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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 5 2007, 07:25 PM (173 Views) | |
| Razer | Jun 5 2007, 07:25 PM Post #1 |
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One Man Army (Hall of Famer)
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well, i'm off to go get stupidly drunk and stoned for 5-6 days solid at the wonderful download festival (this thing) so i'll leave you all with a present how many joints can one man fit in his mouth? answer: 14 ![]() lates |
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| The Notorious PIC | Jun 5 2007, 07:41 PM Post #2 |
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Still Drunk
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I think the real question is can a man smoke all 14 at once? |
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| Razer | Jun 5 2007, 08:38 PM Post #3 |
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that would have been tried, but then i realised i wouldnt have had any more drugs till after the festival... so next time i shall try and possibly youtube it >_> |
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| The Jesus | Jun 5 2007, 11:50 PM Post #4 |
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Milk was a bad choice.
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Who the hell pre-rolls their joints? I guess it helps if you can't roll while high. While really, really high. But still.
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| Kalevala | Jun 5 2007, 11:52 PM Post #5 |
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Your mama pre-rolls my joint with her lips. And by pre-rolls I mean 'sucks', and by joint, I mean 'penis'. OMFOGGG BURN! |
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| The Jesus | Jun 5 2007, 11:54 PM Post #6 |
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Milk was a bad choice.
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lol, banned. |
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| Kalevala | Jun 5 2007, 11:56 PM Post #7 |
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Banned like your mom's vagina. And by banned, I mean 'turned inside out'. Like I did to her last night! OOOOO! ROFL111!1!! |
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| The Jesus | Jun 5 2007, 11:57 PM Post #8 |
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Milk was a bad choice.
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lol, banned indefinitely. |
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| Kalevala | Jun 5 2007, 11:58 PM Post #9 |
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More like, "indefinitely falling down your mother's endless chasm she calls a vagina." FUCK I'M ON FIIIIIRE!11 |
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| The Jesus | Jun 5 2007, 11:59 PM Post #10 |
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Milk was a bad choice.
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OKAY, JUST STOP IT, ALRIGHT? JUST STOP IT. GROW UP. |
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| Kalevala | Jun 6 2007, 12:02 AM Post #11 |
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You must be serious because you are using capitals. I am sorry for offending you Julio. I was only playing around............ ..........with your mom's va-j-j. Snap! <3 |
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| Organon | Jun 6 2007, 05:28 AM Post #12 |
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I thought wonderful festivals were supposed to have more than a handful of good bands. >=( |
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ApollyonProject: The phrase "don't you" is dumb ApollyonProject: "Do not you" doesn't really make sense ApollyonProject: Not when you use it at the end of a sentence, I mean ApollyonProject: Like, I guess if you open the sentence with something like, "Do not you greave at funerals?" it does ApollyonProject: But "You greave at funerals, do not you?" doesn't work <_< Equathor: don't u wish ur grlfrnd wuz hawt laik me :] ApollyonProject: I bring this up 'cause I'm editing a story I wrote and noticed I used don't you in one of the situations men- ...Why do I talk to you? Equathor: What is that thing with the Squirtle? Is it Oddish? :] ApollyonProject: It's oddish's first evolution? ApollyonProject: I wanna say gloom is in the name Tony Xtreme says: WAN 2 EAT SOME FETUSES? | |
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| Triple 6 | Jun 6 2007, 02:05 PM Post #13 |
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A festival with a handful is pretty damn good. Festivals suck nowadays. <_< |
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| Thomas Driver | Jun 6 2007, 02:42 PM Post #14 |
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I read the lineup and totally misunderstood when I saw Lez Zeppelin listed for a minute. |
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| Steele | Jun 6 2007, 06:40 PM Post #15 |
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What, no Prodigy? Failure! |
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| Deception | Jun 11 2007, 04:48 AM Post #16 |
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Prodigy played last year. I just rocked up home from this shit, fa-huck-ing incredible. Shits and giggles all weekend long. |
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| Razer | Jun 11 2007, 06:35 PM Post #17 |
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indeed, twas a very fun weekend, lots of drinking an getting stoned and lack of sleep thanks to a nice substance called speed =D unfortunately now i feel like shit, look just as bad as i feel and can't sleep as i'm still in festival mode will throw a few pictures up over the next few days when get hold of them from friends and the like |
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| Razer | Jun 15 2007, 08:07 PM Post #18 |
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ok, random pictures time: best t-shirt of the festival: ![]() Razer + stoned + toga + 600 person crowd + metal karaoke: ![]() Toga: ![]() me and my friends like to make human towers: ![]() and to top it all off Devildriver's big ass motherfucking pit |
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| Bman | Jun 15 2007, 08:47 PM Post #19 |
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PWA's God and Gestapo
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Lmfao @ guy hiding on pole/ladder |
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