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| Tweet Topic Started: May 12 2008, 01:50 AM (376 Views) | |
| Thomas Driver | May 12 2008, 01:50 AM Post #1 |
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| Deano White | May 12 2008, 08:10 AM Post #2 |
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Adam Senton enters. Damon White enters. |
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| Tom Tyco | May 12 2008, 11:44 AM Post #3 |
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Tom Tyco, feeling like a million bucks, makes a surprise entrance. Damon stares at him and his championship belt funny as one has to wonder if the man has thoughts of "what could've been" on his mind. One also has to wonder "If Indystar can beat Tyco, why not Damon?" The match will be anyone's match to win. Normally, Tom would commit to ass-kickery since it is legal at this point, but he stands and waits with Damon and Adam Senton, even though there is a chance no one else will enter ... awkward. |
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| Sakura Jacknife | May 12 2008, 01:01 PM Post #4 |
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The starting keyboard solo of "Blood drunk"by Children of Bodom catches the attention of the crowd as a woman wearing black blood stained sweat pants, a fitness top and arms covered in tattooes heads to the ring with a spool of barbed wire Johnny: It's Sakura Jacknife!! Donny: No way! She's a insane for getting into the match. Her hair is longer now but her evil eyes still pierce the souls of both Damon and Adam. Tom barely looks at her as she throws the spool into the ring then digs into the ring to pull out several boxes filled with light tubes. Box after box, Sakura stacks atleast ten boxes of two light tubes, putting twenty good weapons in her corner before climbing onto the ring apron onto the top turnbuckle. A strobe light flickers to the beat of Bodom's drummer, Jaska Raatikainen, as the violent blood princess takes a swig from a flask and spits it to the crowd, filling the air with a crimson mist before jumping back to the mat. |
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| Tha Bunny | May 14 2008, 02:49 PM Post #5 |
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As Sakura Jacknife poses on the top ropes, she suddenly finds herself falling towards the canvas as a large Cookie Tray slams into her back. The weapon wilder? None other than PWA’s pseudo mascot Tha Bunny! Johnny: I guess we can get to the wrestling portion of this match now. As if on cue, Adam Senton attacks Damon White, shoving the 2nd generation star into the corner and battering the young man with Right Hands. Tom Tyco seems content to wait in his corner as Tha Bunny enters the ring, raising the cookie tray to a big pop. He than runs off the ropes, looking to attack Sakura again, but she quickly drops down, locking her leg’s around Tha Bunny’s ankles and sending him falling face first into the ropes and smacking his own cookie tray into his face in a rather comical scene. The Drop Toe Hold buys the Hardcore lady a chance to recover, I addition to exciting the fans quite a bit. Donny: Oh no! Tha Bunny came in like a house of fire but… actually this isn’t too surprising. Johnny: I agree. As Tha Bunny rolls around in pain, Tom Tyco makes his way to the weapon filled corner, grabbing a Light Tube and calmly walking over to Sakura before blasting her across the skull, exploding the weapon and sending her falling in a heap to the canvas. He than grabs another tube, holding it up to a nice pop as Tha Bunny gets to his feet… than falls back to the canvas after receiving yet another weapon shot. He rolls around, holding his big head and writhing in pain. Adam Senton meanwhile, bundles Damon White through the ropes, sending him tumbling to the ring floor before he follows him out. |
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| Serial | May 14 2008, 11:52 PM Post #6 |
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Before the action can get any more intense, the lights flicker. What is originally conceived to be a technical difficulty is in all actuality the launch of the entrance for another contestant in this Hardcore Battle Royal. The music begins to play, and still not a single soul knows who is coming out to join the “fun.” It isn’t until a large figure in a cereal costume is seen rushing towards the ring, that the fans applaud in unison. Without delay the “TU-CAN!” chants fill the legendary arena as none other than “Toucan” Son of Sam enters the ring. The contestants glare in shock as he has not come unarmed. The current Hardcore Champion tries to blindside him immediately after disposing of Damon White, but it is to no avail. The Colorful Combatant uses his free hand to WINGSLAP! the champion for his unjust attempt. Sakura Jacknife reignites her scuffle with Tom Tyco as they exchange blows near the corner, leaving only one man available to do battle with… Tha Bunny. Sam shakes his head in approval before releasing his weapon, a box of Fruity Loopz wrapped in barbwire, to the mat. The sold out crowd can not help but focus their attention on what is going on center stage. A possible Match of the Year candidate for certain, all in front of their very fortunate eyes. The future Hall of Famers collide but it is Tha Bunny who is able to gain control and Irish Whip his rival. The moment Toucan hits the ropes, Bunny drops to the canvas forcing Sam to leapfrog over. Hitting the ropes once again, the original Cereal Killer comes towards the Fatal Furry with even more momentum, but the Easter Representative rolls forward looking for some offense of his own. “Toucan” Son of Sam flies over the cotton tailed competitor and lands on his feet, immediately he turns to face Bunny. The pair of pugilists raise their hands to a fighting pose as the stalemate persists. The fans are not without appreciation as they continuously chant “¡P-W-A!” Before the war of mascots can rage on, it is heartrendingly interrupted by the other competitors in the bout; the jealous group also wanting their share in the spotlight. Johnny: The mob of fighters are not too happy with the costumed competitors stealing all of the division’s thunder. I, for one, love to see a brilliant showdown as what just occurred! Donny: I agree. It doesn’t get much better than a bunny versus a toucan. I do feel sorry for Vegeta though, as PETA probably isn’t too happy right now. Johnny: Remember we are in Mexico. Johnny brings up a valiant point, because Mexico like this contest… HAS NO RULES. The battle of who could care less continues on, as all competitors are now located in the ring. The question on everyone’s mind is “When is the next match?” but the true followers must ask themselves…Who will rein supreme? OOC: two to to too, lol. |
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| Tom Tyco | May 16 2008, 01:52 PM Post #7 |
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Meanwhile, Tom and and Sakura continue to duke it out. Being the Hardcore Legend as he is, Tom feels his end of the match becoming stale and decides to exits the ring while taunting Sakura to follow him. Both fighters now stand on the outside until Tom levels his opponent with a European Uppercut. As Sakura falls, Tom darks for the ring apron to look for a weapon. The weapon he pulls out is, you guess it, a stop sign with a peace sign painted in the middle of it. The crowds pop for the all too familiar hardware at Tom's rising of it above his head. Sakura can not figure out why the crowds suddenly decided to cheer since he does not see Tom, but he finds out first hand why they have begun to chant - the Stop Sign CLACKS into his skull. Tom steals a piece of the spotlight, but the focus is put back on the Cereal fighters. |
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| Tom Tyco | May 17 2008, 02:35 PM Post #8 |
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Toucan Sam and Tha Bunny struggle for power at the center of the ring. Both fur and feathers fly away from each other's hands as the grip intensifies. If the cheering of the crowds didn't come from their representations of who they were, the battle between the two mascots would actually be seen as a close, exciting, entertaining bout. Truth of the matter is, seriousness of the spectators remains at a depressing low, but the literal animals fight as though the world were on the line anyways. Both characters shift their legs to gain leverage over one another, but neither fighter can seem to gain the upper hand. Unfortunately for Sam, he has a weakness: brittle bones. His wings suddenly let go of the poise as this left wing pops. If there was a mascot for Corn Pops, he'd be laughing his ass off. Now The Bunny takes the helm, jabbing the injured bird with two lefts and a right in clockwork fashion. Eventually he backs Sam into the ropes where the big beaked opponent doubles over while remaining on his feet. Tha Bunny runs at bunny like speeds at the opposite ropes, and repels with even greater velocity toward Toucan Sam. His feet escape from under him in order to connect with the toucan breasts before him via the bunny hop Dropkick. The connection is so fierce, it seems the bird has obliverated being as feathers flutters about in every which direction. Then, Tha Bunny pulls himself to his feet where he does not last long for behind him looms the unsung Adam Senton ready to strike. With ole long ears with his back to the previous tag champion, Adam slips under him to perform a Roll-Up pin! The official smacks the canvas at "one." "Two" echoes with another tap of the canvas, but the "three" will prove to be too hard to fight for for Tom Tyco pulls the official's body via the feet to diminish the count. The official quickly scowls at Tom on the outside while Toucan Sam finds a potential final second wind right away. The bird slips into the ring and shouts "FRUIT ROLL-UP PIN, HAHAHA!" while Roll-Up pinning the unsuspecting Adam Senton. The referee catches wind of the goofy, false-seto words flowing from the peak and jumps back to the canvas to do a pin count again! As he reaches "Two," Adam kicks out. Sam's eyes widen to the size of cereal bowls, and he scrams while running out of energy on his way out of the ring. Tom slips into the ring where Adam lays in order to drive his raging right boot into the fallen champion's sternum. Suddenly, he falls flat next to Adam sliding his arms under Adam's pits. He tugs with all his might while wrapping his legs around Adam's mid-section to perform the almighty No. 1 Special! This is the move with the hype right now, and this move is a very big reason why Tom has been winning matches lately. Not being able to commit the move to Indystar at the PPV ruined him because he came into the match with a one track mind to use that move, but the Man-Beast now knows he must do all he can and not rely on that move to finish matches all the time. Never the less, the move is committed, and Tom could get the champion to tap away his Hardcore Championship belt. Will the submission hold be enough to claim victory? Stay tuned. |
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| Deano White | May 17 2008, 05:56 PM Post #9 |
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With the title change almost set in stone, Damon White emerges from the flanks to break up the hold with a leg drop on the back of Tom Tyco. Tom looks on with disbelief as the second generation superstar puts a spanner in the works for his double title dreams, as the Man-Beast begins to get to his feet Damon stays one step ahead by nailing him with an iron sending Tyco back where he came from. White’s face lights up with hope and relief as this action packed match is once again anybody’s, White grabs the head of Tyco continuing his savage assault by smashing the household iron repeated times off the skull of Tyco. Dean’s spawn crawls on his knees and tries a sneaky schoolboy pin, the referee begins his count one…two… however just before the referee can put the final nail in the coffin for White JR Tha Bunny rises to his feet to dropkick Damon to even out the playing field once again. White is reeling and begins an entertaining cartoon-esque pursuit of the naughty bunny, White however runs straight into a trap as Toucan Sam breaks a framed portrait of Kanye West over the head of White which sends the mixed raced maestro crashing headfirst to the ring canvas. As Toucan Sam begins body-popping the other mascot involved in the match, Tha Bunny brings his celebrations to an abrupt halt by playing 50 Cent on a boom box. In a battle of West Side and Teeth Side Tha Bunny and Toucan Sam begin to grapple each other for the boom box, out of nowhere yet another man in a suit runs to the ring dressed as a dog with a bucket of water in his clutches. The warring mascots pause with both of them with their mits on the boom box soon after the dog comes crawling to the ring with his sights firmly glued on his two furry brethrens, the dog nods his head and pours the bucket of water over the boom box to fry the Tweety Pie and Sylvester. With the Looney Tunes out of his way the Dog starts to hump a recovering Adam Senton a shocked Senton pushes the dog to the ground to reveal his true identity non other than Snoop Dogg! As Adam finally gets up he clocks the identity of his molester with a deadpan look on his face. Senton falls to his feet and starts hallucinating in the middle of the ring and starts to shout “I see black people! Senton finally snaps out of his little episode he whistles which brings out four midgets suited and booted in KKK gear. Dogg barks which brings out dwarfed actors Tony Cox and different stroke’s Gary Coleman. A gang fight breaks out in the outside of the ring between Snoop and his puppies against Adam Senton and the KKK. Back in the ring Damon and Tom get back up one by one, Damon and Tom forge a stand off and each man picks his weapon Tom picks up Tyco toys product a tickle me Elmo, Damon picks up a snickers chocolate bar. Each man begins to approach each other with there foreign objects however out of nowhere Mr T comes charging down the ring, Damon knows what T wants so he throws the snickers bar to Tyco which he man beast catches it putting himself at risk and it proves to be the case with Mr T charges at him by getting some nuts a very painful experience for Tyco as he falls to the canvas. Mr T and Damon lock eyes with T saying smoke the fool brother. Damon in total control now grabs a bowling ball and hits a strike by throwing it straight at Tyco’s already sore nuts. Damon pulls Tyco away from the ropes and goes for the pin. The referee goes for his count. 1… 2... …? Donny: What a match! Johnny: The crowd are going nuts! Spike Adamle: Damian has got his game on, can he get the pinball! |
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| Serial | May 17 2008, 05:58 PM Post #10 |
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As the moronic comments from an imaginary announcer are complete, the ref’s hand drops for what could be the third time.Unfortunately for the second generation superstar, the hardcore title as well as hopes for a victory shatters alongside a light tube across the back of his thick skull. The cause of the break was none other than the ultra violent princess, Sakura Jackknife. The Bloody babe clasps onto another light tube, this time breaking it in half on her own. With the two halves of glass in her grasp, she swipes the sharp point of one half across the back of the rainbow raced athlete. Cries of pain yelp from the mouth of Damon as the fans continue to buy souvenirs and popcorn. Arena Mexico which normally holds Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre on Friday evenings is above the garbage wrestling that is taking place. But there is no low that Vegeta will not stoop to in order to get people to watch. Anyone remember the garbage main event that was Julio Guerrera versus Adam Senton? That was Vegeta’s work. So as the audience question why they came, the femme fatale smashes one half of the light tube into the bareback of El Hijo de Blanco. The pain is too much for Damon and he immediately rolls to the outside of the ring, where there are Mexicans dressed as doctors ready to help him. Jackknife turns her attention to another future victim, that being a person who is a hated rival of her maestro, Indystar. It would be with great pleasure to Indy if she could take him out… permanently. As Sakura scurries towards the current Hardcore Champion, the Canadian cleverly uses her momentum against her, knocking her to the mat with a drop toe hold. Unfortunately for the crazy bitch of death and catastrophe, she collapsed face first into the light tube she was so focused on using on Senton. High pitched cries of horror ring through the ears of the few fans who are actually watching this bout. The former luchador goes towards the nearest incapacitated body and makes the cover, looking to put an end to this human horror film. The nearest body is toasted almost to a crisp, with the remains being that of Tha Bunny. He hooks the leg and makes the cover. The referee plummets to the mat, and begins the count, hopefully concluding this under card contest. UUNNNOOO DDDOOOSSS!!!! Luckily for Tha Bunny the count is broken, by the unlikeliest of allies… his eternal enemy, “Toucan” Son of Sam. The Colorful Combatant grabs the Billy Kidman imposter by his head and lifts him to his feet. Whether Senton owed Toucan money or what the reason were are unknown, but what is certain is that Adam received a bitchslap like no other before him. The backhand slap or “WINGSLAP!” as the Original Cereal Killer calls it was enough to drop Senton like he was hot. Not wanting to be the victim of any more damage, the Hardcore Champion rolls to the outside of the squared circle. With no other contestants left in the ring, the match has for the time being, come down to two costumed contestants. It is as if the match has gone full circle. It began with the two fighting to a finish, and now in the closing moments of the match, it has come down to the pair of future hall of famers. The two gladiators circle the ring as ash settles down to the canvas. These men have come close to death in this bout, and now one will experience glory. Tha Bunny immediately goes for a huge right hand, but misses. The momentum is enough to cause the Cotton tailed Competitor to spin out like in Mario Kart, and that is all the opening “Toucan” Son of Sam needed. He proceeds to grab Tha Bunny by his head, looking to snapmare him, but instead drops forward causing Bunny’s head to smash into the mat via Snapmare Driver!!! Johnny: Bunny’s been Keel Bill’d!!!! Sam makes the cover hoping to make himself a two time Hardcore Champion. The referee slides down and begins the count once again… UUNNNOOO!!! DDOOOOSSSSS!!!! Will it be enough? OOC: 15R. In the event of a dispute over two RPs being posted at the 'same time', the author of the second RP will have ONE additional hour to make the appropriate ammendments to his RP to maintain continuity; even past the final deadline. Thanks Dean.
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| Vegeta | May 19 2008, 12:04 AM Post #11 |
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3!!! DING DING DING! Announcer: Winner of this bout and NEW Hardcore Champion, "TOUCAN" SON OF SAM! Sam slowly rises to his feet while the referee grabs his arm and raises it into the air. He's handed the title as PWA cuts to a commercial break! |
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