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| Insanity Episode 128; Kemper Arena; Kansas City, Missouri | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 3 2007, 11:53 PM (358 Views) | |
| Vegeta | Jun 3 2007, 11:53 PM Post #1 |
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Tag Team Title Match Open Challenge - 1st Come, 1st Serve Vegeta/Triple 6 © vs. ???/??? Non-Title Match Alex Giltinane vs. Anthony Pelizzoli Showtime vs. Black Dragon Kyle Rieger/Kalevala vs. Kamikaze Kid/Kendo Tommy Dragon vs. Adam Senton Piccie Smalls vs. Frank Evans AleXtreme/JR Judy vs Jeff Mckearney/Julio Guerrera |
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| Kyle The Freak Rieger | Jun 4 2007, 05:00 PM Post #2 |
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After the PWA Insanity intro we open up in a room with the WAR logo in the background. Three figures are seated, in two very lush chairs we see Kyle Rieger and Kalevala, in a unsturdy looking folding chair we see Mario Woosey. All three men hold microphones, and Mario begins to speak. Mario: Thank you PWA fans, I'm sitting here in the locker room with two men who surprised the world last night. Kyle Rieger, Kalevala, thank you for your time. Kyle:Hmmmmmm, I didn't hear something. Kalevala: Yeah, something was missing. Mario: Please guys, don't make me say this. Kyle: We aren't talking before you do. Mario: Ok, Kyle Rieger and Kalevala have purchased this time on the show, and this interview is Sponsored By The Letter K. Kyle: Thank you Marco, you mentioned before our actions last week. Now a lot of time, people say put yourself in my shoes, but I don't really believe in that. I'm gonna put myself, well ourselves, in your shoes, to make you understand a little bit more about what happens in the good old PWA. This is our work, these are our jobs, we get paid to do this and entertain all you fans out there. We get paid to wrestle, that is wrestle spelled W-R-E-S-T-L-E, for all you fans out there. Kalevala and I have a saying, that whether we won or lost, that dammit you got all we had that night. And whether you love us or hate us, we will still leave it all for you in that ring. Kalevala: Kyle may not have to do this, he's got more money than anyone I've ever known personally. But I do, I wrestle, its my job, and I love doing it. I love to fight, kick, punch, fly high, strike low, make people scream, make people wince, and leave it all out there. Kyle does it because he can't stay away, he loves it just flat out. This is what we do, this is our lives, this is our work, this is our jobs. We stay on the road most of the year, we don't get to see our families much, but dammit we still do this because we are happy to entertain all of you. Kyle: There's some difficult situations that we are in though. If you are on a project, and one guy isn't pulling their weight, what are you gonna do. Even worse, add in that he is complaining about things. Now if your boss is going to give you a verbal reaming, are you gonna take it like a bitch, or are you gonna let the one person who deserves it feel the brunt. That's what we did last week, and I gotta say I'm sorry that we couldn't get the big man outta there. Kalevala: We talked about it last week. We are fine with WAR, we love the message we bring. We are here to bring back what people remember, what people loved, Wrestling And Revolution. We are changing the business for the better, and we are making this business better because of it. Julio hopefully got some sense knocked back in him after last week. We hope that the fire, the fight, the fear that that man can instill is back within him. Julio is our friend, and we thought he needed that. Mario: Excuse me, but you left him and P.Y. to take a six man beat down, as you two walked away from the ring. How can you call that a friendly gesture. Kyle: If I may, I've said this many times, but I must again. Julio Guerrera is a dear friend, he's a man who I respect deeply. He brought me back into this company, and told me “Kyle, we need to show these people how to take care of business.” I came back because he said I was needed, and dammit I was. We came back, and we ran roughshed, but then something happened, he just lost his desire. He lost his will. And with that we all suffered. We lost two men, they straggled behind. He hired P.Y., which makes a tiny dent in my fortune, but I knew he was looking to the future. Kalevala: But since then he hasn't led us anywhere. Kyle and I had to claw our ways up the card. We fought anyone we could. But our matches started to suffer. Kyle suffered three big losses in a row, his shot at Three Hours of Power, his Tag Title defense with Julio, and then in his hometown A Windy City Deathmatch and his Intercontinental Championship to Tom Tyco. Kyle: And Kal, my buddy, probably my best friend in the business lost the biggest match of his career. He lost his shot at the world title, losing to Piccie Smalls in the finals of Three Hours of Power. Talking about coming up shot, its a damn shame. And its just not right. Mario: What is not right, he lost the match, the fight if you will. It was incredible, but it just wasn't his night. Kalevala: Just wasn't my night, yep, that's it. Thats what I could expect from you Woodsey. We were losing, WAR was losing, the cancers of this industry were looking like they would take over. Thank god the big man kept a glimmer of hope alive, he saved the title from being devoured by the owner of this company. Mario: You are of course referring to Vegeta Vs. P.Y. at Three Hours of Power. Kyle: Yep, P.Y. saved us from the hellacious nightmare of Vegeta's 4th title reign. Thank god for that, because I don't think I could stomach another one. Mario: What are you talking about, Vegeta is one of the best competitors in our sport and a good man to boot. Kalevala: Yeah, a good man to his friends. You ever wonder why Mitchell Cole is talking to Vegeta about title matches, Tom Tyco, Steele, P.Y., Tommy Dragon, Piccie Smalls, and you get stuck with the lower guys, and Me and Kyle who love to torture you. Welcome to the real world. Kyle: I was taught and told that if I worked hard, did great work, and did everything I could to reach the top I would. Everywhere I've gone I've impressed people, I've shown styles, holds, throws, and combinations that they'd never seen before. I've been given countless thankless praise, and it was never good enough. I had integrity, I never wanted to sell out, and I never have. I've been the same talent, showing off moves on top of moves, and giving something for people to talk about. I didn't want to be a kiss ass, I didn't want to be a prick, I just expected my do. Kalevala: You all know what we're talking about, you've all seen someone under qualified get promoted in front of your eyes. There's nothing you can do except be the next suck up, or man up and hope the manager gets his due. But what can you do, when you don't want to suck up. This business is political, its who you know, who you are friends with, and who likes you. We don't care if people like us, we don't care who our friends are, we don't care who we know, we care about respect. We have respect for everyone in the PWA, but its hard to show and have respect in an organization like this. Kyle: I may not like Tom Tyco, I don't like a single cell in his body, but that man pushed me to the limit, and for that I respect him. Kal and I think we deserve our respect, because the first half of 2007 few people have run more roughshed on the company than us. I respect Mario, yes thats right MARIO, here because he puts up with our shit. Hell surprisingly enough I do respect Vegeta, I think he's wrestled some fine matches. But what people don't understand is that Respect isn't always given back. I've been stepped on, spit on, looked down on, and it pisses me off. Kalevala: We see people moving up and down, and we've pretty much stalled. I don't know why, I don't know how, but we have. And we're not happy at all about it. So we've each manned up, we're ready to continue to prove that we are worth every single cent that you people out there pay. We're making the challenge right now, Vegeta, Triple Six those title may look good around you're waist right now, but they won't be there very long. Those belts will be in our hands. Kyle: We're going to take over this entire federation. This whole show will be SPONSORED BY THE LETTER K. We've said our piece, our time is up, we ask you to leave. Kyle and Kal rise from their seats, Kyle grabs the camera man, Kal takes Mario. They begin to push and drag the men out of the room, the door closes, and Mario closes it out. Mario: Lots of information there, but is there still tension in WAR. We'll hopefully find out more tonight. Back to you Johnny and Donny. OOC: don't mean to offend anyone with this post, remember this is all in character just like Rieger's Rants |
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| JR Judy | Jun 4 2007, 07:10 PM Post #3 |
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The camera cuts backstage to The Perfect One JR Judy in his locker room. He is putting his ring jacket on and begining to stretch for his upcoming tag team match when an announcer runs in. Announcer: JR sorry to interupt but... JR: Let me guess...you want to get my feedback on last week's match with Alex Giltinane? Well let me tell you something right now. Alex Giltinane, did beat The Perfect One JR Judy, but that was because he got lucky. Thats it, nothing else needs to be said. He got lucky plain and simple. Announcer: I actually came here to talk about your upcoming tag team match tonight when you team with AleXtreme to take on the team of Jeff Mckearney and Julio Guerrera. JR: You see, I am not a tag team wrestler. I care about one person and thats me. But if I have to go through this match tonight to get to my rightful title shot then so be it. Julio Guerrera and Jeff McKearney are going to be the next two in the PWA to find out that You Cant Stop Perfection, And You Cant Stop Me! And to AleXtreme, we have never really seen eye to eye on anything, but tonight its simple. I lead, you follow. Stay out of my way and we will have an easy night because I am Perfect in Everyway. JR walks off screen leaving the announcer speechless. Johnny: The Perfect One JR Judy seems focused and determined but can you believe what he said to his tag team partner? Donny: JR is not in a good mood from last week, and he is just giving his partner a fair warning. If he is smart he will listen. Johnny: AleXtreme and The Perfect One JR Judy take on Jeff Mckearney and Julio Guerrera a little later tonight |
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PWA Record: 2-2 Accomplishments: JKA Television Champion AWA TV Champion AWA Million Dollar Champion AWA DOA OCW Champion OCW Owner AWA World Heavyweight Champion PRW Cyanide Champion(x2) OCW Hardcore Champion ACRW World Champion | |
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| Bman | Jun 5 2007, 09:36 AM Post #4 |
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The now-familiar garbage truck with the familiar black-hooded figure driving rolls by the arena once again. |
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| Alex Giltinane | Jun 5 2007, 04:09 PM Post #5 |
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The camera comes on to show Mitchell Cole standing with microphone in hand. The camera pans out slightly to reveal the PWA Cruiserweight Champion Alex Giltinane. The fans cheer for one of their favourite wrestlers. Alex smirks to himself obviously happy with last weeks victory against a very formidable opponent in the unknown JR Judy. Mitchell calmly presses the mic against his lips before attempting his first question… Mitchell:A… Alex: Listen Mitchell, it’s simple. I proved last week what I will prove each and every week, I showed these people something they already knew. Being Glorificent is better than being Perfect… With that Alex leaves, following a very brief but hard hitting interview. |
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| Anthony Pelizzoli | Jun 5 2007, 07:50 PM Post #6 |
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The scene opens with Anthony "The Don" Pelizzoli. He is sitting in a normal change room, dramatically different from last weeks champion suite. The only seating are standered change room benches, replacing last weeks plush leather armchair. The presence of the room still has an important feeling to it though, perhaps his membership of the Untouchables was the only thing keeping him from changing in a broom closet. All of a sudden Mitchell Cole begins to knock on the flimsy door. Mitchell Cole: Anthony, can I have a word? Anthony: Sure Mitchell, lets make it quick though please. I have a big night planned for myself. Mitchell Cole: Ok, well first, what are your feelings on such a short title reign? Anthony: Well, Mitchell, I think an oppurtunity that has been taken is better then one that passes you by, you know? I mean, if I am only champion for an hour, at least I was a champion, right? As for Black Dragon as my partner, it was good while it lasted. I will not sit here like my former self and blame others, we were a team and you win as a team and lose as a team, unfortunatly we will no longer be working as a unit. Mitchell Cole: And your feelings on Vegeta? Triple 6? Anthony:Those men did what they needed to do. They were the number one contenders, they deserved a shot. At first I was skeptical. I thought "why would my friends do this to me?". Now, however, I realise that those two are class acts. After the match we shook hands like men and moved on. No problems, we are just as good as we always were. Mitchell: Now, what are your thoughts on Alex Giltinane? Anthony: Well, the cruiserweight champion is certainly a force to be reckoned with but what you forget is the last cruiserweight champion, Indystar, got his ass whooped by yours truly. You see, Alex is in for a rude awakening, a Soldato Slam. Once thats done you won't see the last of me... like I said I am planning to have a big night. Mitchell: What do you mean by that exactly? Anthony: I guess you will just have to wait and see... Anthony winks at the camera before the scene fades. |
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PWA Accomplishments PWA Commonwealth Champion (1) PWA Tag Team Champion (1) (w/ Black Dragon) PWA Hardcore Champion (1) Untouchables Member Top 6 in Wrestlefest Rumble 2007 | |
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| Indystar | Jun 6 2007, 03:07 AM Post #7 |
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As we return from commercial, a camera man opens the door to the Wicked locker room, to find one Indystar, sitting next to his wife, the Lovely Lightstar, looking at the new Ozzy Album Indy: Man, I love this album, I mean come on...wish I didn't just change my theme cause if I didn't, I'd change it to "Never Gonna Stop" Lightstar: It fits ???: Hey you two! The couple look up to see Tom Tyco watching over them Indy: Tom, what's up? Tom: Not much? How's the knee? Indy: Good, still healing. Could be back within this month. Only reason Anthony and Alex won...don't worry, I'll kick their asses Tom: Alright, now don't push yourself The look Tom gets from Indy reaches an eleven on the creepy scale Indy: Alright...I won't....let's go babe The couple leave the locker room as we go to a match |
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| Showtime | Jun 6 2007, 08:21 AM Post #8 |
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The crowd is silent, but not for long: the bombastic tones of Showtime’s entrance music hit the sound system, and the crowd goes absolutely wild. The man who they have not seen or heard from in ages is about to make his way to the ring, and it’s anyone’s guess why. Nonetheless, the fans are glad to see him after such a long absence, his longest since his 3-year departure. He appears fully rested and recovered from his shoulder injury suffered at the hands of P.Y, and the fans seem to have forgotten his attempted murder of the current PWA champion as they cheer him on to the ring. He can’t help but let a small smirk strike his face as he struts to the ring, walking at a crazy pace with a determined mean streak in his step. Over the blaring sounds of ”Sweet Child o’ Mine” by Guns ‘n Roses, the old familiar entrance music of the Iconic Legend, the words of the ring announcer that the fans have been waiting to hear for six long months finally ring through the arena over the loudspeaker: Ring announcer: Making his way to the ring, the Iconic Legend, SHOWTIME!!! The fans erupt as Showtime gets to the edge of the ring, stepping onto the steel stairs and into the squared circle. Immediately, he heads to the far corner, and raises his arms into the air like a man possessed, full of passion and energy the likes of which the fans have never seen from Showtime; he’s feeling refreshed after such a long break from the ring, and he’s definitely ready to be back. He gets off the ropes, and instead of addressing the other corners he immediately asks the announcer for his microphone, beckoning to the guys in the tech room to: Showtime: Cut the music! The fans stir in silence, waiting for the Iconic Legend to speak. When he finally does, he’s not sure that his words will be those that gain the approval of the fans, but frankly he doesn’t care. Showtime: If you couldn’t guess, I’m back. These words alone nearly bring the fans in the Kemper Arena to a joyous riot. Showtime looks around the arena as he waits for an opportunity to speak again. Showtime: And I suppose you’re all wondering why I’m partnering up with Tommy Dragon. Ever since last week, every time I go anywhere the question’s been the same: people are asking me why I’d team with someone. I’ve always been one to do things myself, keep my nose in my own business as long as other people keep their nose out of mine. When I was injured, I was told by everyone in the back that I’d be welcomed back afterward with open arms. The only problem with that is, I don’t do hugs. The fans laugh a little bit, but Showtime grabs their attention back. Showtime: Regardless of my sexuality, did I get welcomed back? Well, let’s just say I wouldn’t be teaming with Tommy if I had been. He was the only one who held up to his word, welcomed me back. No one in the back wants me around, they say there isn’t room for me anymore. No room for Showtime?! You got it all twisted…you see, THIS show doesn’t have time for YOU! The fans burst into a frenzy after hearing one of Showtime’s long lost catch-phrases. Showtime pulls the microphone away from his face, looking around the arena with a smirk on his face. This is why he’s glad to be back: the roar of the fans has been long lost from his life since his injury, but he’s back now to bask in the glory of the fans and the spotlight. Showtime: As for me and Tommy being a tag team, you can call us Heaven and Hell. See, it goes like this: If Tommy’s the Patron Saint, then you best call me the Devil’s Son because I’m gonna raise hell! Once again, the crowd explodes as Showtime’s music hits the sound system, and he drops the microphone and begins to leave the ring, walking up the steel ramp to the locker room area. Insanity cuts to a commercial. |
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| The Notorious PIC | Jun 6 2007, 08:02 PM Post #9 |
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In the backstage area, Mario Woosey prepares for another interview. This time his guest is 2007 Three Hours of Power champion, Piccie Smalls, who is noticebly drunk, even more so than usual. Mario: I'm here with the #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Title, Piccie Smalls. Piccie, many have noticed you haven't quite been performing at your best since winning the tournament and you haven't given any interviews either. Care to explain? Piccie: You see Jackie, I've just been busy. Mario: Ok...busy how? Piccie: I've been...uh....training. Mario: Well, can you be more specific? Piccie: Oh yeah. Its a grueling ordeal. I get up at like noon everyday. The early bum gets the booze I like to say. After rolling out of bed, I do some really tough lifts. Mario: Oh, so you're weight training. Piccie: Oh yeah. Sometimes I lift two kegs at a time. It really depends on how many people I have coming over. Mario: .... Piccie: After a couple of power hours, I head out to Taco bell and watch some ESPN... Mario (annoyed): Ok ok, that's enough. Sounds like a "real" challenge. Piccie: Oh it is. It is. Many men have failed to do what I'm doing. Mario: I'm sure...speaking of men, do you have any thoughts on your opponent, PY? Piccie sways back and forth trying to maintain his balance. Piccie: *belch* Yeah...he's uh...tall...um in the saddle? Yeah! Tall in the saddle because he's like a general in war! Mario: Wow...speaking of WAR, what are your thoughts on Rieger and Kalevala's assault on you the past two weeks. Piccie: Cool beans man. Kalevala is just jealous. Mario: Jealous that you won the tournament and not him? Piccie: Nah...jealous because....MY LIP GLOSS IS POPPIN! Smalls begins to go into some sort of body contusions that are suppose to be dance moves. Piccie: Whatchu know 'bout me? Whatchu, whatchu know 'bout me? Whatchu know 'bout me? Whatchu, whatchu know? They say my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin... Smalls dances off the screen to god only knows where. To make matters worse, he has a match later tonight Mario: That's it, cut it. We've lost him. Back to you guys, Johnny, and I apologize for that. We're all dumber because of it. |
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| New York Man | Jun 7 2007, 06:38 PM Post #10 |
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A video package containg highlights of New York Man's matches appear on the screen. In the end, words are expressed across the screen. New York Man returns in Action Next Week on Insanity! |
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PWA Achievments: One Time Cruiserweight Champion Three time Hardcore Champion One Time Television Champion Made it to the Final Four of the 2005 Wrestlefest Rumble Undefeated in Steel Cage Matches. President and Founder of the Utica College Autism Awareness Club. Proud to be Autistic! "The Power of Autism" Manager for the Utica College Pioneer Hockey Team. Go Pioneers!! http://theautisticsportsnerdsblog.blogspot.com/ My Sports Blog http://autismaj.blogspot.com/ My Autism Blog | |
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| AleXtreme | Jun 8 2007, 11:58 AM Post #11 |
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The scene opens up right before the first match of the evening. AleXtreme is sitting on a chair, getting focused for his upcoming tag match. As he's looking down, Jeff McKearney approches him. Jeff:Alex, Alex, Alex. How could you? AleXtreme looks up to face Jeff, wondering what he meant by the question. Jeff: Ah, you look a bit confused. Well, let me elaborate. You LOST, last week, to someone who doesn't deserve another title shot. Kamikaze Kid is nothing but a fool, and you let him get the best of you last week. Anyone who beats me, isn't gong to be that easy to defeat. AleXtreme: Dude, I already finished my business with you. I proved to you that I'm the better man in my hometown of Chicago. Isn't that enough to satisfy you? Jeff quickly and sharply responds with hints of anger in his voice. Jeff: NO! I didn't get a victory over you! I still feel obligated to defeat you. The only reason I lost to you was because there were boundaries in the match. Rules. If we had it my way, there wouldn't be any rules in the match. It would be a total test to see who could truly survive. AleXtreme seems interested in the direction that this is going in. AleXtreme: Are, are you hinting something here? Jeff: Hinting? Do I have to be more obvious? I want a rematch with you at Summer of Sin. And I want to be able to sin very much. I want. . . . AleXtreme interrupts Jeff as he's speaking. AleXtreme: Yeah, yeah. You want a Hardcore Match with me at Summer of Sin. If that's what you want, you got it. I don't have anything else better to do that night. A sinister smile spread across Jeff's face. Jeff: Great. It's all set then. I'll see you in the ring. I also want to mention one thing before I leave. I've lost all respect for you. See you in the ring After saying these powerful words, Jeff McKearney headed off, leaving AleXtreme sitting, thinking about everything that was going on. His thoughts were disturbed by a slap on the back. AleXtreme stood up quickly, eying the man who had just taken him out of the world of his mind, JR Judy. JR: Come on, Alex. Perfection waits for no man! Both men start to walk towards the stage, right when the camera switched to the ring, the match about to begin. |
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monpetit45 (11:43:45 AM): So....if you're the Father of DBZ....does that make you Vegeta's daddy? Fat Hero F DBZ (11:43:56 AM): LMAO! Fat Hero F DBZ (11:44:05 AM): I never thought of it that way. Fat Hero F DBZ (11:44:28 AM): VEGETA...CUM TO DADDY PWA Accomplishments: PWA Hardcore Champion[current] 2008 PWA Cup Winner w/ Koda | |
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| P.Y | Jun 8 2007, 10:03 PM Post #12 |
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The latest edition of PWA’s Monday Night Insanity cuts backstage – nothing out of the ordinary – where on cue, the boos suddenly commence in full force. World Championship strapped around the waist, on walks the English Monster looking somewhat content as he marches to his own beat. Nobody is around – that is, until he suddenly bumps into the back of another individual standing in the corridor. The cameraman steps back to unveil the figure as he turns around, revealing it to be none other than the 2007 Three Hours of Power Tournament winner Piccie Smalls! The crowd are happy, but P.Y? That’s a different story. P.Y: Well-well-well, just look who we have here. The Notorious PIC. The winner of this year’s Three Hours of Power. A dead-man walking - or should I say ‘staggering’ by looking at the state you’re in. I have no clue as to how you managed to win the rights for a match against me at Summer of Sin, but it doesn’t matter – I’d be surprised if you can even figure your way into the ring at Summer of Sin, let alone the arena. Some cheesy, cheap yet effective words from the World Champion, as it sure gets the crowd heated. The volume level rises after he takes a pause, but it suddenly stops dead when they watch Piccie Smalls push forward, nose-to-nose - or almost - with the beast before him. Perhaps the drink has helped him rise up to this freakish figure. Piccie Smalls: Now just you listen to me for a minute, chump. You’ve got something of mine - you know damn well you have - so don’t you go trying to deny it before my very eyes. What you have in your hands is something very special to me and believe me, I will go to any lengths to ensure that it comes home to its rightful owner. You hear me? Any lengths. Believe me. After a brief pause, P.Y suddenly laughs. He cannot believe what this man is saying to him as he covers his amused face in his hands, rubbing away the tears. P.Y: Oh I believe you alright; you won Three Hours of Power, you obviously ‘deserve it’. But you’re not just going to ‘get it’ that easily, you hear me? It’s going to take more than a few words to prise it from my hands, Pic. What do you take me for? An idiot? Well let me remind you who I am – I’m P.Y, the PWA Heavyweight- Piccie Smalls: Oh no, no, I know you’re not an idiot – but you’re sure as hell not a heavyweight either. P.Y: What? Piccie Smalls: The fact of the matter is, what you’ve got there is something that I’ve been craving a long while now. I’ve seen you around here tonight P.Y, walking around with it on display just to rub it in my face but I’m looking at it now, its golden texture staring me in the face, it screams my name. Not yours, mine. Can you not hear it, P.Y? Listen. Listen closely … The arena even hushes in hope of hearing whatever the hell Piccie Smalls is on about. Piccie Smalls: “Piccie … Piccie … help me … save me”. Can you not hear it, man? It’s calling my name and I can’t just ignore it. It wants me. Me wants it. The best thing you can do is simply lie down and let me take it from you, P.Y, because I really don’t want to cause a fuss over the matter. From hilarity ensures anger. The manor in which he is being spoken to seems to have pissed off the English Monster as he glares back into the eyes of his PPV opponent, a snarl overcoming his jaw. P.Y: You don’t want to cause a fuss? It’s too late, Pic. It’s far too late. The minute you picked up the fluke victory at Three Hours of Power you made it my problem, a problem which will can only resolved at Summer of Sin when we go toe-to-toe. Piccie Smalls: I’m easily prepared to go toe-to-toe for it now. The crowd are happy; they would obviously love to get a sneak preview of the PPV right here, right now. All except P.Y that is. P.Y: What does it take to get it into that thick skull of yours – this is mine! No matter what you try and pull, it will be remain mine, it will always be mine – not yours. The PWA World Championship – mine, not yours. Piccie Smalls: … PWA World Championship? P.Y: … What you crave so badly. Jesus, are you that drunk already? Jesus: No, I’m sober. Piccie Smalls: I wasn’t talking about that. I was talking about that. The camera follows Piccie’s index finger, following it along the plain of P.Y’s waist – past his PWA Title – before fixing itself on a six-pack of Budweiser he holds in his left hand. Fixing the lens on the English Monster’s face reveals a frozen expression of shock. Piccie Smalls: … Can I have it? P.Y: … Piccie Smalls: Fine, suit yourself. The Notorious PIC walks out of shot looking rather dejected, P.Y still frozen solid. When it appears that the Englishman isn’t moving, Piccie Smalls walks back into the frame. He wrenches the six-pack from P.Y’s hands before carrying on his journey, as the immobile image of the World Champion soon fades to black. *EDIT for HIDDEN HIGHLIGHT!* |
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| The Jesus | Jun 10 2007, 04:41 AM Post #13 |
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Following the first commercial break of the night, the camera cuts to the back to once again be greeted by Mario Woosey as he stumbles through the particularly empty hallways of the Kemper Arena. It seems that he is on the prowl for yet another interview following his "Sponsored by the Letter K" segment. And then, just when it seemed like all hope was lost for the young interviewer, a door located on that once empty hallway swings open and out steps none other than Julio Guerrera. Obviously, due to his ring gear and the sleek coat of oil which his body is drenched in, one can guess that The Messiah was on his way to the ring for his tag team match. However, Woosey is quick to stop Julio's advance towards the ring with shouts of "Julio! Julio!". And though he slightly grimaces at first, the man stops and allows both Woosey and the camera man to cut the five yard or so distance which separates them with a quick jog. Mario Woosey: "Julio! Just the man I was looking for! Do you mind if I ask you some questions?" Julio doesn't respond, he just initiates a cold, dead gaze into Mario Woosey. One which the rookie interviewer interprets as a 'yes', apparently, because Woosey continues with his questions. Mario Woosey: "Julio, first of all, let me ask you the question that's been on my mind - on everybody's mind - since last week. At the end of last week's broadcast of Monday Night Insanity, following a grueling six man tag match, you and P.Y found yourselves on the wrong side of a five on two Untouchables beat down. Before that, though, Kalevala and Kyle had some rather peculiar words for you, Julio; and, once again, they had some rather peculiar words tonight. So, Julio, let me ask you the million dollar question - is WAR falling apart?!" Once again, Mario is responded to with a cold, dead gaze. This time, however, the young interviewer doesn't wrongfully interpret the gaze as anything. Instead, and still wanting to milk as much as he possibly can out of this particular interviewer, he decides to slyly rephrase the underlying, unspoken question. Mario Woosey: "Do you have any comments on what Kyle and Kalevala said before the break?" Once again, silence. It becomes increasingly obvious that Julio is extremely tight lipped about what is currently happening to - and within - WAR, and he isn't about to give insight to those who aren't members. And so, with that realization slowing entering Mario's mind, he decides to salvage what little respect he has left amongst his peers by at least signing off on this interviewer in the "correct" fashion. Mario Woosey: "Well.. ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. Julio Guerrera - a man of few wo-" Woosey is interrupted, Julio's lips finally parting open to speak. And though Woosey's countenance is partially modified into a mask of shock, awe and hope, it is quickly regulated to the same disappointed mask he sported beforehand. Julio Guerrera: "Lets man the f-beep-k up, then." And just like that, Julio walks off screen and towards his match. *OOC* Woah, this is way bigger than I thought it'd be/it has any right to be. >_> Awesome, and I basically said/did nothing. |
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| Kamikaze Kid | Jun 10 2007, 05:52 PM Post #14 |
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LL Cool J's old song, "I'm Bad" plays throughout the PA system in the Arena letting fans know that Kamikaze and his valet Ms. Peaches reenters the ring. It was near the main event and KK was still favoring his injuries. The look on his face indicated that he was now pissed off. He was now wearing a pai of adidas jogging pants, cutoff shirt and sneakers while Leilana wore her usual jeans and t-shirt. As he reenters the ring, the paratrooper grabs the mic, "Cut my f---in' music! Kalevala.... It's time we settle this once and for all!" Donny: What's gotten into Kamikaze? Johnny: Dunno... "After you made me tap two weeks ago I couldn't stop thinking of some way I could get back at you. I gives a flying f__k that you beat me by making me tap. It's not the first time, and it's damn sure not the last. After that match we had, I had reintroduced the fans not the man you call Kamikaze Kid. No.... He was a high flying big man. What I introduce was Sergeant Brandon Hawk, Us Army. OIF And OEF veteran soldier who have competed in various unit MMA tournaments. Since I'm now the number one contender for your belt, I want to take you on in your own f--in' game! Donny: What's this he got in mind. "What I suggest is pure and fuckin' simple.... My challenge is an "Submission" Match! No disqualification! No count out! Nothing! I want that f--kin' belt, Kalevala! And so help me, I will get it by any means necessary!" Johnny: Oh my Gawd! Did you hear that, Bro?! Donny: Sure did, Captain Obvious! The Kid wants to take that belt even if it means snatching it from Kalevala's cold dead hands. "Welcome to the Terrordome, Kalevala! 'Cause on Summer of Sin, I will get that f--kin' belt!" With that KK drops the belt into the canvas as he leaves. |
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