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| Insanity Episode 160; Dunkin Donuts Center; Providence, RI | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 7 2008, 03:17 PM (331 Views) | |
| Hellfire | Apr 7 2008, 03:17 PM Post #1 |
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Three Hours of Power Round One Match Bracket C: Hardcore Title Match Julio Guerrera © vs. Adam Senton Three Hours of Power Round One Match Bracket B: Serial vs. Sully Three Hours of Power Round One Match Bracket A: Mr. Anonymous vs. Kamikaze Kid Koda vs. Black Dragon Tom Tyco vs. Dean White Three Hours of Power Round One Match Bracket B: Hellfire vs. Indystar Jigsaw vs AleXtreme vs Rey de Dolar Johnny: Welcome to Monday Night Insanity! Tonight is a special night because not only do we have the fallout from last night's Massacre... Donny: ...but tonight is the moment you fans have been waiting to see forever! Get your tape recorders ready because tonight we will witness the greatness that is Tommy Dragon, PWA's new World Champion!!! |
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| Thomas Driver | Apr 8 2008, 12:01 AM Post #2 |
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Head Trainer of PWA Academy
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The silence of the arena is broken by a steady drumbeat met with guitars as Talking Heads begin to fill the sound system. The grim song echoes it's opening lines as the new PWA World Heavyweight Champion prepares to enter. I can’t seem to face up to the facts, I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax. I can’t sleep because my bed’s on fire, Don’t touch me I’m a real live wire. The black curtain is shifted aside, revealing Tommy Dragon to a standing ovation. While the warrior’s battered anatomy is hidden beneath a pale Armani suit, his new championship wrapped around his waist. He walks down the entrance ramp, waving at the enthusiastic fans as he makes his way towards the squared circle. Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your new Pojo Wrestling Alliance World Champion… “The Hotshot” Tommy Dragon! Stepping inside, Tommy climbs the nearest turnbuckle as the belt clasps are pulled away. He hoists his championship into the air - allowing thousands of cameras to capture this moment - before descending his post. He heads towards the announcer, calmly pulling the microphone away from the official, who steps outside. Tommy Dragon: Four years. Four long years and finally I am World Champion. He pauses, allowing a chorus of applause to fill the arena. Tommy Dragon: I’ve had to claw my way up the ladder and even when I was on top there was that dreaded glass ceiling in my path. But no more will I be the man who was denied his chance, I am the World Champion and… Another pause, this time all he’s met with is silence. Tommy Dragon: I fooled every single one of you morons out here tonight. This shocks the thousands of fans, boos replacing the earlier cheers. Tommy Dragon: You’re all a bunch of idiots, there’s nothing else I can say. I fooled every single one of you and look what happened, I have gotten what’s been mine for years. Tommy holds the belt up, pointing towards it as jeers rain down on him. Tommy Dragon: You all thought I crashed through that glass ceiling, that I had to beat the best to get there. But that doesn’t work, that’s not how it works in the PWA. Who did you think won this belt? Pirate Tommy doesn’t win titles, one-half of Sparkle Motion! doesn’t win titles and Showtime’s little sidekick doesn’t win titles. I win titles, I earned this gold and there’s only a handful of men I can thank for this. The Patron Saint stops, eagerly waiting for more boos. Tommy Dragon: They are Mario Woosey and Kyle Rieger, the men who delivered on their promise to get me this belt. The Hotshot is dead, the Patron Saint is here and he’s property of Revolution Inc. The champion drops the microphone, heading outside as “Psycho Killer” begins playing. As he heads up the ramp, Revolution Inc. - with Serial among their ranks - congratulates the champion for one unexpected start to Insanity. |
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| Rey De Dolor | Apr 8 2008, 11:59 AM Post #3 |
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Michael Cole is walking backstage with a camera crew when suddenly he is pushed up against a wall. Cole starts shaking as the camera moves over to reveal the face of the King of Pain himself, Rey De Dolor. Rey looks as if he is about to break Cole right in half. Rey: Give me the mic now. NOW! Cole almost drops the mic as he hands it to Rey. As soon as his hands releases him, Cole sprints down the hallway, out of sight. Rey: Last night, I lost. And since then people have been coming up to me saying how I say I'm the best and then lose my matches. The fact is, I'm still better. People get lucky and manage to pull a victory out of their ass with absolutely no talent. And no matter how many times they beat me. I'm still me. * Rey smiles with a "hint" of cockiness* and sadly for them, they aren’t. Because I don't need wrestling, wrestling needs me. Without me, it'll lose its shimmer. And I'd be perfectly content to leave and never come back leaving the fans wanting more Rey De Dolor. Rey drops the mic and walks away from the camera. Johnny: That was…. Weird. I don’t see what his problem is. Donny: He gets weirder and angrier each week; something good can’t come out of this. |
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| Bman | Apr 8 2008, 02:21 PM Post #4 |
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Julio Guerrera walks up to Bman. Bman: Ah, just the guy I was looking for. Julio: No no. You're just the guy I was looking for! I need protection from Vegeta's thugs, holmes. Bman: No no. I need protection from bum ass thugs that want my shiny belt and/or mask. Julio: Then it's agreed. We shall be one another's body guards. Bman: It is agreed. The Deskmobile is in the closet. Follow me. Bman opens the closet, and the Deskmobile falls out. It is still in one piece, just a little dust all over. Bman opens the bulletproof box on the desk and ushers Julio Guerrera in. Bman: There, you are safe. Bman squeezes into the small bullet proof cube with his former tag partner. This surprises Julio greatly. Julio: WTF, B? Bman: There, now we are protected. Julio: Who will drive? And please move your crotch. This is uncomfortable. Bman: Hm. ...Oh damn. I forgot to open the vent underneath. Julio's eyes begin to close, devoid of air, his body is shutting down. Bman opens the door and opens the vent, then closes the door. Bman: Sleeping like a baby. Bman fires up the Deskmobile. |
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| The Notorious PIC | Apr 8 2008, 03:26 PM Post #5 |
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Still Drunk
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Before the first Three Hours of Power opening round match up, the show goes backstage with Mitchell Cole who is standing with PWA Commissioner Piccie Smalls. The Former Three Hours of Power winner is looking rather sloppy. His shirt is untucked, his tie isn't even tied, he has lost the jacket to his suit, and he's got a distinct 5 o'clock shadow. Cole: I'm standing here with PWA Commissioner, Piccie Smalls, who at this time last year, was himself in the Three Hours of Power Tournament. But first, Commissioner Smalls, I have to ask? Is there something wrong? You look terrible. Where were you? Smalls: Half priced drinks for an all afternoon happy hour... Cole: But...I thought you weren't suppose to be drinking anymore This sudden epiphany comes over Smalls, realizing he's said too much. A slight panic sweat breaks out just over his brow. Smalls: Oh...uh...it was...um...Sonic's happy hour! Yeah! That's it! Over 100 drink combinations at half-price! Totally non-alcoholic. Uh...try the cherry...lemon...uh...coke? Cole: Riiight. Moving on. This must be an exciting time of year for you with the Three Hours of Power Tournament kicking off. Just a year ago you entered the tournament and went on to win it, which ultimately led to you capturing the World Heavyweight Title. This brings up fond memories, right? Smalls: Uh...well...to be honest, I don't remember much of it. You might find this hard to believe, but I was drunk off my ass the entire time. Cole: Oh...a shocking revelation to say the least. Well, do you have any advice for the young up and comers in the tournament this year. Smalls: Sure. You gotta know when to hold them. And you gotta know when to fold them, know when to walk away and know when to run. Cole: That sounds really familiar. I'd stop right there to prevent copyright infringement if I were you. Moving on, before this opening round kicks off, who do you think is going to come out on top in this year's tournament? Smalls: Well, Cole. That's a hard thing to say. There's a lot of good guys in this year's tournament but I'd have to say Koda and Hellfire are top contenders this year. The X-factor would have to be Julio Guerrera, who just came back out of nowhere and looks to be in tip top form. Then you have some dark horse candidates that could really make some noise like Mr. Anonymous or Sully. Then there's guys like Vegeta and Triple 6... Cole: Uh, Commissioner Smalls, Vegeta and Triple 6 aren't in the tournament. Smalls: What? Cole: Wait a second! Are you just reading random names off the roster list and babbling? Smalls crumples up a small piece of paper and tosses it behind him. Smalls: Uh....no. Why would I ever do that? Look, I gotta run. Lots of....um...Commissioner type things to do. Good luck to all the tournament guys...whoever you are... |
HALL OF SMALLS![]() Praise be to Piccie!!! The greatest of all time PWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS Champion of the Universe World Champion 2007 Three Hours of Power Winner Intercontinental Champion European Champion (greatest ever) Tag Team Champion (w/ Tommy Dragon) Hardcore Champion(2) Fastest rising star in PWA History; retired as #1 Career record upon retirement: 34-10-1 Future Hall of Famer ![]() Winner of all the 2005 awards by default (polls deemed racist by NAACP) Winner of all the 2007 awards by default (voting once again deemed racist by NAACP) Best RPer because I kick ass | |
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| Kendo | Apr 8 2008, 11:18 PM Post #6 |
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Backstage, the camera returns to BMan and Julio, who is still asleep in the Deskmobile. BMan looks to be extra alert, not wanting to be taken advantage of by some petty thugs. Suddenly, Mitchell Cole arrives on the scene! BMan appears frightened at first, but calms when he realizes its only Cole. A conversation ensues. Cole: BMan, what are you doing in there? BMan: I'm hiding. Cole: From who? BMan: The bad people. Cole: That makes sense. Would you like to take a stroll with me? BMan: That is definitely too risky. Cole: Come on, BMan! We're manly men, remember? We'll be right back. Julio will be fine, I'm sure of it! BMan: If you say so, Cole. BMan exits the Deskmobile, leaving Julio inside sleeping like a baby. Cole and BMan go on their little walk, and they discuss relevent issues such as taxes, the presidential election, and of course their favorite Subway sandwiches. Suddenly, a figure appears! It's Kendo! But not the nice Kendo we're used to, not at all. Kendo is dressed in all black as usual, but has a mask covering his face. The Hood Nigga pulls a pistol on Cole! Kendo: Stick up, nigga! I'ma get my money one way or tha other! Cole: OH GAWD! BMan: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! BMan turns and runs, escaping the cluthes of Kendo and his robbing ways. Cole, however, is left alone. Kendo: Shit! BMaNigga got away! But Cole, yo ass gon' pay up, NIGGA! Cole: OH GAWD! Cole begins to cry like a child as he hands Kendo his wallet, and removes his watch, and a small golden necklace that was previously unseen and tucked in his shirt. Kendo takes the items, and runs off, leaving Cole alone in tears. |
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| Razer | Apr 9 2008, 09:18 AM Post #7 |
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One Man Army (Hall of Famer)
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[Car Park] A jet Black Corvette Z06 pulls up. The engine still hums as the vehicle remains stationary. All the blacked out windows remain up, muffled sounds, probably music can be heard inside the vehicle. After several seconds the engine cuts out and the door opens. A slight greyish white smoke filters out from the car and a figure steps out with his back turned to the camera. Clad in a black leather trenchoat some of the fans recognise this man and give a rather mixed reaction, some cheer whilst the majority boo. The man slowly walks towards the arena as the cameras cut back to ringside Johnny: Was that? Donny: I'm not sure, but if it is, God knows what is going to happen tonight |
![]() PWA Accomplishments: PWA (2002-2008) PWA Hall of Fame Member (Inducted November 2014) PWA World Champion x2 PWA European Champion PWA Million Dollar Champion x2 PWA Tag Champion x3 PWA Hardcore champion x2 Winner of some End of Year, PPV and Show Awards | |
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| Indystar | Apr 13 2008, 10:48 PM Post #8 |
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We go to the backstage where PWA interviewer, Mitchell Cole, was walking down the halls while the musical talents of Trooper are heard down the coriddor Cole: Mitchell Cole here as we interview the one man who has pulled a major upset in the Three Hours of Power tournament; the Indystar As the camera turns into the locker room, we see Indy, who's right leg has bags of ice taped to them, downing a bottle of champagne while his wife, the lovely Lightstar, hugs her husband while "Raise Alittle Hell" blares out of an old boom box Indy: YEAH MOTHERF**KA!! YEAH!! The Indystar is the man!! Lightstar: Indy-san! You beat Helltard, me beat bitch! We champion! Cole: Indy, Indy! How do you feel about beating Hellfire Indy grabs the microphone, abit drunk but still coherent. Indy: How do I feel? I beat Hellfire, reigning Commonwealth champion. Not only that, I beat a member of Revolution Inc., a bunch of ignorant retards who think they are superior to everyone. You see, I beat their biggest man.......so this is message to Kalevala, Koda and Mario.......The Indystar is back and whether Tommy, Patron Saint, who gives a s**t what's his name is, it could be Suzy Suckasalotad**k, he still will fall to my star power. the remaining 2008 is Indy's time and whoever I face next, you better get your insurance checked cause I'm.....going....to make your famous!!! wIth one hard whip, the champagne bottle shatters to the ground as we cut back to the last match |
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