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Piccie Smalls vs. Frank Evans
Topic Started: Jun 3 2007, 11:58 PM (140 Views)
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The lights turn dimm, as "Happy?" hits the speakers.The monster walks out. He looks across the arena seeing the fans chanting for him. The monster smirks a bit, hearing the "Pain!" Chants. The beast leans down, as the beats hang down. The uprise in the music, springs the monster. He pounces up, as fire shoots from the sides of the entrance tunnel. The monster then crosses hs arms into an X form, as he continues down to the ring.

Announcer:Ladies and gentlemen, weighting in at 295 pounds tonight, he is the man-animal, Mr. Northwest, the predator also known as the monster from seattle. He is Frank "the beast" Evans!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The crowd leaps up in cheer, as the audince tonight is on their feet for this upcoming [singles/hardcore/tag team] match.

Tare me from the skin!

tare me from within!

Tare me from the right!

does it make you happy now?

Tare me from the bone!

Tare me from the bone!

Tare me from myself, are you feeling hapy now?

does it make you hapy?

are you feelin happy?


The monster slides into the ring now leaping up on the turnbuckle, now looking across the crowd, to see the adrenline filled crowd. The monster pounds his chest now leaping off and turning to the official.

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Piccie Smalls
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Piccie Smalls enters.
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The crowd falls into a hushed silence as they await the sound of the ring bell - but instead they are treated to the sounds of Steve Vai’s “Bad Horsie”. The sole sound of a low tuned, down tempo riff has never hit anybody with as much rage, as much hatred as this before, but each night it rings out loudly through the PA system, it proves to be a song associated with nothing but pure evil – mixed tonight with a hint of confusion . Momentarily, there is a pause. Momentarily, the lights cut out. It is only when the sound of a horse’s neigh, reigniting the song’s riff that a sole spotlight drops down upon the top of the ramp, now revealing a sole figure, paired with a menacing stare that glares into the darkened abyss before him. Welcome P.Y, the PWA World Champion.

JOHNNY: Oh great, what does this jackass want?
DONNY: Hey! Show the champ some respect!

Where fans once craved to extend their arm over the barrier and throw their hands at him, now it’s a completely different story. Everybody stays back. They’d rather keep well away from this man, at all possible costs. Instead they decide to observe whilst exhaling all of the air from their lungs in a collective boo, throwing all their hatred at the man now at ringside. He wanders around the battlefield, making his way slowly but surely towards the commentators table as his PPV opponent looks on, perhaps through beer goggles.

JOHNNY: Well this is certainly unexpected, P.Y.
P.Y:

He says nothing. Instead, P.Y simply stares up at the ring as the bell is sounded.
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The three chimes of the ring bell toll but Piccie Smalls is all but ready for the match to begin. The 2007 Three Hours of Power looks more like a man five drinks past Last Call than a warrior preparing for battle, but the stubborn sud-filled man insists that he is ok to compete. With his match for the World Heavyweight title quickly approaching, many wonder if tonight’s bout will give a preview of how Smalls will match up against a larger man. While Frank Evans is no PY when it comes to skills and PWA accomplishment, both are gigantic 7 footers with a knack for showing a mean streak in the ring. No further example of that mean streak is needed as The Beast explodes out of the corner with a quick Clothesline to Smalls. Evans is not pleased with the condition of his opponent, seeing it more as a slap in the face than a source of amusement as some fans see Piccie’s persona. The longest reigning Hardcore champion in PWA history takes out his frustrations on the Notorious PIC, driving his large boot into the downed body of smalls with an assortment of leg thrust, each one hammering away at the head and upper body of Piccie Smalls. The former Intercontinental champion is totally taken off guard by the blitzkrieg and can do nothing but hold his arms up in a faint attempt to shield himself from the massive redwoods bearing down him and pounding his body into mush. PWA official Pepe Gonzalez, who was recently hired because PWA is an equal opportunity employer, finally steps in to relieve the attack. Frank Evans, disgusted by the tiny Latino’s intervention, pushes the referee aside to resume his assault. This massive green haired giant leans forward to pick up the battered beer chugger off the mat. He sends the Notorious PIC charging into the hard elastic ropes, which bend under the 250 pound frame of Piccie Smalls and send him back with an equal force. Totally out of control, the #1 contender for the World Heavyweight title cannot stop himself from running face first into the Big Boot of Frank Evans. The dirty rubber sole smacks the saliva right out of Smalls’ mouth as his body falls limply to the mat. With his head still ringing from a shot that damn near left him decapitated, the Untouchable stablemate manages to roll out of the way to regroup and avoid further damages. Smalls stands bent over, using the ring apron to hold himself up as his gasps for air. His hand gently strokes his jaw, making sure everything is still in working order. Then his eyes glance over to the announcer’s table where he sees another 7 footer, his opponent at Summer of Sin, the World Heavyweight Champion, PY.

Johnny: Uh-oh, champ. Looks like Piccie’s spotted you.

PY: So? Am I suppose to be scared of that? Look at him. He’s a joke.

Donny: You’ll have to excuse my partner. He gets scared any time he goes to bed without a night light.

PY: Piccie Smalls is a disgrace to this business. He can’t even come out sober enough to compete. I came out here to see him first hand and scout him, but now I can see I’m just wasting my time.
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Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time




PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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With his back turned to the ring, it comes as sudden shock when two arms grasp a firm hold around his neck. Piccie Smalls begins to naturally panic with a lack of oxygen to his mind, initially unaware that Evans has leaned over the top rope, creating a human noose that slips under the Notorious PIC’s chin. In a rather stunning display of power, Evans manages to haul Piccie onto the apron in a matter of seconds – but in another rather stunning display, Pic manages to force himself backside first to the apron and guillotine the big man’s head across the top rope!

JOHNNY: So, I suppose that was just luck, eh P.Y?
P.Y: No, that was simply a drunk guy falling on his ass. That requires no skill whatsoever.

With his opponent continuing to stumble as he clutches his throat, Piccie decides not to waste any more time. He somewhat stumbles back into the ring, darting at the large figure before him whilst attempting to lock in what appears to be a Three-Quarter Facelock. Suddenly, the crowd liven up. They know exactly what is coming – probably the reason they hold up their cameras – whilst Piccie manages to flip up and into the air to final execute The Hangover. Everybody loves it – all except P.Y, that is. The cameras pick up his fuming face beside the two commentators before switching to the image of a pin fall, Piccie slumped over Frank Evans.

… ONE
… TWO
… THREE!


Pic gets to his feet with aid from the referee, his arm raised high up and into the air which seems to trigger off an even louder reaction amongst the crowd.

RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of this bout as a result of a pin fall - PICCIE SMALLS!

Piccie runs up to the nearest turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air, hyping the crowd as he continues to annoy the man sitting with the Thunder brothers.

JOHNNY: What about that then – Piccie Smalls picks up the victory over Frank Evans, a man who stands at a pretty much similar weight and weighs in at a similar weight to you, P.Y.
P.Y: Similar, Johnny. Not the same – and you wanna know what makes us different? This, the PWA World Heavyweight Title – something this talent-less clown will ever get his hands on.
DONNY: Preach, brother, preach!

Piccie Smalls continues to celebrate in the ring, eventually turning his attention to P.Y as the motions the typical ‘title belt around the waist’ taunt to his PPV opponent. The World Champion snarls back in his direction, muttering the words ‘lucky’ as Monday Night Insanity goes to a commercial.
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