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Tom Tyco vs Bman (c); Million Dollar Title Match
Topic Started: Apr 28 2008, 09:03 AM (182 Views)
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Tom Tyco - The Challenger
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The quick three-step musical talents of Chris Cornell blast through the speakers throughout the arena. Mind-blowing; absolute frenzy is all that can said about the people of this humble arena. In place, all swim with their own technique in "stroke." The three-step musical piece repeats. At the top of their lungs they push out the last shreds of oxygen in vocal manner. A third three-step ensues. In and out signs jive as to create a wave effect. The last of the three-steps sets up the song.

If you take a life do you know what you'll give?
Odds are, you won't like what it is
When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me?
By the merciless eyes of deceit?

I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line ...


Yes! He appears, top stage; body covered in pure darkness. Only his pure hues at the coincidental start of the song's chorus can send the embassy crumbling. His body still in shadow, one can only imagine what his appearance may contain. Patience is kindly rewards in the most unlikely way ... with a sudden deafening BOOM and bright pale flash. A single light adjusts itself upon this man of mystery.

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name


Darkness hides itself at the rim of the lone light; a spotlight. The figure's formed stride holds steady without the slightest of miscue. Head sits upon his broad shoulders cocked forth into place, although slightly tilted forward. He walks in in his two satin black boots, laced from atop about mid-shin. The spotlight captures an image of itself reflecting from the gloss black plastic knee pads in several different perspectives in result of stride. Below the character's torso, his pure black trunks fit snug, all the while exposing his whole thighs. One can catch his signature symbol in crimson as he slithers on by them. His march halts; he quickly rolls himself into the ring. As he relinquishes himself to vertical base, his entrance music fades away. The prolific Hardcore Legend majestically stands amongst ropes. He cocks his head and shrugs his shoulders to warm up. Alas, the time has come. Silence drains.


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Bman - The Champ
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I'M WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WORLDS COLLIIIIIDE!

When Worlds Collide by Powerman 5000 fills the arena, and the crowd erupts for the aged superstar.

What is it really
That's going on here
You've got your system for total control
So is there really anybody out there
Now watch us suffer cause we can't go
What is it really that is in your head
What little life that you had just died
I'm gonna be the one that's takin over
Now this is what it's like when worlds collide


Bman steps out from behind the curtain, his trademark mask bears "Bmandemonium; Vintage Eatery" and "Goldenpalace.com". Foot-high purple pyro line the ramp, spraying continuously as he makes his way toward the ring. Bman wants gold. And his youth back.

Are you ready to go
Cause I'm ready to go
What you gonna do baby baby
Are you going with me
Cause I'm going with you
It's the end of all time


THE DUST SETTLES after the pyro finishes, and THE SMOKE CLEARS after the same event. Donny proclaims his excitement:

Donny: MY EYES ARE PEELED LIKE BANANAS

What is it really that motivates you
The need to fly or this fear to stop
I'll go along for the ride but surprise
When we get there I say 9 of 10 drop
Now who's the light and who is the devil
You can't decide so I'll be your guide
And one by one they will be hand chosen
Now this is what it's like when worlds collide


Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting...... BBBBBBBBBBBmmaaannnnnnnnnnn!

Bman begins dropkicking the turnbuckle to warm-up, as per usual for this idiot.

Are you ready to go
Cause I'm ready to go
What you gonna do baby baby
Are you going with me
Cause I'm going with you
It's the end of all time

What is it really when they're fallin over
Everything that you thought is denied
I'm gonna be the one that's takin over
Now this is what it's like when worlds collide


Bman is accompanied by gumption and zest. He will not be stopped with these omnipresent allies.

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Good luck
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Bman runs at Tom Tyco.

He dropkicks him.

Bman has GTA on the mind.

Bman hooks Tom Tyco's leg for a quick pin attempt.

The referee (Tommy Vercetti?) begins to count.

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No! Tom Tyco kicks out. His shoulder thrusts at the rafters. He tosses Bman's anxious body off of him in order to regain his vertical composure. It seems as though Bman doesn't have the desire to compete tonight, but Tom Tyco's frustrated expression of the face lays claim to the seriousness of the challenger to win the Million Dollar Championship Belt. But perhaps he is not really in the mood to compete afterall because he chases and catches the log-rolling Bman rather quickly. Tom's foot stomps the golden mask housed upon Bman's face, which causes the mask caressing Bman to stop rolling away from Tom. The challeger quickly hooks the champion's armpits with his inner elbow joints and falls backwards into a lying Full Nelson poise. Tom's legs wriggle around Bman's waist from the backside and clamp themselves as close together as possible to perfrom the #1 Special submission hold! Can Tom win the match that nobody wants to take their time to compete in? Stay tuned.
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Bman taps.

DING DING DING!

Announcer: Winner of this bout and NEW MILLION DOLLAR CHAMPION, Tom Tyco!

Tyco rises to his feet, sort of shocked he pulled off this victory. The referee raises his arm as Bman puts on his sad mask. Insanity cuts to a commercial break.
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