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Kendo Vs Rex Haraway
Topic Started: Apr 14 2008, 07:24 AM (231 Views)
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The lights in the arena dim, and "Hood Nigga" by Gorilla Zoe erupts through the speakers! The fans in the arena begin cheering as Kendo's entrance video begins playing on the screen, and Kendo emerges from the back!

All the hoes jockin, beat steady knockin
Middle of the stage got the whole club rockin
Nigga you can hate but ya bitch steady watchin
Bet she cant do it on a dick, she poppin
We bottle poppin, you cock blockin
Told ya gurl you rap, but ya CD floppin
You say you gettin money man, we aint seen nothin
Ya gurl is persistant, she aint stoppin

Man she say she want a HOOD NIGGA
I keep the purp by the pound
The trunk stay bumpin, yall know we run the town
HOOD NIGGA
And i keep a bad bitch around
Thick bitch, long hair, yellow, white, red, brown
HOOD NIGGA
And my chevy sittin on 24's
Flats look like flapjacks, pancakes you aint know
HOOD NIGGA
I'ma play the game how it go
They can take me out the hood
But im a keep it hood folk



Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, from Nashville, Tennessee and weighing in at two hundred forty five pounds, and standing six feet and two inches, Kendo!

Kendo gets to the ring as the first verse begins playing, walking up the steps. Kendo walks across the ring apron, staring off into the crowd and grinning. Kendo enters the ring through the middle and top ropes quickly, and hops up in the corner, raising his arms high into the air. The Hood Hero slips his jacket off while standing in the corner, tossing it towards the announce table nearby. The Ghetto Superstar follows this up by removing his black tanktop, tossing this one in the crowd, causing a wild frenzy amongst the fans. Kendo flexes, drawing some whistles from the ladies before hopping back into the ring, where he removes his du-rag and earrings. The Super Nigga backs against the ropes, and throws a few shadow hooks from both arms, getting in some good final stretching before his match.

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Whatever the crowd may have been hoping for, they suddenly sink back into their chairs, seemingly disappointed when the countdown upon the PojoTron reaches its end. Unlike its previous weeks this timer starts at five – and again, unlike previous weeks, the identity of the man behind the timer is known. When zero is reached and a series of pyros ignite upon the ramp, the sounds of “Take the Power” by The Cult is met with a thunderous sound of negative chants, negative boos, all directed at the figure now standing atop the ramp – Rex Haraway.

You love it, you need it, you taste it; you breathe it.
You want it, you feel it; you gotta receive it.
You hate it, can't leave it, you shoot it, you cheat it.
Reject it, respect it; don't try to deceive it.

His arms, outstretched by his side kind of symbolise the size of this man’s ego, as well as denoting a somewhat biblical figure that Rex obviously compared himself too. Swimming through the sea of boos and jeers, he soon spins around to face the ‘warming’ crowd, smiling and even holding up his hand in gratitude as he begins his journey towards the ring.

Take the power; we're all free, yeah
Take the power; you gotta let it bleed, yeah.
C'mon, take the power; you gotta just believe, yeah.
Take the power, it's all in me, it's all in me.

Rex doesn’t take long to reach the base of the ring, rolling himself under the bottom rope before propelling himself not only onto his feet, but onto the second rope also. Up high raise his arms to simply rile the crowd further, nobody reacting accordingly to the poses Haraway makes. PWA’s so-called saviour soon scowls, but after wiping clean his angry visage he simply smiles back to the heckling crowd and mutters the words ‘Thank You”!

RING ANNOUNCER: “Now standing in the ring - From Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 214lbs and standing in at a height of 6 feet, 1 inch tall. He is the self proclaimed ‘Saviour of the PWA”, the “New Era of the Pojo Wrestling Alliance”, he is … REX … HARAWAY!”

Jumping down off of the turnbuckle, Rex begins to pull upon the top rope, all in preparation for the match that lies ahead.

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As the bell rings, the crowd settles slightly in preparation for the Main Event of the evening. Kendo is finally back in the ring after a long contract dispute with the bosses at Pojo Wrestling Alliance, and he's not siding with Revolution Inc. Rex Haraway stands across the ring from the Hood Nigga, also a Revolution Inc. enemy, but not a friend of Kendo's by any means. Rex has a reason to be upset with the Hood Hero. Kendo, through Piccie Smalls, stole P.Y's automatic rematch clause by being handed the #1 Contender's spot for the World Title, a belt P.Y and Haraway both firmly believe should be around the waist of P.Y.

Haraway is staring a hole through Kendo, both men know the magnitude of this matchup. The outcome will not change Kendo's title shot, but it will show a shift of power. Kendo, although being out of the ring for over a month, is arguably the hottest superstar in the business right now. A Haraway victory would make him, not Kendo, appear to be the man. Either way, both superstars are clearly PWA's future. Haraway, the self proclaimed "Saviour" of PWA; and Kendo, the Head Nigga in Charge.

Johnny: You can feel the tension in the air tonight, Donny! This is going to be a great one!

Donny: Yeah, up until Rex puts that stupid thug down!

Kendo and Haraway meet in the middle of the ring with a collor-elbow tieup. The tactic from Haraway seems oddly placed, as Kendo has a thirty pound weight advantage in this one. Rex may be the better technical wrestler of the two, but a collor-elbow tieup isn't exactly the kind of move Rex can outmaneuver Kendo with. Or is it? As Kendo begins to shove Rex back, the Saviour drills Kendo in the gut with a knee! Kendo is caught completely off guard, and Haraway takes advantage quickly, striking the Hood Nigga in the head three times. Haraway pushes Kendo into the ring ropes, and Irish whips the Hood Nigga across the ring. Kendo returns and attempts a clothesline, but Haraway ducks swiftly. Kendo continues his run, bouncing off the ropes again, right into an arm drag from Rex Daraway!

Donny: See! Kendo can't keep up with Haraway!

Kendo returns to his feet quickly, but gets taken down by another arm drag! Kendo gets up a second time, and expects the arm drag this time. Too bad Rex Haraway goes for a dropkick instead. Kendo gets kicked right in the mouth, and hits the ground hard. The Hood Nigga holds his jaw in pain, obviously feeling the effects of his heavy drinking and lack of in ring action. Rex Haraway throws his arms up, much to the dismay of the fans and Kendo's lil niggas in attendance. So far, the Hood Nigga doesn't appear ready to be in the upper-mid card, much less the World Title scene. Can the Hood Nigga come back? Will Rex Haraway continue to dominate early? Will Kendo get another woman pregnant by the time THoP rolls around? Stay tuned for answers following this commercial break!
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It seems a peculiar place to find a commercial break, just moments into the main event of the evening. For the millions watching around the world, the abrupt cutaway provides an instant feeling of frustration; for Rex, on the other hand, the commercial break couldn’t have happened at a better time.

A six month absence from active competition is bound to have its effect on any a superstar. Following a rather elegant opening display, however, many have already began questioning whether Rex has indeed been injured. It sure as hell isn’t showing – well, not yet anyway. Of course, everybody is entitled to making a mistake once or twice in their lives. When Rex turns to the crowd, lapping up their every taunt thrown his way, Kendo’s slow recovery process provides him with a fortunate let off. When he finally turns back to his adversary, slapping his head whilst he begins to stir, fortune again appears to favour the self-proclaimed saviour. But when he slowly tries to bundle Kendo to his feet? Now that’s a whole different story. In truth it’s a shocking change in momentum, but Rex’s series of mistakes slowly exposes the rust that coats him. He can try and hide it all he likes, but hoisted up and onto the shoulders of Kendo, there is no denying this error – The Hood Hero has exploited his adversary’s weakness, making him pay in the form of a body-crunching Samoan Drop.

Fortunately for His Rexcellencey, such mistakes occurred during the commercials. Unfortunately, he forgot all about the wonders of instant replays.

JOHNNY: “Folks, welcome back to the climax of this week’s Monday Night Insanity and boy, what a sudden turnaround you have just missed!”
DONNY: “Check out the replay of what happened just moments ago, during the commercial break – Rex seemingly delayed in taking advantage of a downed Kendo, and watch. He paid for it in the form of a nasty Samoan Drop ...”

Whilst the voice of the Thunders commentate the previous events, Rex provides his own commentary, his voice echoing just one word within his head: “Goddamnit”. Still, as angry as may appear to feel on the inside, the cameras focus in on somewhat of a thoughtful expression pasted upon his face. Has he finally accepted the truth? Has Rex finally admitted to himself that he’s perhaps not the greatest talent on the roster following such a basic mistake? It’s perhaps hard to judge by a mere facial expression, but such is made harder by a shadow that soon looms over the self-proclaimed saviour’s entire body. A somewhat worrying shadow. Rex’s eyes dart to the source behind this lack of light; it’s quite obvious that Kendo is to blame, but it comes as a shock to see the culprit atop the highest rope, trying to rally his troops behind him. Naturally any man would freeze in sheer surprise, but not Rex – besides, he’s no ordinary guy. He’s a rexcellent one.

Kendo’s rallying skills has his attention drawn well away from Haraway, rolling onto his shoulders before he tries the stylish looking No Hand Kip-Up back onto his feet. Ring rust or not, it fails. He only just manages to land on his feet, but the severe lack of balance sends Rex stumbling all the way back into the ring ropes – including those that the Hood Hero stands perched upon. With no place beneath him, it’s downwards Kendo goes, soon experiencing one of the negatives that comes with being a man.

So you could say it was rather fortunate for Rex to stumble into the ropes – but one glance at his smug looking face has the crowd split. Was that planned? Having made a fool of himself, it would seem bizarre for a man of his nature to just ‘smile it off’. Either way, such thoughts are soon pushed to the backs of their minds once his Rexcellencey springs back into action. With Kendo seated in the perfect position on the top rope, Haraway proves that not all of his skills have weakened in his absence with a graceful leap onto the second turnbuckle. He doesn’t even stop for a breather before he completes the second phase of his attack; springing into the air, Rex locks both legs around Kendo’s neck, using a combination of both his mass and gravity to send the Hood Hero sailing from the top with an elegant Frankensteiner.
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After taking the momentum so suddenly, Kendo feels that surge fall from his grasp and back into the hands of Rex Haraway. Possibly a mere coincidence, but possibly a planned attack. Either way, Haraway is now in control of the match, and the fans reaction lets him know that it isn't pleasing. Boos echo the arena, as Haraway smiles it off, seeming to think the boos are a positive reaction. The Hood Hero, on the other hand, is kicking himself in the ass mentally much like Rex had moments earlier. It's almost as if his natural instincts in the ring have abandoned him, leaving him nothing more than another drug dealin, gun totin' gangsta ass nigga from the ghetto.

Donny: I bet Haraway wins tonight, Johnny! I'll put everything I have in my bank account on it!

Johnny: Now I don't know about that, Donny! Both of these men appear to be suffering from some serious ring rust tonight! Let's just wait and see how it plays out first!

Haraway locks his sights on the downed Kendo, and drops a quick elbow across the #1 Contender's chest! Kendo jerks in pain at the attack, as Haraway bounces up quickly, and unlike last time, gracefully. The Saviour bounces quickly off the ropes, and hits a snap legdrop onto the Ghetto Superstar's throat, putting Kendo in an even more painful situation. Haraway reaches down for Kendo's long dreadlocks, and pulls the gangsta to his feet. Rex delivers a hard, Ric Flair chop to Kendo's chest, making a loud smacking sound and exciting a "WOOO," from the crowd, more out of tradition than love for Haraway. Rex takes the fan reaction the wrong way, however, and pumps his arms in the air before delivering a second chop to Kendo's chest! Kendo stumbles back against the ropes as the crowd delivers another "WOOOO," to which Haraway again responds as if he's a crowd favorite.

Johnny: Rex better be careful, Donny! He's playing to the fans a little too much here! And they aren't even his fans! He is delusional!

Donny: You are an idiot, Johnny.

Rex turns away from Kendo, and points to the fans and then raises his arms to simulate victory. "I knew you'd come around," are the words heard from the Self-Proclaimed Saviour, a statement that is met with a chorus of boos. Haraway's expression turns salty fast, he honestly must have believed the fans were behind him for a minute. The Saviour turns back to his opponent, angrily, and gets a big suprise in the form of Kendo's right fist! Haraway stumbles back from the blow, and hits the mat when he is struck a second time. Rex returns to his feet rather quickly, but gets clotheslined back down almost instantly by the Hood Nigga! Kendo appears to be feeling the crowd, who has turned from boos to Rex Haraway to immense cheers for their favorite nigga! When Haraway returns to his feet again, Kendo scoops the cruiserweight up, and hits a crushing Fall Away Slam! Haraway arcs his back in pain, mouth gaping wide open.

Johnny: I told you, Donny!

Donny: Shut up, damn you!

Kendo gets to his feet and stomps around the mat, performing an act many internet fans have begun calling, "Gangsta'in Up" after the famous act by Hulk Hogan during a comeback. Kendo beats his chest several times, and shakes his dreadlocks all over the place before letting out a primal yell! The fans eat every bit of this up, feeling the end may be near for the much hated Haraway. Kendo waits for Rex to get to his feet, and swings his leg for the K2K! Haraway ducks, though, forcing Kendo to spin out of control and into the ring ropes! Kendo steps towards his Rexcellence, and gets a boot to the gut as Rex attempts The Mark of Rexcellence! Kendo pounds Rex with several quick elbows to the ribs, though, haulting any further attempt at the finisher! Rex backs up a few steps, holding his gut, as Kendo delivers a stiff clothesline to the Saviour! Haraway bounces up semi-quickly, but gets caught with a direct K2K! The impact of the kick to the recovering cruiserweight lifts him off the mat, and drives him down on his shoulders and neck!

Johnny: K2K! K2K! K2K! KEN-DO! KEN-DO! KEN-DO!

Donny: NO!

The Hood Nigga looks down at his fallen adversary, feeling victory in his hands. It has been too long since Kendo has had a match, and even longer since he had a match that meant so much in the way of momentum. Haraway lays on his back, spread eagle like a cheap hooker that just got fucked to death. And considering the impact the move carried, it would be appropriate to say Rex just got fucked up. The fans are all on there feat waiting for their Hood Hero to make the cover and hopefully secure the victory, an act they won't have to wait long for. The cover, anyway. Kendo drops over Haraway and hooks the near leg, rolling the Saviour back on his shoulders with the pinfall. The referee, expecting a cover, drops the the mat quickly for the count.


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In limbo awaits the entire PWA audience. This third and final count appears to be the decider of their fate; success and the heavenly euphoria of victory is theirs to revel in, but as for failure? With failure comes the ill-fated reality – Rex Haraway would still in the match and with that, still in with a chance of victory.

Unfortunately for them all, the gates of hell open. Everybody tumbles in.

SHOULDER UP!

To a unified groan, Haraway decides to show signs of life at the most decisive moment. Timing is everything, but as close as he came to cheating death, ‘close’ is not enough in the eyes of those that surround him. They wanted defeat. They wanted to see Haraway suffer at the hands of the Hood Hero – but they’re not worried. With Kendo already rising to his feet already, they know they can rely on the former Intercontinental Champion to correct his errors – and with one motion of his hands, he appears to have found the perfect solution. Both hands before his chest, a simultaneous hand gesture, motioning for Rex to return to his feet has the crowd already up on theirs. They know exactly what is coming – Kendo’s trademark K2Kutter – but apparently, the self-proclaimed saviour also knows. It’s either that or his premonitions are on top form tonight.

Just when it looks like the ending is set, an unexpected twist in the tale turns what looks a certainty into an edge-of-seat cliff-hanger. Rex looks ready to be planted face first into the canvas, but a sudden push of both palms, firmly into Kendo’s back sends the Hood Hero into more than just an obligatory dash. It too sends him into a state of shock. It takes a few moments for him to fully grasp the sudden state of affairs, but by the time he does so, it appears too late; already he has reached the ring ropes, sending him back towards a determined looking Rex Haraway – and determined he is indeed. Doing all he can to turn the situation around once more, the self-proclaimed saviour throws both of his arms around the fast paced opponent of his. No, it’s not an uncharacteristic hug; it’s the required elements of a Snap Belly-to-Belly Suplex, a move that soon had the Hood Hero squirming on his back upon the canvas once again.

JOHNNY: “And once AGAIN the tables have been turned! This back and forth match-up really is starting to get interesting, don’t you agree?”
DONNY: “I don’t think I can, brother. This match isn’t going back and forth; it’s going one way – the way of Haraway. As for Kendo’s offence? Pure luck. He got lucky when Rex let his guard down. He got lucky when he escaped Rex’s “Mark of Rexcellence”. I’ll say it now, Johnny – he’s gonna be lucky if he walks out of here victorious.”

Whether or not Donny’s words are indeed true, right now Kendo could in fact benefit from a bit of luck; not only is he struggling like a turtle trapped on its back, but with Rex having returned to his own vertical basis, it’s no surprise for the Hood Hero’s to soon find his leg ensnared. But one thing that does come as a surprise is what follows – a new submission manoeuvre. It’s been seen in other companies around the world, but when it comes to Haraway arsenal, this one is fresh. At first, many believe that His Rexcellencey is applying a Sharpshooter. It sure as hell looks like it, seeing as it has the exact same set up and everything – but it isn’t. When Kendo turns to face the canvas, Rex suddenly drops to the canvas also.

It’s then that the “WOOO’s” commence for the second time in this bout – having applied a Modified Figure of Four Leg Lock, the crowd’s appreciation for the Nature Boy seems to mask the fact that their hero could soon be forced to submit.
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Being trapped on his front, it seems a lot easier for Kendo to crawl towards the ropes – but with Rex acting as a heavy anchor, his movement is slow. The Hood Hero comes within touching distance of sanctuary, but just as the crowd are ready to cheer his escape, they are soon forced back down. Just like that, Rex musters up the strength to crawl forward.

Back in the centre of the ring, Kendo has no other choice – he taps.

DING-DING-DING!

Take The Power” by The Cult once again hits the loud speaker, almost lost within the flood of boos that follows. But it doesn’t matter to His Rexcellencey – what does, on the other hand, is that victory is his own. On his feet, Rex is met by the official who soon raises his hand up high, only incensing the crowd some more.

RING ANNOUNCER: “THE WINNER OF THIS BOUT AS A RESULT OF A PIN FALL – REX HARAWAY!”

Of course, the crowd continue to boo. It’s all they can really do – well all except for one man. At first many believe this to be a mere overexcited fan, testing the skills of the arena’s security force, but once the figure rolls into the ring, they soon realise this man is quite the opposite. He’s no fan; he is in fact a nemesis of Haraway and his former protégé. He is Razer – a man on a mission and a man with a lead pipe in his hand.

As Rex continues to lap up the sour response, he remains blissfully unaware of the Junkie’s presence. That is, right up until the moment he is struck across his left calf where he soon falls like a ton of bricks. Perhaps such an attack is brutal. Perhaps Razer isn’t exactly a fan favourite in the eyes of many. Either way, everyone is cheering his actions. As the self-proclaimed saviour makes the heroic yet also stupid choice of returning to his feet, the Junkie backs himself into a corner. Waiting for the perfect moment, he engages in an all-out sprint towards his target, almost taking his head clean off as he swings the lead pipe like a rounders bat. Unlike a rounders ball, Rex’s head doesn’t go very far. Instead, it follows the rest of his body to the canvas, secreting a crimson liquid that drips down his face.

After an assault like that, Razer isn’t sticking around. He raises the bloody pipe into the air, receiving a loud cheer for actions before he scrambles out of the ring, following the same route of his he entered. Security tries to pounce upon him after his actions, whilst a few referees head down the ramp to check of Rex’s condition.
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