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| boundless | Sep 24 2012, 09:48 PM Post #1 |
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Creeper - %n tried to hug a creeper Zombie - %n forgot the double tap and paid the price Skeleton - %n took an arrow to the knee Pigman - %n went to the wrong neighborhood Ghast - %n tried petting the nether kitty Silverfish - %n became maggot food Wolf - %n pet the puppy too hard Cat - %n Didn't get "No means no" Fell - %n Never heard of Icarus before. Drowning - %n thought they were Aquaman Burning - %n took "Disco Inferno" too seriously More after a cigarette |
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| boundless | Sep 24 2012, 10:02 PM Post #2 |
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Enderman - %n Had seven pages Slime - %n Forgot they multiplied EnderDragon - %n Forgot to use "Dragonrend" Suicide - %n Couldn't take life anymore Dispenser - %n Thought there was more bread Lava - %n Couldn't let go of their "Prescious" Player - %n1 struck down %n2 with their mighty %weaponname Suffocation in wall - %n Didn't enable "No-clip" |
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| Backy93 | Sep 24 2012, 10:04 PM Post #3 |
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Here's some I found online that I thought were funny: - %d took a leap of faith (Falling) - %a + %i = Dead %d (a= killer, i=weapon and d=person) (PvP) - %d became obsidian (Lava) - %d has an electrifying personality. (Electrified) - %d made a suitable ground. (Electrified) - %d apparently has an explosive personality (Explosion) - %d slept through bomb disposal class (Explosion) |
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| boundless | Sep 24 2012, 10:04 PM Post #4 |
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BONUS Server-smite - And to %n, God said no. |
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| LzyRob | Sep 24 2012, 10:04 PM Post #5 |
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Creeper - %n hugged a creeper too hard Dispenser - %n took an arrow to the knee Fire - %n became cremated Fall - %n took a leap of faith, and lost. Suffocate - %n forgot to breathe Lightning - %n fell victim to the wrath of Thor Suicide - %n felt suicide was their only option Starvation - %n ran out of food stamps Void - %n was free fallin' Explosion - %n forgot to duck and cover |
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| boundless | Sep 24 2012, 10:27 PM Post #6 |
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Spider - %n was trying to read what was in the web or Spider - %n said "Arachnophobia" was a terrible movie Edited by boundless, Sep 24 2012, 10:28 PM.
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| Backy93 | Sep 24 2012, 10:30 PM Post #7 |
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- %d pressed the big red button. (???) - %d fed a zombie (Zombie Death) - %d had a staring contest with a enderman... he lost (Enderman Death) - The ground hit %d too hard - %d broke rule 1 of Minecraft. (Suffocation or maybe lava) - %d has a weak pinky (Falling - Nova reference xD) - %d tried to eat the giant green jelly. It ate him. (Slime death) - %d did the Dead Man's Float (Drowning) - %d took a long walk off a short pier (Drowning - %d was caught in a thorny situation (Cactus) - %d forgot how to stop, drop and roll (Fire) - %d appears to have trodden upon a mine (Explosion) - %d made a new lawn crater (Creeper) - %d encountered an ectoplasmic anomaly (Slime) - %d was engulfed by a Gelatinous Cube (Slime) - %d was served with mint jelly (Slime) - %d made a major impact (Falling) - %d fought the Law of Gravity, and the Law won (Falling) - %a used %i to bag a wild %d (PvP) - %a is DOMINATING %d (PvP) - %d was Left 4 Dead (Zombie) - %d discovered Gold in the Nether (PigZombie) - %d died to a lousy rotten swine (PigZombie) - %d's spider-sense failed him (Spider) - %d was killed by an angry Magmar (Lava) - %d became one with the earth (Suffocation) - %d was Entombed (Suffocation) - %d discovered the dispenser was a spy. (dispenser) |
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