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Insanity Episode 165; Rio Olympic Arena; Rio de Janeiro
Topic Started: May 19 2008, 11:18 PM (216 Views)
Thomas Driver
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MAIN EVENT
Intercontinental Title Match

Serial vs. Sully vs. Indystar

Non-Title Match
Kyle Rieger vs. Streetz

Razer vs. Deadpool

Non-Title Match
Tommy Dragon vs. AleXtreme

Damon White vs. Rex Haraway

Non-Title Match
Tom Tyco vs. C-Drama
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Deadpool
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The camera's roll to the back where Deadpool is getting ready for his match against Razer.

Deadpool is shown getting his gloves on and quickly sees the camera rolling in.

Deadpool:After my return at the 3 Hours of Power PPV, I said I was here to make an impact. I showed my stuff against the Thrasher and came up short, but the week after, I got a match against a current Tag Team champion. I was unable to fight back as well against such an opponent. But this week, it's different. I have a different mindset. Razer... a former World Champion... is going down. He will be my first step into claiming my first championship here in PWA. There will be nothing anyone can do to stop me!

Deadpool steps out of the room, about to go to the ring, and he sees AleXtreme in the hallway. The Extreme One looks at him and merely chuckles as he continues walking down the hallway.
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Kyle The Freak Rieger
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*The camera fades back into Insanity with Mitchell Cole front and center. He's standing outside the boiler room, as always the makeshift office of Revolution Inc. He gets the signal from the camera operator and starts to speak.*

Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen this is a rare exclusive, I have been granted a sit down interview with possibly the most hated man in the PWA right now. Kyle Rieger, is just beyond this door, and he extended an invitation to chat. Let's go inside.

*Cole opens the door with the camera following. The light inside is relatively dim, but a desk lamp illuminates the leader of Revolution Inc. sitting behind the desk normally occupied by Mario Woosey. The lovely Sarah Death Rey stands behind him, rubbing his shoulders. The live arena starts to boo at the current number one contender. Mitchell Cole takes a seat facing the desk.*

Kyle: Ahhh, Mr. Cole right on time, I like that, heck you impress me today I might offer you a job as Revolution Inc.'s official interviewer.

Cole: Wasn't that Mario's job?

Kyle: Mario is now our superagent, don't you read the press releases we send out. He's too busy with tasks like that right now.

Cole: Well first Kyle...

Kyle: Mr. Rieger, I treated you with respect, the least you can do is the same for me.

Cole: Well I find it very hard to treat you with respect right now. But Mr. Rieger, how do you explain the actions that occurred in the finals of Three Hours of Power?

*Kyle takes out a pack of cigarettes, he pulls two out of the pack, pulls out his zippo, lights both, and passes one to his girl. He offers one to Mitchell, but he declines.*

Kyle: Well I'll set the story up for you. I knew Serial and I could steal the show with our match. It was a tough brutal affair, and I'm surprised neither of us ended up in the hospital. We fought hard, and we showed our chops so to speak. No offense to our world champion, but Serial and I had the best match on the card. But in the back of my head, going in to it all, I knew he'd come out. He'd try to sully the glory that we both created, and interject himself into a place where he had no business. Vegeta didn't need to be there, he didn't need to bring his son there. He could've just had Piccie Smalls come in with the trophy, that's supposed to be his job as commissioner, and awarded it to me. Instead Vegeta comes out and tries to hog our spotlight. “That was one of the finest matches I've ever seen.” He's damn right about that, because it was two men working their asses off to win. It wasn't some bullshit beaten up for twenty minutes, Superkick or Kliq Edge to win. It was wrestling, spelled W-R-E-S-T-L-I-N-G, that made the crowd happy. I knew he was going to do it, so I was ready. It felt so good taking off that mask, and showing him the man he admired was the man he also drove away from the company nine months ago. I was more than happy to show him in the months prior that the men he helped cast away from his clutches were better than he thought. And it way my pleasure to take out that injured leg, and break it once again. Rule number one, never show thy weakness. He showed it, I took advantage, and my only regret is that he's not crippled for life. He's just lucky that security got there in time.

Cole: You do realize that most of the wrestling world hates you for the actions that you've done.

Kyle: People hated Hitler, but they cannot argue that he got the job done. He took a country that our own government helped destroy post World War I, and turned it into a superpower in a few short years. I didn't create Revolution Inc. for the fans, I did it for the under appreciated talent, I did it for the money that I knew we would make, and I did it for the watchers of wrestling who were sick and tired of the same old bullshit week after week. My group, my allies, we've been able to do what few groups have done in the history of the company, truly overtake the PWA. Like The Dynasty, The Brawlers, and The Forsworn before us, we've been dominant.

Cole: I find it funny that you mention those stables, because they contain many of the “Cancerous” members as you like to put it, in PWA history?

Kyle: I will recognize talent and history where I see it. Those groups did dominate the company. I may not like the men in them, but I respect the ideas and the roads they paved for me. The Brawlers, that group had every member in it evolve into top talent, which is what Revolution Inc. has done for its members. The Dynasty, that was an all star faction, that just overtook the company. That was my vision when I founded my group. The Forsworn, they shifted the structure of the company and overtook everything, which is what Revolution Inc. is doing now. WAR, we could've done it if Julio Guerrera didn't decide to become a typical lazy Mexican. And lets not forget though, that I was doing this when I first joined the company. I bring it up a lot, but The Revolution, Myself, Razer, Deception, Zach Pendergrass, Moltar, all members grew and evolved, and three world champions out of it, soon to be a fourth. The difference is my members are fresh because they've been given the chance. Vegeta, Triple Six, Steele, these men may be household names, but so is garbage, and it stinks after its been sitting around for too long.

*Kyle Snuffs out his smoke in the ash tray, and immediately lights up another. It seems odd for a wrestler in the condition he is in to smoke, but he does it without a care.*

Cole: I've got to ask you though, What is up with these personalities. The Cardinal Sin, The Deamon, what happened, where's The Freak?

Kyle: Well I tried to explain this last week, but I'll explain it again. As you might remember I've struggled with Bipolar Disorder in the past. My getting treatment for it revealed to doctors that there are really four minds living in my brain. You're talking right now with Kyle Rieger, the business man, some may call me greedy, some may call me an asshole, but when it comes to business he gets the job done. The Freak is my more bipolar side. He can be funny, he can be mean, and he enjoys a good time. He is still retired, if a match comes along where in my head I feel he'll be useful, he'll come out again. When I say something, I tend to mean it, I stated after losing to Vegeta that my career, meaning The Freak's, meant nothing and he quit. For you fans that remember watching me when I was an eighteen year old rookie, wrestling in the UWF, you might remember that Razer and Myself, truly defined what Hardcore was. The Deamon is the evolution of that, mixing Hardcore, Brawling, Submissions and Speed. He doesn't care what it takes to win, as long as he does win. I brought him back because Tommy and I thought Razer would be gone longer than expected, and we'd need a new heavy hitter. I had already been training myself to come back, and you might have noticed I dropped a good deal of weight from when I left.

Cole: Yes, from the beginning of Revolution Inc. you looked like a tag partner to either Koda or Hellfire, and I'd say by April you looked like a changed man.

Kyle: Indeed, I think that's why Tommy told me we needed a heavy hitter. He saw me hitting the weights, working in the ring, and spending good portions of my off time retraining myself. That's how he emerged, he'd been sheltered and waiting, and I unleashed him upon the company. Now The Cardinal Sin, we'll go back to Ground Zero 2003, The Dynasty vs. Xtreme Nation, Wargames. If you all out there recall I had retired at this point, and became manager for Zach Pendergrass and Moltar. Wrath, Metal, and Oakster begged me to come back for one match, they needed me to round out there team. They knew for one, nobody knew Razer or Darkside better than I, and two I would want some retribution on P.Y. At the end of the match though, I was stuck, in the middle of the ring, getting my kneecap broken, and my right leg crippled by Steele. Who was outside watching all this, Vegeta. He could've called security sooner, he could've even run in for the save, but he just watched. That was the moment I knew if I ever came back I'd do the same to him what he helped have done to me. The Cardinal Sin, he would rather Reign in Hell, than Serve in Heaven. He will cripple anyone in his way if need be. And he's going to help cleanse the entire company, one wrestler at a time.

Cole: Sort of ominous talking about each in the third person. I kind of believe the multiple personalities. This one is kind of personal, since I lost some change on this but, did you know the wrestlers had a pool going on who would be under the mask. Names flew out, a lot of people bet on Razer expecting to get a small payday. I think Pendergrass, Awesome Anthony, Joel Cinder, Darkside, a few escaped convicts, Tommy Dragon, Triple Six, hell even Vegeta were thrown out as names. Bman was the only one who guessed you and he won a whole bunch of money.

Kyle: I did hear about that, I might have sent one of the cronies to bet on me, but then I realized, people would immediately think it was me because say Mario bet on it. I also only shared the secret with four other people, I didn't want it to leak out to anyone else, and I'm happy to say that it did not. Tommy didn't even tell Casey, Razer just loved the idea of the false hope it was him, Sarah, well my baby she wouldn't say a word because that's our bond. And Tyler Snow, if he would've revealed it to anyone, well lets just say that my Bill Gates endorsed fifth freedom card would've come into play. But he did a great job, and fooled everyone from Johnny and Donny, to Vegeta, to even my own allies in Revolution Inc. And you know what's even better, none of my allies in the domination of the PWA were mad about the lie that I told them. They were all happy that Kyle Rieger was back in the ring, and taking people out.

Cole: Well you say none of your members were mad about the lie, that isn't exactly true. Lets go back to Three Hours of Power you made the big reveal, took of the Rorschach style mask, and beat down Vegeta as we've mentioned. Serial walked out on your group at the PPV, what about what happened with Serial the next night?

Kyle: Serial made his own choice. He chose to jump off a luxury cruise sailing into the sunset, to get aboard the Titanic right after it hit the iceberg. I still don't understand it, there was a man that I respected for his in ring ability, and his no nonsense mentality. I remember when I heard that Vegeta told him after he won the Intercontinental Title “I really don't think you deserve it.” He did deserve it, he earned every spot he ever got, and thats why I made him the offer, so he could be bred into the future of wrestling. Instead the man stabs me in the back, and makes a big fuss out of this *Kyle reaches into a drawer and pulls out The Deamon's mask.* Yes, I did unmask, yes I know in Mexico that is a sin. You know who unmasked themselves as well, El Santo, the Mexican Hero did it. Serial, I'm telling you right here and now, I'll continue to wear this mask as long as The Deamon lingers in my head. You won't stop me, nobody will stop me. This mask is the cloud of hatred that lingers in my head, and it will always be brewing for you. Believe me when I say to you, I'm not finished yet.

*Kyle puts his cigarette out yet again and lights two more for him and Sarah. He once again offers to Cole, but he refuses again. Kyle lets the smoke rest between his missing front teeth, causing the interviewer to cringe slightly. Kyle and Sarah laugh, and after an exhale give each other a kiss.*

Cole: Well also at Three Hours of Power, your good friend, and some would even consider him your golden boy Tommy Dragon beat Kendo. With your help no less. I personally was shocked you even made your way back into the building, and why would you resort to such low tactics?

Kyle: Low tactics, hardly. Kendo is another man who chose to turn his back on the men who were willing to take a shot on him. Without Revolution Inc. Kendo would be slumming it up in his ghetto because he wouldn't have gotten another PWA contract. He decided that he'd rather get one title opportunity, than become rich, powerful, and get many down the line. PWA shot itself in the foot giving him that shot, look at what happened the weeks before the PPV, he lost every single match. How is that deserving of a number one contender. Meanwhile I won my three Three Hours of Power matches on Insanity, I won the finals at the PPV, I earned my shot. The company will try to resort to any level to stop the Revolution, and all it got them was egg on their face. I was back in the arena because I had a front row seat, they couldn't stop me from being there. And Mario and I set out to prove a point against Kendo, don't fuck with the Revolution, because we don't take shit, we dish it back out. I will admit I did enjoy the time spent with him. But as I spent more with Kendo I realized one thing, we both came up on the streets, the only difference is I made myself into a respectable member of society, he turned himself into a walking talking stereotype. When I go visit my old stomping grounds, donating money to build schools and hire teachers so the less fortunate youths have a chance to grow. Helping build state of the art housing projects, where people can live rent free, save their money, and become more productive. People look to me as evil, but I help out my community. Kendo says he does the same thing, but all he does his help prolong racist feelings towards minorities. If he wants to act that way, then I was glad to treat him that way. Cuffing him with no reason, and letting him get screwed by “THE MAN.” He brought it upon himself.

Cole: So you are admitting it was a setup?

Kyle: If you want to call it that, then I guess yeah, it was. But as I stated before he deserved all that he got. He shouldn't have gotten that match, hell he didn't even wrestle for contendership or hold the Intercontinental belt thus making him number one contender. And then last week, the man should be arrested for assault for what he tried to do to Tommy Dragon. He brought a knife into the ring with intent to permanently scar or injure him. That's not right in the least bit. If you condone that in response to what we did, that you are very callow. That's the difference in situation, all we did was restrain Kendo, non violently I must add, to prove a point. He just went insane, and was out for blood. If he isn't suspended for this violation in the rules of the PWA, then this company will just be proving how hypocritical it is of itself. I will have you know that my lawyer Thomas Niggart will be filing a restraining order of Kendo for Tommy Dragon, Mario Woosey, Myself, Casey, Sarah Death Rey, and Allison Reality because I know those are the six people he would have the most potential to attack. And if he attempts to harm any other members of my group, then more restraining orders will follow.

Cole: Well lets talk about the man you will face at Summer of Sin, some have criticized his title reign for being one of a cheater. We can go back to Massacre, when he needed help from Serial, his first appearance as a member of Revolution Inc. to beat P.Y. And of course there is his title defense at Three Hours of Power, which we discussed. Can't Tommy Dragon win on his own?

Kyle: Cole, you know you sure show a lot of bias towards the PWA, whomever it may be. If I might refresh your memory Tommy Dragon accepted the stipulation of Revolution Inc. barred from ringside even with the favor it showed P.Y. If you remember Rex Hardaway was still allowed to stand outside the ring, and the slime that he tried to interject himself into the match a few times. But the ref kept his eye on him and did his job well. Until the end, when Rex, realizing that my charge had the match won, took the referee out of the ring and tried to take The Patron Saint out with a steel chair. He knocked him silly, I won't deny that. But he and The British Monster should've known I always have a trump card. I had Serial just waiting outside that curtain for the bullshit to happen, because face it, we all know P.Y. and his scum of a Mario Woosey clone wouldn't be against cheating to win. The moment I saw the ref downed, I sent him out to even up the odds. Turnabout is fair play, and an eye for an eye is what I see fit. One chair shot for another, the Ref didn't see either, and he cannot call what he cannot see. So what you consider cheating there I consider evening the odds.

*Kyle puts out the cigarettes yet again, the interview is going longer than either Mitchell or Kyle and Sarah imagined. The fans in the arena may not understand the words being said, but at houses around America the TV screens are being stared at by wrestling fans large and small. This is a side of Kyle Rieger that most have never seen, candid, open honest, and some find it enlightening. Most still are adamant in their hatred of him, but a few have seen the light so to speak. This small group, slowly understand and agree with the ideas he's stating. The movement of followers of the Revolution appears will grow this evening.*

Cole: Alright, you might have justification for that, but Tommy hasn't exactly been a clean champ, what about when he faced Serial in Kendo's Pick Your Poison match. He got pinned for the first time all year, and our current tag champs The Disciples of Revolution Inc., as they are now known, beat down Serial after the win. What is the story there?

Kyle: Serial shouldn't have accepted the match in the first place. Thats easy to say, that was one of our problems with him, I could never really tell which side he was on. So I sent out my Twin Towers of Terror to deal with him and Kendo. Kendo to soften him up, and Serial to beat some respect into him. You've got to respect the champ, and the big gun of our group. At the time he didn't, and then at the end of it all, he still didn't.

Cole: You say he shouldn't have accepted, how could he have done that. Tommy had to face whomever Kendo chose, he chose the Intercontinental Champion, and The Protested Hero did what no one else this year has, he beat Tommy Dragon. That was a huge victory for him, and gave him a lot of momentum going into Three Hours of Power.

Kyle: Yeah and look who won Three Hours of Power, you can look him right in the eyes at this moment. Serial could've faked an injury, he could've used the portal and gone some place no one could find him, unless its for something important, like the Three Hours of Power tournament because keeping the contendership in Revolution Inc. just to spite the PWA was important, where Serial had to fight myself and Koda, he shouldn't have fought. Flat out.

Cole: Alright but what about last week, The Cardinal Sin and The Patron Saint, The Sons of Light as you prefer to be called, cheated to try and gain a victory. And what ended up happening, you got clocked by your own partner, after a delay when Kendo ducked, and because of him hitting you, Kendo was able to pull the knife on Tommy.

Kyle: We didn't cheat, we bent the rules, and we used our brains and our brawn. Kendo tries to throw us off our game by hurling Tommy into me, I watched the tape. He wanted us to argue so he could be sneaky and not face Tommy like a man. So I decided if he wanted to use partner against partner, I would be free to, hell its Serial's own fault that he got bated into the ring. It's Kendo's idiocy that had him not keep one eye on me. And because Kirk Fitzpatrick cannot determine what a tag is when his back is turned, I was able to enter the ring. So when you look at it my way, It is everybody's fault besides ours. And the chair, you have to remember who brought it into play. Kendo, he tried to hit Tommy with it because we're just too good a team, and he was frustrated with what a performance we were putting on. He hit the referee, and it dissolved from there. I was upset with the no contest ruling, because everything that happened was our opponents fault. They hit the ref, with a chair no less, that is an instant disqualification. He brought a chair into the match and tried to hit Tommy, that's an instant disqualification. But no, instead of that, even after he brings in the knife, its no contest, which is a blemish on our records. I'm sorry but if you don't follow me on those counts you are just ignorant.

Cole: Yes, but you ducked one part of my question. Around the would people saw it, Kendo ducked, and it appeared that Tommy Dragon hesitated and still swung the chair after that. Do you think he intentionally hit you?

Kyle: You are being adamant on this one Mr. Cole, you want the truth, you want to know what I really think. I seriously have no idea if it was accidental, or if it was on purpose. Maybe in his head he was thinking, “I can start to wear down Kyle this week.” Maybe he tried to stop when Kendo ducked down, but it just didn't happen and the chair was swung anyway. He could've still been dazed from Serial's Cryptochoke, that can happen, loss of blood flow and oxygen to the brain. It might have affected him more than he let on, hell a lesser man might have tapped. Instead PWA's Personal Jesus had the ring savvy to turn it into a bridged pin, and get out. There is that lingering thought in the back of my head, because I would be a bigger liar than I already am if I didn't say this. There's that lingering thought that Tommy did to it on purpose because he's threatened by myself. Looking into the past, my head is a little foggy, I don't remember every match I've ever had, but I believe Tommy and I have only been on opposite sides of the ring one time. Sponsored by the Letter K and P.Y., back in the WAR days, vs. Piccie Smalls and Heaven and Hell, or Sparkle Motion and Showtime. That match Kalevala and I got to see Julio Guerrera run in and cost us a match that we could've won. Hell P.Y. was about six inches from the tag to me. I don't know what would've happened if I would've gotten in with Tommy there at the end. But I will say that night was one of the times when my respect for him grew, P.Y. gets in there with him, he didn't back down, he took it to him, and was beating him. At the end of the match Kalevala and I, some might remember this, we told Julio to man the fuck up, that if he was going to lead us, he'd have to be a leader. I still don't know why I believed he changed and let him in as part of Revolution Inc. that was just a bad call. But I'm on a tangent, I can't go inside Tommy's head, I don't know what he was thinking, all I know is that most likely it was just a mistake. I can't make a big deal out of it, because everyone makes them.

Cole: Well lets continue with this line, what do you feel is your current position in the pecking order? Do you think you deserve a title shot?

Kyle: Do I deserve one, I won Three Hours of Power, that's enough said. No wait, I didn't win, I dominated Three Hours of Power, I killed Black Dragon, I destroyed Adam Senton, and AleXtreme didn't even have a prayer. Then in the finals, I dismantled Serial. Hell, if he didn't have such amazing will to win, it would've been a five minute match just like the others. He tried his damnedest, he fought for twenty five of the hardest minutes of my career, but I still put him down. And I still believe the only way he could've pinned The Deamon is with his upset special. Now as for credentials, well at the Massacre Rumble I did win the Hardcore title, I may not have left with it, but I came out looking like no damage was done whatsoever. In the tourney I beat at the time The Hardcore and half of the tag champs in Adam Senton. Black Dragon another former Hardcore and Tag Champ. No body can doubt AleXtreme's talent, hell he beat Kendo in the week prior to his match to me. Serial, current Intercontinental champion, in most companies they're considered a number one contender to the title. I'm just that fucking good at what I do. I'd like to see anybody, be it Piccie Smalls, Vegeta, anyone in power to tell me I'm not deserving of a World Title Shot. I have been, and will continue to dominate the PWA in the months to come.

Cole: Well Tom Tyco, a foe of yours for a long period in your return back last year is still here, Sully has shown some great skill he beat your friend Hellfire for the Commonwealth title. There's Streetz the current Commonwealth champion, you can't underestimate Kendo, even your Revolution Inc. members could pose a threat.

Kyle: Tyco, I've dealt with enough bullshit with that guy, I spit blood in his face, he whines and cries like a little bitch, and I get screwed out of my chance in the Three Hours of Power finals last year. Sully, anyone calling themselves perfect, unless their name is Curt Henning, usually is lying. This week I've got Streetz, non-title naturally. PWA is worried that I'll take away all their gold, I think that stipulation alone tells you what they think of what I can do against him. Kendo is just a psycho who needs to be institutionalized, not inside a ring. And as for my fellow members of Revolution Inc. I really can't say, other than unless its needed to be done, we won't mix it up in the ring. That's my stance as leader, thats what I believe, and hopefully they understand that.

Cole: Well if you don't want to mix it up with your fellow members, then why are you facing Tommy Dragon. Wouldn't you just decline the match, and let him continue being champ?

Kyle: Well, I could do that, but it would violate the Three Hours of Power rules, winner must face the champ at Summer of Sin. That's what has to be done, and I will be there, I will not run, I will not hide, I will stand face to face in the center of the ring against my friend, ally, tag team partner, and the man who holds the greatest prize in wrestling today. I know if the scenario was switched, he would be standing there, waiting to face me. You know I look at Tommy, I see a lot of myself, with a few tweaks. Tommy stuck it out here, throughout all the bullshit he was put through. From basically being made a joke of when he teamed with Piccie Smalls. Teaming with the man I helped make, and Vegeta turned into a PWA golden boy, Zach Pendergrass. When he allied with his mortal enemy Showtime for the good of the company, to try and stop WAR. He stayed through everything, and he never got the opportunity that everyone around him got. He never got the shot at, how Ric Flair puts it, the ten pounds of gold. He wasn't good enough, oh Triple Six came back never mind maybe in a few months, oh we're going to have a non title match between these two, I don't think you're ready yet Tommy, hey just keep up the funny things with Piccie. He stood around and heard all the bullshit, all the lies, everything that the PWA does to a man like him who just wanted a shot to say, this is what I can do. People sometimes ask me, how did you guys land Tommy Dragon, that's huge. I always say back, I would've been shocked if he didn't come aboard. You know what happens next, Revolution Inc. takes everybody out, Vegeta's already been injured, Triple Six and Steele leave, Piccie Smalls decides to become the commish, Showtime, Oakster, and Organon are already gone, and P.Y. and Rex Hardaway crippled my good friend Razer. Vegeta and Piccie are scrambling, somebody has to face P.Y., they give the spot to Tommy. It's a spot he should've been in years ago, and he takes down the monster, wins the belt, and proves to everyone of those who left, he did deserve it.

Cole: But as we've already discussed Mr. Rieger, he did it with Serial's help. And furthermore....

Kyle: Mr. Cole I wasn't finished. But when I saw that win, all it did for me was bring up some bad bad memories. I said that I see a lot of myself in Tommy, but where he stuck it out, I left. We brought up when Steele tried to cripple me for life, so I won't mention it again. We'll go in the wayback machine, the last UWF card we ever had. I didn't know the company was going to fold, but it did. Me and Andrew Law Jr., the last two men in the UWF rumble for the belt. He cheats with the help of one of my mentors, Joel Cinder, and becomes the last champion. So in my former home, I never got to raise that gold in the air. I deserved it, I should've won it, but I got fucked out of the only belt I never held there. Now lets go to the PWA, Three Hours of Power 2003, I was in the same situation. Wrath and Twisted Metal were in the finals of the Tournament, most everyone else way tied up with different matches. But they didn't have anyone to face P.Y. so what do they do, they put me in there with the Monster. I will not lie when I say he beat me from pillar to post, but I also am not lying when I say there were quite a few times when I nearly got the win on him. We wrestled a very hard fought match, and you know what happens at the end. After he pins me, he has to attack my girlfriend at the time. Nikki, Tigress as the people out there might remember, he Chokeslammed her. She didn't ask for it, she just wanted to see if I was ok, and he did that. I retired, I didn't want to have my wrestling cause harm to her. Then they call me back for Wargames, and I got damn near crippled. Three years later Julio Guerrera calls me, tells me the company is ripe for the picking, we can take over. What happens, most everyone he's recruited bails on WAR, except Kalevala and I. We carry the group to greatness, while he uses my money to have P.Y. join. The same man who made me so sick to my stomach that I quit. Great move there Julio, way to alienate your monetary source. Finally Kalevala and I get fed up and we're ready to leave, I've never told this story before, but I got a call from of all people Vegeta. He tells me to convince Kalevala and myself to stay in the group, and we'll get the opportunities we've deserved. What does he do, he puts us against each other in a number one contenders match. He doesn't consider us both worthy of a title shot, only one of us deserves it. He had us stay together with men we hated, because it made him money. Kalevala and I had one of the greatest matches in either of our careers, and he won the shot. Only to lose to Triple Six in his opportunity. I couldn't take the company anymore, I knew I'd be leaving after the Dog Collar Match with Vegeta, because my mental health wasn't quite there. And now here I am, going in the hunt for the world title again, I've been waiting for this shot for five years. I may have left the company a few times, but that was because I needed to. It feels kind of funny, like Tommy and I are the only two guys left, that we're getting put together because there is nothing left. It is my chance, it is what I have wanted for just over five years now. I may have to fight Tommy Dragon, but it could be anyone, Triple Six, P.Y., Vegeta, Steele, Piccie Smalls, my buddy Razer, Tom Tyco, Bman, I really could care less who I have to fight. I'm glad the belt will remain in the hands of Revolution Inc. But I will not relent, I will not stop, I will show no mercy nor any weakness. The World Title, the gold that I have lusted for for my entire wrestling career, will end up in my hands, and after the match is done. I will pick Tommy Dragon up, I will extend my hand to him, and hopefully everything will be the same after I win the gold from him. People may say I'm cocky, people may think I'm arrogant with that statement, but I know, this is my destiny, and I will walk out of the Summer of Sin, having people showing me The Sin of Envy when I carry with me The PWA World Title. I've said my piece, We've taken up enough of the fans time, Mr. Cole please vacate my office because Mario has some work to do, and I need to get ready for my match.

*Kyle rises from his chair and makes a threatening look to the camera. Mitchell Cole and the cameraman realize they've got another feature to shoot and make a quick exit out of the boiler room. Mitchell stops the cameraman from running away however, so they can get a good ending*

Cole: Well ladies and gentlemen, that was an exhaustive interview. But I think we all saw a side of Kyle Rieger that few see, not as a character or as he refers to it personality like The Freak or The Deamon, we saw him as himself. He held nothing back, and quite honestly he was truly candid about his thoughts. I'm glad we got an exclusive interview, and this is Mitchell Cole signing off.
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The arena lights fade, with it, fading the knowledge of the arena crowd. Usually they would know what superstar is heading to the ring in an instant, but on this occasion, everybody is overcome by the emotion of confusion. They sit in bewilderment, staring at the ramp as the sounds of synthesisers play over the PA system, leading towards a typical heavy guitar riff. With it spills the opening riff of “The New Cult King” by Mushroomhead. Still, no clues are given as to whose music this is – but once a spotlight drops onto the top of the ramp, the crowd’s questions are answered: Welcome to the arena Rex Haraway.

JOHNNY: “Looks like our so-called ‘saviour’ got himself a new ring entrance.”
DONNY: “And a new jacket, too. Don’t be forgetting the jacket.”

Their words are true, but one thing that the Thunders have failed to notice is the huge bag that Rex drags behind him, barely in sight. Everybody saw him hauling the object through the back, earlier in the evening; is he now going to reveal what is inside? With a microphone in his other hand, it looks as though he just might. The spotlight remains upon His Rexcellencey as he draws the object to his lips …

REX: “Ladies and Gentlemen, let me cut straight to the chase by asking you all a simple question – where were you? Where were you when the most historical event ever to have occurred in our lifetime unfolded? Were you at work? Were you in bed? Were you somewhere that you in fact wish you were not? I’ll tell you where you were: you were – unfortunately, may I add – in fact right here in Mexico City.”

Despite his attitude, the crowd take the generic route and cheer for the mention of their hometown. Rex grimaces, but is soon able to pull himself together and continue.

REX: “That’s right. You were all here in Mexico City, witnessing what is undoubtedly the greatest thing to have ever happened in the history of this planet. No, I’m not talking about the World Cup, I’m talking about what I’ve got here in this bag. This thing is going to revolutionise the world over. This is going to change your lives, for the better. And what is ‘this’ that I talk about? I shall leave you in the darkness no longer - ”

Rex turns to his bag, opening it up to pull out a book. It seems the bag is full to the brim of these novels – but what the hell is it?

REX: “This, ladies and gentlemen, is going to chance the world. This is -”

Haraway holds up the book with one hand, as the audience fall into a lulled silence, except those who shout out “Sparta” out of a force of habit.

REX: “The Book of Rexodus.”

What was once a crescendo turns into a diminuendo. Seemingly expecting more, the crowd suddenly seem aggravated as they listen to what else Rex has to say.

REX: “This is an epic tale of how a man named Rex managed to lead a bunch of unfortunates from their miserable existence to the Mountain of Rexcellence, where, in return for their faithfulness, promised that he would provide them with external wealth, prosperity and, more importantly, a better life. Sound familiar? Well, it shouldn’t.”

Of course, everyone knows just what text Rex has ripped off. Their boos speak for thousands as His Rexcellencey continues to hold the book in the air.

REX: “You people – yes, you – are too in dire need of saving. Each and every one of you have becomes victims of society, conforming to the stereotypes that the world labels you as. You’re all lazy, probably due to the fact that you’ve tired yourselves out trying to jump over the border so many times. Am I right?”

Everybody is pissed. No surprises there.

REX: “Exactly – so unless you want to let the rest of the world think that you are just a bunch of burrito munching immigrants then stand up for yourselves. Accept me, Rex Haraway, as your saviour and embrace the Book of Rexodus. Here, Señorita –”

Midway down the ramp, Rex turns to a man standing by the barrier, wearing a sombrero.

REX: “You look like you could do with some help – and some soap for that matter. Take this book as a token of my gratitude and guide yourself towards a better life. You’re doing yourself no favours with this hat, but with this book comes a new beginning.”

After handing him a copy of his book, Rex grabs the hat from the man’s head, throwing it to the ground before he proceeds to stomp away at it viciously.

REX: “Be gone of this brand. You are nothing but yourself.”

About to walk up the ramp, Rex’s eye come across a sign nearby in the audience - in giant black marker pen is the word “MEXCELLENCE”, covering over a Mexican flag. Haraway leans over the barrier, snatching the sign from the guy holding it before he rips it up, again tossing it to the floor.

REX: “You shall not misuse the name of your saviour, Rex Haraway! Repent!”

Rex grabs a book from his bag, throwing it into the crowd and nailing the guy square in the face. It takes him to the floor, bringing forth an even louder round of boos from the crowd.

REX: “For those unfortunate not to receive a copy of this groundbreaking novel, copies can be purchased at your nearest merchandise stands as of this moment on. Everyone, do yourselves a favour and save yourself from yourselves. Accept Rex Haraway as your saviour!”

To the sound of his new music, Rex raises his arms up high, smirking amidst the thunderous boos raining down upon him.

JOHNNY: “So you’re telling me that he’s taken a book from the bible, hacked it, slashed it, torn it to pieces and pieced it back together with lies and slander? Dan Brown, I hope you are watching this carefully – because the name Rex Haraway is soon to be replacing your own beside Webster’s definition of ‘plagiarism’.”
DONNY: “Nice.”

The end clip merges into the scene of a monitor backstage, being watched by Rex Haraway himself. He takes a deep breath when the clip comes to an end, grabbing a copy of “The Book of Rexodus” from his side, before muttering the word.

REX: “Rexcellent.”

Before he can walk away, a backstage worker walks by his shot. Quickly, Rex pursues after him, waving his book in the air.

REX: “Excuse me, good sir. Have you accepted Rex as your personal saviour?”

His voice trails the further he walks off screen, leaving Monday Night Insanity to go to another commercial break.
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Bman comes out to the ring carrying six differently-colored flags! The fans cheer loudly for the aged man. He gets into the ring and grabs a mic.

Bman: Hellooooo Wisconsin! YOU READY TO ROCK?

The fans are confused, but chalk it up to scenility.

Bman: How 'bout these wrestlers eh? They pretty boring. I give them a 1 out of 6.

The fans don't have much of a reaction. They are rather enjoying themselves.

Bman: But, I'm back.

The fans cheer.

Bman: BACK TO TELL YOU ABOUT SIX FLAGS AMUSEMENT PARK. MORE FLAGS MORE FUN. SIX FLAGS.

Bman waves his six flags all the way up the ramp, leaving the ring area and then the arena.

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*Mitchell Cole is seen backstage running to the next segment he's supposed to conduct. He knows he'll be late after his interview with Kyle Rieger, so he's hustling along, trying to get there as fast as he can when both the cameraman and himself stop. Two men are in front of him that he's not normally accustom to seeing together. Mario Woosey is talking to AleXtreme, and it's looking like its the tail end of a little meeting.*

AleX: You're telling me I get all that, for this one little thing. All that money for almost no work whatsoever.

Mario: Indeed, hell I've seen the books, isn't that half of your yearly base?

AleX: You know normally I wouldn't agree to something like this, but with that much involved how the hell can I lose.

Mario: Good, good, I knew we could come out to some mutual understanding.

AleX: But how are we supposed to do this all, won't people wonder.

Mario: Just get yourself taped heavily, if people ask tell them you fell down a flight of stairs.

AleX: Alright then, well I'll see you out there.

*Mario looks up for a moment before giving his farewell. He sees Cole and the camera and immediately stops. He starts to run over and berate the filming.*

Mario: HEY YOU HAM AND EGGER, GET THAT CAMERA OUTTA HERE, THIS IS BULLSHIT, AND I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT. STOP FILMING.

*The Camera immediately goes black and we head back to the ring.*
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