and helpful pwa roadie who just walked into his locker room. He smiles to himself and looks around the room before he re-adjusts his bandana and slowly begins to brush himself off. Its been a turbulent few weeks for the junkie and he himself doesn't seem to know what is going on anymore these days. First he gets a call from chaz steele, next he's threatening the boss, thirdly he's the hardcore champion and now recently he's been fighting it out against triple 6 and more recently than that he totally humiliated the world champion and set fire to the boss' office "wonder why he didnt show up tonight then? fear of losing his office again... or maybe his car?" The junkie seems more concerned with his hell raising antics than he does with his upcoming match - his first hardcore title defense which was at his request with the staff, an open challenge, allowing someone to come take him on. the idea for this was to vent some anger, get a work out and see who else had some potential in this federation, knowing an open shot at "the enforcer", one of the most hated me in PWA and scoring a victory over him would prove pivotal in some young rising star's career.... or it could prematurely end it if the junkie got in the mood for senseless and tasteless violence. "wonder who's gonna take me on for this" razer thinks outloud to himself again as he taps the hardcore title across his shoulders. coming to think of it, the junkie only ended up with the hardcore title as a result of beating people down and inflicting pain for the sheer fun of it... maybe tonight he could get himself another match which echoed the violent matches of the past, some of which he himself has stared in "where the fuck is someone like deception when you want him around, i'm sure that bitch would love to get his hands on me in a no-rules situation" Continuing to reminisce, the junkie reaches out for a joint and sparks it up and takes a deep breath as he inhales. He holds his breath for a few seconds before he slowly exhales and brings himself up to his feet "well, win or lose tonight, i don't care, my legacy will continue, my point will be proven, i am the enforcer and one way or another, i will be revered" The junkie puts his leather jacket on and grabs his shades. He suits up and finishes off his joint as he heads out to the ring for his match |
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| AleXtreme | May 5 2007, 09:35 PM Post #8 |
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After Indystar's promo at the beginning of the show, AleXtreme is shown backstage, drinking some cola. As he's leaning on the wall, thinking of the match ahead in a few minutes, Jeff McKearney passes by AleXtreme. Jeff McKearney: Well if it isn't AleXtreme! What happened last week with your promise? You'd win your match? AleXtreme takes another sip of his Coke before responding. AleXtreme: Uh, I didn't see you win your match, either. Chump. Jeff has a slightly embarrassed look on his face. Jeff: Yeah, but uh, that's not the point! None of us proved to be better than the other, at least, last week. Tonight, you go against Frank, Evans. A man I defeated not too long ago. Piece of cake. Can't wait to watch you lose to such a weakling. AleXtreme finishes a gulp of Coke and then starts to respond. AleXtreme: To my knowledge, you have a match tonight as well. Against, Indystar I believe. I beat him pretty easily a while ago. He stood no chance against me. Just like if we faced, you would stand NO CHANCE against me. Tonight, I'm going to make another bet with you. Same as last week. Let's see who wins and who loses. In the meantime, I gotta go. Peace out. AleXtreme crushes the can in his hand and throws it into a nearby trash can. Jeff: You better be believin' that I'm going to kick your sorry ass to the curb in our bet. Jeff walks into the direction of his locker room as AleXtrerme heads over to the arena area. |
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monpetit45 (11:43:45 AM): So....if you're the Father of DBZ....does that make you Vegeta's daddy? Fat Hero F DBZ (11:43:56 AM): LMAO! Fat Hero F DBZ (11:44:05 AM): I never thought of it that way. Fat Hero F DBZ (11:44:28 AM): VEGETA...CUM TO DADDY PWA Accomplishments: PWA Hardcore Champion[current] 2008 PWA Cup Winner w/ Koda | |
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