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Heroic Deaths!; You know, because dying wasn't cool enough.
Topic Started: Sep 24 2012, 09:48 PM (75 Views)
boundless
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Creeper - %n tried to hug a creeper
Zombie - %n forgot the double tap and paid the price
Skeleton - %n took an arrow to the knee
Pigman - %n went to the wrong neighborhood
Ghast - %n tried petting the nether kitty
Silverfish - %n became maggot food
Wolf - %n pet the puppy too hard
Cat - %n Didn't get "No means no"
Fell - %n Never heard of Icarus before.
Drowning - %n thought they were Aquaman
Burning - %n took "Disco Inferno" too seriously

More after a cigarette
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Enderman - %n Had seven pages
Slime - %n Forgot they multiplied
EnderDragon - %n Forgot to use "Dragonrend"
Suicide - %n Couldn't take life anymore
Dispenser - %n Thought there was more bread
Lava - %n Couldn't let go of their "Prescious"
Player - %n1 struck down %n2 with their mighty %weaponname
Suffocation in wall - %n Didn't enable "No-clip"
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Here's some I found online that I thought were funny:

- %d took a leap of faith (Falling)
- %a + %i = Dead %d (a= killer, i=weapon and d=person) (PvP)
- %d became obsidian (Lava)
- %d has an electrifying personality. (Electrified)
- %d made a suitable ground. (Electrified)
- %d apparently has an explosive personality (Explosion)
- %d slept through bomb disposal class (Explosion)

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BONUS

Server-smite - And to %n, God said no.
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Creeper - %n hugged a creeper too hard
Dispenser - %n took an arrow to the knee
Fire - %n became cremated
Fall - %n took a leap of faith, and lost.
Suffocate - %n forgot to breathe
Lightning - %n fell victim to the wrath of Thor
Suicide - %n felt suicide was their only option
Starvation - %n ran out of food stamps
Void - %n was free fallin'
Explosion - %n forgot to duck and cover
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Spider - %n was trying to read what was in the web
or
Spider - %n said "Arachnophobia" was a terrible movie
Edited by boundless, Sep 24 2012, 10:28 PM.
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- %d pressed the big red button. (???)
- %d fed a zombie (Zombie Death)
- %d had a staring contest with a enderman... he lost (Enderman Death)
- The ground hit %d too hard
- %d broke rule 1 of Minecraft. (Suffocation or maybe lava)
- %d has a weak pinky (Falling - Nova reference xD)
- %d tried to eat the giant green jelly. It ate him. (Slime death)
- %d did the Dead Man's Float (Drowning)
- %d took a long walk off a short pier (Drowning
- %d was caught in a thorny situation (Cactus)
- %d forgot how to stop, drop and roll (Fire)
- %d appears to have trodden upon a mine (Explosion)
- %d made a new lawn crater (Creeper)
- %d encountered an ectoplasmic anomaly (Slime)
- %d was engulfed by a Gelatinous Cube (Slime)
- %d was served with mint jelly (Slime)
- %d made a major impact (Falling)
- %d fought the Law of Gravity, and the Law won (Falling)
- %a used %i to bag a wild %d (PvP)
- %a is DOMINATING %d (PvP)
- %d was Left 4 Dead (Zombie)
- %d discovered Gold in the Nether (PigZombie)
- %d died to a lousy rotten swine (PigZombie)
- %d's spider-sense failed him (Spider)
- %d was killed by an angry Magmar (Lava)
- %d became one with the earth (Suffocation)
- %d was Entombed (Suffocation)
- %d discovered the dispenser was a spy. (dispenser)


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