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Reports prove atheists = Muslims; And other fun quotes
Topic Started: Jul 5 2007, 02:48 PM (141 Views)
Thomas Driver
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Thanks to Trips. :lol
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Thank you Bman.
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Bman
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No problem. Anything that attacks religion needs to be spread.

I am agnostic, I'll have y'all know. I know for a fact I exist, but I have no official religion as of yet because I hired Mysterio to write my holy book and it has not yet been done.
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Thomas Driver
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You should dig up Sean Blake and have him do it.

1 - Th0u shl+ nt $t3l, k?
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Kyle The Freak Rieger
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Bman there is only one person who can put your holy book to words, more like 1 tag team.

2012 Sponsored by the Letter K presents, The Book of Bman.

Also I would be agnostic if I could still con my way into Christmas
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Tommy Dragon,Jul 5 2007
06:55 PM
You should dig up Sean Blake and have him do it.

1 - Th0u shl+ nt $t3l, k?

:lol


I had some good solid rules made up, I forget all of them though.
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Kinda applies :shifty
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Thx Bord, dis is sum funny shit!
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Quote:
 
"Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?"


Awesome! :lol
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YETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Thomas Driver
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How is that at all a bad future? :lol
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