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| Climable Bean | Jan 4 2015, 04:47 PM Post #1 |
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One Among the Fence
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So basically I rejoined this shit forum I used to troll when I was young and beautiful. Long enough time had passed that the retarded webmaster wouldn't recognise me. Anyway, the forum was even worse than before, practically 4chan or bodybuilders forum-level. So I joined and started flouting the rules, as one does, not really bothered whether I got banned or not. I didn't recognise any of the members, but there was this one girl, smarter than the rest, who seemed to have a sense of humour. So when my inevitable ban occurred, I naturally created a sock puppet and dove right back in. All well and good, but I rep-PM'd the girl so she could be in on my joke, and I also wanted to air the site's dirty laundry to her for shuts and giggles. On a forum full of semi-literate morons with no personality, I naturally assumed that someone who was literate, had a sense of humour and was smart would welcome a bit of back door fun with a fellow 'real person', as I call our kind. My new account got banned, and I was mildly surprised, but just assumed it was some IP deal or other telltale sign of disingenuousness on my part. So today I remembered I had an account from a bit further back, one that wouldn't be scrutinised for IP-traces, since it was well off the 'new members' list mods would be looking at. I used it to message her again. Checked back. She was online, my account was banned, reason: sock puppet! The fuck, right? Why did she snitch on me? Why didn't she want some cheeky fun? Why didn't she welcome my island of wit and insight in the forum's sea of irredeemable stupidity? It just made no sense. Plus, she was British and looked like she was in her 20s -- too young to be that boring, and too British to be that un-British. Britons don't snitch, do we? Do we? I'll let the forum slide. There's no value in trolling spastics when there's no observing party to enjoy the joke. I don't even want to sign back up to give her a piece of my mind, since those types of girls are all 'OMG stalker!' when you show any kind of interest in them and they don't show it back. If I get in touch with her, it'd be e third time I would have expressed unrequited interested. Pass. Two times was enough. Snitch!!! |
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| Guest | Jan 4 2015, 09:18 PM Post #2 |
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I relate to your story so much. I used to do that sort of thing back in 1999. Now I'm an old lazy number with no apparent soul, no wit, barely any spontaneity and a softening aging brain. But deep down, I'm still a rebellious troll and I hate it when people snitch. I hope she falls out of bed tomorrow morning.
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