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| What POTC taught us...; And they say it rots our minds... | |
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| Eyemcool76 | Aug 17 2006, 05:19 PM Post #16 |
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Dock Guards look away at just the right time so you can commandeer a ship. You can be slapped by a huge, muscular pirate and look perfectly fine 2 seconds later. Cursed pirates have huge feasts when they cant even taste food. Cursed pirates have perfectly fresh food in the middle of the ocean. |
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| Pirate_Girl | Aug 19 2006, 04:25 AM Post #17 |
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That the sadly burning rum can help bring in a ship to rescue you He's a pirate Exactly WHY the rum is always gone Confusing= Comandeering Men can look good in dresses Being friends with a blacksmith can help get you out of prison Stealing..sorry..comandeering a necklace isn't all that wise It is possible for blood to look..jelly-ish. An apple is always one of those next Don't try to kill, hang, marroon, or betray Jack That calling the dog with your ticket out of prison a filthy slimy mangy cur does not help |
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| RADCM | Sep 14 2006, 06:10 AM Post #18 |
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That it is unlikely that Elizabeth has a rudder and a lot of sails hidden away in her boddice. That ships with lots of holes in their sails travel faster than any other ship That the Pearl can carry enough men to man the sweeps and board the Interceptor That when the British board a ship, they leave NONE on the Interceptor Jack cant bring the ship into Tortuga all by his onesies Jack loves that song Though undead, pirates are afraid to go underwater to get their medalion Undead pirates are strong enough to throw a 100lb woman in a dress 50 feet into the air Undead pirates like to swing around on their ship like Tarzan Will can throw a sword better than most Javalin throwers You cant blow Will up, or knock him unconscious with an explosion big enough to blow a ship apart, but knock him on the back of the head witha candle stick and he is out for hours Will think of more later |
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| Pirate_Girl | Sep 14 2006, 09:56 PM Post #19 |
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Haha that ones so true.
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| swedishfish67 | Sep 14 2006, 10:08 PM Post #20 |
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Too lazy to read the others.. hope mine dont come too close lol. "Parley" is a magical word no matter how you pronounce it. Compasses that don't point north are often underestimated. Bad luck can easily be cured by a couple drinks and a crazy proposition. When you have a leverage, don't talk about them right in front of their face. It's very typical to see ladies in dresses with umbrellas sailing about an evil, cursed, impossible to find island, and they are definately never a distraction. Silverware can be almost as dangerous as gunpowder and cannonballs when you're desperate. If you ever happen to be running away from pirates that are chasing after you on the ground floor of your big governor's mansion, it is ALWAYS a great idea to hide in the closet rather than climb out the open window. They'll never think to look for you in the CLOSET. |
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| Pirate_Girl | Sep 15 2006, 12:12 AM Post #21 |
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We ALL half-expected it to be made of wood. [size=1]You know you did[/size] Green bananas can help a LOT -you have to read that thread about Jack's props..or Johnnys- Burning the rum may help.ahhh... I got nothing...those were horrible.
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| Explosive Calm | Sep 15 2006, 02:56 PM Post #22 |
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Johnny Depp and can put on a pretty convincing English accent. Playing with yourself for three hours a day can turn you into a master sword fighter. |
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| ILuvCapnJackSparrow | Sep 26 2006, 04:16 PM Post #23 |
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If your a Governor's daughter your hair is always perfect after you have just woken up Starboard side means right side (yeah, I actually didnt know that...) If you are being chased by undead pirates hide their oars Jack will always escape no matter what |
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| will_k_williams | Oct 23 2006, 05:14 PM Post #24 |
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Alcoholism is both deeply cool and absolutely hilarious. Will |
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| XxJayBeexX | Nov 3 2006, 03:15 PM Post #25 |
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They are all men of their words, except Lizzy who is a woman. The scientists are wrong, you can do the whole walk underwater with a canoe thing. Undead pirates cursed medallions calling to them can change the weather really quickly. It's interesting. Very interesting indeed The royal navy are stupid twats
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| Eyemcool76 | Nov 4 2006, 01:25 AM Post #26 |
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Actually, scientists figured that out first. Or at least my 5th grade science teacher did. and it works. No matter how many somersalts you do, your nice hat will never come off. When someone is about to come scare it away, the dog will actually start giving the keys to you. If a cannonball goes through a jail wall with 6 or 7 prisoners inside, no one will get hit by it. |
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| XxJayBeexX | Nov 4 2006, 02:13 AM Post #27 |
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really? i saw a tv show where they proved it wrong
Pirates like to wait for the opportune moment, but always seem to miss it. |
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| Alia Atreides | Nov 4 2006, 09:00 PM Post #28 |
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Whoah...I think I so read that wrong the first time. Hehehe...but you have to admit...it's pretty when taken that way. Moving on....What PotC taught me: Never expect writers to get the historical information correct... No matter what, things will always work out for the hero(s) in the end... No matter how cruel and viscious of a woman you are, as long as you are the heroine, you'll have all the men completely falling for you... <_< Apparently, the people who end up being called the "villains" by the fans are actually the most interesting characters...and a good number of them wear white wigs... Life is all about the entrance you make, whether it is on a sinking ship or by blowing your way out of a coffin... |
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| Eyemcool76 | Nov 7 2006, 11:38 PM Post #29 |
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[size=7]Jack Sparrow's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.[/size] You can in fact slide down a line with handcuffs. Jack Sparrow can balance perfectly on top of a sinking ship. People will try to swing onto a boat that's not even there anymore. |
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| Monkey | Nov 8 2006, 04:14 PM Post #30 |
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Many of us discovered this in the 80's, luv. People often get hit over the head so hard it knocks them out, and they recover just fine. All dresses of that time period had emergency tear-open fronts, just in case someone is drowning and needs to get out fast. |
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"Mother's love, Jack! You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. It's bad luck."





Haha that ones so true.
rum may help.
I got nothing...those were horrible.



Moving on....
6:56 PM Jul 11