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Topic Started: Jun 11 2007, 10:07 PM (974 Views)
The Notorious PIC
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People at WWE want to actually show respect and think the storyline is in poor taste? No way. That report is all lies!
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Paul London moving to Raw indicates that he may be the culprit...at least since the WWE seemingly considers RAW the A-brand
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As of today, Fathers Day Sunday June 17, 2007, Ricky Banderas, the Wrestling Society X Champion has been stripped of the Championship due to unsportsmanlike activities unbecoming to a champion.

Early last week, Mr. Banderas was held by police in Wilkes-Barre, PA and is a "person of interest" in the limousine explosion which may or may not have killed Dr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Chairman of the World Wrestling Entertainment. Banderas was apprehended after a long struggle involving several chokeslams, and illegal fireballs, subjected to five hours of questioning in which three translators were called in, along with a criminologist who swore Banderas was speaking his an unknown dialect which required close captioning to understand.

Detective Colin MacNiff of the Wilkes-Barre Special Crimes Pro-Wrestling division remarked upon releasing Ricky Banderas from custody due to lack of evidence and comprehension "Mr. Banderas has some priors involving fire and pro wrestling. Hell, he won the WSX title by rigging a coffin with explosives. Even so, what part do explosions play in the wonderful world of pro wrestling? Can someone please explain to me why so many tax dollars are wasted on fruitless pro wrestling investigations?"

Wrestling Society X wishes Ricky Banderas all the best in his future endeavors. We have sent a delicious Hickory Farms summer sausage gift basket to his hospital room in Mexico City as he's is recuperating nicely after his long awaited plastic surgery for his horrific burns courtesy of Vamprio and waiting for the heat to die down.

Details involving the future of the WSX Championship and Wrestling Society X are forthcoming.


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The Jesus
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That is awesome. :lol
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OMG! London really did do it! Even Lawler was talking about it on RAW!!!!
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Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
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check the wwe website:

"While every other Superstar in WWE and ECW stood silent and somber at the end of Mr. McMahon Appreciation Night just moments before the limo explosion, one Superstar had a smile on his face - Paul London. What did the high-flying Superstar have to smile about? Federal investigator Beck may want to find out."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/suspectsmcmahon/
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...awesome...simply...awesome
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Lmao if PWA band of idiots are right. :shifty

Unless he is just associated in some way. Or the beginning of a search.
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My bet's on him just being a red herring.
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o rly!?
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CNBC has an interesting take on the McMahon angle, that shareholders could sue WWE for proclaiming on their website and through an official press release that chairman Vince McMahon was killed on Raw. "By announcing that he is 'presumed dead' on their official Web site, they could be charged with misleading stockholders," writes Darren Rovell


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Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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The Jesus
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Yeah, I was thinking about that yesterday while watching RAW, actually. o_O
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I wonder if any stockholders opted out after that ridiculousness.
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Their stock did take quite a hit didn't it
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Dunno. Don't really care. Just putting the thought down :shifty
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Well, the evidence is just too clear...

Lynch: London.


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PWA World Champion
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Voted Best World Champion Ever
Only Person To Win The World Title With Two Different Characters
PWA Tag Team Champion (x7, w/Sambo (3), Deception, Tony Xtreme, Razer, Organon, Jebediah, and Vegeta respectively.)
Voted Best Tag Team Competitor Ever
Voted Tag Team of the Year 2002 (with Sambo as Death Metal)
Runner-Up For Best Tag Team Ever With Both Forsworn and Death Metal
4-1 in Wrestlefest Rumbles
First Winner of Three Hours of Power (2002)
Only Person to Headline Four PojoCades
Only Person To Win Four Matches On One Show
Voted Best Stable Ever With Forsworn
RPer of the Year 2004
(joint w/ Deception)
Match of the Year 2004 (Razer/Steele vs. Deception/Triple 6)
PPV Match of the Year 2004 (Team Extreme vs. The Forsworn)
World Champion of the Year 2004
Tag Team Champions of the Year 2004
(w/ Deception)
Match of the Year 2005 (Triple 6 vs. Jeff Holsten: 2/3 Falls)
PPV Match of the Year 2005 (Triple 6 vs. Jeff Holsten: 2/3 Falls)
Feud of the Year 2005 (Forsworn Schism)
Most Memorable Moment of 2005 (Forsworn Ending At ED)
Tag Team Champions of the Year 2005 (w/ Organon, tie with MoP)
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World Champion of the Year 2007
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Held World Title A Combined Time of 543 Days
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Author of Longest Existing Roleplay (10K Words -- SHIFTY NO MORE!)
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(Runner-up, tied with Jeff Holsten)
Has Made Kalevala Tap Three Times (Twice In One Month)
11-0 Winning Streak to Begin Return in 2007
Has Heard Mysterio's Girly Voice
Winner of PWA Mafia :shifty


::Hall of Fame Matches::
Steele vs. Vegeta vs. Triple 6 from PojoCade I (Main Event)
Triple 6 vs. Hajjhowe from Pandemonium 2003 (Main Event)
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The Jesus
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WHY ARE YOU SO QUICK TO DEFEND HIM?! WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO PROTECT (I guess this one has an obvious answer. But still)?!

I'm changing my vote.

Lynch: WHO?lio.


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::Accomplishments::
Voted Best Roleplayer Ever
PWA Hall of Famer (Inducted September 2007)
PWA World Champion
(x4)
Voted Best World Champion Ever
Only Person To Win The World Title With Two Different Characters
PWA Tag Team Champion (x7, w/Sambo (3), Deception, Tony Xtreme, Razer, Organon, Jebediah, and Vegeta respectively.)
Voted Best Tag Team Competitor Ever
Voted Tag Team of the Year 2002 (with Sambo as Death Metal)
Runner-Up For Best Tag Team Ever With Both Forsworn and Death Metal
4-1 in Wrestlefest Rumbles
First Winner of Three Hours of Power (2002)
Only Person to Headline Four PojoCades
Only Person To Win Four Matches On One Show
Voted Best Stable Ever With Forsworn
RPer of the Year 2004
(joint w/ Deception)
Match of the Year 2004 (Razer/Steele vs. Deception/Triple 6)
PPV Match of the Year 2004 (Team Extreme vs. The Forsworn)
World Champion of the Year 2004
Tag Team Champions of the Year 2004
(w/ Deception)
Match of the Year 2005 (Triple 6 vs. Jeff Holsten: 2/3 Falls)
PPV Match of the Year 2005 (Triple 6 vs. Jeff Holsten: 2/3 Falls)
Feud of the Year 2005 (Forsworn Schism)
Most Memorable Moment of 2005 (Forsworn Ending At ED)
Tag Team Champions of the Year 2005 (w/ Organon, tie with MoP)
RPer of the Year 2007
Return of the Year 2007
World Champion of the Year 2007
Tag Team Champion of the Year 2007 (with Vegeta)
Undefeated When Challenging For Tag Titles (7-0)
Held World Title A Combined Time of 543 Days
Held Tag Titles A Combined Time of 659 Days
Author of Longest Existing Roleplay (10K Words -- SHIFTY NO MORE!)
Author of Second Longest Existing Roleplay (6.5K Words) :shifty
Received Twice As Many Votes As Hajjhowe For Best Promoer Ever
(Runner-up, tied with Jeff Holsten)
Has Made Kalevala Tap Three Times (Twice In One Month)
11-0 Winning Streak to Begin Return in 2007
Has Heard Mysterio's Girly Voice
Winner of PWA Mafia :shifty


::Hall of Fame Matches::
Steele vs. Vegeta vs. Triple 6 from PojoCade I (Main Event)
Triple 6 vs. Hajjhowe from Pandemonium 2003 (Main Event)
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Someone should start another mafia game...
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Champion of the Universe
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2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
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The Jesus
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EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN HELPING THE TOWN SINCE DAY ONE?!

You are retarded.

And upon further investigation, I conclude that London is in fact guilty.

Lynch: Paul London

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I don't like the way Julio flip flopped.

Lynch: Who?lio Guerroror
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I predict a swerve

Lynch: Inspector (or whatever) Beck
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The culprit will most likely be revealed this monday. At the Smackdown tapings, they announced they have a third DNA (besides McMahon and the limo driver) from the limo, but didn't give a name.
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They should go with a big swerve and have the DNA not be human. That way they can introduce a new alien gimmick! WOOT!!!
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Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time




PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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...Who the hell leaves enough DNA behind to survive an explosion while planting a bomb? Anything inside would be heat-killed and unusable. Did he like jack off all over the exterior of the limo or what? :shifty


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::Accomplishments::
Voted Best Roleplayer Ever
PWA Hall of Famer (Inducted September 2007)
PWA World Champion
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Voted Best World Champion Ever
Only Person To Win The World Title With Two Different Characters
PWA Tag Team Champion (x7, w/Sambo (3), Deception, Tony Xtreme, Razer, Organon, Jebediah, and Vegeta respectively.)
Voted Best Tag Team Competitor Ever
Voted Tag Team of the Year 2002 (with Sambo as Death Metal)
Runner-Up For Best Tag Team Ever With Both Forsworn and Death Metal
4-1 in Wrestlefest Rumbles
First Winner of Three Hours of Power (2002)
Only Person to Headline Four PojoCades
Only Person To Win Four Matches On One Show
Voted Best Stable Ever With Forsworn
RPer of the Year 2004
(joint w/ Deception)
Match of the Year 2004 (Razer/Steele vs. Deception/Triple 6)
PPV Match of the Year 2004 (Team Extreme vs. The Forsworn)
World Champion of the Year 2004
Tag Team Champions of the Year 2004
(w/ Deception)
Match of the Year 2005 (Triple 6 vs. Jeff Holsten: 2/3 Falls)
PPV Match of the Year 2005 (Triple 6 vs. Jeff Holsten: 2/3 Falls)
Feud of the Year 2005 (Forsworn Schism)
Most Memorable Moment of 2005 (Forsworn Ending At ED)
Tag Team Champions of the Year 2005 (w/ Organon, tie with MoP)
RPer of the Year 2007
Return of the Year 2007
World Champion of the Year 2007
Tag Team Champion of the Year 2007 (with Vegeta)
Undefeated When Challenging For Tag Titles (7-0)
Held World Title A Combined Time of 543 Days
Held Tag Titles A Combined Time of 659 Days
Author of Longest Existing Roleplay (10K Words -- SHIFTY NO MORE!)
Author of Second Longest Existing Roleplay (6.5K Words) :shifty
Received Twice As Many Votes As Hajjhowe For Best Promoer Ever
(Runner-up, tied with Jeff Holsten)
Has Made Kalevala Tap Three Times (Twice In One Month)
11-0 Winning Streak to Begin Return in 2007
Has Heard Mysterio's Girly Voice
Winner of PWA Mafia :shifty


::Hall of Fame Matches::
Steele vs. Vegeta vs. Triple 6 from PojoCade I (Main Event)
Triple 6 vs. Hajjhowe from Pandemonium 2003 (Main Event)
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This is a tie in to NBC's new CSI knock off. They bring in the cast of that show who searched the limo and found the DNA. They also found a dead stripper in the back who may or may not have been raped by vampires.
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PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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http://deadspin.com/sports/rasslin/the-wwe...rned-270652.php

My money is on this guy.
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That guy should sue. I'm sure he could get a case going since WWE is using him without his consent.
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Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time




PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Champion of the Universe
World Champion
2007 Three Hours of Power Winner
Intercontinental Champion
European Champion (greatest ever)
Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon)
Hardcore Champion(2)
Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1
Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1
Future Hall of Famer :shifty
Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP)
Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP)
Best RPer because I kick ass
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You know...it always sucks to read about another wrestler passing away at an early age, but it really did have perfect timing. I said from the beginning that this was an extremely tasteless stunt considering how many wrestling greats have lost their lives because of complications they developed while wrestling...and this all just falls into place. Now I'm wondering how WWE is going to dig themselves out of this? My guess is you'll randomly hear Vince's music start playing and he'll walk out while the announcer screams "OH MY GODZ!1! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!"
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