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What POTC taught us...; And they say it rots our minds...
Topic Started: Aug 11 2006, 07:48 AM (2,400 Views)
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Alia-Hildwyn
Nov 4 2006, 10:00 PM
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Playing with yourself for three hours a day can turn you into a master sword fighter.

:blink: Whoah...I think I so read that wrong the first time. Hehehe...but you have to admit...it's pretty when taken that way.

:unsure: Moving on....

I meant it to sound wrong. :lol:

Yes, moving on...

Buckets of water work against smells better than deodorant or whatever their equivalant of that was.

Bed warming pans could be put right where they'd burn a person's feet without any trouble.

Ships with holes in the sails are faster than those with whole sails where the air doesn't pass through them.

Will's head is really made from metal.


I just thought of something, they said they tied a cannon to Bootstrap's bootstraps, but I didn't see a cannon missing from the ship, I don't know why I just thought of that but I did. :blink:
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Nov 8 2006, 08:00 PM
I just thought of something, they said they tied a cannon to Bootstrap's bootstraps, but I didn't see a cannon missing from the ship, I don't know why I just thought of that but I did. :blink:

Maybe they got a new one...A BETTER one! :yes:
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will_k_williams
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I think that between Bootstrap being sent to sleep with the fishes and the current tales (with the Pearl attacking numerous ships and settlements along the way) a replacement was likely found.

Will
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Eyemcool76
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Nov 8 2006, 02:00 PM
Buckets of water work against smells better than deodorant or whatever their equivalant of that was.

Especially when that water probably smells as bad as the pigs since they drink from it.

No one notices a gold chain around your neck when the end is hidden in your dress.

Your medallion will never come off, even if you fall off a cliff and sink into the sea.

Everyone laughs when you use Ecumanically and Grammatically, although few people know what ecumanically means.
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will_k_williams
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Despite its amazing cliff-diving staying powers a gold necklace can be easily broken free from your neck and will still fasten perfectly the next time.

Will
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XxJayBeexX
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Said Medallion's gold chain changes lengths when needed.

Seriously. It gets longer and shorter :P
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will_k_williams
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Same goes for the amazing extendo-handcuff-chain.

Will
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Jonathan
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I learned that:

- A half-squad of marines firing a concerted volley will hit everything but what they're aiming at.

- It's not wise to mock the pirate who just appeared on the deck of your ship, he'll shove a pistol in your face.

- It's possible to fit half your ship's crew (something like 400-plus men) into four longboats. Marines included.

- Sheer weight of numbers is the only way to corner a pirate and a blacksmith at said pirate's hanging.


Everything else has been pretty well covered.
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Eyemcool76
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A half-squad of marines all shooting a pole (since they're not hitting Jack so that's all thats left to hit) will not knock down the pole.

I think we should have a thread like this in DMC!
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A mute man can teach a parrot to be able to speak for him, or at least the crew will believe he did, even though he cannot speak himself to teach the parrot or let the crew know that's what he's doing.

When finding a cave full of treasure, pirates will only ever take the cursed chest of coins and leave all the other non-cursed coins and crowns and things behind.
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Monkey
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A young woman who is raised in high society and has probably never drank more than a glass of wine at dinner, can chug a bottle of rum like it's water.
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Suluna
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When a legendary pirate captain reclaims his ship, you can briefly see a man with modern clothes on said ship.

Monkeys will always make themselves undead, even if they felt that it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Undead skeleton pirates will try to gross you out by drinking wine so you can see it falling down his ribs.

Somehow, rum-addicted pirates will always end up being marooned on the one island that has a secret rum storage room.

If you throw a pirate's pistol overboard, he will jump in after it.
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kraken4
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the french invented parley and mayonaise >:(
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Commodore Rockchild
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greeting peoples, :D

what i learned was,

it's bad luck to wake a man while he's sleeping, but it can be counted by a drink bought for said person, provided said person gets the small glass.

All commodore's look like ice creams without their hats on!
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katiepotcdepp
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Apr 20 2007, 11:56 AM
All commodore's look like ice creams without their hats on!

Yes!! I hadn't actually thought about that before, but they do!

*does happy dance that she reached 2 gold coins at last*
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