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| Insanity Ep. 159; Civic Center Coliseum; Charleston | |
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| P.Y | Mar 24 2008, 09:41 AM Post #1 |
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MONDAY NIGHT INSANITY EPISODE #159 LIVE from Civic Center Coliseum; Charleston, West Virginia ---------- MAIN EVENT P.Y/Kashell Lawfer vs. Tommy Dragon/Serial Mitchell Cole w/ Bman vs. "The Guv" w/ Michael Dean White III Special Referee: Mr. Anonymous Hellfire Vs Adam Senton Kamikaze Kid vs. Cheweroni MASSACRE HARDCORE ROYAL PREVIEW Streetz/Sully/Jigsaw vs. Alex LeBlanc/Reese Lynch/Rey De Dolor ---------- |
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| Thomas Driver | Mar 24 2008, 12:06 PM Post #2 |
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The sounds of “Praise” by Sevendust continue from the opening video, but when the live arena is shown the fans at home are greeted with an not-so-common sight. Piccie Smalls stands inside the squared circle, the beloved commissioner stepping over a red-carpeted canvas as he makes his way towards a decorative table. His hand wipes the smooth surface of oak, pulling the nearby microphone to his lips. Piccie Smalls: Ladies and gentlemen, as commissioner I would first like to apologize for the heinous actions of the World Champion last week on Insanity. For those unaware, during an altercation between P.Y and his new number one contender Tommy’s valet Casey was attacked by the champion. We at PWA would like to apologize to Casey and her family for the actions of P.Y. After those words, a replay of last week’s incident appears on the PojoTron.
The scene shifts to the wild brawl that followed.
While the assault on Revolution Inc., we finally arrive to reason this footage has aired.
With that the scene returns to a relaxed Piccie Smalls, who lifts a black clipboard off the table before speaking. Piccie Smalls And now, by my authority we will have a contract signing for the World Championship match this Sunday at Massacre. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the challenger for the World Title… Tommy Dragon! The audience cheers, but they are soon cut-off by the sounds of Iggy Pop and The Stooges punk classic “Search and Destroy”. From behind the black curtain come Mario Woosey and Kyle “The Freak” Rieger, both men making their way to the squared circle dressed for the occasion. Mario grabs the microphone from Piccie, looking over at the former World Champion as Kyle wipes away at his own suit jacket. Mario Woosey: Now just hold on a minute there Smalls, that’s not how you introduce this man. As Tommy Dragon’s representation, Kyle has asked me to accompany him to the ring for a proper introduction. The mind behind Revolution Inc. passes the microphone over, Kyle clearing his throat before he speaks. Kyle Rieger: You see this isn’t just any title match, this my friends is a match nearly four years in the making. Tommy Dragon is finally getting the match he’s earned ten times over and I sure as hell am not allowing this to be taken lightly. At Massacre, the World Championship is going where it’s belonged since 2005. The Freak allows some scattered cheers to reach him before continuing. Kyle Rieger: For the first time in a long while, the belt will be in the hands of a wrestler. A man who practices a little-known thinking called wrestling, spelled W-R-E-S-T-L-I-N-G. Not that sports entertainment crap and not to a monster who harms an innocent woman. The Freak passes the microphone over his shoulder, allowing Woosey to grab it. Mario prepares his voice as the moneyman in Revolution Inc. cracks open a pack of cigarettes. Mario Woosey: Ladies and gentlemen I give to you the man of the hour, the man with the power, the patron saint with the proper paint, the best in all-PWA and you for sure that’s something to say, guys want to meet him, girls want him inside them, a man who will kill you seven-and-a-half times before you touch the ground; he is the one, the only… Tommy Dragon! “Psycho Killer” erupts as the fans begin cheering the arrival of their newest hero, Tommy Dragon stepping out onto the entrance stage. He doesn’t embrace the audience as one would assume - dressed to kill in his wrestling attire - as he stomps his way over towards the ring. He slides under the rope, walking past a confused Mario Woosey and looking towards the sold-out arena. The Patron Saint raises one first, getting a quick reaction before heading towards his cohorts. They attempt to converse with the technician, but Tommy simply stares a hole through his former partner in Piccie Smalls - waiting for his introduction of P.Y. The Notorious PIC requests a second microphone, seeing as his previous one was being held by Woosey. Piccie Smalls: Alright, and now time to introduce the champion. From England, ladies and gentlemen please welcome… "Take the Power" by The Cult blasts from the sound system, effectively cutting Piccie’s words short. Piccie Smalls: God damn it… Rex Haraway walks out with a microphone in hand, waiting for his music to fade before speaking to the audience. Rex Haraway: I’m sorry but if a mere challenger receives such pomp and circumstance, then your World Champion deserves one far greater and your Rexclusive one is out here to do just that. I present, the four-time PWA World Champion, Hall of Famer and the man who put Razer out of action, the English Monster… P.Y! The arena lights are cut, "East Broadway" by Unsane echoing through the darkness as spotlights make their way over to the entrance ramp. Like a candle in the dark, P.Y is emitted in an eerie glow before the house lights return to normal. PWA’s only World Champion makes his way towards the ring, Rex Haraway leading the way until they reach the squared circle. The canvas has been divided, Revolution Inc. in charge of one side while the Rexclusive and the English Monster mark their territory on the opposite end. Piccie breaks the awkward silence, trying to get this business over with. Piccie Smalls: Alright, before either of you sign the dotted line I believe Rex Haraway has something to say. The Notorious PIC steps away from the camera, Rex replacing him. Rex Haraway: I would first like to apologize on behalf of myself and the World Champion for what happened to Casey. You see, it’s bad enough that she had to be seen around Tommy. A chokeslam is just adding injury to insult. The Patron Saint’s attention - for the first time since his appearance - snaps away from P.Y. He stares down Haraway, pushing past his cohorts to confront the confident superstar. Rex raises both hands, attempting to act defenseless so that Piccie will pull the angered technician away from him. Piccie Smalls: Tommy, calm down. The number one contender’s position doesn’t change, eye-to-eye with his enemy. Piccie Smalls: Calm down right now! Both men turn to face the commissioner, who authoritatively points at the desk. Each competitor is given their contract to sign, neither taking their eyes off the other as they turn the pages. Tommy is about to swipe the pen across the last piece of paper when Rex decides to chime in. Rex Haraway: Before you sign that Tommy, I would like to inform you of the World Champion’s newest… what’s the word I‘m looking for? Stipulation. That word signals Kyle and Mario over, the owner of Revolution Inc. grabbing the contract out of his client’s hand. Woosey eyes the documents over the shoulder of The Freak, reading to counter back whatever Haraway has planned. Rex Haraway: You see, Massacre’s going to have enough chaos without the main event erupting into carnage. We see how Revolution Inc. operates and because of this, I’ve had the finest representatives add a clause that all superstar’s under the Rev Inc. banner are banned from ringside. The audience erupts in boos, their normal hatred for the revolutionary causes overshadowed by their continual hatred for the deceptive ways of Rex Haraway. Rex Haraway: Their presence will result in immediate disqualification for the challenger. Mario Woosey: Now hold on a minute you, what do you think Tommy is? He isn’t some two-dollar jobber, some ham n’ egger that walked in off the street for his first match. He has the right to backed by our agency and we’re damn not going to give it up. Kyle Rieger: Well how convenient it is that only Revolution Inc. is to be banned from ringside. I suppose that contract says nothing about you being hauled out of there, does it? Rex Haraway: I’m not a proven risk, unlike some people. Mario Woosey: What’s that supposed to mean? Rex Haraway: You know damn well what it means Woosey. Kyle Rieger: Look buddy, there’s no way in hell… The words of his cohorts build, each sound emitting from their tongue causing Tommy’s head to pound harder and harder. Having heard enough, he steals the microphone from Kyle before addressing Haraway. Tommy Dragon: Done. Mario Woosey: What?! Kyle Rieger: Tommy, you can’t be serious. Tommy Dragon: I said, done. Tommy passes the microphone, both of his representatives scrambling to grab it as the Patron Saint grabs one of the many pens on the table. Cameras zoom in as the New Yorker signs his name across the dated line to the satisfaction of Haraway. Mario Woosey: That’s not binding in court Haraway, he’s under emotional distress! Kyle Rieger: My lawyer’s can rip that signature apart, there’s no way we’re allowing. Once again Tommy Dragon pulls the microphone away, ordering his men back. Tommy Dragon: It’s over with, it’s signed and I will be the one to deal with it. Got it? The Patron Saint allows the stick to fall across the desk, walking away from his stunned comrades as P.Y signs his own version of the contract. Piccie Smalls takes both documents away, holding them up high as cameras flash. Piccie Smalls: Well folks, it’s official. Tommy Dragon versus P.Y for the PWA World Championship at Massacre! He allows the fans to applaud the announcement, believing this publicity stunt has run its course. As Mario and Kyle continue to argue over what has just transpired, Tommy steps away from Revolution Inc.’s side and confronts the World Champion. This causes an uproar in the crowd, even The Freak breaking away from Woosey in case he needs to back his man. Both champion and challenger stare at one another, the Patron Saint balling up his fist as if ready to strike the English Monster. P.Y steps back, feigning an attempt to escape as the technician pursues him. When it seems these two men would explode, Rex Haraway blindsides the number one contender with a fist of his own. The squared circle erupts in violence, not from the competitors but from the officials storming the ring to quell any brawl. Woosey ducks into a corner as security forces and referees separate the men into corner, keeping them apart. Haraway’s holder eventually realizes the uselessness of his job as all PWA’s Rexclusive does is taunt the victim of his cheap shot. Piccie Smalls tries to restore order, making his way to the center of the ring. Piccie Smalls: Hold on, just hold on for a minute here. Before his former partner can continue, Tommy breaks from his captors and leaps over towards P.Y and Haraway. He lands on top of their guards, everyone attempting to pull him away as he just reaches a fist over to smack the World Champion. More referees enter, containing the battle as Piccie finally breaks. Piccie Smalls: That’s it, I’m tired of this crap. You think you two are the only ones who want to tear each others throats out? Hell no, half the roster wants their hands on the other half. I promised two of those men back there Pick Your Poison matches, but I have a better idea. The Notorious PIC looks first at the World Champion, then over to his challenger. Piccie Smalls: Our two top titles are being defended in less than a week and tonight the participants in those matches will face one another in tag team action. Tonight, it will be the World Champion P.Y and Kashell Lawfer teaming against the Intercontinental Champion Serial and Tommy Dragon! The audience cheers the announcement, Piccie dropping the microphone as he makes his way out to the sounds of “Hypnotize”. 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| Bman | Mar 24 2008, 01:36 PM Post #3 |
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As Bman walks into the arena, the paparazzi attack him with flashbulbs. Mean Gene: Bman! Bman! Cole: Bman! Bman! What happened in the meeting with Vegeta?! Can you tell us?! Bman: Cole you already know the answer. You were there. Cole: Oh yeah. Well, can you tell the world what happened behind that closed door? Bman: The Million Dollar Title is making its return, as per mine and Vegeta's agreement. Bman slips the towel off his shoulder, revealing a new and improved Million Dollar Title. ![]() THE CROWD CHEERS. Bman: And as for Dean Michael White the third, he is going to have the very first opportunity to win the new belt off of me, the greatest Million Dollar champion in history. IN A LADDER MATCH. The Cruiserweight title suspended alongside both Million Dollar titles, past and present. The winner will be the one who unstraps the titles from their perch high atop the ring. Those titles will be consolidated into this new and improved Million Dollar Title. Cole: Good to hear, champ. Mean Gene: On the PWA hotline I mentioned that Michael Cole would be in a match this week but I had no idea what I was talking about specifically. Can you shed light on this? Bman: He will be in action, and I will be in his corner, that is all I am going to say. Bman walks off with the cruiserweight title, the old million dollar title, and the new million dollar title. |
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| Bman | Mar 24 2008, 07:08 PM Post #4 |
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Bman is in his locker room. The camera is behind him as he looks into the mirror. He sees...THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR in the mirror! Bman: AWAHH! Just kidding. No he doesn't. He shoos the camera to the side, so we cannot see Bman's face in the mirror as he removes his mask. The camera picks up an inconsequential side view of Bman's face from the rear-left as he removes his mask and replaces it with... A gold mask with gems around the eyes and mouth! Bman pushes the camera man out of the room, slamming the door. |
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| Mr.Anonymous | Mar 25 2008, 12:15 AM Post #5 |
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Senonymous was inside their locker room Adam: So, It looks like your off tonight. 'Yeah, I guess so...BUT!' Adam: What do you mean 'But'? Mr. Anonymous smiles at Adam 'Two weeks ago we nearly beat the crap out of Revolution Inc, right?' Adam: Yes, It's true. They didn't stand an chance against us. 'Well, You know how your facing Hellfire tonight.' Adam: Yeah, I know. I hope that no one from Revolution Inc doesn't get involved. Mr. Anonymous smiles even more. Adam: What the fuck you keep on smiling about, You turning gay on me now? 'No, I'm smiling because I talked to the commish today and guess what foo'. Nah, I'm not going to let you guess. Let's say that you won't be alone in tonights match.' Adam: Am I thinking what you're thinking? 'I hope so because tonight, Me, Mr. Anonymous will be the SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE.' Adam: That's sweet!! Adam laughs 'Tell me about it, Not only will I beat the crap out of Hellfire, I mean call this match down the line. I'll make sure he'll never forget this face. Revolution Inc is going down.' Their was a knock at Senonymous' locker room door. Mr. Anonymous walks up to the door and opens it. Cole: Hey Anonymous, Commish wants to talk to you for a second. Adam: BUSTED! 'Shut up or I'll count you out of your own match.' Mr. Anonymous exits the locker room to head over to the commish's office. |
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| Bman | Mar 25 2008, 08:56 AM Post #6 |
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Bman's walking down the hall in his new mask, carrying 2 defunct titles and the white strap MD championship.![]() Dean Michael White III: That looks gay. Bman: Shut up, it's f****** awesome. Bman keeps walking, but pastes a tear onto his mask signalling sadness. |
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| Reese Lynch | Mar 25 2008, 04:06 PM Post #7 |
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Cole: I'm now standing here with the recently returning Reese Lynch who last week, made a successful re-debut effort beating two well established PWA superstars. But not only that, his match was watched by the living legend - The Oakster. Reese, can you give me your thoughts as to why the legend was at your match? Reese smiles at the camera and rubs his chin, pondering what to say Reese: Well Cole, I figured that the big guy came down because he had his mind set on watching to see how Alex or the Kid done, since you know, they are more established an all.... I guess he was scouting one of them guys for a potential match soon.... but I think he got the shock when I managed to win Cole: So you think that the Oakster was definately after a match with someone and you pulled off the upset win so to speak? Reese: Yeah, Oak saw that its more about the new blood in this place compared to the older guys. Since I'm vying to prove myself, then I guess I go at it with alot more effort than some of these other guys who just go through the motions week in and week out. Cole: So you're telling me and PWA that if Oak wanted a match at Massacre, then he'd be better off picking you than someone else higher up the card? Reese: Damn straight! I'd love the chance to face him and I feel that the living legend himself could teach this young boy from the cold a few things The crowd cheer at the show of respect that the young rookie has for the Oakster. There is some small pockets of laughter as some fans find it hard to take the rookie seriously, but his enthusiasm shows the majority of people that he is fully prepared to step into the ring with a man who is bigger than him in potentially every way possible in this industry Cole: Tonight you are in a match which will act as a preveiw for the inaugural hardcore battle, this will be your first major multi man match. How do you feel? Reese: Well, I'm not too sure about multi man matches.. but to hell with it, if its two men with weapons or six men with weapons... I'll give it my best damn shot Reese leaves the scene to prepare for his match |
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| Kyle The Freak Rieger | Mar 27 2008, 10:02 PM Post #8 |
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*Know Your Enemy by Rage Against The Machine begins to blare over the loudspeaker. The members of Revolution Inc. have already been out here once tonight but feel they owe the fans another appearance. Groans and boos begin to fill the arena. The small section of Rev Inc. fans begin to cheer loudly and wildly. The men and their ladies begin to walk through the curtain one by one. Leading the way is the brains of the operation Mario “The Mind” Woosey is clad in a white suit, crimson shirt, and a white tie. The lovely Allison Reality has her arm wrapped around his, wearing a hand sewn, safety pinned, and punkish dress. She glares into the camera while Mario's telephone conversation is wrapping up.* Mario: I don't care what you or Vegeta think he's worth, because I know what he's worth, and he's worth a lot more than that. Its pay to play around here, and if you don't pay, he won't play for your team. And I heard you were using racial terms towards him, I WILL HAVE THOMAS NIGGART OUR LAWYER SUE YOU FOR EVERY CENT YOU AND THE PWA HAS, YA GOT ME. NOW ARE WE GONNA DO BUSINESS, OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO MOTHERFUCK US AROUND. THE REVOLUTION IS CONTINUING, AND THE PWA WILL BE THE FINAL VICTIM IF YOU DON'T GIVE US A BETTER OFFER. I'M ON TV, I NEED TO GO. *Mario hangs up the phone before canoodling with his lady. Next out is The Kennin Warrior Kalevala, in his Sunday finest and even breaking out a Top hat tonight. His arm is still in the cast and he goes for a high five, selling the pain of slapping hands with the youngster. The Hottest of the Harts Natalie Neithard comes over, admonishes the fan, and begins to rub his shoulder. She's looking beautiful in her Black gown with pink hearts, but behind beauty is the beast. The Massive Koda lumbers behind both of them, glaring at a fan who attempts to insult him, the fan will now enjoy sitting in his own urine all night.* Kalevala: He went right after my injured hand, can you believe the nerve of these kids today. I want to slap him upside the head, if my hand wasn't hurting too much. Natalie: It will be ok, I'm here to protect you, your cousin has your back, and when we get home we can play Hide the Maple Leaf, I promise. *Kalevala looks content with that and he walks down the ramp with his company in tow. The Money Man follows them, and Kyle Rieger is looking even more svelte than usual. His taste for clothes hasn't changed, as he wears a very loud orange suit, with a black shirt, orange tie, and even orange chuck taylors. The Letter K is embroidered on the back in like on most of his garments. Sarah Death Rey is sporting her own orange gown, it is cut short so the fans can understand why Kendo calls her Back Door Galore, but they do make a dapper couple.* Kyle: We've got money, we've got belts, we've got PAPER PAPER PAPER PAPER PAPER PAPER, and we gonna get more BELTS BELTS BELTS BELTS BELTS. OHHHHHHHH, P.Y. AND REX HARDAWAY, WE COMIN FOR YOU N-WORD. I'm the best damn looking business man today, with the most beautiful lady by my side, life can't be as sweet as when I'm on my two feet. And it will be a massacre, at massacre, MWHAHAEHA. Sarah: Kyle, you drive me crazy, batshit bonkers, but I think thats why I love u. *Sarah gives Kyle a kiss on cheek and they walk to the ring, pausing only when Kyle spots a group of Rev Inc. fans in the front ready for the celebration. They're all clad in formal wear, which Kyle appreciates, so he's willing to make time for them. He walks over to high five the group, takes pictures, and invites them to the post show party. Hellfire and Haley emerge from the curtain, Both are shrouded in black. Long dark robes cover their clothing, and their eyes seem to be piercing each other's souls. The only glint of difference is the shiny Commonwealth title on his shoulder. They walk in silence, when Hellfire wishes to speak he will be heard. Julio Guerrera follows behind in his priests robe. He truly believes that he's Wrestling Jesus now. He's trying to avoid having Hott 2 Flamez see him and wrap her ham hocks around him. His worries are quickly turned to terror, as she loudly sneaks up behind him, plants a kiss on his face, and handcuffs their hands together. He's stuck, with no way out. At the rear of all of this is Tommy Dragon dressed in a black shirt with ΦΣΤ in dripping blood red on it while the back states NOT SAFE FOR WRESTLING. He's wearing jeans, he's not in the mood to be dressed up, he's just mad. He's by his lonesome. Casey is still in the hospital after the attack last week, and he's not being too social.* Tommy: Get that camera out of my face, I'll speak when I want to. *The group assembles in the ring, Mario Woosey takes the Microphone, and begins his spiel.* Mario: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, and I use both of those terms loosely, MARIO THE MIND WOOSEY PRESENTS, A REIGORE ENTERPRISES PRODUCTION, FUNDED BY KYLE “THE FREAK” RIEGER AND KALEVALA, THEY ARE THE PRESENT AND FUTURE OF POJO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING, REEEVVVVVVOOOOOOOLLLLLLUUUUUUTTTTTIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN INC. *The crowd is nearly silent, the boos are scattered around and sporadic, the few fans they have are lead by the front row in a cheer of “THIS IS AWESOME.” Mario exhales deeply and begins to continues.* Mario: Do you smell that in the air, its, its something special. Its something good, I'm getting some good vibes, Allison you catching these vibes, *she nods her head* everybody here is catching them. Its special, its just a special occasion, for you see at Massacre Revolution Inc. will take not only the world title home, but will keep the Commonwealth title, bring in the Hardcore title, and lay waste to what remains of the company that all of you out there helped destroy. *The sly remark from the Super Agent gets a rousing chorus of boos, but is he really in the wrong. With the major stars all gone, is in the fans fault for having them push themselves so hard.* Mario: First off, I'd like to pass the Mic off to Hellfire, who would simply like to say what's going to happen to Mr. Anonymous come Massacre. *Mario passes the mic, and quickly moves away to avoid Haley's wrath.* Hellfire: Thank you. Mr. Anonymous the name alone should tip everybody off, he's just not creative. I can understand and respect a masked man, hell I respect Koda for being one of the most brutal men on the planet, but I cannot, nor shall I respect you. This belt *Points to the Commonwealth Title* This belt is meant to be held by men with honor and respect. That's why I have it, because I respect the title and I respect the man who made the title. Kalevala created this gold, held this gold for so long, and made the title into what it is now, and I will be doing the same. You are messing with a man with chips on both shoulders, you've stuck your nose into my business, and NOW I'll break it off. You want to get ahead in this company, and I just want to take your head off. And if your piece of scum tag team partner Adam Senton tries to help you out, ensure you win in any way you'll be dealing with the other half of this Devil's Duo Haley. She will do anything for me, anything, and if that means that Little Adam Senton will be going Night Night forever, so fucking be it. Mr. Anonymous its really quite simple, I don't get mad at people, I JUST GET EVEN. HAHAHA *Hellfire passes the mic back to the Ringleader of this circus of Freaks, Mario thanks him and gets ready to pass it off once again.* Mario: And of course we have our big Enforcer, the man that nobody can stop, KODA. And his cousin The Best European and Commonwealth champion of all time Kalevala would like to talk to all of you about The Monster. *Mario hands the mic to one of his benefactors, and Kalevala nods to thank him. He begins to speak and points at his cousin.* Kalevala: The question on everybody's mind, or at least the question that should be on everybody's mind is who can stop this animal, this monster, our Enforcer. Koda right here is a giant in the business, and he takes no prisoners, so far nobody has been able to stop him. I'm making an offer, If I judge you worthy, and feel that you are the first person to truly stop Koda, I will pay you 10,000 dollars, out of my own pocket. Donny: Hell for that kind of money you could afford new hair Johnny. Johnny: Yeah, I'm sure nobody will be deemed by Kalevala as stopping Koda so nobody will win. Kalevala: Oh and Indy, we haven't forgotten about you. Why don't you take this time off, have a nice vacation, and when you think about coming back I've got a special offer for you. Two tickets for you, and your mentally retarded wife. Johnny: That's not right, English is her second language and she works very hard at it. Kalevala: To the retirement home of your choosing. I'll foot the bill and everything, because if you do come back, he'll send you right back into the hospital. *Kalevala hands the mic off to Mario who is ready to pass it again.* Mario: Great, the least valuable player is up next, ladies and gentlemen, Julio *Kyle yanks the mic away from Mario.* Kyle: Wait, he's still employed, screw all that, Julio Guerrera YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU'RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! But to show I'm a nice guy, you can have Hott 2 Flamez for the night. Now get outta my ring. *Julio begins to bawl and tear up as he slowly walks out of the ring with Hott 2 Flamez still handcuffed to him. It is up for debate what he's crying about, being fired, or spending the night with the human Cow.* Kyle: I guess I can take over, because as Mario said we'll be bringing the Hardcore Title to our ranks. Now all you Revolutionaries must be asking, Kyle You've been through everyone, without Julio who's going to fight for the belt. Well I've got a good friend, an old friend, a man I can trust, and a man who doesn't want to reveal who he really is. But let me assure you that he's a true artist of the Hardcore, and his name now is The DEAMON. *The fans are puzzled, but the group of eleven in the front have an idea, and they start up the chant. There could be only one man Kyle is talking about, he's been missing in action for a little bit of time. The chant starts small and picks up.* Fans: RAZER, RAZER, RAZER, Kyle: You never know, you never know, it could be him, or Darkside, or Karnage. Maybe its one of my old Revolutionaries like Mushy, or Zach Pendergrass. Maybe its even one of the old UWF members that I've kept in touch with. He will be at Massacre, and I'll make the official decree, He'll be in Three Hours of Power, I'm covering all bases, and come hell or high water, the World belt is coming our way. But I have all the faith in the world that my good friend here Tommy Dragon will take the belt, and The PWA will feel the Revolution. And speaking of which I'd like to introduce the man who will bring it to the side of good, TOMMY DRAGON. *The fans begin to pop, they may not like the members of Revolution Inc. but they like P.Y. even less. After the attack on Casey last week the fans feel nothing but sympathy for The Patron Saint. Kyle calls for another Mic for his ally. The front row fans reveal large cards, each containing a letter they begin a “Tommy Dragon” chant, and show the cards with TOMMY DRAGON. Tommy looks and just sighs, and they flip them over revealing PY'S GONNA DIE. The camera picks it up and a dueling chant for the Patron Saint begins. Tommy looks somewhat upset, he's had the commotion about him before but this time he can't handle it.* Tommy: Would everyone just SHUT THE FUCK UP. *The crowd gets silent immediately, this is not the man who was in Sparkle Motion, this is not the man who fought for the PWA vs. WAR, he's truly not himself. Kyle Rieger tries to break the tension.* Kyle: Calm down my friend, what's wrong, you're going to win the belt, and we'll make this company rise again like the immortal Phoenix. With us in your corner nothing is a problem. Tommy: Kyle, you of all people should know what the hell is going on with me. Kyle when you took on P.Y. for the world title do you remember what happened, He took out Tigress, the one thing that made your world right at the time. That one thing made you quit, you may have come back and fought with Oakster, Wrath, and Twisted Metal to get your honor back, but WHAT FUCKING GOOD DID IT DO YOU. Were any of them there to save you're knee and ankle from being snapped? Did it help that they were on your side? DID IT STOP HIM FROM HARMING YOUR GIRL? You know what I've got to do, this is my fight, and I'll respect you more than I do now, if you let this be mine and mine alone. I'm praying to god Casey will be at full health, so after I win the gold, and make PY suffer, she can slap the taste out of his mouth just so she can have her little mark of revenge. You see you made a cardinal mistake, you hurt someone that I care about. And when I'm done with you I'm going to take your pissant peon Rex Hardaway, and I'm going to snap his neck because with him gone, you have nothing left. What will you do when I destroy the only person on earth who cares about you? *The crowd is speechless, they've never heard such ferocious words from him. They, along with the members of Revolution Inc. understand. This has gone beyond wrestling, this is about a man and the person he holds dear.* Kyle: I never thought of it that way. Casey is in all our thoughts, and I know when the incident happened with Tigress I didn't hold my emotions back. I let them get the better of me and what happened, I got hurt and hurt bad. I may not speak with her anymore after she caught me publicly flashing people just to see if I get away with it, and I know if it was my Death Rey here, who I love to death, I'd be in the exact same boat you are. This is your fight my friend, this is about honor, this is about respect, and this is more about the ten pounds of gold he carries on his shoulder. You want to do this alone, you do this alone, everyone in this ring will not impede that. I'll make sure of it, just promise me one thing. Get him back for what he did to you, myself, and everyone else who's life he's helped ruin. Tommy: I appreciate that. *Kyle and Tommy Dragon shake hands as Mario gets the microphone back to end this all.* Mario: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE TO YOU, ONCE AGAIN MARIO WOOSEY PRESENTS, A REIGORE ENTERPRISES GROUP, FUNDED BY KYLE RIEGER AND KALEVALA, THIS IS REVOLUTION INC. *The group stands united in the ring one final time, it shall be a rough road ahead for these competitors, but they are all ready. Each man has their own goals and mindset, and each one is still aligned for the greater good.* |
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| Mr.Anonymous | Mar 28 2008, 03:10 AM Post #9 |
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Mr. Anonymous stands inside an darken room were no lights to be found. 'Less than 1 week away from Massacre, Hellfire.' The Anonymous One turns on a light hanging above his head. 'I've been hearing what Revoultion Inc has to say about Me, but not only that my partner Adam Senton. This has been going on ever since we tagged up for the PWA cup and you know what this is going to end on Sunday.' The light swings back and forth barely catching an glimps of Anonymous face. 'You see, Senonymous has nothing to prove anymore. We already beat 2 veterans without breaking a sweat. You could run that pretty little mouth of yours, but the facts remain that I, Mr. Anonymous and Adam Senton will make sure that Revoultion Inc will go down. As for Massacre, It's going to be Hellfire and I going at it once again, but this time it's going to be for his title.' Mr. Anonymous grabs the swinging light with his hand. 'Hellfire, We've been in the ring plenty of times, but once Massacre comes rolling around. It's going to be the last time you'll see this face for good because I'm going to make an example out of you this Sunday.' Mr. Anonymous crushes the lightbulb with his bare hand. 'HELLFIRE!! This is going to be you after I put my hands around that thick neck of yours. I'm going to crush your skull in until it bleeds, I'll walk into Massacre with one goal in mind and that is to become the NEWEST Commonwealth Champion. You better pray before our match starts because their is no going back, Hellfire.' Mr. Anonymous wipes the blood on the camera as it cuts to commercial break. |
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| The Oakster | Mar 28 2008, 06:15 AM Post #10 |
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Cole: I'm here standing with the legend that is The Oakster. Oakster, last week we saw you come out and for some reason, commentate in a match with three men you until then had no connection with. Rumour has it you were scouting for an opponent at Massacre. Are these true? The camera moves up to the Oakster sending a huge pop to the crowd in the arena. Oakster: Indeed I was scouting along for an opponent. Apparently someone in the management wanted me to have a match with Alex LeBlanc. I wasn't feeling it but I decided to have a check anyway, but what I found instead was a much better diamond in the rough. Cole: Reese Lynch? Oakster: Yeah, quite an impressive redebut if I may say so. Cole: Earlier today I interviewed him and he asked for a match against you at Massacre. Have you heard this? Oakster: Yeah I've seen it. So this new guy, Reese Lynch, wants to go straight into the deep end and take on a four-time World Champion three matches into his revived PWA career? Well all I have to say is ... good for him. If there's one thing I see in this guy it's the fact that he's got the spunk and desire to compete and win. And if he's still got the fire after tonight's match on Insanity, I'm sure a matchup between the two could be potentially a sleeper match in the making at Massacre. Kid, you're on. The fans give another cheer as Oakster's return in respect. Oakster starts to turn around as if he was going to leave but suddenly he turns around and continues to speak. Oakster: And don't forget, just because you're a rookie it doesn't mean I'm going easy on you. You've asked for it and you're going to get the same treatment I give to every other person I meet in the ring because the Oakster doesn't take it to the extreme ... Everyone in the arena knows what's coming up next and prepare to chant along with him. Oakster: ... he is the Extreme. |
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| Serial | Mar 28 2008, 02:28 PM Post #11 |
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Serial is shown walking down the corridor, when he notices a lady in business attire along with a young boy, both wearing backstages passes. The lady begins to introduce herself. Lady: Hi! My name is Anita Helper and I am with the Make-A-Dream Foundation. Scotty's dream was to meet you, I actually hadn't heard that the WWE was here in West Virginia tonight. Serial: I'm Sor- Helper: Can he get a picture with you, as well as an autograph! Hey, you have a Championship?!? Can Scotty hold it? Without giving the Champ a second to respond, Anita grasps the title away before Serial can reply and hands down to little Scotty! Scotty: I'm the Champ! You Can't SEE ME!!! VIVA LA RAZA!!! After a few unwanted pictures are taken. The boy begins to speak once again... Scotty: Can I have your autograph? Serial: Sure, I guess. Scotty: THANKS REY MYSTERIO!!!! Serial: What? Scotty: 6-1-9 BOOYAKAH! BOOYAKAH! Serial: Miss Helper, can I have a word with you alone please? The adults walk into another room, while little Scotty begins to walk around a bit. Scotty hears noises coming from one of the locker rooms. Scotty: HEY!!!! There's wrestling going on in there!!! Scotty proceeds to open the door to the Revolution Inc's locker room. Little did he know that wrestling was not going on... Scotty: WOW!!! WRESTLING!!! Woosey: Oh yeah you're a broken soul I'm wrestling away!!! Scotty: You can do it mister, WIN!!! Woosey: YEAH, I'M WINNING, I'M DOMINATING YOU MY LITTLE HARLOT, SMACK ME IN THE FACE TO FIGHT BACK! Scotty: Noo, don't fight back, he gonna win, YAYYYYYYY!!! Woosey: WAIT, ALLISON, YOU'VE BEEN MOANING THIS WHOLE TIME... WHAT THE F- Hey how you doing sport? Why don't you run along, while me and my female friend here... train some more. And CLOSE THE DOOR! Scotty: OK MISTER! Meanwhile, Serial is seen chattering with Anita. Serial: I AM NOT REY MYSTERIO!!! AND THIS IS PWA!!! Helper: What? I don't care who you are... Your mexican, you have a mask, and your under six feet... That's close enough. Kid will be out of my hairs soon anyway. Serial: Well in that case... Serial proceeds to lift her into the air and places her in the torture rack position. Before Anita can cry for help, her head is smashed into the concrete in a violent manner by means of the SERIAL KILLA!!! Serial then lifts the unconscious Make-A-Dream rep and carries her outside. When outside, Serial procees to dump the body into the Dumpster. Serial closes the lid shut, leaving her stuck with smelly garbage, rats, the Cruiserweight title, Anthony Pelizolli merchandise, and Julio Guerrera. Serial then catches up with Scotty... Serial: Hey Scotty, you thirsty? Scotty: YES MR. MYSTERIO! Serial: Let me take you to Comissioner Smalls, He has bottles and bottles of drinks! Serial places his title on his shoulder, and the two walk down to the commissioner's office as the camera fades out... |
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