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Topic Started: Jun 5 2007, 07:25 PM (173 Views)
Razer
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well, i'm off to go get stupidly drunk and stoned for 5-6 days solid at the wonderful download festival (this thing)

so i'll leave you all with a present

how many joints can one man fit in his mouth?
answer: 14
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lates
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PWA Accomplishments:
PWA (2002-2008)
PWA Hall of Fame Member (Inducted November 2014)
PWA World Champion x2
PWA European Champion
PWA Million Dollar Champion x2
PWA Tag Champion x3
PWA Hardcore champion x2
Winner of some End of Year, PPV and Show Awards
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The Notorious PIC
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I think the real question is can a man smoke all 14 at once?
HALL OF SMALLS

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Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time




PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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Razer
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The Notorious PIC,Jun 6 2007
01:41 AM
I think the real question is can a man smoke all 14 at once?

that would have been tried, but then i realised i wouldnt have had any more drugs till after the festival... so next time i shall try

and possibly youtube it >_>
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PWA Accomplishments:
PWA (2002-2008)
PWA Hall of Fame Member (Inducted November 2014)
PWA World Champion x2
PWA European Champion
PWA Million Dollar Champion x2
PWA Tag Champion x3
PWA Hardcore champion x2
Winner of some End of Year, PPV and Show Awards
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The Jesus
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Milk was a bad choice.
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Who the hell pre-rolls their joints?

I guess it helps if you can't roll while high. While really, really high.

But still. :shifty
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Kalevala
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Your mama pre-rolls my joint with her lips.

And by pre-rolls I mean 'sucks', and by joint, I mean 'penis'.




OMFOGGG BURN!
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::Accomplishments::
PWA Tag Team Champion (w/Hellfire)
PWA Commonwealth Champion [Unified TV/Euro Title](First Ever)
PWA European Title (x2)
PWA CUP 2008 Champion (as Koda w/AleXtreme)
2007 Commonwealth Champion of the Year
2006 Rookie of the Year
2006 European Champion of the Year
2006 Feud of the Year
(Vs. Eagle)
#1 Ranked PWA Superstar (Top 5)
2007 Three Hours of Power Finalist
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The Jesus
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Milk was a bad choice.
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lol, banned.
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Kalevala
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Banned like your mom's vagina.

And by banned, I mean 'turned inside out'. Like I did to her last night!

OOOOO! ROFL111!1!!
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::Accomplishments::
PWA Tag Team Champion (w/Hellfire)
PWA Commonwealth Champion [Unified TV/Euro Title](First Ever)
PWA European Title (x2)
PWA CUP 2008 Champion (as Koda w/AleXtreme)
2007 Commonwealth Champion of the Year
2006 Rookie of the Year
2006 European Champion of the Year
2006 Feud of the Year
(Vs. Eagle)
#1 Ranked PWA Superstar (Top 5)
2007 Three Hours of Power Finalist
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The Jesus
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Milk was a bad choice.
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lol, banned indefinitely.
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Kalevala
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More like, "indefinitely falling down your mother's endless chasm she calls a vagina."

FUCK I'M ON FIIIIIRE!11
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::Accomplishments::
PWA Tag Team Champion (w/Hellfire)
PWA Commonwealth Champion [Unified TV/Euro Title](First Ever)
PWA European Title (x2)
PWA CUP 2008 Champion (as Koda w/AleXtreme)
2007 Commonwealth Champion of the Year
2006 Rookie of the Year
2006 European Champion of the Year
2006 Feud of the Year
(Vs. Eagle)
#1 Ranked PWA Superstar (Top 5)
2007 Three Hours of Power Finalist
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The Jesus
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Milk was a bad choice.
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OKAY, JUST STOP IT, ALRIGHT?

JUST STOP IT.

GROW UP.
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Kalevala
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You must be serious because you are using capitals. I am sorry for offending you Julio. I was only playing around............




























..........with your mom's va-j-j. Snap! <3
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::Accomplishments::
PWA Tag Team Champion (w/Hellfire)
PWA Commonwealth Champion [Unified TV/Euro Title](First Ever)
PWA European Title (x2)
PWA CUP 2008 Champion (as Koda w/AleXtreme)
2007 Commonwealth Champion of the Year
2006 Rookie of the Year
2006 European Champion of the Year
2006 Feud of the Year
(Vs. Eagle)
#1 Ranked PWA Superstar (Top 5)
2007 Three Hours of Power Finalist
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Organon
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Razer,Jun 6 2007
01:25 AM
well, i'm off to go get stupidly drunk and stoned for 5-6 days solid at the wonderful download festival (this thing)


I thought wonderful festivals were supposed to have more than a handful of good bands. >=(
ApollyonProject: The phrase "don't you" is dumb
ApollyonProject: "Do not you" doesn't really make sense
ApollyonProject: Not when you use it at the end of a sentence, I mean
ApollyonProject: Like, I guess if you open the sentence with something like, "Do not you greave at funerals?" it does
ApollyonProject: But "You greave at funerals, do not you?" doesn't work <_<
Equathor: don't u wish ur grlfrnd wuz hawt laik me :]
ApollyonProject: I bring this up 'cause I'm editing a story I wrote and noticed I used don't you in one of the situations men- ...Why do I talk to you?

Equathor: What is that thing with the Squirtle? Is it Oddish? :]
ApollyonProject: It's oddish's first evolution?
ApollyonProject: I wanna say gloom is in the name

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WAN 2 EAT SOME FETUSES?
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Triple 6
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A festival with a handful is pretty damn good. Festivals suck nowadays. <_<


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::Accomplishments::
Voted Best Roleplayer Ever
PWA Hall of Famer (Inducted September 2007)
PWA World Champion
(x4)
Voted Best World Champion Ever
Only Person To Win The World Title With Two Different Characters
PWA Tag Team Champion (x7, w/Sambo (3), Deception, Tony Xtreme, Razer, Organon, Jebediah, and Vegeta respectively.)
Voted Best Tag Team Competitor Ever
Voted Tag Team of the Year 2002 (with Sambo as Death Metal)
Runner-Up For Best Tag Team Ever With Both Forsworn and Death Metal
4-1 in Wrestlefest Rumbles
First Winner of Three Hours of Power (2002)
Only Person to Headline Four PojoCades
Only Person To Win Four Matches On One Show
Voted Best Stable Ever With Forsworn
RPer of the Year 2004
(joint w/ Deception)
Match of the Year 2004 (Razer/Steele vs. Deception/Triple 6)
PPV Match of the Year 2004 (Team Extreme vs. The Forsworn)
World Champion of the Year 2004
Tag Team Champions of the Year 2004
(w/ Deception)
Match of the Year 2005 (Triple 6 vs. Jeff Holsten: 2/3 Falls)
PPV Match of the Year 2005 (Triple 6 vs. Jeff Holsten: 2/3 Falls)
Feud of the Year 2005 (Forsworn Schism)
Most Memorable Moment of 2005 (Forsworn Ending At ED)
Tag Team Champions of the Year 2005 (w/ Organon, tie with MoP)
RPer of the Year 2007
Return of the Year 2007
World Champion of the Year 2007
Tag Team Champion of the Year 2007 (with Vegeta)
Undefeated When Challenging For Tag Titles (7-0)
Held World Title A Combined Time of 543 Days
Held Tag Titles A Combined Time of 659 Days
Author of Longest Existing Roleplay (10K Words -- SHIFTY NO MORE!)
Author of Second Longest Existing Roleplay (6.5K Words) :shifty
Received Twice As Many Votes As Hajjhowe For Best Promoer Ever
(Runner-up, tied with Jeff Holsten)
Has Made Kalevala Tap Three Times (Twice In One Month)
11-0 Winning Streak to Begin Return in 2007
Has Heard Mysterio's Girly Voice
Winner of PWA Mafia :shifty


::Hall of Fame Matches::
Steele vs. Vegeta vs. Triple 6 from PojoCade I (Main Event)
Triple 6 vs. Hajjhowe from Pandemonium 2003 (Main Event)
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Thomas Driver
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I read the lineup and totally misunderstood when I saw Lez Zeppelin listed for a minute.
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Steele
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What, no Prodigy? Failure!
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I Will Never Accept Defeat
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My Greatest Battle Has Just Begun
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Deception
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Prodigy played last year. I just rocked up home from this shit, fa-huck-ing incredible. Shits and giggles all weekend long.
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Razer
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indeed, twas a very fun weekend, lots of drinking an getting stoned and lack of sleep thanks to a nice substance called speed =D

unfortunately now i feel like shit, look just as bad as i feel and can't sleep as i'm still in festival mode

will throw a few pictures up over the next few days when get hold of them from friends and the like
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PWA Accomplishments:
PWA (2002-2008)
PWA Hall of Fame Member (Inducted November 2014)
PWA World Champion x2
PWA European Champion
PWA Million Dollar Champion x2
PWA Tag Champion x3
PWA Hardcore champion x2
Winner of some End of Year, PPV and Show Awards
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Razer
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ok, random pictures time:

best t-shirt of the festival:
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Razer + stoned + toga + 600 person crowd + metal karaoke:
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Toga:
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me and my friends like to make human towers:
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and to top it all off


Devildriver's big ass motherfucking pit
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PWA Accomplishments:
PWA (2002-2008)
PWA Hall of Fame Member (Inducted November 2014)
PWA World Champion x2
PWA European Champion
PWA Million Dollar Champion x2
PWA Tag Champion x3
PWA Hardcore champion x2
Winner of some End of Year, PPV and Show Awards
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Bman
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Lmfao @ guy hiding on pole/ladder
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The Chronicles of Bman
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