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Insanity Episode 161; Wolstein Center; Cleveland, Ohio
Topic Started: Apr 14 2008, 07:35 AM (361 Views)
Hellfire
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Main Event
Kendo vs Rex Haraway

Non-Title
Tommy Dragon Vs. Damon White

Commonwealth Title Match
Hellfire © vs. Mr. Anonymous vs. Sully

Three Hours of Power Round Two Match
Bracket B
Luchador Rules Match
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Serial Vs. Indystar

Three Hours of Power Round One Match
Bracket A:
Koda vs. Tom Tyco

Three Hours of Power Round One Match
Bracket C:
Deamon vs. Black Dragon

Three Hours of Power Round One Match
Bracket D:
AleXtreme vs. Wrath

Three Hours of Power Round One Match
Bracket D:
Jigsaw vs. Rey De Dolor

Non-Title
Adam Senton vs Brandon Hawk

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Indystar
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Oh Mamma, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law

THUMP, THUM-THUMP, THUM-THUMP

Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home

THUMP THUM-THUMP, THUM-THUMP

Oh Mamma, I can hear you a crying you're so scared and all alone

THUM-THUMP, THUM-THUMP, THUM-THUMP

Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long

......YEAH!!!!!


The lights return in the arena as "Renegade" by Styx starts to play on the PA system.

This jig is up the news is out
They've finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This will be the end today of the wanted man


The crowd clap to the beat as the Indystar, with his lovely wife Lightstar, hobbles to the ring, crutches under his arm as his manager and life partner wave to the crowd

Johnny: And here is Mr. Miracle, The Indystar, who defeated one of Piccie's major picks for the Three Hours of Power Tournament, Hellfire. Since then, Indy has been getting praise for pulling a major ridiculous upset over the Revolution Inc. member
Donny: What a lucky bastard, he shouldn't have won

Entering the ring, Indy is handed a microphone while his wife handed him a seat. Sitting in it, Indy looks around the Wolstein Center, seeing signs like "Indy beats the Odds" and "Rev.Inc got Famous"

Indy: It seems......I made a Jesus-size miracle last week....I defeated Revolution Inc.'s deranged Devil, the man known as the Bringer of Pain...the Hell Incarnate and the Disciple of Destruction....Hellfire. I beat Hellfire....I beat Hellfire. Its been one week and it still shocks me.....I beat Hellfire, with a f**ked up leg, over one foot and one-hundred and nineteen pound disadvantage.....Wow.....

Taking a moment to think about it, Indy smiles

Indy: And I still got Serial, Koda and Deamon to take on.....and I know that's kinda picking my opponents prematurely, but let's be serious for a moment....who expects Adam Senton, AleXtreme and Black Dragon to continue right? Adam got lucky because Julio got lazy. AleXtreme is a dumb hoss, not like Hellfire, who I admit is extremely talented for a man of his size and Black Dragon....is Black Dragon........So I'm forced to take on Serial, Koda and Deamon.......all three in Revolution Inc. ......I have to litterally beat Revolution Inc. to win Three Hours of Power!

Johnny: Oh my god....he's right. Half of the tournament is Revolution Inc. members....
Donny: And he's going to lose. Last week was a fluke

Indy: ....This will be fun. Cause I get to take on the best luchadore in the company; and if I beat him, I get my revenge of Koda, and then....I take on the man who's strength, power and sadistic offense of the man known as The Deamon. I have the entire world against me....and if I had it my way....I wouldn't change it for the world. I have the nWo wannabes to take care of if I wanna be the go through Three Hours of Power for a chance at the PWA world heavyweight championship. For a chance to put that belt around my waist. And even if I don't win....I already put my dent in Rev.Inc's ego....cause I defeated Hellfire!! I beaten the reigning Commonwealth champion, with a f**ked up leg and a size and weight disadvantage!! I beat a man who eats cruiserweights for lunch in a condition where most men would given up just to stop the pain!! And that doesn't spell "destined to be the champion", then I don't know what will....my destiny continues with Serial.....prepare yourself Serial and prepare yourself Revolution Inc., cause I'm.......going to make you.....

Lifting the microphone into the air, Indy gets the response he wanted; the crowd continues Indy's catchphrase in one long scream "FFFFFAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOOUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!~!!"
"Renegade" restarts where it left off as Lightstar helps Indy up off from the chair. the crowd sings along to the famed Styx song as the Stars leave the ring

Johnny: Three Hours of Powers, its Indystar vs. the world and it seems alright to him
Donny: He'll lose his next match, you'll see!!
Eddie Cheats to Win
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Yeah, Yeah. The bible says alot of things....and not very clearly
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Tom Tyco
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The Pojotron flickers on. A PBS interviewer catches up with street clothes Tyco.

PBS: "Tom, Tom. I would like a quick word." Tom faces PBS. "Last week, Kendo came into your match and gave Dean the THIIIIIRD the win. What happened?"

Tom Tyco: ... Uh ... did you NOT see what happened? You should watch the clips before starting stupid interviews.

PBS: I uh ...

Tom Tyco: You're not going to sandwich this interview between Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross, are you?

PBS: No. But ...

Tom Tyco: What does PBS stand for, anyways? Pretty Bad Shows?

PBS: ... what?

Tom Tyco: Fact of the matter is this. I'm THE superstar to beat at Three Hours of Power this month. What happened last week was out of my hands, but this week, if Kendo decides to cost me another victory, I'll personally manhandle that *PBS EDIT* before *EDIT* between his*EDIT* *EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT* milkshake. Got that?

PBS: Uh ...

Tom Tyco: Thanks for your time. It was "eventful." Now go back to your Pretty Bad Shows and tell Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers that they'll NEVER be as big as me.

PBS: But Tom, both of them are dead.

Tom Tyco: Exactly. Last I checked, I'm not dead. Owned on them. Anyways, one last piece of business. I have a SECRET. What that is? Only one other person in the PWA locker room knows. Find that person, ask that person what my secret is, and you'll get the answer. This storyline ain't over yet, PICCCCCCOOOOO!
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Adam Senton
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Adam Senton appears on the screen wearing a red shirt with, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...oviet_Union.svg on it.

Senton: He needs new jokes. Pretty bad shows....

Adam begins to sing...
Senton "Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!"
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Bman
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Bman appears out of thin air. A cool sound effect accompanies this inexplicable event.

Bman: Julio should have stayed sleeping in his safe cube, last week. That is all.

Bman disappears.
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Vegeta
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Johnny: That was interesting...

Donny: No it wasn't. That was the worst minute of PWA television ever. Vegeta should fire Senton for that crap.

Johnny: Speaking of Vegeta, I'm getting word from backstage that Michael Cole is standing by with him, along with his son, as we speak.

Donny: Great, more crappy television. You know what Johnny, I deserve a raise for sitting through this crap.

[The camera zooms away from the Thunder brothers and focuses on the Pojotron. The fans turn their attention to the giant screen, immediately jumping out of their seats upon seeing Vegeta actually standing for the first time since his Pojocade injury. The sold out crowd eventually quiets down to hear what their hero has to say.]

Michael Cole: It has been quite some time since we've seen you Vegeta, and it's quite obvious by the fan's reaction that no one has forgotten about you. So with that said, I have to ask you, how is your injury coming along?

Vegeta: As time goes on, the healing gets better and better. Compared to January, I feel one hundred times better. It was just last week that I was able to stand out of my wheelchair, so the road to recovery seems to be on pace. Right now I'm supported by these crutches, but doctors say within a month or so, I should be able to walk on my own.

Michael Cole: So you're in-ring return is sooner than we all expected?

Vegeta: After my match at Pojocade, I came on the next night's Insanity and promised my fans that I'd be back to bring the World title back where it belongs, and mark my words, I'll stay true to everything I said.

[Vegeta and World title in the same sentence is orgasmic to these loyal fans. Their silence is broken by loud chants of "Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta". After a few moments of soaking in the warm reception he's been so use to for years upon years, The Icon speaks over the cheers.]

Vegeta: I feel everything happens for a reason, and this injury not only gave me some time off to be with my family, but it's also given me a chance to regain the passion for wrestling. I was at a point in my career where I came out every night and fought for one thing - the fans. I honestly didn't care about myself, but only cared about putting on a show for the Kliq. But these past two months have opened my eyes and I realized that not only do I need to win my title back for these fans, but I need to win it back for myself.

Michael Cole: Well as we all know, you're a former three-time World Champion. You've done it all, from winning PWA Cups to Pojocade main events. We all know about your strong relationship with the fans, but what sparked this sudden desire?

Vegeta: Don't get me wrong, I always wanted to win the title, but my heart wasn't in it. I was so broken down that I kept pushing myself for my faithful fans. This time off has given me a chance to step back and realize that not only do I need to give my fans what they want, but I need to give myself what I want. These two months have seemed like two years and the itch to return is like an addiction.

Michael Cole: Well since you've been gone, many other big names have fallen to the injury bug as well. Steele, Triple 6, and Razer are the most notable names, but some see this as a good thing.

Vegeta: A good thing? It's never a good thing for a company to lose their big names.

Michael Cole: Well what I mean is that, with you guys out of action, other guys have been able to move up the ranks and open some eyes. For example, Tommy Dragon has finally won the World title. Most people say it couldn't have been possible without you guys all going down with injuries. What are your thoughts about that?

Vegeta: By all means, Tommy deserved that belt. Whether or not it has anything to do with a bunch of us getting hurt isn't important. The fact of the matter is, he better enjoy this time while he can because before he knows it, most of us will be back and hungrier for ever. We'll all be gunning for him if he still holds the title. But as for seeing young studs like Kendo and Serial move up the ranks, I have to say that it's a big reason why I'm itching to return so much.

Michael Cole: Word around the locker room is that you and your son have been training the last few weeks to get you back into the ring as soon as possible. But what about him? How is his progress in the ring?

Vegeta: Shawn's been training for quite some time now. As much as I hate to discuss it, I have to admit, the training he had with Steele paid off big time. He learned things from Chaz that I couldn't teach him. The way I look at it is, he's been trained by Steele and now I'm working with him. I don't know of any other person who can say they've had that opportunity. I can't exactly train him at 100% until I heal, but so far I have to say that his style is a combination of two Hall of Famers, so his future seems pretty bright to say the least.

Michael Cole: So will he be wrestling in a PWA ring anytime soon?

Shawn Prince: Let me answer this one Dad.

Vegeta: Go ahead, son.

Shawn Prince: I'm twenty two years old Cole. Trying to follow in my father's footsteps at such a young age will be the hardest thing ever. But like my Dad said, I've had the opportunity to train with Steele and now he's training me. I think with the knowledge and skills I've learned thus far, I'm on the right track. But as for wrestling in the near future, I think those plans will be held off for awhile. I'm bigger, stronger, and have had the best training in the world compared to most of these current PWA superstars, but I haven't been able to learn as much from my father as I want to because of his injury.

Michael Cole: Plus on top of that, didn't you wrestle in high school and train in MMA for a few years?

Shawn Prince: Yeah, I think my training is unique because not only have I learned from the best in this business, but the things Steele and Vegeta don't focus on, such as the technical aspect of wrestling, I've learned during my six years of amateur wrestling in school.

Michael Cole: Well the hype is there, so I'm excited to see what you have. But I agree, I think you should wait awhile longer to train with your Dad.

Shawn Prince: Exactly. Alright, come on Dad. Let’s go. You need to sit down so let’s get back to your office.

Vegeta: Yeah, alright.

[Vegeta turns his head away from Cole and looks into the camera.]

Vegeta: I promised I'd make it back to the ring and I'm on pace to be back sooner than later. Just keep the faith and before you guys know it, I'll be out there each and every week doing what I do best - stealing the show!

[With the crowd once again cheering, Vegeta limps off on his crutches with Shawn Prince walking behind him.]

Michael Cole: Thanks for the update guys. Get better Vegeta!

[The camera cuts back to ringside.]

Johnny: It's good to see Vegeta, isn't it Donny. Since the Insanity after Pojocade, we haven't exactly heard from him. I'm glad he's in good spirits.

Donny: Between you and Cole, I don't know which one of you is the bigger suck up. God, I need more than a raise, I need a vacation!




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Was supposed to be after Senton's promo. Ugly Bman. >_>
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Razer
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"He's here tonight"

The text message on the man's cellphone is greated with a sinsiter laugh

"Good, he wasn't here last week, it was merely a waste of time... things will be different this week though"

The man pockets his cellphone and heads into the arena
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PWA Accomplishments:
PWA (2002-2008)
PWA Hall of Fame Member (Inducted November 2014)
PWA World Champion x2
PWA European Champion
PWA Million Dollar Champion x2
PWA Tag Champion x3
PWA Hardcore champion x2
Winner of some End of Year, PPV and Show Awards
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Bman
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Bee boo boop beeboo be woop woop woop weeoooo weooooo

Bman is with a robot.

Robot: Bleep! Woooop!

Bman: I'm bold. Give me bold.

Robot: Whiii whiiiiewwww. Bloooooooooo.

Bman: C'mon. I'll give you my belt. Want this belt?

Robot: Wehn wehn wehn.

Bman: My belt... and... and... my mask?

Robot: Nenenenenenne

Bman: Fine. I'll give you my old white mask. I can't believe I'm giving this away.

Bman pulls his newfound protective cup out of his pants. He hands the white goalie mask to the robot, who is unwilling to accept the stinky/std-filled protector.

Bman: Here! Take the damn mask! I want to speak in bold!

Robot: WOOOP FLOP BEEP WEEEEOOOOOOOOOhhhhHOOOoHooO FLEEEEP FLOP NE NENENE NE NE NE NE NE FIIIIII FIIIIIi WOOOP FIIIII

Bman kicks the robot in the gearbox and DDTs it!

Bman: Fine. I'll just take it.

Bman picks up his belt and old mask, and makes his way down the hall. He stops a few steps into his journey, however, as Cole stops him.

Cole: Bman! Bman! Did you have something to say before you assaulted this robot?

Bman: Oh yeah. I just wanted to say it's good to be here in this beautiful, moderately climatic city we are in - whichever that may be.

Cole: Why did you assault the robot?

Bman: That was for humanity. Gotta show robots who is boss, ya know? 'Rise of the Machines' and all that jazz?

Bman walks off.
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Kyle The Freak Rieger
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*We come back from commercial with Johnny and Donny discussing upcoming matches amongst themselves. The cameras start rolling and they go into the next segment.*

Donny: Well ladies and gentlemen I'm proud to say that the following airtime has been purchased by Kyle Rieger's ReiGore Industries, and is entitled Revolution Inc. Invades London.

Johnny: Great, what they must have done after Insanity last week, just roll the footage.

*The announcers fade away and we fade in on all the male members of Rev Inc. walking down the streets of London. Kyle Rieger, Mario Woosey, and Kalevala per usual are clad in their business suits. Mario still favoring his vanilla with a black shirt and tie, Kalevala is going basic black with white shirt and red tie, and Kyle once again showing ridiculous fashion sense with an Union Jack suit and smoking his ever present cigarettes. Tommy Dragon is showing off his newly won world title, with his NOT SAFE FOR WRESTLING shirt, and jeans. Razer is out on the town, albeit with his injury, leading him to walk with a walking stick, and his unwashed clothes. The Monster Koda wears a large overcoat with no shirt, but no one dares tell him he needs one, and black pants. The newest Revolutionary, Serial is in his tradition black and silver mask, a black button down with the zodiac symbol on the back, and khaki's. The Deamon is wearing an all covering brown trenchcoat, brown fedora, and a new Rorschach mask that covers his whole face and appears to change pictures upon change in mood. Jake Roberts is stumbling around drinking Scotch from an open bottle and in his ratty tuxedo. Finally the oddball in the group is Hellfire, who appears to be dressed as a pirate, for reasons unknown. They all appear to have stumbled out of a pub, most of them fairly drunk, and now walk down the streets.*

Kyle: Man I'm glad I worked out those kinks on those personal portals, making it to London was easy, I hate the flight.

Kalevala: I still don't know why we had to come here, bad food, bad weather, warm beer London, I don't like it.

Razer: Watch your tone if insult London, You're Red Reels of Cotton, because you can't find a Donald Duck, from a bird with Scrambled Eggs, and you're just Chocolate Chunk.

Kyle: Pete, you're from Poor Man's Gruel, and we've all had enough Forsythe's Saga for tonight. Besides, we're attached, just Charlie Bucket, we need to find some Henry the Eighths because I need a Two and a Six, and want to smoke some of London's finest. Besides Kal, we came here because Tommy wanted to, he did bring the World Title to our organization.

Serial: What the hell are you two talking about, I'm so confused. Even worse Hellfire, why are you dressed up like a pirate.

Hellfire: Well, when I got the call to come out, Haley and I were kind of in the middle of Role Playing, and I didn't have time to change, so yeah here I am. I pray to god she's not mad at me, I might have to lock her back in the cage.

Tommy: You've even got the pirate patch and everything, my friend, you need to calm down.

Hellfire: I AM CALM, I just enjoy a lotta kink in my ladies, and Mario found me my perfect muse.

Deamon: HunGRY. Need food, FAST.

Mario: I could guess that from when you got coffee at the pub and were eating the sugar cubes, hell YOU POCKETED HALF OF THEM. There's a Fish and Chip cart over there, go get yourself something and catch up.

*The Deamon silently slithers away, while the men continue to slowly walk down the street. Boredom appear to have set in, and now the question is what will these men do with nearly unlimited income, and all of London to mess around with.*

Tommy: I'm getting bored, what can we do with nearly unlimted income, and all of London to mess around in?

Kyle: I've got an idea, Jake go through the portal, grab prototype 425 from the lab, and meet us back here. Everyone else, find a weapon, meet back her in five minutes.

*The screen fades going away to commercial, thankfully the fans will no have to watch a street corner for a brief period of time while the Revolutionaries gather up armaments. The Camera fades back in after commercial to see Jake Roberts emerging back through the portal with a music device that appears similar to an Ipod. He waits and slowly but surely the rest of the motley crew returns.*

Kyle: Ok what did everybody grab?

Tommy: I got a cricket bat, the asshole wanted to charge me for it, so I asked to take a few practice swings and clocked him with it.

Kyle: Nice, I've got a good amount of foodstuffs that I stashed within arms reach of the portal, so I'll be ready, what about you Helly.

Hellfire: I already had this Rapier as part of my costume, so why not.

Razer: I'm just lucky my walking stick accepts an attachment for an English Bill.

Serial: Virgin was having a Spice Girls clearance, and everything was free so I just grabbed it all.

Kalevala: I went back to the office and got the extra strength Bob Orton cast on, and Koda, well he ripped this pike from the grips of a statue.

Mario: I GOT A GIANT TOOTHBRUSH, GET IT.

*Razer glares at him causing him to cower. The Deamon begins walking back pushing the fish and chip cart with him, the bottom of his mask pulled up so he can enjoy snacking on something. For the untrained eye it looks like fried fish, but some would swear those are in fact fried fingers.*

Kyle: Ahhh my friend you heard my message, the fryer cart, nice weapon.

Deamon: WEApon, NEED NO WEAPON, pain will be caused though, MUAHAHHAHAHA.

*The members of Revolution Inc. stare at him, then turn their heads towards Kyle, wondering what they've all gotten into.*

Kyle: Ok Jake play track twelve on Jazz, if you guys know the song you should know when to start, if not follow my lead.

*Jake does a quick search for what Kyle's talking about and soon enough Queen's “Don't Stop Me Now” fills the street. The native Britons stop and listen, some even begin to dance with the upbeat song, but Kyle holds his men back, he needs a specific part to hit before they go on the attack.*

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world it's turning inside out Yeah!
I'm floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time

*That is the cue, Kyle starts it off by throwing a steaming hot boiled potato in the face of a woman dancing to the song, she screams and it only goes downhill from there. Hellfire runs up to another couple dancing and stabs both of them in the stomach with his rapier. The Deamon yanks the fryer basket out of his cart, and slams it into the face of a passerby, giving them a permanent waffle grid on their head.*

I'm a shooting star leaping through the skies
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

*Tommy Dragon starts to run through the street, hitting cars headlights, people in their stomach, and knocking babies away from their parents with his bat. Serial throws CDs in a multitude of directions, slicing open arteries in the necks, arms, and legs of the citizens of London. Koda begins to herd people into an alley using his size and his pike as intimidation. Once they are stuck with nowhere to run Kalevala walks up to each one, slams the cast into their head, and knocks them out, when the last victim is out cold the cousins high five each other.*

I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man of you

*Mario jumps in between another couple dancing and raises his toothbrush of doom and knocks the man out. He looks at the woman, puts the brush between his legs, and makes a groin thrust towards her which she rejects, leading him to point Razer at her. Razer walks over and makes three quick slashes with his Bill, stripping her of her dress, and cuting her arms and legs. She runs away screaming for police and sure enough a paddy wagon arrives on the scene with two officers ready to take away these ruffians.*

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't want to stop at all

*Razer looks square into the bobbies faces and just laughs at them. He lifts up his bill once more, and slices the head of one clean off, blood spurts everywhere and he smiles a sick deranged smile. Kyle Reaches through his portal and pulls out a head of cabbage which he uses to replace the noggin of the decapitated officer. Kyle grabs the Billy Club of the deceased lawman and uses it to beat the other copper into a state of unconsciousness. He reaches through his portal once more, pulling out two cups of tea and a joint, which Razer enjoys with him as they laugh at the entire situation.*

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

*Tommy Dragon and The Deamon are working together now to inflict pain, with the Deamon deep frying whatever he can find, from whole fish and potatoes, to wallets, watches, and bottles then tossing them to Tommy to hit with the bat. Half the street has some form of molten oil, glass, leather, or metal burning into their flesh and both men are just sadistically laughing about it. Some do gooder attempts to sneak up behind the two and put an end to their chicanery, but they are foiled by Hellfire The Pirate stabbing him multiple times with his sword.*

I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you

*Serial corners one woman and stares piercingly into her soul. She's confused because of his mask but she can see what he's attempting to do. He grabs a Spice World DVD in case and points it to her.*

Serial: Did you like this movie, did you like the Spice Girls?

Woman: They we're so bad.

*Serial Pulls the DVD out of the case and flings it at her, cutting her on the cheek. He grabs a Spice girls CD and throws that at her too, cutting her neck. She yells in pain, he's hit an artery, and blood is spilling out. Serial just looks at her and smirks.*

Serial: Thats what you get for loving the Spice Girls bitch.

Don't stop me don't stop me don't stop me
Hey hey hey!
Don't stop me don't stop me
Ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Don't stop me have a good time good time
Don't stop me don't stop me
Ooh ooh Alright
I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

*The fighting becomes a compilation with shots of each man using the weapon of their choice. Kyle throws boiling cups of tea at women and children, scalding them horribly. Razer continues to swing away with his Bill, chopping of limbs and inflicting deep cuts. Kalevala continues wacking anyone who dares come near him unconscious with the cast. Koda has skewered three men with his pike and is swinging the massive instrument with superhuman power at people trying to attack his cousin. Tommy Dragon has now ensure that ever car on this street has no head or tail lights, and has knocked thirty or so people out with his bat. Serial continues to fling his CDs, bloodying everyone in sight. Hellfire has stabbed two dozen people, and nearly a dozen of them are near death. And Mario, he's knocking people out with the toothbrush, and brushing their faces bloody.*

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't wanna stop at all

*A large group of police arrive to block off the street and it looks like it may all be over for Rev Inc. Kyle has one final trick up his sleave though, he reaches through his portal yet again, and pulls out a half dozen military grade smoke grenades, and tosses one up. Tommy hits it towards the cops, and they flee. Throwing down one every so often to cover their trail.*

La la la la laaaa
La la la la
La la laa laa laa laaa
La la laa la la la la la laaa hey!!....

Razer: Christ what are we gonna do now.

Hellfire: We could just take the portal and go back to the office.

Kyle: Thats too easy, besides they might come after us through international treaties, plus Razer wouldn't be able to go home to Liverpool.

Tommy: Well then what are we gonna do Kyle, you and Mario are supposed to be the brains of this outfit.

Deamon: Cow brains, GOOD EATS.

Tommy: Right, I'm really getting weirded out by him, but we need an escape plan, or a way to shift the damage or something. FUCK we're screwed. London is Calling for us to be martyred

Mario: That's IT. *Mario pulls out his phone and starts dialing.* Mick, Mario, look we need Topper, Paul, and You to meet us at Buchingham Palace. Yes right now. Look I'll find someone to play Rhythm Guitar. And We've got singers. I don't care if you haven't talked to Paul since the induction, I've got money in it for all of you. A Million Each, Yeah, I've got a portal, I'll teleport you guys there. Just trust me, it will be cool. Ok, I'll be at your flat in a minute. Bye *Mario hangs up* Jake go get Project 133 from the lab, and meet the rest of us at Buckingham Palace. Kyle I hope you know a Rhythm Guitarist. MARIO'S GOTTA GO.

*Mario teleports out as we fade to commercial yet again. When PWA Insanity fades back in Mick Jones, Paul Simonon, and Topper Headon are all standing in front of the palace, Mick and Paul's instruments are hooked up to a tiny box, While Topper has a full Drum Kit. The Deamon is holding a guitar and appears will be joining them in playing, while the rest of the men stand in front of a group of microphones. The Mob has encircled them, and are ready to kill, when Kyle Rieger takes the mic and speaks.*

Kyle: Ladies and Gentlemen I'm sorry we caused inconvenience today, but I'd like to make amends, Here we have the best lineup of The Clash, with my friend The Deamon sitting in for Joe Strummer, and we'd all like to play a little song for you, our way of saying sorry.

*The Band starts to play, the opening guitar and bass kicks in, many of the angry Londoners are ready to rush the improvised stage, but they are held back by the Clash fans wanting to hear the music. The lyrics slowly kick in, and every member of Revolution Inc. prays this will work.*

London calling to the faraway towns
Now that war is declared-and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, all you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look at us
All that phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing
'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing

*The majority of the people have stopped themselves, a few even begin to sing along. A diehard who's wife was stabbed throws a tear gas grenade, he magically had with him, towards the men, but a Clash lover runs towards the grenade and tosses it into the crowd before no damage can be done to the band.*

The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running and the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear error, but I have no fear
London is drowning-and I live by the river\

*Thankfully nearly every member of Revolution Inc. knows the lyrics. Koda is not singing, but given his role nobody dares to tell him he has to. Mario is trying to sing but keeps getting lost, throwing in wrong lyrics, and confusing this with Anarchy in the UK. Koda finally grabs him and takes him away from a mic before he can cause damage to the song.*

London calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, brother, an' go it alone
London calling upon the zombies of death
Quit holding out-and draw another breath
London calling-and I don't wanna shout
But when we were talking-I saw you nodding out
London calling, see we ain't got no highs
Except for that one with the yellowy eyes

*Half the crowd has joined in with the melody. Most everyone has realized that these guys were just having fun and didn't want to hurt anyone. There are a few doubters, but they end up getting crushed by the believers. It is quite a trippy scene though, as the Clash look around at the mob and are still scared to what might happen to them.*

The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running and the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear error, but I have no fear
London is drowning-and I live by the river

*The Police who were foiled by the group have arrived and try to rush the stage and arrest all the group members. They barely make it through the back of the fans before they themselves are dragged to the ground, beaten with their own billy clubs, and thrown and locked in their paddy wagons. The scene is surreal, but the Revolutionaries laugh it all off.*

Now get this
London calling, yeah, I was there, too
An' you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!
London calling at the top of the dial
After all this, won't you give me a smile?

I never felt so much a' like
Tommy: THANK YOU LONDON, THIS IS THE CLASH, WE ARE REVOLUTION INC. AND I'M GLAD YOU ACCEPT OUR FORGIVENESS.

Woman: HOLD EVERYTHING.

*Everyone turns around, horns play from nowhere, The Queen has come out to see the disturbance in front of her royal residence. She takes one look at the stage, the men on it, and the crowd around and only can think a single thing.*

Queen: Peter Thompson, what kind of mess did you get yourself into tonight.

Razer: Well we caused a little disturbance in the city, and these people followed us here, and we played a song to show our sorrow, and Kyle, you remember Kyle right.

Queen: Ahhh, Mr. Rieger, a pleasure to see you again.

Kyle: You are looking lovely as always madam.

Queen: So my people have forgiven you, right.

Crowd: YES!

Queen: Then I do as well, for what kind of Queen would I be if I didn't follow the people's will. Now will you play London's Burning, I love that one ever so much.

*The band begins to pick up, The Queen has her throne brought out, and they rocked until the dusk of night, forever immortalized, as the greatest group ever to play Buckingham Palace. The End.*
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We cut backstage where Tom Tyco is breathing heavily and drenched with sweat after his match. A regular interviewer, Michael Cole talks with him.

Michael Cole: You were so close to victory, but this will be another year that you will not win the Three Hours of Power tournament. What are your reactions?

Tom Tyco: Cole. Man that was one fun match! I'm killed, and hoping my knee holds for next week, but it was worth it. Today, I just wasn't the better man. I gave it my all, and gave it a good run, but it just wasn't enough to defeat Koda. He did what he needed to do to win and got the job done. I congradualate him on his successful round two qualification.

Michael Cole: How did it feel losing the way you did in the match?

Tom Tyco: Well, Koda did what he had to do like I said. It wasn't exactly a noble way to win, but you know, it was a good match and I hope the fans enjoyed it. I'll get him next time.

Michael Cole: True words from a good sport athlete. Thank you Tom.
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