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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 18 2008, 07:02 PM (418 Views) | |
| Kalevala | Feb 18 2008, 07:02 PM Post #1 |
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Al Bundy ---------- Al Bundy Enters. ---------- Streetz --------- After Streetz's music hits, orange fire works shoot up that spell out his name. He walks to the ring, focused on the match at hand. |
![]() ::Accomplishments:: PWA Tag Team Champion (w/Hellfire) PWA Commonwealth Champion [Unified TV/Euro Title](First Ever) PWA European Title (x2) PWA CUP 2008 Champion (as Koda w/AleXtreme) 2007 Commonwealth Champion of the Year 2006 Rookie of the Year 2006 European Champion of the Year 2006 Feud of the Year (Vs. Eagle) #1 Ranked PWA Superstar (Top 5) 2007 Three Hours of Power Finalist | |
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| Al Bundy | Feb 20 2008, 03:31 AM Post #2 |
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Everyone know the famous actor from his hit TV series, Married With Children. Now he's gotten himself into an whole new situation, Pro Wrestling. Ed O' Neill also known to everyone around the world as Al Bundy makes his way into the ring. Their is a guy inside the ring named Streetz, Al Bundy doesn't care who he is at all. Bundy circles around the ring trying to bypass some time before they lock up, BUNDY BUNDY BUNDY!! said all of the No Ma'am members. They were trying to be anonymous from all their wives watching on the television screen, if they were there to support Al Bundy they would have a fit for this stinky old man as Marci would say it on Married With Children show. Streetz watches the Polk High Legend make his way to the middle of the ring. Streetz has no idea who he is messing with, An Legend that scored 4 touchdown's in 1 single game, An Legend of selling Women's shoes for over 10 years, An Legend of hating his bon bon eating red headed wife, Peggy and finally, Mr. Al Bundy speaks directly at Streetz to let him know... ![]() LET'S ROCK!! After the words left Bundy's mouth, Al sucker punches Streetz into the face. Bundy was looking like a boxer showing off his moves, Streetz swung at the Polk High Legend, but Al shifted his body to one side to avoid being hit. With Bundy bouncing around like Oscar De La Hoya, Al gave an unexpected visitor from his left fist punching Streetz down to the mat. No Ma'am crew was clapping away for Al Bundy, It was his first time in Pro Wrestling, but one time he had to wrestle King Kong Bundy on 1 episode of his hit smash show, Married With Children. Al Bundy smiles for all the No Ma'am fans chanting his name.. ![]() After Streetz got taken down to the mat by the Polk High Legend, Al Bundy climbs the top ropes to taunt all his No Ma'am posse. ![]() Al Bundy tosses out a football to the crowd, but when he got off the ropes. Streetz came up from behind him and smashes him across his back with an Closesline it was an simple move to any other Pro Wrestler, but this took an major toll on Al Bundy's back. At 45 years of age, Polk High Legend wasn't in the shape like he was back 20 years ago. Last time he faced King Kong Bundy was in his prime of 30, but time goes by so fast theses days that Streetz could probably or most likey finish off the Polk High Legend. Streetz continues to work on Bundy's back by stomping down onto his lower spine. The official on the outside working the camera zoomed onto Al Bundy's face. ![]() Bundy's face explains all the pain which Streetz continues to stomp down massively. No Ma'am crew chants for The President of No Ma'am, Polk High Legend trying to crawl quickly for the ropes hoping that this will save his life. Streetz picks PHL off the ground and pushed him into the corner, Streetz rams his shoulders into Bundy's stomach which sent Al coughing up some of his old left over food from a couple of days ago. It sorta grossed out Streetz, He Irish whips Al into the distance corner. When Ed O' Neill came running into the corner, Al snaps his back into the corner post with him almost falling down flat onto his face. Johnny: I guess Ed O' Neill isn't ready for Wrestling. He should of stuck with acting on his show, but this Polk High Legend is going to give it his all. He was the first ever to score 4 touchdown's in 1 game in Polk High. Donny: Yes, He might of scored the touchdown's, but this isn't Polk High. This is Pojo Wrestling Alliance, Keyword "Wrestling". I don't think Al Bundy would even stand an chance against Streetz. Johnny: He did good against King Kong Bundy, well, I might have to say he tried his best against King Kong Bundy. Donny: Let's face it, Bundy isn't cut for this sport at all. 4 touchdown's might of been an big thing back in his day, but I'm sure alot of Pro Athletes could pull this off now. With Al Bundy on the ground, Streetz walks over to PHL; so that he could pick him up off the ground. Ed O' Neill got picked up to his feet, but before Streetz could place his hands onto him, Bundy took an huge bite on Streetz Hip. No Ma'am crew was cheering for Al's sharp yellow teeth, Streetz was screaming for his dear life, but no one could save him now. Bundy took his teeth off of his hip, then shoved Streetz into the ropes and once he caming bouncing off the ropes. Al Bundy came jumping off his both feet and took down Streetz with an Dropkick. No Ma'am was clapping away, Al Bundy watches Streetz fall down to the ground and O' Neill makes the crowd. Referee: One Two |
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| Streetz | Feb 20 2008, 11:34 PM Post #3 |
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Streetz pushes Bundy off of him with searing intensity. Al Bundy not only falls off of Streetz, but floats in the air for awhile before crashing down on the mat like he crashed his car into a tree during a DWI. D'oh! Streetz grabs the ropes and sets himself back at a vertical base while Ed O' Neil lays down on the mat, curled into a little ball, holding his chest and stomach like a sick baby. The No Ma'am crew looks on, biting their knuckles in such fear that Bundy is getting hurt! Bundy cries out, "I'm alright guys! I scored 4 touchdowns..." but is cut off by a mean boot to his spine. The leader of the No Ma'am crew screams to the referee that the move wasn't fair, that Al wasn't even paying attention! Streetz smiles and simply states, "Life ain't fair, especially in my ring." And with that, Streetz uses those bear claws he likes to call hands to prop Bundy back onto his feet, posing him like a catatonic schizophrenic. Bundy's face is distorted into a creeping semi-smile. In one swift motion, Streetz wraps his arm around Al's fragile baby baby, lifting him up in the air, slamming him onto the top of his head for an impressive DDT. This elicits praise from the commentator Donny and Johnny, but jeers from the No Ma'am crew! They cry out, "He'll get a concussion!" but their cries drift off to the infinite space around them, being answered by no one :(. DONNY: Streetz is being relentless! JOHNNY: What a shame for Bundy and this crowd. Listen to them. BUNDY IS SO OVER OMFG RAH RAH RAH RAH!!!!!!!! The crowd remains silent throughout the match. Being the incredibly versatile threat that he is, Streetz decides to team up with the ring to inflict the most pain on his opponent. So he drags the battered and aged body of Bundy to the corner of the ring, where he promptly steps outside. The No Ma'am crew question the legitimacy of Streetz's seemingly shady tactics, but get no answers from the referee! The referee is too busy officiating this very important match that could determine the future of both these stunning athletes! With that noted, Streetz grabs the feet of his much older opponent, spreading Bundy's legs wide and pulling them on both sides of the turnbuckle pole. Streetz slowly pulls Al's leg back, pausing to build tension within the arena. The three fans who are paying attention grow really scared at the thought of what will happen! Then, Streetz forcefully slams Al's brittle leg into the pole. Bundy screams in agony while the whole No Ma'am grew sigh and close their eyes in horror. One screams, "You took on King Kong Bundy! You can take this joker!" but the sound of Bundy's wailing drowns out the inspirational phrase. Streetz does not stop working on the leg. No siree! He continues to smash it into the pole, determined to not stop until he hears the bone shattered into a myriad of microscopic fragments, breaks that could never be repaired. The referee scolds Streetz for this blatant cheating, and commands him to take a step back into the ring. Streetz complies reluctantly, while the No Ma'am crew goads the referee for a decree well stated. Back in the ring, Streetz places the crying Bundy's legs onto the middle rope. Backing up to the other side of the squared circle, Streetz rests for a bit and then dashes like Hermes, dropkicking Bundy's most vulnerable leg. In slow motion, you can see Bundy's leg disgustingly bend. He manages to get his leg off of the rope, holding it to his chest. Wishing that all the punishment would just end already. But if Streetz's time within the PWA have any indication on this match, then that means he's far from done. Oh no, he won't stop until Bundy has to leave here on a stretcher... or in a body bag! Just kidding, Streetz would never kill a coworker :). Streetz hits a quick leg drop on the forever ailing Al Bundy. The No Ma'am crew all pace around, scared of their boy being reduced to mere dust. For the better part of this match, Bundy has been on the mat, and due to his age, a comeback seems practically impossible. Streetz, realizing anything else he does could be seen as simple overkill, brings Bundy back to his feet to do just that: overkill. Bundy can barely hold himself up right. Streetz whips Al into the ropes, but once he gets to the other side, he collapses against them, trying to regain his breath. Streetz in turn decides to run into Bundy, delivering a vicious shoulder block to the rag doll-like Bundy. Al is bent over, all the wind released from his body. Streetz wraps his arm around Bundy's head a, pulling him from in between the ropes. He lifts Bundy high up in the air, keeping him levitating, letting every blood cell travel to his brain. After another moment, Streetz snaps down, connecting a stalling suplex. Bundy does not even budge after the move, his eyes growing cold and lifeless. Streetz sits, smiling like the devil himself. He slides on top of Al to get the pin. |
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| Al Bundy | Feb 21 2008, 01:25 AM Post #4 |
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Referee: One Two Kickout! Ed O' Neill lifted his shoulder just in time before the referee could make the final count. Let's Go Bundy!! *clap clap clap clap clap* Let's Go Bundy!! said No Ma'am crew, Al Bundy was still on the ground with this guy named Streetz on top of him. I guess it's part of his unexperienced wrestling terminology that is turning against him, Streetz probably born in the hood knew more background of fighting so that is why Mr. Bundy is getting his ass kicked. Streetz picked up O' Neill off the ground, then Irish whips him into the ropes. Soon when Al Bundy was running back at Streetz, He came to put him right back down to the floor with an Closesline From Hell. No Ma'am crew saw Bundy's body almost twisted in the air as he finally came falling down to the ground. No Ma'am crew was getting ready to get out of their seats to help the President of this club, but Security wasn't letting them pass ![]() Officer Dan from Married with Children tried to cut the Security team an sweet deal, It looks like it almost worked until Ted McGinley also known as Jefferson D'arcy on Married with Children blew Officer Dan's cover. ![]() Some of the No Ma'am crew were hitting Jefferson with beer cups and socking him on his arm for striking a perfect deal so that they could be ring side to support their Head Hancho, Al Bundy. Since it was Ed O' Neill's first time wrestling alot of the older fans of T.V. series were holding up the famous sign. ![]() Let's Go Bundy!! Let's Go Bundy!! Streetz can't believe how much people support this man, It seems like he is an god to all mankind, but Streetz is going to find out the hard way. As long as No Ma'am is together they will do whatever it takes to become #1. Streetz picks up Ed O' Neill off the ground, scoops him up into a Body Slam, then drops him down onto his back. Streetz takes his time to walk over to the ropes, starts to climb the corner ropes, and stood up high above looking down at poor helpless Ed. Pissed off No Ma'am crew were tossing their drinks at Streetz trying to distract him, but it worked enough for Al Bundy to get right back up to his feet. Ed O' Neill ran quickly towards the corner, then pushed his legs which sent him falling off onto the outside canvas hitting his back onto the floor. Bundy! Bundy! Bundy! said No Ma'am crew, Al Bundy got an little winded from getting up quickly, but I guess it was from all the beer he drank during the nudie bar. Sir Al Bundy looks around at all his posse hearing them chant his name, so he pointed to the corner and they all cheered. Ed didn't really have a clue on how to wrestle, but he was going to do whatever it takes to take out this guy named Streetz. When Al Bundy was climbing the ropes he had a look on his face on how far down Streetz located on the canvas floor. ![]() LET'S ROCK! said Al Bundy. No Ma'am heard him say it again, Bundy leaps off the top rope and drops down with an Macho Man Elbow Drop across the chest of Streetz. Referee came on out of the ring to check both men, It seems that their bodies might of taken an big hit, but No Ma'am crew along with some other fans were really enjoying this match. Eventhough Al Bundy doesn't know how to wrestle that good, He still has memories of him going against King Kong Bundy. As Bundy was getting up to his feet, No Ma'am posse was clapping away for the strong hearted guy. At 45 years of age, Bundy is shocking everyone hear tonight. Ed O' Neill walks away from the scene and begins to look underneath the ring, as he continued to search for whatever he was looking for. Finally! He picked up the item known for what he is famous for an Bowling Ball. Al Bundy was making his way over to Streetz, but referee was stopping Ed O' Neill from using the item seeing as it wasn't Hardcore rules. Bundy shouts "An Fat Chick dressed up in a superhero costume" ![]() Johnny: That's a big women, She looks like could be the next Women's Champion. Donny: Didn't they retire that title? Johnny: That's right! It looks like the referee has fallen in love with this Superhero. Donny: That's nasty! Referee turned around so this gave Bundy time to use the bowling ball. Al Bundy inserted his fingers in the proper holes, then raises his arm backwards, and swung the bowling ball forward. Al Bundy shouted "STRIIIIKE" bowling ball came rolling forward right between Streetz legs giving his version of a Low Blow. Streetz was rolling around in pain holding his private part, Ed O' Neill raises his hands smiling away at the damage he done to Streetz. Referee finally takes his eyes off the fat chick, Bundy picks up Streetz off the ground and pushes him underneath the ropes to appear back inside this very ring. Polk High Legend came back into the ring, double hooks both legs and goes for the victory. Johnny: Bundy is known for his bowling skillls and it looks like it paid off tonight. Donny: Gotta love this guy, I'm glad to have see that alot of fans support this man. Wait, Here goes the referee for the pinfall. Referee: One Two *EDIT* Forgot the MA in No Ma'am |
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| Streetz | Feb 21 2008, 05:30 PM Post #5 |
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Streetz kicks out of Al Bundy's pin attempt, now really fuming. He thought it was okay to just play around with the guy, pitying the aged Ed O' Neil. But no more. No, these heel tactics Al Bundy uses should not be getting him over as a baby face. That isn't fair at all. Now Streetz is out for blood. He socks Al right in the face as he is still on the ground. The blow is unprotected and stiff, causing a tooth to fly right out of Bundy's supple baby mouth. He lays on the ground, bleeding immensely. Streetz jumps on top of the poor buffoon and starts to ground and pound, sending devastating blows to O'Neil's ugly mug. Again and again, Streetz's fists emerge with all of hell raging behind them. The referee finds the assault too brutal and orders Streetz off of his opponent. The crowd is a bit horrified at how Streetz is handling the match, treating it now more like an MMA match than wrestling. Al Bundy claims to have wrestled King Kong Bundy before, but that was just on some stupid fucking scripted television show which only about 5 million people watched anyway, and was only good for kick starting the career of Christina Applegate. No one gives a shit about Ed O' Neil, and that's why no one watched the new Dragnet. The ref starts his count to ten, giving Bundy warning that he needs to arrive at his feet before the ten mark is given or else he will be counted out. The problem is the throbbing in Bundy's head is keeping all the words from being heard. Streetz, in a rage, tries to break away from the ref's grasp to reinsert Bundy into this match. "Get up! You sand bagging son of a bitch!" Streetz yells, spit flying off of his lips. Is it really a miracle for Al Bundy to get to his feet when he's being sentenced to this type of torture? Well, whatever it may be called, Bundy uses the ropes to hold himself on his feet. He looks very worn out, being filled with nothing but potato chips and booze. Streetz runs to the recognizable character, grabbing the back of Ed O' Neil head, levitating to deliver one hell of a knee strike to Bundy's nose. The pain runs through Al's nerves, telling his brain to give up, just stop fighting. Normally, the chants given by the No Ma'am crew would inspire Al to soldier on, but every noise has become a blur to the 45 year old. Streetz grabs the back of Bundy's head, takes a few steps forward, and jumps down, introducing Bundy's face to the mat with a face plant. Bundy's nose is a Pollack painting, splatters of read and yellow scattered throughout the alabaster canvas. An extreme close up could make people mistake it for art, but the panned out image showcases only carnage, destruction, and on man's unabridged wrath against another. "You're so over, Bundy. Why don't you just make the people laugh, you fucking clown?" Streetz whispers into the ear of his weeping opponent. The No Ma'am crew is left feeling defenseless and scarred. Here, they thought they'd get a good laugh at seeing their buddy take on some professional wrestling figure. This was not so. Unfortunately, PWA booked Al Bundy against the ultimate villain, the one man trying to make a name for himself in this company. When Streetz smells weakness, he trounces it. Even back on the sidewalks as a kid, he'd order those he knew weren't strong enough to stand up to him. He'd talk chalk from hopscotchers, rope from jump ropers, milk money from school boys, and foot balls from jocks. Streetz's commanding presence shows no signs of weakening in this bout with the Polk High Graduate. Streetz sits down on his opponent's back, applying pressure to the back of the spin with the toes of his boot. In the meanwhile, he wraps the back of his arm around the top of Al Bundy's forehead and wretches backwards. Bundy's body maliciously transforms into a "U" as Streetz continues to hold tension in his unorthodox submission maneuver. As Bundy looms dangerously in the middle of the ring, it looks as if he will have no choice but to submit. |
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| Al Bundy | Feb 22 2008, 03:30 AM Post #6 |
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Al Bundy was shown in an submission move that not even he could power his way out. It was looking like Ed O' Neill was about to pass out, but soon as the band kicked it into 5 gear. No Ma'am crew was chanting away for Head Hancho's name, Everyone knows that Al Bundy was the lead man of this show called Married with Children. Bundy was trying his hardest to reach out for the ropes, so the referee could finally release the hold. No Ma'am posse finally grew some balls and forced their way down to the security rails next to the Pojo Wrestling Security staff. Ed O' Neill wasn't looking good at all, He almost had an pale looking color on his skin as he was starting to black out.![]() Bob Rooney Treasurer of No Ma'am had a good idea. No Ma'am crew gave some money to the security and finally they let them go by. No Ma'am was finally at ring side as alot of fans were cheering for them. They couldn't believe how much people watched their show back in the day, I guess it's not dead because they are walking legends. Al Bundy finally reaches the ropes and the hold now has to be released by Streetz. Ed O' Neill was coughing up spit from the side of his mouth, Streetz got to the point that he can't believe Al is lasting this long. I guess he should think better or rewatch that match with King Kong Bundy because it proves that Bundy could wrestle. It looks like Bundy was looking to exit the ring, but Streetz cuts him off by pulling on the back of his leg. Al was clawing his fingers onto the ring mat trying to pull himself out of the ring, Streetz pulled so hard that Al's shoe came off. Now if everyone knows one thing, It has to be the bad oder which Al has on his feet. Streetz almost looked like he was going to throw up inside his mouth cause he smelt the nasty smell of Ed O' Neill's feet. ![]() Al Bundy looks up at his No Ma'am crew and smiles at them. Streetz drops Al's shoe on the ground and was making his way back to O' Neill, When Streetz came back to Al Bundy, Head Hancho uses his other foot to kick Streetz into the stomach. It really didn't have that much effect on him, but it gave him an little time to get back up to his feet. Everyone could doubt Ed O' Neill because he might be an shoes salesmen, lame father, or drinker, but the fact remains that he is a entertainer and this is what he does best. Who is Streetz to judge by his actions? What the hell is an Streetz? Ed O' Neill got right back up onto his feet not even bothering putting on his other shoe, so he is going to use his stinky foot to his advantage. Streetz looked up at Al Bundy, then Bundy jumped up into a Dropkick putting his stinky foot right into Streetz face which made him fall down to the ground. No Ma'am crew had Bundy's back from the start of his career and up until now, They will never turn on the Head Hancho. ![]() David Faustino aka Grand Masta B aka Bud Bundy came jumping over the security rail. Johnny: Grand Masta B is in the house now! I remember when he tried to hit on all the ladies, but all he would get is an blow up doll. Donny:: Haha! I bet he still remembers it too! Now that Grand Masta B came down to ring side to cheer on his pops, Al Bundy looks over at his son and smacked his hand. Ed O' Neill has everything going for him, no wife, brain dead daughter, or fat ugly mother-in-law to bug him. Head Hancho watches on when Streetz was getting up to his feet, Al drops down one knee and puts one hand down to the ground. Johnny:: Looks like someone is getting ready to tackle. Donny:: It sure does, I think Streetz is going to get put to sleep. Al Bundy charges at Street and forces the Polk High Express, then sacks him down to the ground forcing his shoulders into his upper region area taking the wind out of Streetz. No Ma'am crew cheers on along with other Polk High fans as they saw Al Bundy going for the cover. Referee: 1 2 |
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| Kalevala | Feb 25 2008, 02:00 PM Post #7 |
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At this point, Streetz is quite aggravated. He violently kicks out, shaking Bundy off of him like a wet dog. Getting to his feet at the same time as Bundy, Streetz lunges towards him. Ducking beneath a clothesline, Bundy waits for Streetz to turn around. When he does, Bundy goes for the classic double eye poke, but Streetz gets up his hand over the bridge of his nose! Having exhausted his repetoire, Bundy simply stared for a few moments, before Streetz kicked him in the gut, set up, and nailed the Roadkill! Streetz made the pin, as the ref made the count. Announcer: WINNER OF THIS MATCH VIA PINFALL, STREETZ! |
![]() ::Accomplishments:: PWA Tag Team Champion (w/Hellfire) PWA Commonwealth Champion [Unified TV/Euro Title](First Ever) PWA European Title (x2) PWA CUP 2008 Champion (as Koda w/AleXtreme) 2007 Commonwealth Champion of the Year 2006 Rookie of the Year 2006 European Champion of the Year 2006 Feud of the Year (Vs. Eagle) #1 Ranked PWA Superstar (Top 5) 2007 Three Hours of Power Finalist | |
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