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| Piquant | Mar 22 2015, 01:30 AM Post #1 |
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Here there be dragons
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I got a kegel ball stuck inside me today. I tried everything I could to get it out and was on the verge of going to the a&e. After a couple of hours of failed attempts Thingy managed to fish it out with his two index fingers. That was a horrid nightmare, but funny when I think about it now. |
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| Finis Hominis | Mar 22 2015, 01:36 AM Post #2 |
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Yes, it's horrible to choke with food. I choked with a tough piece of beef some four months ago, and I thought I my brain was going to die for lack of oxigen. I thought that was a sign from the Goddess, wanting me to quit eating red meat. |
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| Piquant | Mar 22 2015, 11:07 PM Post #3 |
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Yeah, kegel balls aren't food and don't go in your mouth. Choking on food is far more serious... You couldn't choke on food for two hours and live to tell the tale. It's so important to chew your food properly. I knew a man who went home from work one evening, had dinner with his wife and she choked on a piece of steak and died. It was shocking and awful. |
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| Guest | Mar 22 2015, 11:58 PM Post #4 |
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Nasty. |
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| Finis Hominis | Mar 23 2015, 12:06 AM Post #5 |
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I didn't know. I thought "kegel balls" was a shorter for "Kellogg's balls". I like Kellogg's chocolate flakes, I even had some yesterday. ![]() |
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| Angry Squirrel | Mar 23 2015, 02:57 AM Post #6 |
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Supreme Adjudicator of Chatterb0x
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Funniest. Thread. Ever. |
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| Piquant | Mar 23 2015, 03:16 AM Post #7 |
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It's not nasty, you prude. It has nothing to do with sex. |
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