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| What POTC taught us...; And they say it rots our minds... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 11 2006, 07:48 AM (2,401 Views) | |
| Elven | Aug 11 2006, 07:48 AM Post #1 |
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Now, I don't know about anyone else, but I learnt a lot from wathcing POTC. For example- Blacksmiths have incredible lung capacity People in Singapore don't really like corsets Don't maroon Jack on an island. It just doesn't work. Stop trying. Monkeys smile without meaning to at all the right moments This was on IMDB, but it died out. So, what did POTC teach you? |
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| Coldmetal | Aug 11 2006, 08:57 PM Post #2 |
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That many a blacksmith apprentices are eunechs. If you never would have thought of that you clearly have never been to Singapore. Back hair does have a use after all. Dead people like apples. |
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| neverstophoping | Aug 12 2006, 07:39 AM Post #3 |
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When your city is under attack and someone knocks on your front door, don't open it. Seriously. Mr Brown's shop isn't flourishing after all since the other blacksmith has the time to practise swordfighting during three hours every day. That same blacksmith has a secret love for Elvish tatoos. There is something wrong with the candles in Port Royal. Pintel and Ragetti are obsessed with mythology. The gouvernor's daughter has to tell the Pirates 'they have to hang the rules cause they are actually more guidelines anyway' The Pirates, surprisingly, never figured this out by theirselves, Elizabeth knows tho. |
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| ID4EVER | Aug 12 2006, 03:02 PM Post #4 |
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Undead monkeys scare 18 year old girls. When you need a diversion, two men dressed up as ladies in the water will distract your enemies no matter what. |
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| topcatdk | Aug 12 2006, 04:13 PM Post #5 |
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Great ones, here are a few of mine:British soldiers would make perfect storm troopers, can’t hit a barn door from 3 feet away. White dresses don’t always become see-through when wet (unfortunately). Governors are whinier than their daughters. You can recognize a ship by hearing the sound of their guns. You don’t steal, you borrow without permission. You don’t steal, you commandeer. Slapping seems to be the standard punishment for having multiple lovers and boat-theft. Lots of rum = Big fire. |
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| ID4EVER | Aug 12 2006, 04:26 PM Post #6 |
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| Elven | Aug 12 2006, 10:02 PM Post #7 |
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-That he is a good man -That Will has a nice hat -The island's not all that big -Little boats will sink just ion time for you to step onto the dock Question: Are we including DMC? Or just the first one? |
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| Beastie | Aug 13 2006, 05:38 PM Post #8 |
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The dog is the key figure. I like men with black eyeliner this can't be right
A ship has a rudder, sails and freedom. When someone attacks you, just shout "Parley" so they can't hurt you anymore. When someone breaks into your house, don't be stupid to lock yourself up in the closet. |
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| ID4EVER | Aug 13 2006, 05:57 PM Post #9 |
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Are you new here, Beastie? |
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| Beastie | Aug 13 2006, 06:15 PM Post #10 |
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I introduced myself on Deck.
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| ID4EVER | Aug 13 2006, 07:05 PM Post #11 |
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Nice to meet ya! I'm ID4EVER, also known as Will! |
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| Eyemcool76 | Aug 14 2006, 02:39 PM Post #12 |
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Will? Good strong name. No doubt name for your father. When you are hiding in a closet make sure the carpet is all orderly and not turned up at any corners. To large wooden cogs can make metal handcuffs brake. There's no real ship that can match the Interceptor for speed. Cursed pirates only feel pain when its convenient for a main character. If there's a hole in the dock, JUMP IN! Wooden eyes move around with your other eye. It's not how well you can swordfight, its how cool your hat is. |
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| pirategirl0306 | Aug 14 2006, 05:02 PM Post #13 |
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You've never known pain until you've worn a corset. Nice hats always stay on your head. No matter how much flipping and running you do. Just because your compass doesn't point north doesn't mean you're a bad pirate. You can be a pirate and a good man at the same time. Forks are great weapons. The swords over the fireplace, though. Those are just for decoration. Hot coals will not set your bed on fire. |
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| Eyemcool76 | Aug 14 2006, 05:28 PM Post #14 |
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Candlesticks only break when no one's looking. Not all treasure is silver and gold. You can jump in the water to save someone and be dry just in time to run away. The french are muttonheads for thinking of parley. |
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| Elven | Aug 15 2006, 10:29 AM Post #15 |
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They're more like guidlines anyway The Greeks were in a horse, not dresses Freckles mysteriously disappear with age Rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoudrels That Will's place is there and his conscious is clean That he's not a blacksmith, he's a pirate The guy you don't want to get shot will never get shot, even if the entire Royal Navy is shooting at him Cursed pirates who can't bleed can still shed blood to lift their curse |
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"Mother's love, Jack! You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. It's bad luck."






Great ones, here are a few of mine:
this can't be right

6:55 PM Jul 11