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| PWA Insanity: Episode 162; Petersen Events Center; Pittsburgh, PA | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 21 2008, 02:28 PM (334 Views) | |
| Thomas Driver | Apr 21 2008, 02:28 PM Post #1 |
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Head Trainer of PWA Academy
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MAIN EVENT Pick Your Poison Tommy Dragon Vs. Serial Three Hours of Power Round Two Adam Senton Vs The Deamon Rex Haraway Vs. Streetz Three Hours of Power Round Two Koda Vs. Mr. Anonymous Sully Vs. Kamikaze Kid AleXtreme Vs. Kendo Rey De Dolor Vs. Wrath #1 Contender Match for Million Dollar Title Tom Tyco Vs. Damon White |
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| Serial | Apr 22 2008, 12:27 AM Post #2 |
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Serial stares directly into the camera resting his title on his shoulder.. Serial: You are nothing but a normal, you don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Tommy Dragon do. Tommy Dragon, I must ask you now as you asked me, do you Tommy Dragon want your ideas, your beliefs to live forever? For Tommy Dragon in this normal world, physically none of us can live forever. But the places you have taken the Revolutionaries, the ideas and beliefs that you have given them can live through me Tommy Dragon. That is why I breathe, that is why the Killers have come. Tommy Dragon there are ones that question where you are taking them. Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Tommy Dragon that darkness I speak of is nothing of fear. It is about the beliefs...of accepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything Tommy Dragon. You have lived Tommy Dragon for the last five years for this one belief. Now Tommy Dragon, I come to take what you believe in, further then you ever could. I come Tommy Dragon, not to destroy the Revolutionaries and Revolution Inc. I come Tommy Dragon to bring the Killers and Revolutionaries together as one as we Tommy Dragon except all the challenges with all the strength of the Killers and Revolutionaries together. Tommy Dragon the colors of the Revolutionaries are coming through the pores of my skin...and Tommy Dragon when we meet Tommy Dragon, I will look at you and you will realize then that I have come to do no one no harm, but only Tommy Dragon to take what we both believe in to places it shall never have been.... With all matters of this universe, this galaxy... you must realize Tommy Dragon... that within these finest hours... that you MUST... MAN UP!!! Serial proceeds to walk away menacingly. |
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| Rex Haraway | Apr 22 2008, 04:28 PM Post #3 |
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Cutting backstage, we see Rex Haraway marching down a random corridor, shadowed by a man on a cell phone. MAN: “… That’s exactly what I said! I’m fed up of this shit, all of us development guys working our asses off to get the odd stupid TV cameo. Gangsters? Druids? Donald-f**king-Trump? Give me and everyone a break – I mean what the hell am I supposed to be? A generic businessman?” REX: “You’re making me look important.” MAN: “Oh so it's me who draws the short straw, is that it? I play “Man making nobody look important”, right?” Mitchell Cole appears on the scene, microphone in hand. The disgruntled development talent knows his cue and walks into the background, still complaining out of earshot. MITCHELL: “Rex, got a few minutes?” Rex stops to feel around inside his pockets, apparently looking for something. REX: “… No, it appears I haven’t.” The self-proclaimed saviour continues to walk, now pursued solely by a nagging interviewer. MITCHELL: “Have you got anything to say in relation to last week?” Rex carries on walking. MITCHELL: “Any words on last week’s victory over Kendo?” Rex still continues his journey, without even looking over his shoulder. MITCHELL: “Can you tell us where P.Y is?” Suddenly, Rex stops. He turns around looking rather helpless – that is, until he eventually decides to open his mouth. REX: “He’s taking a break, alright? Jesus, what the hell is it with you guys and your obsession with his absence? This man has worked 6 straight years for this company and when he takes a break, the same company is on his back asking him why the hell he hasn’t showed up lately. Lay off the guy …” MITCHELL: “But I was only curious as to –” REX: “Curious as to what? Why he’s taking time off? Because he deserves it, Mitch. People who run around all day chasing people with a microphone do not deserve a vacation, whereas on the other hand, people who carry this company from the word go deserve a little break every now and then. See the difference? P.Y is a multi-time World Champion and a Hall of Famer. You? You’re just a nobody, a human reel of questions – so unless there’s another question on that never ending list of yours that you’re just begging to ask, excuse me …” Rex continues on his journey once again, but the persistence of Mitchell Cole still trails behind him. MITCHELL: “Rex, last week you could have perhaps done with P.Y’s help when Razer assaulted you after the bell. Do you have anything to say on that matter?” Once again, Rex stops. This time, however, he turns around looking severely pissed off. REX: “What did you say?” MITCHELL: “I said do you have anything to say after what Razer -” REX: “- No. Before that.” MITCHELL: “You could have perhaps done with P.Y’s help?” REX: “That’s the one.” Suddenly Rex grabs Mitchell by the throat, pinning him securely to a nearby wall by one hand. REX: “Mitchell, I ask that you and the rest of the world listen in on this very carefully, understand?” Mitchell nods. The crowd stays silent. REX: “For the last 6 months, I’ve been viewed by the public eye as a mere lackey. Simply a man with a large mouth and a bad attitude, all that the entire world has come to expect from me is to stir the proverbial shit, to add fuel to the fire whilst leaving ‘the other guy’ to clear up the ashes. They, the public, seem to have overlooked the fact that I am in fact a PWA superstar. I’m not just a pawn, I’m an actual PWA Superstar. I came THIS close to winning the World Title in 2006 after just a few weeks of being a ‘professional wrestler’. I came THIS close to winning the Wrestlefest Rumble last year, just a few months after one of the most successful returns in this company’s history. So if YOU and the rest of the world are suddenly going to judge me as incapable and unable of defending myself, all because of one blindsided attack then go ahead. Be my guest. But when you disregard me as nothing more than a failure, heed these words – I have absolutely NOTHING to prove to ANYBODY. And why? Because I’ve already proved that I am nothing more than Rexcellent. Hell, I define the word. Now is my opportunity to step out of the shadows and shine. So go ahead and rain on my parade. Pour whatever the hell you can on it, because no thing and no body can dampen this guy’s spirit – especially a Junkie.” Rex finally releases his grip of Mitchell, soon storming off to leave the interviewer seeming speechless. MITCHELL: “But … that’s …” JOHNNY: “I don’t think that’s what Cole was intending, folks, but boy – you can say that Rex had made it crystal clear that he is perfectly capable of fighting his own fights.” DONNY: “You can say that again. Just look at Mitchell. He’s practically speechless – a first if I ever saw one!” |
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| Razer | Apr 22 2008, 05:47 PM Post #4 |
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Sitting in an undisclosed location, the Junkie turns off the tv which displays Rex's segment with the incompotent Cole using the remote. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter, sparks it and lights the joint in his mouth. After taking a deep breath, he slowly exhales and laughs Razer: Oh, this is going to be fun The camera zooms out, on the floor by the chair the junkie is sat on is the same sawn off lead pipe he used on rex |
![]() PWA Accomplishments: PWA (2002-2008) PWA Hall of Fame Member (Inducted November 2014) PWA World Champion x2 PWA European Champion PWA Million Dollar Champion x2 PWA Tag Champion x3 PWA Hardcore champion x2 Winner of some End of Year, PPV and Show Awards | |
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| Tommy 2 Hotty | Apr 22 2008, 10:55 PM Post #5 |
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Following the completion of Rey De Dolor vs. Wrath the attention is taken to the backstage area where a man is shown stumbling through a small side entrance to the arena. At first glance he looks like a regular homeless man trying to sneak into the building, but after taking a better look the man is revealed to be former PWA competitor, Tommy 2 Hotty. He stumbles down the hallway carrying a bottle of Jack Daniel before being stopped by PWA owner, Vegeta. Tommy?! What the hell happened to you?! Nothin mang...as you can {hiccup} see, I'm livin the high life! Tommy...you look awful! Someone told me they saw a strange character walk into the building over here and it appeared to be a homeless man...I never imagined it was one of my former employees. What has happened to you?! Naw man...don't worry bout me! I told ya…I’m livin the hiiiiiiiiiiiigh life! You mean that quite literally, don’t you? Hey man…don’t worry bout {hiccup} Tommy 2 Hotty. Tommy 2 Hotty’s been doin grrrrrrrrrrreat since he left the PW--- the PW---W—W---W? It’s the PWA, Tommy…and you didn’t leave, you were released. Yeah…them’s the letters I was thankin of…the PWA! Yessir, ever since I left the PWA I made a lotta portant decisions in my life. I got rid of all that there {hiccup} stuff I didn’t need. Ya know…like my house, my cars, my wife, my kids went with her, hell I even got ridda mah dog! I had to make more room in life for the {hiccup} portant thangs. Like this here bottle a JD. Vegeta just looks at the once world famous superstar in complete disbelief. He is stunned, but not entirely surprised by his former employee. Not one to waste time, Vegeta decides he needs to get to the bottom of this situation. Ok Tommy…I am sorry to hear things have fallen so low for you, but what exactly is it that you’re here for? Nothin mang…I was just hopin I could come in here and maybe {hiccup} get mah old job back! Look Tommy…I have explained this situation to you a thousand times now. The last time we asked you to work you showed up high as a kite on a night that we were being sponsored by the DARE Foundation. That’s bad publicity for us! Not to mention all the no shows, all the times you showed up to work drunk, all the money we spent on putting you through rehab. Tommy, I’m sorry, but I |
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| Thomas Driver | Apr 24 2008, 12:23 AM Post #6 |
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“Psycho Killer” by Talking Heads hits the sound system, meaning it is time for another appearance by the not-so-beloved World Champion. Once the infamous chorus begins, Tommy Dragon enters the arena with his belt lovingly draped across his right shoulder. He enters the squared circle, grabbing the microphone from the ring announcer to address the audience. Tommy Dragon: Alright, I’m going to make this simple. Since I’ve won this title all I’ve heard is criticism, that I am no where near the reigns of some of the more popular champions. The crowd agrees, booing the New Yorker as he pauses in contemplation of his next words. Tommy Dragon: And you know what? I don’t care what you think of me holding this title because I earned it. I won this belt and there’s nothing anyone can do about that. This sparks a growing chant of “Kendo! Kendo!” from the crowd, causing the champion to hiss in disgust. Tommy Dragon: Kendo? Really? Is that all we have left in this company? I should have really thought this through. I mean killing off everyone of the veterans - it‘s fun and all - but one can get carried away.. Perhaps I didn’t need to cave in Showtime’s skull as brutally as I did or step in instead of watch as Razer ended the career of Chaz Steele or even help out Vegeta when his knees gave out. The Patron Saint smiles with each word, laughing as he continues on. Tommy Dragon: You people are resorting to Kendo as a messiah, how pathetic can you be? Tommy continues to chuckle at the thought of his top contender but his face changes when the microphone returns to his lips. Tommy Dragon: Let me say this as simply as I can for all of you, Kendo will not win my title. The Pittsburgh crowd responds with more boos. Tommy Dragon: I will not lose this belt at Three Hours of Power; I will not lose it at International Incident or Summer of Sin or Extreme Destruction or WrestleFest. I will retain at PojoCade, at Pandemonium and when all is said and done, I will retire with this championship still around my waist. He stops to let the fans rain down their hatred, that sickening smirk across his face. That is, until “Hypnotize” echoes throughout the arena. Piccie Smalls stands on the entrance stage, microphone in hand. Piccie Smalls: Tommy, we’ve been through a lot together. Wouldn’t you say? Revolution Inc.’s champion shakes his head in agreement. Piccie Smalls: And in all that time you’re still the same egotistical prick I met when I first joined. The first trace of cheers for this segment occur at this interval Piccie Smalls: You see Tommy, tonight is the night you should focus on. I’ve arranged for a good old Pick Your Poison challenge between you and Kendo and your challenger has just given word as to who you will be facing. This catches the Patron Saint off-guard, Tommy at full attention. Piccie Smalls: Tonight’s main event will put champion versus champion. In one corner is the World Champion Tommy Dragon and in the other… Serial, the Intercontinental Champion. Tommy’s surprised, his newest partner so quickly placed opposite him inside a ring. He stares at the camera - confused - as PWA heads to a commercial break. |
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| Indystar | Apr 24 2008, 02:05 AM Post #7 |
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We return to PWA Insanity to find the Indystar, sitting in a chair in the center of the ring, looking at a card in his hand. The sounds of the fans chanting his name seem distant to the Canadian Smartass as he lifts his head up and looks towards the entrance tunnel of the Pojotron, as if expecting something or someone to come down to the ring Indy: So it seems Destiny doesn't like me. I beat the unbeatable Hellfire to lose the luchadore named Serial. And so with me eliminated from the Three Hours of Power, unless Kendo defeats "The Patron Saint" Tommy Dragon, the Pojo Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Title will remain in the clutches of the spoiled brats known as Revolution Inc. His facial expression chances from disbelief to slight amusement. Closing his eyes, he raises his elbows in a uncaring manner then smiles as he throws the card to the mat Indy: Its kinda funny. Revolution Inc. is an interesting name for a bunch of whining morons. They claim to be revolutionary. They won't fight unless the right number is mentioned but let's not forget that two of their members hold the two major titles in PWA. They claim to not fight unless the pay is right, according to their slogan but...I bet you, if I challanged Serial to a title he'll fight because he want to continue being the PWA Intercontinental champion. And they aren't the best stable....Hell I beat Hellfire, their unstoppable monster. I trained their sh!thead member Kalevala and he wasn't that great either. And you think Tommy Dragon is going to beat Kendo? The man who holds more toys on his body than a Mario Woosey shoplifting a fetish shop!! A sea of laughter echos throughout the crowd while the Indystar stood up from his chair and looked towards the locker room. In his minds eye, he can see Mario screaming angerly at his last remark Indy: Tommy, you're a tool and an idiot. You say you're gonna retire as world champion? Are you f**king retarded? Unless you retire tonight, that won't be possible. Indy's face scowls as his voice takes a serious tone. With every word he points to the backstage, invisioning the man he's talking to Indy: You see all world champions claim that they will never lose the title; that they will retire the champion or continue being champion when their company folds. And that's utterly impossible. They will ALWAYS be a person who is better than you in this world, weither you like it or not Dragon. I know you Tommy, you're an arrogent prick, you consider others inferior unless they prove otherwise, if you don't whine about being cheated. Even if you beat Kendo, which will not be possible, you're gonna start getting egotistical. You're going to think "no one will beat me" and you WILL get careless. You will underestimate one opponent and when you least suspect it, you will be a former PWA world heavyweight champion. Suddenly a smile forms around Indy's face, a somewhat devilish smile Indy: And I will personally make sure Kendo wins....why? Because I will be with Kendo at ringside!! Shock and surprise! The crowd erupts with Indy and Kendo chants as an image comes to Indy's mind's eye: Tommy ready to explode and Mario screaming in anger Indy: And speaking on Three Hours of Power...the man who defeated....Serial...Last week, I'm pretty sure I pushed you to the limit...I'm pretty sure you never faced a man who put you in such a torturous ordeal as myself so....if you so happen to get eliminated from Three Hours of Power.....how about letting the Indystar having a shot at the intercontinental championship? If you need time to decide that......then I give you till before Three Hours of Power...either way...Revolution Inc., you haven't heard the last of the Indystar As "Renegade" plays over the PA system, Indy climbs out of the ring and heads to the backstage with a chair in hand |
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| Deano White | Apr 24 2008, 11:29 AM Post #8 |
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Damon and his father Dean are backstage with the new PWA interviewer Jenn. Jenn: Damon White, last week you suffered a loss at the hands of the PWA champion Tommy Dragon. How do you about another huge match you have tonight against Tom Tyco for the number one contendership for Bman's million dollar title. Damon: Well Jenn... Before Damon can speak he is cut off and the video for Rick Astley's I'm never gonna give you up fills the screen! ![]() We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what's I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've know each other for so long Your heart's been aching But you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/ak5 ] And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Repeat Chorus Give you up, give you up Give you up, give you up Never gonna give, Never gonna give, give you up Never gonna give, Never gonna give, give you up Last four lines repeated I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Chorus times three after the video is finished in big red writing it says.. DAMON, You've just been RickRollD! ![]() the camera doesent go back to Damon as it goes straight to a commercial break |
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| Tom Tyco | Apr 25 2008, 05:41 PM Post #9 |
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Tom appears in his kick locker room, lacing up his boots and talking to his trainer. He speaks about Damon's promo. Tom Tyco: Well, I guess Damon must now feel "Special?" Huh? Tonight's not his night because I plan on doing to him what I could not do to Koda last week - finishing him off with the #1 Special and becoming Bman's worst nightmare. Tom dramatically leaves the locker room with his trainer following closely behind. |
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| Tom Tyco | Apr 26 2008, 11:26 AM Post #10 |
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Tom Tyco appears in his lockerroom again with his trainer after his match. He speaks of Damon, The Million Dollar Title, and Three Hours of Power. Tom Tyco: So, Mike (trainer), I told you I'd beat Damon with the #1 Special. That was the quickest match of my career. And for my Million Dollar Championship match with Bman, I plan to finish him with the same maneuver. Submission is fun - seeing people suffer and what not. But looking at this Three Hours of Power tournament, I can't help but feel one thing - it SUCKS without me in it. You got all these new and used wannabes in it, and no Tom Tyco. I am going to talk to our Commissioner about it, and if he rejects me, I'll PETITION to put myself back in the Three Hours of Power to show the world that I belong in it and that my loss to Koda was a fluke. Most of those guys still in it don't even deserve a title shot, whereas I DO. I've been here for 5 years, and it's finally my time. Believe that, Pico. Tom escapes his momentary rest and makes a beeline to the commissioner's office while his trainer stays behind this time. |
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| Razer | Apr 27 2008, 10:09 PM Post #11 |
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[post rex match] Kyle reiger turns off the television. He turns to Kalevala who stands by his side and simply smiles Kyle: Looks like our re-enforcements have arrived Kalevala simply nods in agreement and reaches for his cell phone. He begins tapping away at the keypad, writting a message before he sends it Kal: I've told him where to meet us Kyle: He'll find his way there, he's never once let me down and I'm sure he will relish this opportunity |
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